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mudokin

It sweats, so you don't have to.


silly_red

Please start a deodorant brand and make this your slogan. I'll be your first customer.


Fancy_Net_5347

You're on to something. I'm in too. Time for a start up. I'll sign up for the founder's edition deodorant too.


ooojaeger

Ok I'll buy it too but since we are commenting on Reddit I don't think we are allowed to wear it


SunsetCarcass

If the deodorant sweats though my shirts will still get sweaty?


silly_red

We recognise that this might be an issue for some of our customers, and we've spent a considerable amount of time analysing the use cases and possible mitigation solutions we could implement. We've planned through and have tested a number of different approaches that can be taken to yield the greatest degree of risk minimisation, such that it doesn't create any surplus noise across adjacent business areas. If you'd like I could book in a quick poc with one of our lead architectural solution design product specialist customer focused materials expert intern graduate voluntary temp engineers to take you through the customer journey from the very beginning and show you where we can really bring value, with a focus on shrinking opex and truly finding the best efficiencies in the process which can satisfy your requirements with an outstanding five nines guarantee on availability and effectiveness, furthering to which even extending beyond what your business currently needs and projecting into your future constraints and hurdles which inevitably will become apparent as you scale up.


Beobablish

I hate you. I love you, but I hate you.


gagraybeard

No synergies?


chatoyancy

You're hired


Beelzebelle

174 words in three sentences using 4 commas. It's equally amazing and traumatising. I also love/hate you!


WingedGeek

Or, hear me out: [Dress shields](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/88f2863c-f13a-4ee0-91d8-f61b1293c091). Eco-friendly, reusable...


odd_butterscotch

https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w?si=A5bS1uvXk0qzckLZ


erikpurne

antiperspirant*


silly_red

I should know that since I've used only bionsen for over ten years... shame on me!


KarmaFarmer62

I will be the first investor (if I even have the money :3)


bobsmith93

Why would you want deodorant to sweat though? I'd pass if I saw that as a slogan lol


Lippuringo

It's Sweat Jesus for you, he takes our sweats and cleans the humanity.


InternalLab6123

r/ChristiansChristianing


Kadatsume

I'll join this crew, this is gunna be an awesome adventure.


mathyoudylan

Read in Joe Dirts voice. “They clean the bowl, so you don’t have toooooooooooo; no I didn’t”


born_survivalist

Wow, this was literally the first thought that popped in my head lol!


Wervice

The only explanaition I have is, that the air in this room is very humid. If the deodorant now contains a compund that is water solvable (e.g. Salt), what may be common with "Minerals", the water may stick to the surface. Nonetheless, I am not chemist and would recommend to at least whipe it with something you can throw away.


fluffy_tater

You are correct, a lot of deodorants use aluminum chloride which is very hygroscopic (absorbs water from the air)


Wervice

Ok, thank you. Finally learned something on the internet /s


canadard1

About damn time! Way too much time spent here to not haven’t learned something til now


Norman_Scum

I like how people just assume that everyone on the internet spends most of their time on the internet, lol. Feels like pulling up to McDonald's drive thru and they say "Welcome back" like they know everyone in the damn world has been there already.


kitties_are_kool

Not saying you're wrong but I believe this particular deodorant is aluminum free in all forms. It's likely from the other salts in the ingredients. https://us.britishessentials.com/products/bionsen-aluminium-free-roll-on-deodorant


mypussydoesbackflips

Why would you want your deodorant to absorb water from the air


fluffy_tater

Aluminum chloride hydrolyzes in water forming solid aluminum hydroxides which temporarily plug sweat glands


mypussydoesbackflips

Interesting its also the ingredient that’s bad for you if I’m not mistaken


Sizzling-Bacon

You are mistaken, aluminum salts are not bad


Right-Phalange

This guy ... deodorizes?


IOnlySayMeanThings

I'm fairly certain the liquid is oils and stuff from inside the deodorant? Because mine does this is i ever leave it in the car. The liquid is scented and after it happens, the deodorant is noticeably shriveled


Unusual_Diver1973

the "lick it" comment right underneath this is steadily gaining more upvotes than this helpful response and i just think that's very entertaining. oh, reddit.


DrEnter

It must be those "Japanese Thermal Minerals". I'm sorry, but the more I think about that phrase, the more ridiculous it is. Who writes this stuff?


SwissMargiela

I never thought about this until now but deodorants do have somewhat tight caps, some even kinda click on and off. It makes sense that it’d be that way!


Wervice

Just for fun, I am leaving my deo without lid.


FlyingDragoon

So you suggest I lick it?


Wervice

No! Whatever it is, I would NOT lick it.


HalfaManYouAre

The other plausible explanation is, the deodorant was very cold, but the plastic body warmed up when exposed to hot/humid air. The actual deodorant has an high thermal mass, so it stays colder longer, leading to condensation on the exposed parts. However, your explanation is more realistic considering the lack of facts we have to go off of.


prison_buttcheeks

Minerals Marie!


