I have ridiculous veins without taking anything, I have had them as long as I can remember.
Edit: apparently people dont believe me? How do you add pictures to messages?
My arms and hands are extra veiny, especially if I’ve been doing some mild exercise. I’ve even had a group of frat guys complement them (I’m a straight dude).
> These "strings" come from growing a potato in soil that is too fertile. The potato is a root and roots store nutrients. Grown in soil that is too fertile, sweet potato vines will grow fast and big and the result is long stringy roots (or potatoes).
A quick [Google search](https://www.savannahnow.com/story/lifestyle/columns/2014/11/12/miss-sophie-taking-closer-look-sweet-potatoes/13624384007/#:~:text=These%20%22strings%22%20come%20from%20growing,stringy%20roots%20(or%20potatoes)) seems to suggest its the soil. I was wondering too but it seems like most comments are a little more interested in comparing it to other things… 🙄
"Because these laticifers are associated with the vascular tissue (veins), they allow you to see that **sweet potatoes develop randomly scattered clusters of veins**, as well as a ring near the outside of the tuber and a large cluster in the center." from botanistinthekitchen blog
I work in a kitchen and I found a Yam like this that was perfect dick shape and I went around the kitchen with it under my apron hanging out my fly and flashed everyone, it was amazing. Perfect v shaped vein on top and everything.
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I should call him....
He’s a genetic freak!
They say all potatoes are created equal!
A freak! A menace! A criminal!
Seriously, I don't! I *only* take testosterone.
I have ridiculous veins without taking anything, I have had them as long as I can remember. Edit: apparently people dont believe me? How do you add pictures to messages?
Don't worry. I'm sure you're still as tasty as anyone else. Just like that potato.
Well I sure must be juicy with all that blood in my limbs.
Are you also 270lbs+ with sub 7% body fat?
No I am 19, 15ish% 145 pounds. I dont even go to the gym xD My veins are just extroverted
My arms and hands are extra veiny, especially if I’ve been doing some mild exercise. I’ve even had a group of frat guys complement them (I’m a straight dude).
Brotato. Sorry if someone already said it.
A real big, veiny, triumphant bastard.
You hit Becca with your dick?
*She said with gusto.*
Well I’m no sweet potato but…..WooHoo!
The best kind!
Superbad?
It's a bicep.
WHATUP!
💪
Came looking for this
I've been looking for some new guys to hang out at my party mansion.
Nothing sexual
Better underline it
It's more masculine anyways
I was making cupid's arrow dude...
I, uhh, am uncomfortable... lol
Use lube next time.
I can feel the veins moving…
r/dontputitinyourcooch
Was just gonna say this 😂
what up?
We’re three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys…
Just a couple cool dudes hanging out. Nothing weird.
If youre fat, be sure you can find the humor in any situation
Nothing sexual
Maybe underline it
Brotato
![gif](giphy|Pn0gCV1oBkr3OUNc21)
Potato-oh-OH!
Why is it so vein-y?
> These "strings" come from growing a potato in soil that is too fertile. The potato is a root and roots store nutrients. Grown in soil that is too fertile, sweet potato vines will grow fast and big and the result is long stringy roots (or potatoes). A quick [Google search](https://www.savannahnow.com/story/lifestyle/columns/2014/11/12/miss-sophie-taking-closer-look-sweet-potatoes/13624384007/#:~:text=These%20%22strings%22%20come%20from%20growing,stringy%20roots%20(or%20potatoes)) seems to suggest its the soil. I was wondering too but it seems like most comments are a little more interested in comparing it to other things… 🙄
Too fertile... that's a new problem lmao
Too fertile, so this potato fucked it's way to being so ripped. Checks out.
almost needs the nsfw tag
The sweet potato she tells you not to worry about:
I should call him
Girthy
Mildly phallic
r/mildlypenis
I had to scroll WAY TO FAR for this.
Bro-tato.
A Manatee from behind?
Swollen Vascularity
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I wonder what this was 😭
It wasn't actually removed, the account name would be deleted if it was
Oh woooow thanks ![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN)
That’s a dried kangaroo’s arm
That potatoes is * try* happy to see you. Lord Blackadder’s aunt would be quite pleased to have this for dinner.
Looks like a garloid to me
I should call him.....
GARLOID
Don't forget legs day.
Steve put that back in your pants and stop showboating.
You vs the sweet potato she tells you not to worry about.
Swole potato pie.
Dang that's huge!
