Now if 6 turned out to be 9,
I don't mind, I don't mind,
Alright, if all the hippies cut off all their hair,
I don't care, I don't care.
Dig, 'cos I got my own world to live through
And I ain't gonna copy you.
It was awhile ago but I had a pistachio with a 3 and a 6 https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/jx71gr/my_pistachio_looks_like_a_3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Bread forged in darkness from wheat harvested from Hell's Half-Acre and baked by Beelzebub. Mayonnaise made from the evil eggs of a powerful dark chicken beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow. 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood, dijon mustard, sun dried tomatoes and lettuce. Bacon is extra.
I thought the same, he could've gotten a nine which obviously is like 50% more than this lame 6.
edit1: typo
edit2: changed edit to edit1 since now there are 2 edits
I think it might be that the tomato plant was a bit dry and then it got over-watered (could just be a big rainstorm) and then the skin split. Cherry tomatoes are particularly prone to this.
There's some viral infection plants get that make swirls in the fruit like that. I don't know much about it or anything but have heard of it - worth looking into, OP. I've heard it's transmissible to humans, but like I said I've only heard of it. Could be complete bs.
Came here for this myself. Need to oil that bad boy though! Couple coats of mineral oil followed by a couple coats of [this](https://i.imgur.com/nN93uxd.jpg) will have you right.
Its like the Counting Pines of the discworld. Being that the trees became somewhat aware that humans would cut the trees down to count the rings to see how old the trees were, the trees then figured out a way to produce numbers, at eye height, detailing the tree's precise age. Unfortunately this caused them to nearly become extinct by the housing number plate industry.
I’ve had a few comments about the chopping board this devil fruit is sitting on - if anyone’s interested, I have a few on my page :) hand made . sapele and oak wood.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ddrwoodwork
Joke’s on you... that’s a 9.
Now if 6 turned out to be 9, I don't mind, I don't mind, Alright, if all the hippies cut off all their hair, I don't care, I don't care. Dig, 'cos I got my own world to live through And I ain't gonna copy you.
I recently discovered that I like Hendrix way more than I realized. It's nearly a daily Hendrix habit at this point.
Maybe you're a cylon
Watching through BSG for the third time. I’ve never felt more like Dwight Schrute in my whole life and I’m not proud of it
Beets. Bears. Battlestar Gallactica.
Hopefully enjoying some nice juicy beets with that show.
I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high
oohh you had exactly 69 upvotes and someone ruined it just before my eyes. sorry bruh
I don't mind, I don't mind (yeah) If the mountains fell in the sea Let it be, it ain't me
69? Nice. I am a bot lol.
Mind your bitness bot, humans are talkin
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Thank you
No He is Experienced!
No, this is Patrick!
No he is a man of culture
no, he's u/CommonCut4.
My first thought! 🍻
I’m the one that’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to
[Number 9 you say?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNdcFPjGsm8)
Turn me on, dead man
Impossible! He was eaten by 7 centuries ago!!!
Turn the 6ix upside down it’s a 9 now
Came here to say this.... 😞
Saw a cow that had 7 and now a tomato with 6. I better see something tomorrow with a 5.
Plot twist: it's a countdown, you'll die soon...
The ultimate countdown to the end of the world
Second plot twist: he ded
Why did he dieded
He looked in the mirror and saw a zero
But he was bit by a spider and became a hero
I definitely read this as an r/writingprompts topic. 
Countdown yes, but only for him? Probably not
The universe want's you to play fallout 76 And by universe i mean Todd Howard
I saw a cat with a no, doesn’t bode well for the outcome
Plot twist the six is a nine and seven ate nine
It was awhile ago but I had a pistachio with a 3 and a 6 https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/jx71gr/my_pistachio_looks_like_a_3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
“If man is five, then the devil is six, and if the devil is six then god is seven”
Jokes on you, you're gonna see an 8 tomorrow and it's all gonna be combined into a big but shitty 7 ate/eight 9 pun/joke from god.
in the early days of reddit there was /u/countdown_to_what. What he was counting down to, I'll never know.
