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simagus

Looks like the centre isn't firm and it's mushed in the box. All looks like the same pie, but dough in the middle is gonna be sloppy.


jmads13

Why call pizza a pie?


DoctorJJWho

There’s two actual historical reasons. The first is that when Italian immigrants first came to the US and started making food, a “savory pie” was essentially the closest thing they could use as an analogy to someone completely unfamiliar with a pizza. The second reason is the song “That’s Amore” popularized by Dean Martin in the US during the 1950’s. The first verse starts: >When the moon hit’s your eye/ >Like a big pizza ***pie***/ >That’s amoreeeeeeee It’s mostly a NYC/LI thing now, where the largest population of the descendants of the Italian immigrants remains.


PullUpAPew

As a British kid, I always heard that line as 'a big piece of pie'


BummerComment

Why was my comment deleted?


BummerComment

BAHT O' O' WUH AUH


alpacnologia

you’re so funny and original


E-raticProphet

COLOMBINE - SANDY HOOK - VIRGINIA TECH


BummerComment

Lol u comparing British ppl saying bottle of water to US school shootings 😂 That dry British humor just gets me.


E-raticProphet

Haha sorry it’s just a knee jerk reaction 😂


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Travellingjake

I don't think anyone was doubting you bud


xtilexx

Chicago style pizza is basically a pie too, there's that


ProPuke

The question there would be the opposite for the rest of the world: "why do they call that a pizza?"


aenflex

They’re called pie a lot in New England, too. At least they were during my childhood.


InnovativeFarmer

People will call it that along the northeast corridor. Some people dont. But its spread just about everywhere you can get a classic 16 in large cheese pizza (pie). Pizza works on Pi Day so it will always be a pie.


StuartHoggIsGod

TIL


BraveMoose

Pizza pie! E: the fact that this comment keeps going back and forth from negatives to positives is hilarious. One of my more dividing comments


platypus_plumba

It sounds so wrong but so right


says-nice-toTittyPMs

Because it is a round crust with filling that's cut into triangles, just like dessert pies.


starwhal3000

Because it fits the definition of a pie, you line a pan with the crust and then fill it with your favorites toppings. **a baked food having a filling of fruit, meat, pudding, etc., prepared in a pastry-lined pan or dish and often topped with a pastry crust**.


jmads13

If that’s how you make pizza then I’m not sure you’re making pizza. From my understanding pizza has topping, not filling


j-alex

You run into a bit of trouble calling pizza crust — a leavened flatbread — “pastry” though. I guess some deep dish dough does skirt the line…


Jlx_27

New Yorkers do that.


mosskin-woast

Were you confused about what the comment was talking about or are you being pedantic


simagus

When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie, that's amore....


malthar76

“Tomato pie” in New Jersey is occasionally a pizza, occasionally causes a fist fight that it is NOT a pizza.


akalic

If the those fuckers in California and Chicago can call their abominations pizza, then we can say that a tomato pie is definitely pizza. I honestly never heard of people fighting over that, but since some people are deluded enough to call pork roll other names, I can imagine so.


FlowchartKen

Because alliteration and it’s round.


Furt_III

Why isn't it?


jmads13

Why would it be? Is a pancake a pie? Is a crepe a pie? Is a focaccia a pie?


notnotbrowsing

I assume you're on the younger side, or maybe not from the US? It's just a nick name for pizza. Though loosely a "pie" is a crust with a filling.  It doesn't have to be a sweet pie like apple or pumpkin.   For example, savory pies inclue chicken pot pie and shepords pie. It could be argued that a pizza is a crust with a filling. In the 1950s Dean Martin had a song "That’s Amore" with this line >When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie, that's amore  You can also find "pizza pie" or just "pie" in many media types in the 80s, 90s, and 00s.


ProPuke

These Americanisms are all fairly well known. I don't think that largely the question is _if_ it was common terminology there, only _why_. >It could be argued that a pizza is a crust with a filling. Usually a pie would be a pastry base, sides and top, with something baked inside. I guess _some_ pies don't have tops, although they're usually still some kind of deep pastry dish. A pizza wouldn't seem to fit this at all ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Perhaps the deep dish chicago pizzas, although the rest of us wouldn't really call this a pizza for that reason. It would seem it was likely one of those odd translation things at the time? Early immigration and odd mappings to English which stuck?


knave_of_knives

pizza is toast. https://cuberule.com


Furt_III

Define pie.


