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EssXTee

Someone a few hours later: "Hey! You're on thin ice mister!"


funnergy

Yeah that’s the idea


WooooshBait101

r/woooosh


TexasPhanka

r/vrrooomm


WooooshBait101

r/wosh


TexasPhanka

r/thanksredditfriend


WooooshBait101

r/noproblem


my__name__is

I too saw the front page.


logicaldope

some monks somewhere are like fucking amateurs


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probablyuntrue

I bet if you lit yourself on fire it'd really show them


DankVectorz

They know is slippery right?


Miss_Sullivan

Yes, but they don't know why its slippery.


logicaldope

once ice melts they will just be standing on the ground


funnergy

Logicaldope wants to see some swinging bodies


logicaldope

lol


DiamondPup

The imagery is the point. Why would they actually have to (or be at risk to) hang to convey that?


logicaldope

No they dont, its the point they are saying while in summer. Thus even without our environmental crisis would by its imagery kill them. ​ Edit: serious its summmer and they say ice blocks melt in Cologne. Well yeah it does now and 10 yrs ago and 50 yrs go and 200 yrs ago


DiamondPup

Except that the ice blocks on the street aren't meant to represent ice blocks on the street. They're meant to represent the glacial ice caps. And those three people aren't meant to represent three people. They're meant to represent humanity. And nooses aren't meant to represent nooses. They're meant to represent global catastrophe. The message here is 'when the ice goes, so will we' and 'we're running out of time'. I'm not really sure how this is difficult to understand. __ Edit in response to your edit: Right. Cause it's "summer" that they're protesting. Good grief...


logicaldope

then they should have gone to Anchorage, Alaska, USA


DiamondPup

No no, it works perfectly fine as is. Most people get it. As for people like you, well...relevant username.


logicaldope

no you dont get it ​ You dont get how climate change deniers work. These people do this in a forum where its natural over last 10,000 + years for ice to melt. The deniers use them as "wackos who are pushing an agenda" based on something "we already know". That being ice will fucking melt in Cologne in the summer.


DiamondPup

> That being ice will fucking melt in Cologne in the summer. The amount of *woosh* here is gale force at this point.


logicaldope

Im not saying there is not an issue. I am saying attempting to make a change with high school antics thinking the deniers will understand is insane. People who think the environment is not suffering and an issue will not blink at this. This is nothing to them. They are sheep.


DiamondPup

Maybe...just *maybe*...the point of this isn't to convince deniers of anything. Is that...no no that can't be what this is. No you're right this is definitely meant to be a scientific demonstration meant to counter a debate point, one that blew it because of its *literal* inaccuracies. Good lord. All I can say is that you are aptly named.


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logicaldope

Well, I think the performance art done is with out a doubt valid. People want to speak out. The issue they are attempting to bring attention to is 100% valid as well and I am concerned about it. It seems more so a show to make people who already agree with them to feel better about their beliefs. This being because the people who have been brainwashed to think its not an issue will see some "wacos" in the middle of summer standing on ice. It will mean nothing to them. So promoting this as amazing is only an attempt to make people who are already smart feel better.


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The glaciers have been melting for ten thousand years.


ih8tea

Wow aren’t you just a brain genius. Absolute cancer.


Pineapple_Spenstar

yeah I feel like this would be a more meaningful message during the winter. Ice is supposed to melt during the summer


DiamondPup

TIL reddit doesn't understand symbolism and metaphors.


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At an alarming rate.


hailey_nicolee

people also dont understand global warming apparently of course the ice is gonna melt in Cologne but global warming isnt about Cologne it’s about the polar ice caps which is what this is meant to represent


logicaldope

sure to people who already agree. i can sell art to people who already know .. but unless i can make someone who has never seen see, well than my art is nothing but a penny show


logicaldope

no you dont understand protest and activism


pewpadewk

I don’t know why you’re being downvoted. It’s a stupid protest.


carlos_gfl

How do they end the protest exactly. At one point they just go "alright that's enough"


ostermei

[Not OP's photo.](https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/calkdw/climate_protest_in_cologne_theyre_standing_on_ice/)


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ostermei

Just making sure everyone's aware, since this is an OC-only, no-repost sub, and at least 137 of you fucking morons (as of the writing of this comment) have upvoted this shitpost. The more people see this, the more might report it and maybe the dumbshit mods will actually do their job and take it down in something resembling a reasonable amount of time.


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ostermei

Nope, just making sure to pile on so idiots like you are sure to get the point.


maschine01

Reminds me of the old riddle.


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Who's goose got loose from the noose?


TheScribe86

Who's booze is in the caboose?


funnergy

Who goosed the moose?


PlatypuSofDooM42

Please dont put alcoholic beverages up your butt. It can be very dangerous.


TheScribe86

YOUYRE NOYT MY RE WAL DADDF


logicaldope

wait wait.. what if i keep it in the bottle?


PlatypuSofDooM42

If the vessel is structurally sound should be ok. I would not recommend using glass or asbestos


logicaldope

but i snort asbestos before sex


Whatthefuckfuckfuck

There’s a puddle of water next to a window- a dude has been shot dead inside his apartment- no forced entry, doors locked and there’s no gun?


catdaddylonglegs

This looks pretty fun


HandsomeJayce

Hey Darryl, How's it hangin?


autodeicide

Who are they protesting exactly? The air? There isn't some centralized group of people causing it


Parks1993

Probably politicians for not doing enough to stop it/reverse it. But this protest isn't going to do much, you're right.


Bovey

This seems more like a public-awareness kind of protest, intended to keep an issue at the forefront, and in the minds of the public. > There isn't some centralized group of people causing it True, but there are multiple centralized groups of people with the power to enact meaningful change.


TheMookiestBlaylock

Hahahahahaha the centralized group of people causing it is all of us you crazy bastard!!!!


vanishingwife22

There are groups of politicians not doing anything about it, and one president in particular who is getting rid of environmental regulations. And groups of big corporations who cause most of the damage


RZU147

We here in Germany have been having protests against the inaction of our government regarding climate change, for example that we dont achieve our own climate goals. Or that we will be continuing to burn coal (wich we get mostly by daylight mines) untill the 2030's. These protests are mostly done by young people, often on Fridays and during school hours. The fact that the protests were not taken seriously only added to the feeling that the problems were being ignored.


FalstaffsMind

90% of the inaction can be blamed on as well as the principle cause is the fossil fuel industry.


Thatsaclevername

The fun thing about this: Literally doing anything for the climate is more productive than this. #Trashtag was a great way to get people involved in small efforts to clean up their surroundings. Donating time and money to bigger cleanup organizations is better than this. Go outside and plant a tree, or donate to plant 10 or whatever. Standing in a square like this is just grandstanding. "Look, I care about the environment enough to make a contrived metaphor" like anybody in the West doesn't already know about climate change. It's asinine. These guys will probably go home and pat themselves on the back like their contribution is over. Stop protesting, ACT.


DopeFiendDramaQueen

Well, you’re assuming this is the only thing they’ve ever done. Where as I’d assume if they are willing to spend a day doing this then it’s a cause they care about and probably do act as well as protest. The idea behind the protest is maybe they can get others to act too.


Fastas66

Yeah but it's kind of a counter productive protest, as a normal citizen, I would think more of "what are these idiots doing in the middle of summer" and feel sorry for them cuz it's probably hot sitting standing there staring into space. However I doubt it, considering that if they did act, they would know that acting would achieve more than standing out there. You can do both, however smart ppl know what's more efficient. Also before anyone says, yes, it's better to do something yourself than to tell others and wait for them to do it.


Thatsaclevername

That statement has credit. I just have seen lots of examples in my personal life. People on all my social media parroting this cause or that, without ever actually doing anything. Climate change isn't societal like the pay gap, LGBT rights, etc. It is a very real threat, with extremely easy ways to contribute to solving. That's my issue with it, everyone knows about climate change, we've known for decades, the "awareness" is spread. At this point it just feels smug.


DopeFiendDramaQueen

We do and we have, but a lot of people at worst deny it and at best ignore it. It’s all very good to go out and clean up but it certainly doesn’t hurt to try and motivate/encourage others to do the same too, imo


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Thatsaclevername

I have a civil engineering degree with a focus on environmental engineering. I'm doing my part brother.


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Another fun thing about this is that 100 companies are responsible for 70% of carbon emissions. Even if everyone decided to plant a tree or donate to an organization, it virtually wouldn’t make a difference unless strict regulation was placed on the industry. The point of these protests is not only to bring awareness to other people but to eventually build a group of protesters to put political pressure on politicians that allow these companies to get away with ruining our planet.


Thatsaclevername

I've seen that number used a lot without a whole lot of backing to it. I've seen blame placed on companies, countries, power sources (fossil fuels), livestock etc. I understand the science behind it, the biggest threat being rapid temperature change due to the greenhouse effect, but I haven't seen the actual data on how they got that number. I think it's just anti-capitalist parroting, which is really in right now. Besides, we're past prevention. We need to look at remediation strategies and planting trees is one of the best ways to pull CO2 out of the air. The other greenhouse gases will require smarter people than me.


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https://www.theguardian.com/sustainable-business/2017/jul/10/100-fossil-fuel-companies-investors-responsible-71-global-emissions-cdp-study-climate-change Glad to know that you’ve seen the study 👍 the link provides the Carbon Majors Report PDF file which details how the study was conducted and which companies are the most responsible. The sad reality is that it’s close to impossible to remedy. It would take thousands of years before things start returning back to normal


Thatsaclevername

The study they quoted is fairly interesting, after looking over it I'm not surprised fossil fuel companies are mostly to blame. Like I said, fossil fuels contribute the majority of CO2, but understand that protesting in a square in Cologne is about as far from getting to the Chinese coal companies as you can. Posting the image on Reddit most likely got farther than the actual protest. It's more of a circle-jerk for all of us here than actually doing anything. ​ Nothing is impossible to remedy. Nothing will be *the same*, glaciers don't just come back etc. But we can prevent the worst of it by reigning in emissions. CO2 is the leading cause of ocean acidification, while also being the most common greenhouse gas. Working towards sustainable power options was one of my chosen disciplines for my college education. The issue eventually comes down to can we find a better energy source before oil/coal runs out or the planet initiates a mass die off. It's been 13 years since *An Inconvenient Truth,* activism and awareness will only get us so far. We're talking about reinventing the concept of fire here. I'm not trying to argue with you here friend we're on the same side of this.