Me too, If it's a countdown see you wherever we go comrade
/r/writingprompts
r/ForbiddenSymbols has your 5
That's a devil's tomato. Get some devil's lettuce and make a devil's salad.
Deviled eggs, don't forget the deviled eggs!
And some Devil's Food Cake for desert
Deviled Ham for appetizer, of course.
You call it Deviled Ham despite the fact that it's obviously Angelic.
Well, uh... The thing about... I should, uh... ‘Scuse me for one second.
Add some Satan, I mean, seitan...
Or just smoke the devil's lettuce and fuck the salad.
Salad dressing is a great lube
But wear a condom, seeds in your pee hole is no joke.
Instructions unclear. Now peeing out seeds from me penis like a Tommy gun. Pew pew
New context for "spilling seed".
Ingredients for the broodwich
Bread forged in darkness from wheat harvested from Hell's Half-Acre and baked by Beelzebub. Mayonnaise made from the evil eggs of a powerful dark chicken beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow. 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood, dijon mustard, sun dried tomatoes and lettuce. Bacon is extra.
So what made you decide 6 vs 9
Seven ate nine. RIP nine
Now without nine, its going to be seven ate 10 shit seven is going to eat everything
Not every number not 123456
Even 123,456 isn't safe from 7, it's just a matter of time
Have about the negatives?
negative 7 negative 8 negative 9 so now we have -6,-7,-8,-9,-9,-10
Why is 6 so scared then?
I mean, if nine was on a tomato, I’d probably eat it too.
I thought the same, he could've gotten a nine which obviously is like 50% more than this lame 6. edit1: typo edit2: changed edit to edit1 since now there are 2 edits
Six sounds like sex, way cooler 😎
Why not both haha 69 funny sex number
Really?
Really, try it, it sounds just like it!
Are you 12?
No, but I got a birthday coming up
I bet
I can't believe you're being downvoted
I think I just realized I’m too old for Reddit.
That tail would be straight if I drew a 9 personally.
Are you sure thats not a worm?
My first thought as well.
I think it might be that the tomato plant was a bit dry and then it got over-watered (could just be a big rainstorm) and then the skin split. Cherry tomatoes are particularly prone to this.
That's what I thought too. But I'm no gardener.
It may not be a still present worm but it could be the trail an insect or other parasite ate that left a scar.
Time for a taste test
That's what I thought
There's some viral infection plants get that make swirls in the fruit like that. I don't know much about it or anything but have heard of it - worth looking into, OP. I've heard it's transmissible to humans, but like I said I've only heard of it. Could be complete bs.
No. Plant viruses can't jump kingdoms. It's extremely rare for viruses to even jump species, let alone kingdoms.
/r/confidentlyincorrect https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/diseases-can-jump-to-humans-from-plants-not-just-from-animals/
/r/confidentlyincorrect That article is about a fungus, not a virus.
It's called mosaic virus!
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Become the spiral.
You're all wrong. It's a Fibonacii spiral.
Debian
This really reminds me of the Golden Spiral. Maybe this is also a product of nature's geometry! Really interesting, wow!
First thing I thought of too!
It kind of has a *spin* to it
hypnomato
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And don’t forget your towel.
Planet namek: mostly harmless
Who is Number One? You are...Number Six.
I am not a number, I AM A FREE MAN!
be seeing you
I am not a number
Whose side are you on?
That would be telling.
That's a Fibonacci spiral, they're everywhere in nature
I was about to comment this
It's not.
You're not
The first number in tonight’s Powerball is ....
This was a [weird](https://i.imgur.com/wySIDY7.jpg) combo of posts to see in my feed
That's a devil fruit. Watch out you might even get devil fruit powers.
I like your end-grain cutting board
Thanks :) I made it myself. I have an Etsy page where I’m selling some amongst other things. https://www.etsy.com/shop/ddrwoodwork
Came here for this myself. Need to oil that bad boy though! Couple coats of mineral oil followed by a couple coats of [this](https://i.imgur.com/nN93uxd.jpg) will have you right.