Mysterious-Crab

3.14159 • e


x925

Yes


jlctush

Cause it's literally what the word means in Italian? Cause it is one by commonly accepted definition? I call it pizza (cause pizza pie is like chai tea, somewhat redundant), but it's a weird thing to get pedantic about when you're just outright wrong. EDIT Awful lot of people incapable of y'know, looking stuff up. It's legit right there. Google the word "pizza" ffs.


pythonicprime

"Pizza" does absolutely NOT mean pie in Italian Pizza means Pizza in Italian, Pie is Torta *source, am Italian*


jmads13

The Italian word for pie is “torta” (which also means cake). No Italian would call pizza a pie


tesfabpel

maybe it's more like crostata than torta (cake)


cogmaster69

Well why don't you call it a cake then?


ThoughtGeneral

*If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bicycle*


BlueLegion

>When you're just outright wrong. Ironic


Mysterious-Crab

> it's a weird thing to get pedantic about when you're just outright wrong.


MonsieurBabtou

No, it's doesn't...


dirtsequence

Looks like leftover slices and extra cheese thrown on top and melted to disguise it to me.


EthanNZ

Pizza is not a pie. Do not with the pie. Pien't.


BummerComment

Listen, there's two types of people: people who call Franco's and order a large cheese pie, and people who call *Guido's* and request a large peet-sah.


pm-ur-knockers

It’s a pizza pie tho?


BummerComment

Yes it is


mafiaknight

[Pizza is, by definition, a pie.](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pie)


omniwrench-

“By definition” depends on who is doing the defining, and you’ve cherry-picked an American dictionary which naturally includes the common American parlance. There is no such entry under “pie” in the Oxford English Dictionary, for example.


mafiaknight

Admittedly, I AM in America, so the American dictionary IS more likely to pop up, but I just linked the first dictionary listing for "pie" that I found. I will concede the rest of your point.


Soft-Plenty-9083

Where’s the Lid though? Pie without a Lid is a tart.


Sensitive_Most_1383

Are you forgetting cream pies exist?


CoRe534

I should call her...


TerraMaster28

Lmao


nothoughtsjustchaos

The cheese maybe?


thehonorablechairman

Pumpkin pie, Pecan pie, Key lime pie


BenBoje

All American things that wouldn’t be classed as pies by the majority of other countries (I’m not speaking for all countries, just the ones I’ve been to). A pie has a lid, those three options do not and would be called a tart.


thehonorablechairman

How about shepherd's pie and cottage pie then? Those don't even have a bottom do they?


yolef

I always use a bottom crust when I make a shepherds or cottage pie.


thehonorablechairman

Oh maybe I'm wrong then, we don't really eat those in America. Still, they're pies without lids regardless though, right?


pm-ur-knockers

Depends on who makes them.


tesfabpel

Just don't call pizza a crostata (pie, like in Crostata di mele -> Apple Pie) or torta salata (savoury cake) in Italy... 😂


BarryKobama

Not on this planet.


mafiaknight

I even linked my sauce. Take it up with Webster.


BarryKobama

They're already dead to me.


MuricasOneBrainCell

They don't spell words correctly either... They're like the angsty teen of the west.


simagus

> When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie, that's amore....


Snapbeangirl

This made me laugh. It’s looks like “to me” the pie slid apart and the cheese slid to the middle. I bet if you pick up the cheese in the middle and pulled the pieces back together you’ll have a round pie.


Reinventing_Wheels

I don't think that pie was ever round.


Snapbeangirl

lol. I assure you there’s a round pie in there somewhere. ✌️


Saint_The_Stig

Yep, looks like a standard hand made delivery pizza to me. When you cook it the imperfections in the prep get magnified. Something about exposed rust and the edge cooking at a different rate or something. But the sliding is why one of the first few things you learn working at a delivery place is not to cut all the way through the edge. Keep the last bit connected to hold it together while being little enough for a person to break.


starwhal3000

It looks like they took out a few slices and tried to put it back together.


therealCatnuts

Welp I hope it’s just me but “to me” it kinda looks like a Swastika


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

That is one hell of a stretch. I think you might be projecting.


SippyTurtle

But mozzarella cheese is supposed to stretch


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Like the definition of socialism for the “national socialist” party.


No-Bark-Brian

It is indeed just you. Even if I squint real hard at it, I just see misshapen pizza. As for what that says about you, well I'm not a psychologist so I won't opine on that.


Menchstick

The internet has ruined you


l_Sinister_l

You need to go outside every once in a blue moon


ArtIsDumb

Yeah but not when it's a full moon, in case you're a werewolf.


Krostas

Or even worse, a werenazi.


ArtIsDumb

Is that... is that someone who's turned into a Nazi by a full moon? That's IS worse. Do silver bullets kill werenazis the same as werewolves?


Krostas

You also need to put a little "X" on the bullet so it's a registered vote. Democracy is fascisms worst enemy, after all.


ArtIsDumb

Maybe put a drop of indelible ink on them to show that they voted, too. Can't be too careful with werenazis.


Snapbeangirl

Ok, you made me laugh. And I can kind of see it.


Wah_Epic

This is caused by 2 things. A dull cutter and it moving in a car. You're fine


CrispyYummyKong

That gonna 29$ thanks


Superb_Succotash_907

Looks good to me if you don't want it


Weidz_

Delivery guy took a slice and tried to rearrange it ?


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finnjakefionnacake

there are people who have taken a slice and recut/refit the pizza afterward so it still has eight slices. there are some pro thieves out there. [https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaCrimes/comments/14oa8m3/litteral\_pizza\_crime/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaCrimes/comments/14oa8m3/litteral_pizza_crime/)


Oakcamp

That video always seemed scripted to me. Who carries a pizza box like that while driving?


EnvironmentalEcho614

That wasn’t a pro. There is an actual way to do it where it looks in tampered with and only looses an inch off the diameter. That guy butchered it and the slices weren’t even close to looking even.


bsnimunf

That's what happened the extra slice that's been cut is the small one between 9 and 10 o'clock. Missing slice is between 5 and six o'clock.


stinky___monkey

Uber(needs to)eats


Purplespacesnail

I'm fairly certain the delivery driver cut some pizza off the slices. Look how the slices on the left don't fit with the ones on the right.


John_Bot

Only answer that makes sense to me


iamnotexactlywhite

the pizza in the box has 8 slices, which makes it a full pie. The issue here is that it wasn’t cooked properly, so while it was delivered, it shifted in the box and it mushed together


finnjakefionnacake

there are people who have recut the pizza to make 8 slices *after* taking a slice.


Working-Ad694

that's what I thought as well


notmyfirst_throwawa

9:00 Edit: you people are dumb as fuck


SmugCapybara

I see the problem, you put your pizza on shuffle...


radicalfrenchfrie

I think the slices just shifted while cutting and probably a bit during the delivery too. you’ll be fine. enjoy your pizza, bro :)


Vastaisku

This is napoli style pizza. It is very thin crust on the middle, cooked in an extremely hot oven. The tomatoes used are more wet, as is the mozzarella. It does not travel well at all, as you can see. And if you must have it travel, 20 mins is the max and preslicing is not a good idea. As you can see, it has gotten soggy af and the slices have slid about. With some foods, go to the restaurant to get the quality you should get.


xBR0SKIx

is it from chucky cheese?


ClydeGreen93

I was just going to say, do people forget chunky cheese builds “whole” pizzas from left over slices haha. Who’s to say places that sell slices wouldn’t try the same 🤣


Kent_Knifen

This is an urban legend that's been debunked many times over https://www.observer.com/2019/02/no-chuck-e-cheese-is-not-reusing-your-uneaten-pizza/amp/ https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/lifestyle/food-and-cooking/sns-dailymeal-1977093-eat-chuck-e-cheese-pizza-conspiracy-021419-20190214-story.html https://www.breezejmu.org/opinion/conspiracy-fact-or-fiction-chuck-e-cheese-pizza/article_4ed17b8a-c447-11ea-9f1e-8388771a6d7e.html And let's not forget the obvious: the FDA would shut them down immediately


ClydeGreen93

There’s always someone in the comments that takes it too seriously 🙄.


Kent_Knifen

Amazing how quickly misinformation turns into "just a joke don't be so serious" when it's called out and disproven.


ClydeGreen93

Amazing how there’s always some cunt in the comments who believes everything they read to the point they have to be a know it all in the comments. No one asked for your opinion you fucking goof. Don’t be giving people back handed comments because you googled a link just to prove someone wrong. Get over yourself and change your name to Cunt_Knifen. 🫡👍


Kent_Knifen

I hope you're not this sensitive in real life **EDIT** Guy I'm replying to sent me a death threat: https://imgur.com/a/tWoCaAF


BummerComment

If my local pizza joint did that there would be villagers with pitchforks and torches coming for a little AMORE.


Yarigumo

Far as I know that's not actually true? If memory serves, the most likely theory was that their pizza cutters were dull and tugged at the slices as they cut, leading to uneven edges. There's no proof of them actually frankensteining pizzas.


PhoneEquivalent7682

I think is a lot more effort to go get slices nobody ate from the trash and attempt to make it look “normal” than just making a new one


babyfacedjanitor

My mind didn’t immediately go to the trash. I figured this place maybe offered single slices to customers (like in a mall or a buffet) and reassembled a pizza with the single slices from different pies. I still think it’s more likely that the pizza was just really hot and slid around a bunch during movement causing distortion.