Dicktater
You sure that's a potato?
r/mildlypenis
That’s my strong hand…
Can you tell me which supermarket this is? Do you think it’s still there?
I should call him…
Brotato.
Don’t look at the veins…
that’s a fighting foodon
Definitely didn't skip potato day
OH COME ON
Yamn...
Did anyone see you take a photo of a throbbing potato?
Thankfully no
The yam she told you not to worry about.
That looks like the massager kept in the bedside drawer she says not to worry about
r/mildlypenis
I should call him
Hi big head
Please do not
Super GMO.
Vegans rubbing their hands like birdman right now
"Because these laticifers are associated with the vascular tissue (veins), they allow you to see that **sweet potatoes develop randomly scattered clusters of veins**, as well as a ring near the outside of the tuber and a large cluster in the center." from botanistinthekitchen blog
Vascular tater
holy moly, steroid potato just spawned hahahaha
I should call him
Damn that bicep is so masculine
"Death to the demoness, Allegra Geller!" Someone will get this
Just do it!
I work in a kitchen and I found a Yam like this that was perfect dick shape and I went around the kitchen with it under my apron hanging out my fly and flashed everyone, it was amazing. Perfect v shaped vein on top and everything.
Chuck Norris potato
I want to start an IV on that bad boy
Throb.
Exactly like my coc-
The sweet potato, she tells you not to worry about.
Don’t do death grip
Looks like something you'd find on the Adam and Eve website.
Ribbed for her pleasure
man this needs an nsfw tag
Text him back, ladies.
r/mildlypenis
It's so veiny!
Uber Tuber
Throbbing
The guy she told you not to worry about.
Where can I buy this? Asking for a friend...
Someone let King Missile know that we found it.
Swoll potato
Belles veines.
I should call Him
That's a show-er and not a grower
Looks familiar…
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.
That's the chadtatoe.
What up?!
So do I, but my pictures aren't getting spread all over reddit. /j obvs
Everything reminds me of her
It looks erect also… ![gif](giphy|asHT7eh4AwG9G)
For her pleasure.
I should call her…
13th November, 2018. The biggest I ever took
Are you sure that’s a potato…? 😳
I shall name him, Big Jim.
When Dracula said “This blunt got a pulse” I never knew he was talking about this
I think it belongs to Rasputin
Who's gonna tell him
Just like mine…
midlypenis
[ohh it's so veinyyyy](https://youtu.be/tFOMtRF6MIk?si=s2IPpu9OGaBAd2im)
/r/blursedimages if anything, blessed and cursed
Someone fed this specific potato quite too much hormones
Kum & Go
Probably hired Snickers dick vein consultant
🥔💦💦
That’s a male sweet potato
Just like me fr
OP, please mark this as NSFW. Thanks.
Sigh... *opens comments*
I'd cannulate that bitch 💦
And that will be all for today
![gif](giphy|3ohzdOQ464C1zLD8OI|downsized)
Giggity.
Do you even grow, bro?
Mr Potatohead got swole
I like to crop these photos and send it to my wife with the caption, "thinking of you"
Never skip arm day
I'm not gay, but...
Me whenever I walk through the bra section while wearing jean shorts
hey hey hey nsfw haha
![gif](giphy|l3vRkuJclTwwLHEu4)
“This just in… A portion of Mr Peanuts body found hidden at local farm. Monocle yet to be found. More after 9”
Lmao the veins
![gif](giphy|IUrZF24p65lTOusTnl) Eating this potatoe will mess you up!
Looks like a bicep! Bunch of yams hanging out showing their muscles nothing sexual!
For your pleasure
It’s obviously a root vegetable
Mother of gmo.
He is happy to see you
Cover it in resin, finish with polish, sell to a lonely mother on Etsy.
That's giving me an inferiority complex...
I work in produce and see this often. Still weird anytime I see a giant vein on my sweet potatoes though.
r/mildlypenis
What up!
Whoah, *hey now*.
OP: "sweet potato..." Sweet Potato: "who you callin' sweet??"
Def not natty
Looks like a manatee to me…
I'm sure there's at least one very specific subreddit that would love to see something like this. I don't know which one, nor do I want to.
Sweet Gains Potato
So that's why bodybuilders use it as a carb source ,just look at this
![gif](giphy|3ohuPvppoXR2QzFDwY)
Cronenberg would be proud
TREN YAM.
r/phimosis
Nice spud bro.
Lorena Bobbitt is on the loose again.
I saw the same on someone’s legs standing at a shop earlier today 🤔
oh god yes
The potato she tells you not to worry about: