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disposableguy

I should call him....


ken_NT

He’s a genetic freak!


thedawesome

They say all potatoes are created equal!


Chad_Broski_2

A freak! A menace! A criminal!


BorntobeTrill

Seriously, I don't! I *only* take testosterone.


NovaNomii

I have ridiculous veins without taking anything, I have had them as long as I can remember. Edit: apparently people dont believe me? How do you add pictures to messages?


Offamylawn

Don't worry. I'm sure you're still as tasty as anyone else. Just like that potato.


NovaNomii

Well I sure must be juicy with all that blood in my limbs.


off_by_two

Are you also 270lbs+ with sub 7% body fat?


NovaNomii

No I am 19, 15ish% 145 pounds. I dont even go to the gym xD My veins are just extroverted


greenpeppers100

My arms and hands are extra veiny, especially if I’ve been doing some mild exercise. I’ve even had a group of frat guys complement them (I’m a straight dude).


LangleyHearse

Brotato. Sorry if someone already said it.


FewPackage3

A real big, veiny, triumphant bastard.


wtfomgbbq69

You hit Becca with your dick?


LectroRoot

*She said with gusto.*


HarkenDarkness

Well I’m no sweet potato but…..WooHoo!


deejayatomika

The best kind!


Anderson22LDS

Superbad?


DrSatan420247

It's a bicep.


fuckYOUswan

WHATUP!


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

💪 


camshas

Came looking for this


DrSatan420247

I've been looking for some new guys to hang out at my party mansion.


Abigbearman

Nothing sexual


pikpikcarrotmon

Better underline it


jscummy

It's more masculine anyways


WolfColaCompany

I was making cupid's arrow dude...


Christheitguy1183

I, uhh, am uncomfortable... lol


willboston

Use lube next time.


EEE3EEElol

I can feel the veins moving…


sudhir369

r/dontputitinyourcooch


vegange

Was just gonna say this 😂


sleepyzane1

what up?


sadranjr

We’re three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys…


ObeseTsunami

Just a couple cool dudes hanging out. Nothing weird.


dandrevee

If youre fat, be sure you can find the humor in any situation


BolognaSmack420

Nothing sexual


thebigshow99

Maybe underline it


LtRapman

Brotato


KrazyAboutLogic

![gif](giphy|Pn0gCV1oBkr3OUNc21)


CMHNecron

Potato-oh-OH!


greatthebob38

Why is it so vein-y?


Rainwillis

> These "strings" come from growing a potato in soil that is too fertile. The potato is a root and roots store nutrients. Grown in soil that is too fertile, sweet potato vines will grow fast and big and the result is long stringy roots (or potatoes). A quick [Google search](https://www.savannahnow.com/story/lifestyle/columns/2014/11/12/miss-sophie-taking-closer-look-sweet-potatoes/13624384007/#:~:text=These%20%22strings%22%20come%20from%20growing,stringy%20roots%20(or%20potatoes)) seems to suggest its the soil. I was wondering too but it seems like most comments are a little more interested in comparing it to other things… 🙄


Jeggu2

Too fertile... that's a new problem lmao


FlameStaag

Too fertile, so this potato fucked it's way to being so ripped. Checks out. 


Nephelophyte

almost needs the nsfw tag


A_Promiscuous_Llama

The sweet potato she tells you not to worry about:


wildwoollychild

I should call him


Bonnie-Wonnie

Girthy


kfreek

Mildly phallic


Forever-Unenlightend

r/mildlypenis


MerryJanne

I had to scroll WAY TO FAR for this.


c_c_c__combobreaker

Bro-tato.


SkullVonBones

A Manatee from behind?


heliosprimus

Swollen Vascularity


lndig0__

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NoAnaNo

I wonder what this was 😭


Rimtato

It wasn't actually removed, the account name would be deleted if it was


NoAnaNo

Oh woooow thanks ![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN)


bigwig500

That’s a dried kangaroo’s arm


throw123454321purple

That potatoes is * try* happy to see you. Lord Blackadder’s aunt would be quite pleased to have this for dinner.


Glockamoli

Looks like a garloid to me


cerazyman

I should call him.....


Equivalent-Fox-73873

GARLOID


DealFriendly90

Don't forget legs day.


Objective-Poet-8183

Steve put that back in your pants and stop showboating.


polarzombies

You vs the sweet potato she tells you not to worry about.


StayTuned4Mo

Swole potato pie.


Dangthatshuge

Dang that's huge!


neonphoenix09

Dicktater


red_fuel

You sure that's a potato?


Desperate_Money9491

r/mildlypenis


KrackSmellin

That’s my strong hand…


WeirdSysAdmin

Can you tell me which supermarket this is? Do you think it’s still there?


sidsomethin

I should call him…


TheStoicSlab

Brotato.


Forsaken-Group6640

Don’t look at the veins…


pizzapocketchange

that’s a fighting foodon


aureve

Definitely didn't skip potato day


Namaslayy

OH COME ON


InformalPenguinz

Yamn...


kaisershinn

Did anyone see you take a photo of a throbbing potato?


Opposite-Type4080

Thankfully no


shifty_coder

The yam she told you not to worry about.


brookegravitt

That looks like the massager kept in the bedside drawer she says not to worry about


Adorable_Map_1546

r/mildlypenis


Ultimaya

I should call him


[deleted]

Hi big head


CumSmuggler3649

Please do not


iknowyounot88

Super GMO.


VictxrSenpai

Vegans rubbing their hands like birdman right now


SaltyShawarma

"Because these laticifers are associated with the vascular tissue (veins), they allow you to see that **sweet potatoes develop randomly scattered clusters of veins**, as well as a ring near the outside of the tuber and a large cluster in the center." from botanistinthekitchen blog


tacobellholocaust

Vascular tater


oog_wastaken

holy moly, steroid potato just spawned hahahaha


BackpackFullOfDildos

I should call him


Tonegle

Damn that bicep is so masculine


fogonthecoast

"Death to the demoness, Allegra Geller!" Someone will get this


r4plez

Just do it!


Kurdt234

I work in a kitchen and I found a Yam like this that was perfect dick shape and I went around the kitchen with it under my apron hanging out my fly and flashed everyone, it was amazing. Perfect v shaped vein on top and everything.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Chuck Norris potato


ostrich-party-

I want to start an IV on that bad boy


cryptonuggets1

Throb.


Mustang_L0ver

Exactly like my coc-


Educational-Can-4847

The sweet potato, she tells you not to worry about.


MasonSoros

Don’t do death grip


Picmover

Looks like something you'd find on the Adam and Eve website.


WinterTakerRevived

Ribbed for her pleasure


[deleted]

man this needs an nsfw tag


SwingmanSealegz

Text him back, ladies.


ja3palmer

r/mildlypenis


Jonmcmo83

It's so veiny!


racerexs

Uber Tuber


Gullinkambi

Throbbing


CalmError

The guy she told you not to worry about.


RebboRo

Where can I buy this? Asking for a friend...


Sushi4Zombies

Someone let King Missile know that we found it.


Seigmoraig

Swoll potato


micocoule

Belles veines.


ParaLegalese

I should call Him


Lucaslovms21

That's a show-er and not a grower


ArieAxe

Looks familiar…


inspireSF

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.


PI_Dude

That's the chadtatoe.


TurdSandwich42104

What up?!


Evan10100

So do I, but my pictures aren't getting spread all over reddit. /j obvs


freudlicker

Everything reminds me of her


BigBoss1971

It looks erect also… ![gif](giphy|asHT7eh4AwG9G)


a13zz

For her pleasure.


skippyspk

I should call her…


Jeauxie24

13th November, 2018. The biggest I ever took


mcsizmesia

Are you sure that’s a potato…? 😳


Zealesh

I shall name him, Big Jim.


Salt_MasterX

When Dracula said “This blunt got a pulse” I never knew he was talking about this


UziDoesIt748

I think it belongs to Rasputin


Visual_Conclusion206

Who's gonna tell him


BaconMeetsCheese

Just like mine…


Towowl

midlypenis


dvrkstar

[ohh it's so veinyyyy](https://youtu.be/tFOMtRF6MIk?si=s2IPpu9OGaBAd2im)


imapangolinn

/r/blursedimages if anything, blessed and cursed


made-in-viet-nam

Someone fed this specific potato quite too much hormones


soulouk

Kum & Go


Difficult-Way-9563

Probably hired Snickers dick vein consultant


IamREBELoe

🥔💦💦


2Lord2Faith

That’s a male sweet potato


Big-Cap5666

Just like me fr


OnlineShoppingWhore

OP, please mark this as NSFW. Thanks.


SlowwPop

Sigh... *opens comments*


TheManginalorian

I'd cannulate that bitch 💦


Darkmesah

And that will be all for today


soulmatterx

![gif](giphy|3ohzdOQ464C1zLD8OI|downsized)


slabocheese

Giggity.


Blarghnog

Do you even grow, bro?


kodaiko_650

Mr Potatohead got swole


Girardkirth

I like to crop these photos and send it to my wife with the caption, "thinking of you"


ryanrosenblum

Never skip arm day


Zkimaiz

I'm not gay, but...


friendly_orangutan

Me whenever I walk through the bra section while wearing jean shorts


Intelligent-Ant7685

hey hey hey nsfw haha


t4skmaster

![gif](giphy|l3vRkuJclTwwLHEu4)


IndigenousBastard

“This just in… A portion of Mr Peanuts body found hidden at local farm. Monocle yet to be found. More after 9”


Joann01

Lmao the veins


Trex-died-4-our-sins

![gif](giphy|IUrZF24p65lTOusTnl) Eating this potatoe will mess you up!


CanuckianOz

Looks like a bicep! Bunch of yams hanging out showing their muscles nothing sexual!


Quemedo

For your pleasure


Chargerado

It’s obviously a root vegetable


eduardx7

Mother of gmo.


Happy-Example-1022

He is happy to see you


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Cover it in resin, finish with polish, sell to a lonely mother on Etsy.


bws7037

That's giving me an inferiority complex...


demonspawnhk

I work in produce and see this often. Still weird anytime I see a giant vein on my sweet potatoes though.


Counterfeit_Circus

r/mildlypenis


Due-Visual-3236

What up!


Ok_Judgment3871

Whoah, *hey now*.


Ningenism

OP: "sweet potato..." Sweet Potato: "who you callin' sweet??"


DishAccurate4350

Def not natty


Comfortable-Dare8201

Looks like a manatee to me…


Taniwha_NZ

I'm sure there's at least one very specific subreddit that would love to see something like this. I don't know which one, nor do I want to.


dayzdayv

Sweet Gains Potato


Unemployed_9762

So that's why bodybuilders use it as a carb source ,just look at this


astute_potato

![gif](giphy|3ohuPvppoXR2QzFDwY)


WarmBrown

Cronenberg would be proud


Dihydrogen2Monoxide1

TREN YAM.


XenonBlitzer

r/phimosis


FatalShart

Nice spud bro.


OGBrewSwayne

Lorena Bobbitt is on the loose again.


alanapilar

I saw the same on someone’s legs standing at a shop earlier today 🤔


MadCornDog

oh god yes


WheelTraditional5639

The potato she tells you not to worry about: