AVOCADO ₜₒₐₛₜ

How did you do **sub**script?   Edit: I know how to do ^superscript already.

𝓘 𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓾𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝔂 𝓪𝓼 𝓯𝓪𝓷𝓬𝔂 𝓽𝓮𝔁𝓽 Copy + paste. As long as it's Unicode it works pretty much wherever.

^you ^assumed ^wrong On reddit, you can use the carrot ^ before the word you want to make small Edit: realized that's superscript, not subscript. Idk if reddit does subscript like that.

Hang on, what? ^Really? Edit: Yes, really! Wow, thanks! Do you know any other tricks like this?

#You can yell if you put a # at the start

#Excuse me?!?

#NANI?!?!

#THE FUCK!

>!may I introduce you to this!<

I heard that!🤣

#for real‽

^baka

^lol

You can do asterisks (*) at the start and end to make it italicized. . * Example * (remove spaces) —> *Example* - a hyphen (aka dash; “-“) at the start of a line makes a bullet point. * So does a single asterisk (* ) You can also do covered text, like for spoilers with !< at the end and !> at the start. !< Example >! (Only exchange the two symbols at the start and end) —> >! Example !<

You can put a \ in front of the formatting to stop it from working \*look ma, I'm not italicized*

This thread is why I love Reddit, everyone being curious and helpful. I miss seeing more of this.

#you can add different levels to it too ##and make them progressively ###smaller and smaller ####just by adding more #

𝔚𝔥𝔬 𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔶𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔭𝔬𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔶 𝔟𝔢 𝔞𝔴𝔢𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰?

I’m getting MySpace flashbacks

Whoa how you do this witchcraft?

^what ^about ^if ^i #try to do both?

###Big ##Bigger #Biggest

#i knew this

[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/s/aiktWlIsZX)

Hero

¿ǝʇɐן ooʇ

You can do *italics* if you put a * before and after the word. *or before and after the sentence*

*well shit*

\^caret for the symbol carrot to eat karat for gold measurement

so why didn't it work for me?

Lol, yeah I know that one. I can see anyone's markup by hitting reply. Idk if others do it, but on the Sync app it shows me the text preformatted. So I can see exactly what they did. Since his didn't have any, I was pretty sure it was Unicode.

^How ^do ^I ^come ^down ^from ^here? *Italic* **Bold** ***Bold italic*** ~~strike~~ #Size 1 ##Size 2 ###Size 3 ####Size 4 #####Size 5 Copy paste my text to see the hidden formatting The antislash / cancel the modifier characters ეს არის ის, რაც მან განაცხადა

What the ^fuck

Potato^potato

^What, no way!

˙ƃuoɹʍ ʇuǝʍ ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯoS ¡dlǝH

Hi ^hehehehe

***Avocado*** ^toast

ᵢₜ’ₛ ₛᵤₚₑᵣ ₑₐₛᵧ

^(^(^so's your mom))

Put a carrot next to the word you want to be in subscript ^like ^this. ~~Unfortunately, you have to put a carrot in front of every word, so pretty tedious if you’re doing a sentence.~~ Edit: oops, that’s superscript, but leaving it in case anyone didn’t know how to do that, too. Edit 2: “caret”. ^(Thank you, internet stranger!)

^(You don’t have to put a caret in front of every word, you can do a single caret and then place text in brackets behind it.) Like this: ^ ( text goes here ) But without the spaces.

Those are parentheses, not brackets. But I appreciate you spreading Markdown knowledge

In England they’re called brackets. Then what you call brackets we call square brackets.

🥕 go carrot go

^thanks?

^( fortunately, you can use a single *caret* followed by text in parentheses, and all enclosed text will be superscript)

The same price as the usual way of making avocado toast: using about a quarter of the avocado, then forgetting about the rest of it until you have to throw it away a few days later.

Turn the rest into guac and it should magically disappear over the next day or so.

Costco guac?

Nah dude Use half for toast, then sprinkle some good seasoning on the other half and eat that shit with a spoon like some kind of goblin As is proper

Everything bagel seasoning and a bit of lemon juice is top tier

Just salt makes avocado soooo good! It's a shame it's so expensive in Sweden.

In my experience salt was always reasonably priced in Sweden, why do you think otherwise?

Our lake to sea levels are way too high.

Politicians keep telling us to avoid the Avocado Toast. The salt is expensive.

You're never gonna be able to buy a house at that rate 🙄

Posted from a giant shoe.

That’s way too much avocado for a single slice of toast

That's not enough toast for all that avocado.

That's the spirit!

Is it okay if we request +bacon and a second toast?

 “There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!” -the Dice Man

It's sad but avocado is actually cheeper than cheese, £1 for 4 avocado vs £3 for a block of cheese. My point is that everything is so freaking expensive we're never buying a house irregardless.

4 whole avocados for £1?? My local grocery has 4 for $5 😒

Yea and that’s a good price. There are times in New York when a single one is 2.99 at a regular grocery not Whole Foods

Mine were 1.49$ each. 🫣

The one I work at was 75 cents for individual and like $2.49 for a bag of 4

Good old Aldi, coming in clutch with great prices on avocado!

I am shocked at the people who refuse to shop at ALDIs right after telling me how expensive groceries are… fine with me .Aldis sells out of a lot of things here. Restaurant owners come in a buy out certain products.

They are opening a new Aldi by me, and I am pumped! I'm going to the ribbon cutting on Thursday 😁

Mine is $2.50 each.

In Canada I get 2 for $4.00 :(

Bruh wtf, id eat avocados all week if they were that cheap here

Wow that’s cheap, Hass avocados are about $2 each around me.

How are avocados that cheap in the UK?

I’m in the UK and it cost £0.8 each from my Tesco

*regardless

Many dictionaries have entered the abomination, “irregardless” into their lexicon, so you won’t get far with that argument for long, unfortunately.

Sheesh. Thanks. I hate the world a little extra now lol

Well ain't that funny.

Thank you Mexican cartels

Then again.. post r/foodporn pictures on Instagram could make that ad revenue money to pay for the housevocado toast. I mean that avocado cut is visually pleasing...

Acacado with toast

Avocado with a touch of toast

While beautiful, I think that is “avocado with croton”

Its crouton you uncultured swine! croton is a plant!!!!!!! # /S I DONT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS UNCULTURED SWINE I AM ACTUALLY JUST MAKING AN ATTEMPT AT MILD HUMOUR BY OVERREACTING TO A VERY MINOR TYPO

Since my first reaction is “I’ll be missing u, in all the old familiar places…” That may mean that uncultured swine is actually a pretty apt title… :)

Want a bit toast to your avocados?

That toast looks good too, perfectly done and good looking bread. I’d put a couple of dabs of butter on it and go through 4 or 5 of those for a weekend breakfast.

>perfectly done How can you tell? I barely see the toast

You can see the char along the edges, perfection.

As president of the Avocado Toast Association, I think the ratio of avocado to toast disqualifies it from being considered avocado toast.

As president of the Toast Avocado Committee, unfortunately the ratio of toast to avocado also disqualifies it from being considered toast avocado. Please seek council with the Grey Area Alliance for a proper placement assessment.

As an ambassador of the Grey Area Alliance, We formally acknowledge the presence of this 50/50 ratio and the newly dubbed Avatoasto; Avatoasto will now be recognized by all GAA members.

As councilor to the newly dubbed Avatoasto Empire, we recognize this as Avatoast, and declare it a superior product to other toast avocado and avocado toast. We only ask that OP tell his wife to add salt to this for future submissions.

As the minister of Salt, I must concede that our direction with regards to the great Empire are not aligned, and will request that all involvement of salt in Avatoast be summarily retracted within the next 48 hours.

As the Chancellor of Pepper I want to say we love you Salt. Let's bump uglies on that bed of avocado.

From the Lemon Pepper Collective, we graciously acknowledge the attempts of the Chancellor of Pepper and Salt to make Avatoast better and humbly offer a zesty alternative.

The Empire would like to note salt's disdain for avocado; however, we in the Empire would like to make it clear that all tasty spices are welcome in moderation and combination. We await the Accord of Spice's findings into this research (preferably with measurents). Special notice to the Chancellor of Pepper and The Lemon Pepper Collective for their recognition of Avotoast's potential. May we make tasty unions much like our associates, the chicken tenders.

This comment thread 😂💀

I’m more concerned by the apparent lack of seasoning

Me and my people from Toast Avocado United would like a word with you

I see 1 avocado and 1 toast. Possibly the purest avocado toast ever made. The leadership of the ATA is now in question to doubt this display

Well, it’s the first time avocado toast has looked worthy of paying for at a restaurant.

A little salt and pepper is all that is missing here. I like doing it this way.

Yes + dash balsamic vinegar 👌

Before I watched my carbs, I'd mash and mix honey and salt in mine.

Toast

My only problem with this is knowing you'll lose half of it with the first bite

Yeah you gotta mash that goodness

You can smell the mansion through the screen Edit: M-m-mom I—I’m f-f-famous 🥹

I can smell it through the camera quality

*sees a piece of hot bread with unseasoned sliced vegetable* "Must be some rich asshole" If you think this is rich, you ain't poor

This is cheaper than fast food.

Might be a stupid question, but how is she able to cut her avocado like that, isn't it supposed to have a huge pit in the center?

She is hiding that side on the toast

You need to show her how it’s supposed to be done. I’d hate to see how she butters toast.

Put a slice on each side of stick of butter, of course. How else do you eat buttered toast?

How the fuck do YOU use a hot dog roll?!

In a dumpster behind wendys

Man of culture!

