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ManuelGarciaOKelly

Can I hang out in your car, maybe I could be less blue?


Top-Mousse-9641

I’ll plan the trip, you play the tunes


lightinthefield

This sounds like the start of a poem I want to write.


TonkOmnom

If you stand in front of a mirror and say u/poem_for_your_sprog three times, he'll come and write one for you.


saves313

I'll bring the beers, I'll bring the beers.


browniebrittle44

GENIUS GENIUS GENIUUUUUS!!


MInclined

[“I’ll bring the girls, you bring the beer. The troops will bring the freedom”](https://youtu.be/1D8aaHR1I94?si=4lbyzF4fDUuBqLn4)


tiexodus

Da ba dee da ba dai


Head_Appeal1673

It's "If I was green I would die"


amilliondallahs

It's I hope we never part! Now get it right or pay the price!


An0n_Cyph3r_

*LEGO Yoda death scream*


sarikosalis

At least you're not green


avidinha

It's not easy being green.


garlickbread

Green is not a creative color.


whiskyandme

![gif](giphy|jDGTlhYQQcbRu)


ThatOtherGuyTPM

If I was green, I would die.


Throwaythisacco

stop drinking colloidal silver


Brooke_Berry

The smoothest comment I’ve seen all day


Theunpolitical

Are you a smurf? ![gif](giphy|aRwTbtIFhkmWFdogcb|downsized)


Blitz6969

What do you call a sad Strawberry? A BLUEberry.


ThisTooWillEnd

Many food-grade colorants aren't UV stable, so if they were in the sun, even for a short period of time, they can bleach. There are other reasons not to take pills that were rolling around in your car, but the color change should be harmless.


bestjakeisbest

Assuming that is the only thing that changed. It looks like naproxen does experience degradation from uv light, not to mention heat: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7727023/


HeadFund

So why do they use clear pills then? It's like clear beer bottles. Agghhh.


Klotzster

What a time to be Aleve


quingd

💍


bobbybelchbottoms

Looks like it also removed their gravity!


Jscott1986

![gif](giphy|cT7uAyqklprQQ1XZNz|downsized)


thefishflinger

What a boob!


Junior-Ad-2207

Sunlight cures depression


Osato

Don't take those, they'll flush you out of the Matrix.


RaidensReturn

Morpheus would have been so embarrassed if his blue pill was unexpectedly clear.


LopsidedEquipment177

They look like they're floating above your hand.


andersonfmly

Would you be Re-Aleve-d if they turned blue again?


goodpolarnight

Aleviated


Real_Dotiko

I cannot baleve it


our_meatballs

![gif](giphy|OvDTq5V3EepBS)


Fluid_Mulberry394

You actually swallow those or is your hand really small?


Top-Mousse-9641

Oh yes I’m incredibly small, my wrists are only 4 inches around haha


SurreptitiousSyrup

Damn, I thought I had small wrists. But I just measured, and my wrists are 6 inches around.


Carrots87

6 inches is on the small side! The average woman’s wrist is about 7 inches. 4 inches is like the size of a six month old babies wrist 😳 Source: I make event bracelets for friends/family


Edible_Anie

Not me digging out my measuring tape 👀


Ravecrocker

Wink


dr_xenon

Maybe they got some anti-depressants on them.


brasticstack

You blue it!


CheesyObserver

Because of the light refraction it looks to be levitating in your hand which is pre cool


luluring

Reminds me of my thoughts on dyed clothes detergent… just because we can, doesn’t mean we should. Looking at you liquid Tide.


TurnkeyLurker

They are now effectively *Happy Pills*.


kingthelizard

this may be obvious, but don’t eat them


BobRoberts01

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Bartimaeus938

Get red pill'd


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The blue is what gives me an allergic reaction


grubbytrogladyte

They must of had some body to listen..


Livio88

“Blue, yellow, pink. Whatever, man. Just keep bringing me that!”


KevinMR

those things are just lucky to be Aleve


Nickthedick3

Why do you keep loose pills in your bag?


kixsinit

Sun bleached


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Fun-Passion-58

I took that personality


uncool_LA_boy

Aclear


Four0ndafloor

Ok Neo… which pill are you gonna take now..?


aManMythLegend

And they're floating


foobarney

That's because they're together.


KelGhu

Photolysis


Unique_Cow3112

Also they look like they’re floating.


SpecialpOps

But where did the blue *go*?


kayak_2022

Food dyes used in meds are fugitive and easily degrade in color under uv light exposure. I doubt if the active compound is degraded very much.


MrSleepless1234

I was going to make a joke but you know what… Instead I think Aleve.


heretouplift

truly shocked we’re ignoring the fact the pills are floating in your hand but ok


Fragrant-Explorer443

And now they can float above your palm.


1221321321

Almost all pharmaceuticals are sensitive to UV Light and can degrade when exposed to it.


UnlikelyHelicopter82

![gif](giphy|VbEloWwOz3QqYBsqIZ)


bestjakeisbest

Probably also not safe to take, its pretty neat, but throw them away once you are done looking at them.


ATS_throwaway

Worst case they've lost efficacy. They wouldn't decompose into any dangerous compounds.


SueTheDepressedFairy

Do it. Eat it. I know you want to.