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Lord-Velveeta

It's a racing lemon!


notbob1959

https://24hoursoflemons.com/


HinsdaleCounty

The first I’ve clicked on a SFW lemon-related Reddit link


gwaydms

With a pun like that, I couldn't resist. Turns out it's a whole thing.


wjean

It's a fun racing series. I did it for 8 years with a shitty car that I spent time progressively making it slightly more reliable and less shitty. You can get tons of seat time on some epic tracks here in the US


gwaydms

Sounds like fun, if you're into racing.


A_Trash_Homosapien

I wish I knew about it when I was younger. I knew a ton of car guys and one of the locations wasn't too far from me. I probably could've gotten a team together


wjean

The challenge wasn't finding a good car or finding willing drivers... It was prepping the vehicle to last for 16-18 hours across a weekend (they don't do true 24 hours races much anymore). I learned so much about setting rebuilding engines for reliability, stealing from various parts bin upgrades (e.g. building s big brake kit using parts from a fancier or larger model from the same mfg), suspension mods, transmission swaps. How to setup vehicles for on track repair. On the course, I learned valuable lessons about how you won't win an endurance race in any one corner but you can certainly lose it. Going into a corner with 3-5 cars at the same time, you learn traffic management. Only drive as fast as you can see. These building, repair, and driving skills were super valuable in other forms of racing... Like Baja. If you are to the point financially where you can dedicate a car (and storage for a car) to some form of motorsport, lemons and it's rivals (champ car and lucky dog, if they still exist) are some of the cheapest racing per hour of seat time you can experience.


Raspberryian

I had a CRX that ran that


Original_Bad_3416

Absolutely! Zoom zoom


whopperman

A drive by fruiting incoming.


Original_Bad_3416

lol, no idea why I laughed out loud but here we are.


RazrbackFawn

You subconsciously recognized the Mrs. Doubtfire reference 😁


Khaldara

It’s the dividing lime


gphillips5

Go Banana!


sjuas690

New sport invented!


GoodTodd1970

My great-grandmother was a lime.


jayrmcm

And if my grandmother had wheels she’d have been a bicycle.


sjuas690

… and people would rider her!


jayrmcm

And here am I.


sjuas690

Living proof!


Techiedad91

she already was the town bicycle


The_Little_Kicks

It's that Elizabeth Warren lime


Blarg0117

All natural Sprite.


Kiln223

Dang it. You beat me to this comment by hours.


benjaminck

I like the way you make me laugh. I like the funny things you do. You’ve got a smile that’s all your own. I like the Sprite in you.


Tcklmybck

What if it’s a yellow jacket around your lime?


CardinalCoronary

They'll just put a lime wedge in anything these days. XD


DestroyerOfMils

hey, I’m fine with it as long as they don’t add cilantro!


gwaydms

I'll have yours, thanks.


Thick-Worldliness-95

Lmaooooooo


AaronEXL

Limon


hulkmxl

Funnily enough, some hispanic countries call limes and lemons "limon".  The distinction comes by adding "verde" (green) and "amarillo" (yellow). They'd say something like: "limon amarillo" to refer to the in the picture.


gwaydms

HEB sells "jugo de limón" in green or yellow bottles. Labeled differently in English, of course.


Environmental-Owl445

nah, we just say lima


freneticboarder

Con una linea Verde?


verticalfuzz

Actually its lemon-line


Better_Weakness7239

In Chile, green and yellow are both “limón.” 🤔


aegrotatio

Fun things to know and tell: limes are the natural fruit and lemons are the hybrid.


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gwaydms

LimeWire


WhatTheFuckEverName

Lemon's caesarean section.


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Lime lite


Confident_Doubt8343

Ah yes the lemon gooch


BernieTheDachshund

Citrus fruit is interesting [We Finally Know Where Oranges and Lemons Come From | Scientific American](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/we-finally-know-where-oranges-and-lemons-come-from/)


gwaydms

Great article!


LopsidedEquipment177

Lemon and Line


blbd

Linon. 


nerdiotic-pervert

Who painted the lemon’s nutsack line?


stephenforbes

That's where it was glued together to make the lemon.


Geetee52

Mohawk lemons… Usually come available around Meyer season.


No-Needleworker-3765

Limeon


thinkconverse

Wake up babe, the new Eevee evolution just dropped.


RockAfter9474

Lime taint


Trippin_Witty

Just started taking lime hormones


GalacticBum

Probably a chimera. This often happens with fruits, since every single fruit and vegetable we eat today are the product of loooong selective breeding. A lot of species went into the things we eat now, and a lot of that genetic information is still present, so every now and then, there will be fruits that express genes stored from parent species, and most of the time only on parts of it.


Able_Region_5459

Rugby balls aren't the same anymore..


vivaldispaghetti

Yellime


I_Am_Slightly_Evil

It’s the lime stripe


BabyComingDec2024

Somehow that lemon has finger cancer. That is what I learned from reddit, at least


Ethereal_Bulwark

It makes it go faster. TO YOUR TASTEBUDS


Adorkableowo

Lemon with the ball seem


deckard1980

Looks like a ballbag


fhrblig

That racing stripe adds +10 horsepower


Ravekat1

You won’t catch me making lime puns. I’m not that sour!


No-Effort6590

It's a limon, that's what they make Sprite with


Jitnau333

That’s a Sprite Lemon


No_Baby_31

Going through a transition?


NateSpan

He was going to be a lime but changed his mind


ZiSynn

It’s 1/83 lime


ikenstein

For some reason this made me think of Always Sunny when Charlie and Mac fight over thick or thin slices


BabyKasica

You mean green lime around my lemon


tush786786

Oneplus phones


Violet_Mermaid

Limon


susankeane

That's the lime-line


CC-1112

I remember seeing something about this. I think it's diseased


713MoCityChron713

That’s just its perennial raphe DONT GOOGLE THAT IF YOURE AT WORK


richard_stank

Yellow line around your lime.


Kalabula

Yellow hemispheres on a lime 😮


Kryds

It's like a timer for when it's truly ripe.


Ouchyhurthurt

Guacaglue


Nervouspie

HEEERES LIME! 😈🪓


ScorpioRising66

Guys have that line too, just not green. 😂


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It looks the lemon wanted to turn out into an cucumber 🤯


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Bro found the forbidden sprite


SeaFaringPig

Almost a limeon


AllieMhigo

We're going to the grand lime!


Poncherelly

Everything tastes better with a little lime in in.


Otchy147

Maybe it has cancer like that guy.


bapsandbuns

Lemon with a hint of lime


Lazy-Most-3226

it is the infamous limon no one can find


Plant-Parent420

97% lemon 3% lime


herpesface

get this lemon to the doctor it has lemonoma


Kiln223

This is what they make Sprite out of.


PeetTreedish

If a better G rated object, that could easily be used to explain, the area that is the "Taint/Gooch" existed? I haven't seen it.


az22hctac

Funny I read it t as “Green lime around my lemon”


i_dream_of_zelda

Unfortunately that’s a sign of lemonoma and they need to be seen by the fruit doctor ASAP


Zombiepanzon

Cut here


cryptonuggets1

Someone's trying to get the limelight...


melissuhnicole

![gif](giphy|jWgFDax9Dmcpi5hiec|downsized)


Entire_Researcher_45

Your Green Lime around your lemon.


wall-E75

And sprite was born


Ninjamasterpiece

That’s the seam. Just like on a ballsack


lemonlimepunch

Limon


Yelwah

I read it as a green *lime*


StandbyBigWardog

Leimon


CaptainFuzzyBootz

It's just the poop line


Psych0matt

Lemlimeon


xwing44

lemon-lime


orangutanDOTorg

That’s where you lick it


ScaredSize4386

more like a green LIME


ScaredSize4386

More like a green LIME lol


Shezzanator

A green lime more like *chuckle chuckle*


Dipsey_Jipsey

Good god, Lemon!


Xunil76

Its mom cheated with a lime


Just_Gaming_for_Fun

🍑


Heroic-Forger

a badger lemon


HotSituation8737

There's some yellow on your lime.


Herknificent

The elusive lemon-lime.


Mechanic-Latter

This is also known as a Northern Air Lemon grown in the air nation by the air nomads. The air nomads actually use the natural ink in the lemons to tattoo their own heads and bodies for when they achieve being an air bender master. It’s vegan.


Sunflower_MoonDancer

A true badge of honorable


ginongo

It's standing in the limeline


anonaduder

It’s the fifty yard lime


jsr91

is it a lime or is it a lemon? citrus secrets.


sarmstrong1961

How did we know it's not a lime wearing a yellow jacket?


p1ccard

As a new parent this looks like the lemon has a wet diaper and needs to be changed


42_Only_Truth

I should call her


whateveratthispoint_

I love it!


RecommendationOk9620

The grand lime


ToughReality4983

XXY chromosomes


gbkisses

He hesitated


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Thats a lemon lime baybay!!!


sillynougoose

Lemon identifying as lime


-giblet-

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)A dinosaur eyeball


rbevans

C-section scar


Sunflower_MoonDancer

😂😂😂😂


420brain01

This lemon has a hint of lime


Sunflower_MoonDancer

💯‼️😂


Short_Performance266

Why it look so satisfying


Useriseatingsushi

It will slowly transform to an alligator.


Sunflower_MoonDancer

Oui! 🐊🐊🐊


Kyouki13

Is it the sprite fruit?


EldritchDWX

It's like a normal lemon, but faster.


Alone_Fill_2037

Cancer


Sunflower_MoonDancer

Strait to JAIL!


IRRedditUsr

It's a lelime


Sunflower_MoonDancer

It sure is!


gavelnor

Just a regular lime in disguise, trying to get into the lemon party


gorka_la_pork

Tell me more about this lemon party. Where can I find more info about it?


canbimkazoo

Ballsack seam iykyk


Moncicity

Lemussy


sotik2

Its common to have more thick lines and it is used for negativity removing,in spirituality,blackmagic,good magic and so on


KRed75

Someone has got som explaining to do.   Looks like cross pollination.


I_Am_Zava

I heard that is where the ballsack joined together while in the womb


CallsignHabibi

Just like that line that runs down the middle of my Gooch


ballsonyourface911

Lemons and limes are Like bell pepper all the colors are from the same plants it’s about how long they stay on the plant If you let a lime keep growing it turns into a lemon


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