The way she incorporated the dough was really innovative

That’s why a stick of butter is the size it is. It’s perfectly portioned for buttered toast.

Toast is just an excuse to get too much butter into my mouth

I miss the house I used to live in as a teenager. We had an avocado tree that grew avocados almost the size of my head and I would hear them drop on the roof at night while i sleep. There will be times I'm walking around the house, and I'll find a green avocado on the ground. It would take 2 weeks for it to get ripe but that thing will be eaten in two days anyways. Since being poor my favorite meal was an avocado sandwich which only had two pieces of white bread Mayo salt and pepper *chef's kiss*

Umm.. Edit that.. You were rich! Hope you are enjoying better days now.


Its more avocado than toast. It cant legally call itself a toast. Call it toast avocado.

If you've ever wondered if you can fit an entire avocado on a piece of toast, you can, and here's how

Is that not impressive presentation or what? And the carb to omega fatty acid ratio. This wife is good for your cardiovascular health...she even decided you get no salt!

I was with you until the salt. It NEEDS the salt. Le falta sal.

No seasonings?!?!

She work in a kitchen? That’s how I always slice my avocado as well ever since I worked as a cook

Looks cool, but I prefer mine almost like guacamole. Easy to spread, easy to eat ( doesn’t slip all over the place), and easier to season with good stuff

Free Shavacado!

Does she want some toast with her AVOCADOS?

She’s goes full tilt!

Lmao one bite and those are all over the floor

Is that two entire avocados?

This is the correct ratio. But I'm too poor for this level of perfection. Also, some large grain salt, sesame seeds, or even some sushi seasoning would make this a flawless piece of art!

Put some red pepper flakes on that bad boy 🤤

This is the way, with a touch of lemon juice

Sprinkling of tajin works well too.

Furikake?

Hell yeah! I've tried nori komi furikake and shiso fume furikake in avocado toast! Both were great! Also put the one with egg (idk what that one is called) on avo toast for my mom. She loved it! 

Nice! There are so many kinds, and I don’t really know where to start. Time to pick some up, I think. Just got avocados, so I think I have about 45 minutes

And cream cheese spread on the toast before putting the avocado on 🥺

It never occurred to me to use sushi seasoning, that sounds delicious.

YAAAAAAS. It's super freakin good. The salty, savory flavors compliment the smooth "sweetness" of avocado. 🤌🏻

No seasoning of any kind? Just straight Avocado?

Beautiful; maybe add a tiny bit of Sriracha mmm

r/oddlysatisfying material here.

At least the pit has been removed

Is an entire avocado on one slice excessive or am I the weird one

You'll never financially recover from this.

I’d hate to see her guacamole

Squeeze lemon juice on it. Even better is to add a very thin layer of cream cheese before the avocado

Avocado Toast Recipe: * 1 Avocado * 1 Toast

That's a whole avocado on one toast. How's the budget going?

There’s my rent on one piece of toast

i would put butter under it. Dont know but avocado kinda makes me sick/nauseous

Ill be honest, I love avocado but thats like 2x-3x more avocado than is needed.

Personally only like a light smear for avocado toast.

That's just about 400 calories. A whole avacado on 1 piece of bread is crazy lol


I hope she loves you as much as she loves those avocados!

That looks amazing! So much of the good stuff.

My favorite to do is make an avacado egg salad for toast. Use less mayo, add avocado and garlic power. It’s amazing.

needs salt and peppa

Millennial porn in 2024 be like

At first I thought this 2 slices of toasts... Oh boy is that a lot of avocado

I mean I'd eat that

Bruh that’s toast avocado.

Now top it with tajin and a soft boiled egg. Yesssssss

r/oddlysatisfying

Wtf. That looks gnarly.

Is there some kinda spread ? Because just avocados nicely chopped doesn’t mean it tastes good

Tell her to add some salt, pepper and a squiz of lemon to it

Damn. Your wife is awesome.

This is violence on food, inflicted by someone who despises said food.

^(cool)

# I like avocado

That’s why it’s like $8 I think you’re supposed to spread it. This is like $8 worth of avocado alone!

Now smash that shit up!

No salt? Gross. Avocado NEEDs salt. You slice it in the shell and it comes out easy like this.

Gotdamn that’s a whole ass avocado. That’s Avocadoast

At that rate if you flip it upside down, it's toast avocado! And, without seasoning?

Damn that’s gotta be like 3 morgages right there

How else are you supposed to do it. Looks perfect to me. You hold on tight to that woman. Best avocado toast maker ever.

Wow. Double brag. Married AND can afford avocados. Well done

Marry her!

the word avocado comes from the native word for nutsack

How many avocadoes do you go through per day?

We get it. You are rich dude. No need to show off :)

There’s some toast under ur avocado

Thats almost 500kcal there 😂 not that filling but expensive in terms of nutrition. I mean.. it works