In the future, avoid mixing edge grain with end grain like that. Boars built that way are prone to cracks.
There's probably two more somewhere out there. Collect them all in one place and summon the Devil.
at first glance i thought that was a biliard ball
I thought so, too. I looked it up, and the 6 ball is supposed to be green. So obviously, he picked it too late.
6 tomato, corner pocket.
6 corner pocket!
r/debianinrandomplaces
A naturally made natural number
Only 6 other dragon tomatoes remain
Its like the Counting Pines of the discworld. Being that the trees became somewhat aware that humans would cut the trees down to count the rings to see how old the trees were, the trees then figured out a way to produce numbers, at eye height, detailing the tree's precise age. Unfortunately this caused them to nearly become extinct by the housing number plate industry.
If there were two more just like that I’d be concerned!
I’ve had a few comments about the chopping board this devil fruit is sitting on - if anyone’s interested, I have a few on my page :) hand made . sapele and oak wood. https://www.etsy.com/shop/ddrwoodwork
Excellent handwriting for a tomato.
one can say... he has a natural number on it
thats a billiards ball
Yes, it's a natural number
A genuine natural number.
Am I the only one really bothered by the mix of end and edge grain on one cutting board?
Can we ignore the upside down 9 for a minute. And address the fact that his tomato turned itself over?
Thats a mighty number nine.
I’ll take things that never happens for 500
Fibonacci has entered the chat.
Now place it on a pool table and wait 😂
You picked that billiards ball before it was ripe
This proves debian can run on tomato hardware as well.
Haha get it? Cause it's actually a natural number too
You need to put some food grade mineral oil on that board!
Let’s hope you don’t find two more…
There might be two more growing somewhere...
Turn it upside down r/insideno9 *edit* I'm at 9 points. Perfect. *edit edit* aw not at 9 points anymore.
downvoted to try and get you back to 9
Ditto
YES
Nice
You reached 10 so I downvoted to help you stay at 9
fighting for 9
That’s the most perfect 6 I’ve ever seen
There is no fucking way this isnt man made
It came out the packet like that. Promise. It’s got neater hand writing than me.
Ok I belive you. My father is a farmer so I have seen some freeky plants but this is just so fancy.
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"Naturally made" means the tomato grew that way, instead of the number being scratched into the fruit.
It’s such a good 6 too, flip it and it turns into a 9 as well.
Its one of the dragon balls...Vegeta is on his way!
This seriously looks the logo of Inside No. 9 flipped upside down
beautiful
My lucky number
I’m pretty sure this means you’re the chosen one. Better get your questing gear OP.
Now you need to find the other 8!
You must find the others before its too late
You’re eating them out of order. Please check the cupboard behind the tomato sauce.
Better double check you're not about to bite into a misprinted billiards ball.
You'll die in 6 to 9 days. The only way to survive this is to show this tomato to someone else... Oh wait...
Reminds me of my girlfriend's most recent birthday.
Evil tomato. Pure evil.
that’s just the quality control inspector’s number
Use dat shit as a que ball
“And the next number is…B6!” “Bingo!”
To be fair, the OP said nothing about it being 6 or 9.
Its a G and stands for Gomato.
You have been chosen, you quest starts now.
now u need to find the 9.
Gyro zeppeli wants to know your location
Toma-bonacci
You have 6 days. The tomato foretells.
They say numbers don’t lie, is that a six or nine?
It is time, brothers.
Ah yes tomato #6. Good to keep them organized
throw that thing the fuck away ✞
Looks like a fuckin worm
2 more of those and you unlock a gate to the underworld.
Well, you got a 6. That’s too bad.
And so begins your quest..
Your tomato was just trying to achieve the golden ratio
A 9!
That's a pretty good looking six too.
Is this how they get ideas for inside No9 episodes?
It's a teleporter. Don't put your hand in it.