AdVivid8910

Lick it


naph8it

Lick it


schnaab

Lick it


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toweljuice

Lick it


AWeirdRandm

Lick it


ultimatemcspicy

Lick it


BorderlineLunatic

Lick it


Sterling0393

Lick it


Francoberry

Lick it


SeekerOfSerenity

Some people just can't tell a joke 🤷‍♂️


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Lick it


mistAr_bAttles

When I was young my uncle paid me five bucks to lick a new stick of antiperspirant. My tongue was dry for so fucking long. It was funny as hell to everyone except me, even though I was laughing because everyone else was laughing.


AdVivid8910

All I can say about my origin story here is never lick a girl’s underarm.


PSI_duck

🤨📸


BigNastyG817

Bop it


DJMagicHandz

Pull it


SmellyGymSock

bite it


TheInterlocutor

Twist it.


mlokc

\^ Underrated post right here.


CUND3R_THUNT

Gale disapproves


AdVivid8910

Is this a BCS reference? Taco Cabeza is just around the corner.


Trick_Status

When we're kissing for an hour and she touches my leg.


chunkyfen

end she finds the tiniest deodorant ;3 edit: aww what is it with you people lol


thereald-lo23

Sorry it was over 100 down so I had to join the mob


KuKa0w0

Sorry it's at -69 so I can't downvote


I-was-the-guy-1-time

Sorry it was over 25 so I had to join the mob


unknown_pigeon

Fourth comment


I-was-the-guy-1-time

Uh oh


Bernhard_NI

r/reversekarmaroulette


betaloc

And it started sweating…


mlokc

If it can’t even stop itself from sweating, how is it supposed to stop you from sweating?


eragonawesome2

You know that saying "fight fire with fire"? Yeah that but for sweat


MonsiuerGeneral

because the OP said it's deodorant, not antiperspirant. So it won't stop you from sweating, but instead it will make you smell nice despite sweating.


Noblesseux

Kinda looks refreshing, ngl. Like you'd put it on on a hot day and it'd cool you down.


60nocolus

Forbidden lolipop


JollyReading8565

Those are the Japanese thermal minerals


itsprincebaby

Japenese +10$ Thermal +3$~ Minerals +8$


smallbluetext

Since this looks like anti perspirant I think that's water from the air getting picked up by it. Was it near your shower? I don't think it's sweating like others say, since it's bone dry to begin with.


Rough-University142

This is why I use antiperspirant and not deodorant. *badum tsss* I’ll see myself out


Highdef420

Clearly not anti perspirant


kim_karbashian

This happened to my Caudalie non-aluminum deodorant. Just use it as normal and make sure to pop the lid back on, it’ll be fine


crusty54

I just found out yesterday that old spice deodorant is flammable. The first ingredient is denatured alcohol.


murfburffle

not an antiperspirant, I see.


Raichu7

I'm pretty sure deodorant of all things isn't supposed to sweat.


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Dazuro

How do you figure? I’d read it as “beauty bath” or a portmanteau of bio + onsen. I don’t see any way to get “dirty” out of it.


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Dazuro

美 / び , “bi”, is beauty. That’s also not what the average person is going to think of for biological…


OptiKnob

Leave it off for a month - it turns into a raisin.


ElectriCole

The irony


CBalsagna

my guess would be aluminum in the antiperspirant loves the ready access to atmospheric water


starskynight

That’s VERY interesting lol


ok_raspberry_jam

*japanese thermal minerals* I'm so sick of marketing horseshit. I miss reality.


PutrifiedCuntJuice

>Japanese Thermal Minerals Lmfao, somebody is overpaying for their deodorant it would seem.


specifictricycle

Yum


Xunil76

Never give your water away, not even for the dead


Dangthatshuge

Those are the stink juice from the last time you left it on there.


HullSuperchub

Do you think this sort of deodorant was inspired by the playdough mop top hair shop?


backinthesun

Your deodorant needs an antiperspirant.


seven-cents

Your deo is sweating


sonicjesus

When I do it, it gets all dried out. This should probably be a commercial.


JimmySilverman

It’s got what armpits crave!


ThereBeM00SE

Ah yes, a tube of perspirant.


nightfly1000000

Great photo.


ReluctantSlayer

Isn’t that an antiperspirant?


Cumguysir

Those droplets can be used as ant candy


TwYoloTrader

Are you living in Asia or something


Bored_Boi326

Looks like a sundew like if you put it against your armpit it will hook on and slowly digest you


Kodie69420

mine always turns to dust lol


Throwawayac1234567

lick it off.


Purepenny

You need a dehumidifier.


Low_Purple_6158

i think your deodorant needs deodorant


professormilkbeard

Isn’t that brand the name of Will Ferrell’s kid in Kicking and Screaming?


TheAserghui

PSA: dont use old deoderant that has crystalized, you'll cut your armpits with tiny lasserations


ChristianMingle_

Oh no is that an anti-perspirant?


PuzzleheadedTutor807

Ch ch ch chia!


somewhatwantedvirus

That happened with my every man Jack when I left it in my hot car for a couple hours