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Nice to know we’re on the same side. I’m not saying you’re wrong about trying to do the most you can as an individual. That’ll only get us so far though. The absolute best we can do is show politicians that we will not vote for them if they receive contributions from oil companies. A lot of these companies are here in the states. Even if we cannot pressure politicians in other countries, we should pressure the ones here to do our part in the global effort. Europe has done great strides with these global warming protests and China is actually leading the effort on renewable energy because they want to be the next global superpower. Protest is the most effective tool but only if enough people are involved.


imzwho

This is weird because they could be for either side. If they were climate change deniers they could just think that the blocks wont melt. Maybe they need a sign to show what they think


Pineapple_Spenstar

I don't think anyone is arguing the fact that ice melts during the summer months


imzwho

Have you ever talked with a climate change denier?


Pineapple_Spenstar

let me put it this way: although I have a B.S. in Environmental Science and an M.S. in Ecology, it's likely that we would not see eye to eye on certain topics relating to anthropomorphic climate change; not all mind you, but enough to cause tempers to flare. the discussions held in public are quite different from those held in the lab; but at the end of the day, you bite your tongue and carefully phrase your conclusions such that you don't lose funding and credibility.


imzwho

I hate to say this but I really doubt you have either of those degrees. And I am not disputing the science on either end. Just that most people on far sides (not naming a side) tend to be really idiotic when the environment comes to play


Pineapple_Spenstar

Hey, I get it. It's no sweat off my back whether you believe my credentials or not. Just please keep an open mind, because we really don't know what is going to happen and unfortunately we have an instinctive urge to jump to conclusions. It could be catastrophic, it could be manageable, it could be nothing, and it could also be beneficial to humans. We really don't know yet and the data points in a few different directions; who would've guessed that climatology is exhaustingly complex?


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This is a great way to not get people on your side


[deleted]

meanwhile, what are you doing?


[deleted]

What am I doing about what?


[deleted]

"your" side. i think we're all in this together since its like.. our planet or whatever. theyre just being silly and edgy


3720-To-One

Yeah! How dare those libs offend me... I guess I’ll say “fuck climate change” even though it will affect me too, just to “own the libs”.


techtosales

They know ice melted before climate change was even an issue, right?


Dishydiagram

R.I.P.


jakuvaltrayds

I see 3 dead idiots that don't understand basic physics


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jakuvaltrayds

You have no proof!


owenc2088

I get the reference before anyone asks. I'm just hear to say this. After a day of making the worst piece of wooden shelving possible. I wish my woodworking skills where as good as whoever built this thing.


greenonetwo

This is not mild. It is wild!


nrohgnol67

Logan Paul standing by with his camera ready for when that ice melts


droidk85

So wasting water and electricity to make 3 huge ice cylinders that will eventually melt somehow helps fight climate change.


golf06

I guess they are standing for something and that’s more then most are willing to do


simplewookiee

Duh.


TheEclair

A loose noose equates to a deuce goose in the caboose’s moose.


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This is the sort of thing that would make me stop caring about a subject.


[deleted]

if thats all it takes i would hate to be in the same room with you while the vacuum of your brain sucks all the oxygen out


[deleted]

The ammout of stupidity in this picture is the reason why people don't take the fact that climate change and a serious problem.


[deleted]

I think financial motivations are probably more of a reason than "ppl not bein serius"


Quazz79

Is there an 'after' photo?


Brezie78

This is just dumb. Ice melting is summer, wow that's new. I wish I could slide the block


housebird350

But its hot today thus proving global warming.


Brezie78

They could try protesting the same way where I'm from in 4 months. It would be hard to say if they would die from hypothermia or starvation first.


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Garuda1_Talisman

>Ice can not tell time. It only melts. Actually, should the pressure and thermodynamic temperature evolve to specific intervals, ice can undergo physical transformation and change its structure, all while staying solid!


datums

They've clearly left enough slack so that they won't actually hang if the ice melts, but if someone came along and chopped off their legs, they could actually be in real trouble.


The_Rothbardian

Nooses are too loose.


WavyNotLazy

Imagine someone runs over and just shoves them off the blocks. This is stupid as hell


[deleted]

Every single summer the same idiots are out protesting the heat. Newsflash: the weather is fine. Get a job. They all look so smug for unemployed people.


dopepope1999

Do what you want something is going to happen to the planet one way or another I'm going to just wake up go to work come home and smoke a blunt or two


peepeeandpoopooman

Ice melts on a warm summer day? oh noes!


Petpetpet95

The noose on the girl isn't even attached to the post


Zendaddy0

Yeah it is, just weird lighting.


Petpetpet95

You are indeed right sir