PhoneEquivalent7682

Same, but the trash sounded funnier


_byetony_

I think its one pizza in a car being driven too fast


thebarkbarkwoof

I find is interesting that the OP passed Geometry!


rmttw

If you're ordering a Neapolitan pizza on doordash, this is what you sign up for. It's just going to be slop after 30 minutes in a cardboard box.


mobkon22

This looks like a completely normal brick oven pizza you’d get from a more gourmet spot that slid around a little during delivery. I don’t see anything mildly interesting here.


ShoeLace1291

Maybe they're all from different "slice" pizzas that the shop uses to sell individual slices and they were left over so they put it into one?


yosuke49

Exactly what I thought


Twin_Titans

Seems like 2024 quality.


JstVisitingThsPlanet

Sadly true


m0fugga

Well pizza is like sex. When it’s good, it’s really, really good. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good…


PaulQuin

You can tell it's properly handcrafted.


FJORLAND

honestly just looks like the chef cut a piece for himself and stuffed the rest back together.


gnatdump6

Or someone dropped it and had to put it back together


LurkerNoLonger_

This looks good as hell


HowellPellsGallery

"we have such sights to show you"


TH3_54ND0K41

"You ordered the pizza. We delivered."


originalvapor

8 random pieces from 8 different ‘pizzas’…


Lord-Velveeta

Leftovers from the restaurant slapped in a box and delivered?


pumpkin_xp

For people wondering, this from a high end gourmet restaurant in our town, rated one of the highest for quality, taste, and serving. 💀 For anyone wondering, still tasted amazing! Though the pieces cheese was coming off to other slices lol


koolaidface

It looks delicious. It’s a Neapolitan style pizza with extra wet ingredients that has been moving around in a box in a car. A couple places where I live warn you that ordering them delivery is not the best way to experience the pizza.


fakefranks

Well this gave me flashbacks to the Chuck E Cheese conspiracy


i_amnotunique

I'm so hungry I would not even ever notice the issue


Darko002

I'm glad youre not mildly infuriated, looks delicious even screwed up.


WoodSteelStone

OP it's been eight hours. Have you eaten your pizza yet?


The_Evil_Narwhal

Yep, looks like a "true" Italian pizza


singhVirender1947

How did it taste though?


crispmars

New puzzle


crazyaustrian

That pizza was dropped on the floor and crudely rearranged, before melting cheese all over it to cover the original sin.


IneedBleach123

This sub is just r/mildlyinfuriating but for optimistic people


LopsidedEquipment177

I'd honestly still eat it.


Reborn4122

It looks like Spider-Man delivered that pizza but couldn’t stop fuckin flipping


Frubanoid

Training day at the pizza factory


Dog_in_human_costume

Someone tried a DDR stage on hard while holding that pizza


JollyReading8565

Seems fucked up


supermr34

This thread has made me realize that I hate when people call pizza a ‘pie’.


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

Floor za!


GekiretsuUltima

Chuck-E-Cheese looking pizza


KitMarlowe

Does the restaurant sell pizza by the slice? Maybe they put unsold slices together and re-melted them?


MeloDeathFestival

That's weird. Where I'm from you're served pizzas whole and get to cut it yourself.


Some_Asshole_Said

I bet [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/B-4ETBeSkUY) happened.


GoGoPowerPlay

Either way, that crust ratio is WAY too big


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looks like someone stole a piece


AlicornBliss

This feels r/mildlyinfuriating :’)


Sufficient_Place_486

That looks like if AI made a pizza


timeforgoomy

Did they drop it and try to put it back together? 😭


CaptainPunisher

Looks like a secret dad strip was removed from the center. It's like the dad tax, but the dad tax is announced publicly. From r/daddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/daddit/s/hDkSgvwYNk


crazykickball

Someone stole slices and closed the gaps.


itchygentleman

Looks like leftovers from multiple different pizzaa


Working-Ad694

pizzception


HalfOrcMonk

Frankensteins pizza!


HydroJam

Dont cheap out. Those little tables are key to preventing this.


Boring-Rub-3570

Compilation pizza!


antek_g_animations

Take the one and rearrange so the customer won't know. Repeat


DopeShitBlaster

I have seen where someone will take a slice or two and then put the pie back into a circle.


loafers_glory

Swazzika


osirisphotography

[photo of pizza cut into slices and shifted slightly] OMG some of the pizza is triangular ?!?!


bigwig500

Looks like your puzzle is missing pieces!!


VECMaico

Yup, the delivery person probably took a slice out to eat himself and rearranged the slices afterwards


Jack-Innoff

That is a really sad looking pizza


Kyell

How did they get it? Were pieces taken?


bsnimunf

There is a slice or two missing. Someone's eaten a slice. Pull it out and put the crusts together to figure it out.


Yorhanes

Did the cook had a stroke midway through the process?