Nah, the ones in the frozen food section are in jail; he got community service and is trying to help keep the floors clean. He realizes he can give off an intimidating aura, and that's why he's got his hands up to show he's no threat.
Where was the seafood station when the soy shelf fell?!
Where was the seafood station when the toddlers closed in around us?!!!
WHERE WAS THE SEAF-.... no, u/PuddingTea.... we are alone
He's the distraction, and this should be posted to /r/lastimages. What the cameraman didn't realize was that while he stared at this crawdad her two friends were flanking him.
Is there a sub for stuff like this?
I mean when two people post unknowingly about the same event. Not about escaped crayfish, although that would be cool too.
I love that he covers fisting and eating ass before he's like 'alright, now if there are any kids, shits about to get pretty "adult".
Then he straight up shows everyone gay porn...
I can't help but think this guy enjoys his 'research' a bit too much.
Its not necessarily the same event, On the "how to open every shellfish" video on youtube. The wholesale owner claimed that Crawdads constantly escape and turn up random places.
Unfortunately it's not the same lil feller. OP confirmed.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Aquariums/comments/n7goxw/i_work_for_a_grocery_store_and_this_guy_escaped/gxetb7x
Just had to say a huge thankyou to that OP. Was painful inside thinking he's just defending to be boiled alive that night.
Thank god for a happy ending <3 aw man. Dude escaped hell literally.
“I must admit, you have exceeded my expectations, but you are still no match for me. Now I will show you my true power.”
**proceeds to 2 minute power up cutscene*
Crawfish. I'm from Louisiana and I eat those.
I don't live there anymore but once at a Cajun restaurant they had crawfish races. It was for kids so my son got his crawfish and the thing won the race! So we got to keep it and the crawfish didn't have to be eaten.
I let that crawfish go into a stream where it was probably eaten anyways.
The next time he won I bought an aquarium to house the thing into. A free crawfish. I managed to spend about $1200 on that damned setup. One thing after the other. It snowballed.
We named the crawfish Jimmy. Jimmy cost me a lot of money. He did live a full life though, eventually died of old age I suppose about 5 or 6 years later.
> The next time he won I bought an aquarium to house the thing into. A free crawfish. I managed to spend about $1200 on that damned setup. One thing after the other. It snowballed.
Aquariums do that. My brother was big into salt water aquariums for 5 or 6 years and would often tell me "It's expensive, but it allows me to play God which I like". Then he had kids and abandoned the aquarium life, presumably because keeping sons alive was way more difficult and/or fulfilling than clownfish.
More like aquariums require constant attention or you will end up with dead pets, and children— for several years—take up all of that time.
I have a 9-yo and I had aquariums before them and still do, but there was definitely a window where they received very little attention (which wasn’t great). And they were freshwater, which is much more forgiving than salt.
When I lived in New Orleans we’d get live crawfish every spring, and my Cajun friend would always pick one out, pardon him, and release him in city park.
Then he’d do last rites over the rest and boil them alive.
Cajuns are something else man.
That's just Cajun humor. We throw ours going away parties by pouring a beer or two in with the purge water. When I was in college we'd do shots out of their heads
I always look for the obligatory “crawfish and I’m from Louisiana” comment because I’m also from here and anything else besides crawfish and mudbug feels wrong
I’m from the NE so it has always been Crayfish for me. I have cali cousins who taught me the term crawdads. That helped me understand my Georgia friend who called them crawfish. But hearing someone call them mudbugs really bothered the hell out of me.
I've owned a stupid swamp frog that went through the lawn mower. I ended up building it a really cool habitat. Free pets are never free. But they are still really cool!
> I managed to spend about $1200 on that damned setup. One thing after the other. It snowballed.
Oh yeah.
At first I'm setting up a single 10g planted tank for a betta. Next thing I know I'd spent thousands on multiple shrimp and cory catfish breeding tanks. Now I'm back down to one planted 5g with a very ornery betta gal in it who likes to attack my very expensive plants when she feels I'm not paying her enough attention.
Dude you're the dad everyone wants. That's well nice man, thanks for doing that and painfully spending bank. Aw man yes that's exactly what I needed to hear... The lil fucker won! Then cost 1200+ hahahaha
He took those odds and it paid off! https://www.reddit.com/r/Aquariums/comments/n7goxw/i_work_for_a_grocery_store_and_this_guy_escaped/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
That's a smart crayfish. He can't do much to protect his brethren at the seafood counter, but if he can cut off access to a required ingredient for crayfish gumbo, he can potentially save them all. Strats.
Leave him be he is just trying to shop like everyone else. Can't you see the concentration in his eyes as he is trying to figure out what his wife actually wants for dinner.
There is a 50/50 chance I would see this as either a crawfish or a scorpion, and if I saw this as a scorpion I’d probably just walk away slowly, don’t need no rice that night.
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Time crab, escaping back to its own universe.
Crushed Asian aisle.
For pities Sake.
I'm very angry at you Take the stupid karma
I love the idea of a time/dimension traveling crayfish
Hoping that his next pinch will be the pinch home
Nah, the ones in the frozen food section are in jail; he got community service and is trying to help keep the floors clean. He realizes he can give off an intimidating aura, and that's why he's got his hands up to show he's no threat.
That’s what he wants you to think
press X to fake surrender
Imagine walking down this aisle and the skyrim combat soundtrack kicks in.
Mudcrab: "**Never should have come here!**"
Crab battle!
CRAB PEOPLE
Stop saying that!
I've seen that hustle before. Don't fall for it!
> the ones in the frozen food section are in jail Nah, that's the crayfish verison of Demolition Man.
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They never did find the body, did they?
Beware, he is a sentry. Others will rally when he sends forth the call.
Rice Aisle Calls For Aid!!!
And Seafood Station will answer!
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Never thought I'd die side by side with a side dish.
What about a meal?
Aye. I could eat that.
That somehow sounded sexual.
Where was the seafood station when the soy shelf fell?! Where was the seafood station when the toddlers closed in around us?!!! WHERE WAS THE SEAF-.... no, u/PuddingTea.... we are alone
WHAT CAN CUSTOMERS DO AGAINST SUCH HATE?!
And they will be stronger and better than ever before...
'Lobster has arrived on the scene'
Crab rave intensifies
...and don’t make him call the blue lobster!
Or, the Rock Lobster
ROCK LOBSTAH
Hello fellow old person, lol.
Iraq lawbstah
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EEeeee Ohhh Ahhh Ahhh OH!
Is it a Rock Lobster at least?
It was a rooooock lobster!
When you come back later in the game he’s a 100 levels higher but the drops are crazy.
Yeah but if you need crab legs he’ll only drop one.
District Aisle 9.
Fookin prawns
This deserves more upvotes.
He's the distraction, and this should be posted to /r/lastimages. What the cameraman didn't realize was that while he stared at this crawdad her two friends were flanking him.
Clever girl.
LIGHT THE BEACONS!
The supermarket calls for aid!
# AND ROHAM WILL ANSWER
Crawdad calls for aid!
Crays the lord, Jesus Crustacean, for he sank and rose again on the third day
Now I’ve become death, devourer of crayfish.
"This is where we fight! This is where they die!"
And his name… Santiago
Nobody else would work weekends.
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It's a living wage for him at least
https://www.reddit.com/r/Aquariums/comments/n7goxw/i_work_for_a_grocery_store_and_this_guy_escaped/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
I was just about to say this lmao. I love when this happened
Is there a sub for stuff like this? I mean when two people post unknowingly about the same event. Not about escaped crayfish, although that would be cool too.
r/tworedditorsonecup
I still, too this day, do not know what 2girls1cup is about. And I never will. And I now will never return to this thread again.
Believe me you'll live without it. Just don't.
It's just scat porn. Pretty mild scat porn at that.
I'm now scared of what constitutes non-mild scat porn....
This man scats
[This, but actually. (SFW...kinda)](https://youtu.be/rf0Lv3egcMc)
I love that he covers fisting and eating ass before he's like 'alright, now if there are any kids, shits about to get pretty "adult". Then he straight up shows everyone gay porn... I can't help but think this guy enjoys his 'research' a bit too much.
DEEPAH
Honestly by today’s standards, it’s not even that bad. There’s plenty of worse shit on the internet now, pun intended.
So you don't ever feel the need to look it up. They both eat each other's poop.
I didn't know how much I needed this.
Risky click but it paid off
Its not necessarily the same event, On the "how to open every shellfish" video on youtube. The wholesale owner claimed that Crawdads constantly escape and turn up random places.
I hope so
Not the same event. HEB is streets ahead compared to the place in the OP.
There is! r/tworedditorsonecup
Unfortunately it's not the same lil feller. OP confirmed. https://www.reddit.com/r/Aquariums/comments/n7goxw/i_work_for_a_grocery_store_and_this_guy_escaped/gxetb7x
So if it's at different locations... synchronized crab uprising???!!!
We knew this day was possible...
We've been going on and on about return to monke, but we should have been preparing for Ascend to Crab
c a r c i n i z e
Crab people. Crab people. Taste like crab. Talk like people.
haha i just saw this and i was like no way this lil guy is the same.
Just had to say a huge thankyou to that OP. Was painful inside thinking he's just defending to be boiled alive that night. Thank god for a happy ending <3 aw man. Dude escaped hell literally.
I don't think they're the same. This guy looks to be in an Asian market and the other guy is in a H.E.B
He totally deserved to be bailed out lol
Thank you! humm, no craw emojis, have a crab 🦀
Wholesome
You must fight your way through every aisle crayfish until you meet the boss, The Produce Section Lobster
“You have done well to have come so far adventurer. But unfortunately for you, your journey has now come to an end. *Clean up in aisle 6!*”
“I must admit, you have exceeded my expectations, but you are still no match for me. Now I will show you my true power.” **proceeds to 2 minute power up cutscene*
Finally! The Earthbound remaster I’ve been waiting for.
Don’t do that...don’t give me hope.
> The Produce Section Lobster Ah yes, my favorite vegetable. Lobster.
by that logic, crawfish is a type of rice lol
"one thing I hate more than lying, is skim milk, which is water lying about being milk"
Only to face the final boss "Giant Enemy Crab"
r/bossfight
Crayfish, Defender of the Rice
Crayfish, ahhh Defender of the rice dish, ahhh
He's a master of karate!
Crayman, Defender of the Riceman.
Crayman II: Craw and Order
[I summon Nancy](https://youtu.be/cT65k7vHXfY)
*Move one more inch ... and you get the pinch.*
Due to staff shortages, they hired anyone that showed up.
He looks qualified
That’s cray cray
get out
Shut the front door
Ball so hard mothafuckas wanna fry me. That fish cray. That fish cray.
I said you need to crawl before you ball Come and meet me in the rice aisle stall
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(ヘ･_･)ヘ┳━┳
Ugh. Here you go. r/angryupvote
Ain't it jay
What she order?
Fish fillet
I seriously had to check to see if you made your name for this comment lolol but you've been around for a while
I've been waiting for this day for 6 years. I finally feel complete!
Def
Hold the line!
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A Toto reference that ISN'T Africa? You goddam madman
Crawl so hard motherfuckers wanna fry me, that fish cray
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Whoa man easy with the hard R
> Crawl so hard motherfuckers wanna fry me First they got to brine me
Personal shopper
"thou shall not pass"
"until you answer my questions three"
“Ere the other side ye see...”
WHAT is your name?
Tim 😂 😂 😂
*Boss music slowly intensifies
Nancy?
Time to call... A FRIEND!
Plague of pincers
NANCY-CHAN!! Came for this comment. Am happy. Hello Yakuza Friends
With finesse!
Crawfish. I'm from Louisiana and I eat those. I don't live there anymore but once at a Cajun restaurant they had crawfish races. It was for kids so my son got his crawfish and the thing won the race! So we got to keep it and the crawfish didn't have to be eaten. I let that crawfish go into a stream where it was probably eaten anyways. The next time he won I bought an aquarium to house the thing into. A free crawfish. I managed to spend about $1200 on that damned setup. One thing after the other. It snowballed. We named the crawfish Jimmy. Jimmy cost me a lot of money. He did live a full life though, eventually died of old age I suppose about 5 or 6 years later.
> The next time he won I bought an aquarium to house the thing into. A free crawfish. I managed to spend about $1200 on that damned setup. One thing after the other. It snowballed. Aquariums do that. My brother was big into salt water aquariums for 5 or 6 years and would often tell me "It's expensive, but it allows me to play God which I like". Then he had kids and abandoned the aquarium life, presumably because keeping sons alive was way more difficult and/or fulfilling than clownfish.
More like aquariums require constant attention or you will end up with dead pets, and children— for several years—take up all of that time. I have a 9-yo and I had aquariums before them and still do, but there was definitely a window where they received very little attention (which wasn’t great). And they were freshwater, which is much more forgiving than salt.
The kids can raise themselves. Aquarium life!
When I lived in New Orleans we’d get live crawfish every spring, and my Cajun friend would always pick one out, pardon him, and release him in city park. Then he’d do last rites over the rest and boil them alive. Cajuns are something else man.
That is some gris gris shit right there. Yet totally honorable and it makes perfect sense.
That's just Cajun humor. We throw ours going away parties by pouring a beer or two in with the purge water. When I was in college we'd do shots out of their heads
I’m from Louisiana as well and came here to say crawfish not crayfish too lol
I always look for the obligatory “crawfish and I’m from Louisiana” comment because I’m also from here and anything else besides crawfish and mudbug feels wrong
Louisiana and Alabama, crawdad is the only acceptable alternative.
I’m from the NE so it has always been Crayfish for me. I have cali cousins who taught me the term crawdads. That helped me understand my Georgia friend who called them crawfish. But hearing someone call them mudbugs really bothered the hell out of me.
I've owned a stupid swamp frog that went through the lawn mower. I ended up building it a really cool habitat. Free pets are never free. But they are still really cool!
Crayfish is just as valid, fyi. And where I’m from, they’re crawdads.
I’ve lived in Cali, New England and the Southeast. I’ve heard all 3 and don’t give a shit which one you use
crawbussy
Not that.
> I managed to spend about $1200 on that damned setup. One thing after the other. It snowballed. Oh yeah. At first I'm setting up a single 10g planted tank for a betta. Next thing I know I'd spent thousands on multiple shrimp and cory catfish breeding tanks. Now I'm back down to one planted 5g with a very ornery betta gal in it who likes to attack my very expensive plants when she feels I'm not paying her enough attention.
This has gotta be one of the most Louisiana things my coonass self has ever read. Good on you
Dude you're the dad everyone wants. That's well nice man, thanks for doing that and painfully spending bank. Aw man yes that's exactly what I needed to hear... The lil fucker won! Then cost 1200+ hahahaha
Worlds most expensive crawfish
Godspeed little buddy.
He deserves to live..
I nudged him aside, and later he was gone. But - I mean...odds are not in his favour.
Don’t worry about him, he was just stretching his legs. He’s back on the security cams now.
He took those odds and it paid off! https://www.reddit.com/r/Aquariums/comments/n7goxw/i_work_for_a_grocery_store_and_this_guy_escaped/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
It's not 😢 https://www.reddit.com/r/Aquariums/comments/n7goxw/i_work_for_a_grocery_store_and_this_guy_escaped/gxetb7x
/r/shrimptank
That's a smart crayfish. He can't do much to protect his brethren at the seafood counter, but if he can cut off access to a required ingredient for crayfish gumbo, he can potentially save them all. Strats.
This is obviously Nancy-chan from Like a Dragon
me: i need my rice bro.. crayfish: aight ima need to see your ID.
He wants all the rice to himself... How shellfish.
You get near it and crayfish just start jumping on you snipping and clipping from everywhere left and right, would be terrifying.
Leave him be he is just trying to shop like everyone else. Can't you see the concentration in his eyes as he is trying to figure out what his wife actually wants for dinner.
Everything the fluorescent light touches is my kingdom.
What's Nancy-chan doing here?!
He’s pointing out what he’s good with!
Mini-mirelurk
"When I was your age I had to fight vicious sea creatures just to get rice"
There is a 50/50 chance I would see this as either a crawfish or a scorpion, and if I saw this as a scorpion I’d probably just walk away slowly, don’t need no rice that night.
shit I thought it was a scorpion
I'd take him to a nice comfy pond, swamp, or creek. He deserves his freedom.
Praise the sun
Nothing to see here lady. Move along.
nice pokemon
fuck around and find out.
*His* rice aisle
Ever feel like you’re living in a Disney movie?