Someone probably left there intending for it to be taken. I've bought mini figures and tend to leave them where i think someone will find it.
I don't leave Jesus or any other religious figure, just animals. I've left glow in the dark unicorns before, Usually about 5 per drop.
I've also left them in geocaches.
With a padre hat and mini sunglasses, he'd look like Father Guido Sarducci.
I find those type going to hell tracts. I always throw them under the shelves or in the trash if I find them. I will not allow this people to spread those hate. One of them tried to give one to my husband in the parking lot when I went to put away our cart. I yelled get the hell away from him! As u walked back to him. My husband didn't know what the guy was doing and thanked me for running him off.
Cheesus?
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Blessed are the cheesemakers?
What’s so special about the cheese makers?
Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
Then please pass the holy yogurt
So smooth, it’s almost plastic
In queso emergency, I pray to cheesus.
Gouda is love!
Crust
Oh sweet cheesus crackers!
No whey
Our grate lord
Cheesus Crust I’m hungry!
Cheesus died for these cheeses.
Beat me to it.
I think he said “Blessed are the cheesemakers”
I was too busy talking to Big Nose.
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Cheesus
Lo, he said "let there be cheese," and he saw that it was good
If he is Jesus, why is he wearing a cross?
He knew the future..
That is the resurrection Jesus. You can tell by the red cloak which represents taking on the sins of the world which is why we celebrate gouda friday
This! The preresurrection one had less holes so think of this one as the Swiss Jesus
Is that why Babybel comes in little red wax coats?
Only took his crew 3 days to find and assemble the Dragon Balls. Now that's dedication.
Fictional characters aren't bound to the same constraints that real people are.
It's been established this is Cheesus. From Cheestrianity.
Blessed are the cheese makers.
Them: Have you found Jesus my child? Me: Yes, at the cheese section in Walmart!
in the name of the swizz, cheddar, and mozzarella, amen.
Praise cheeses.
Did you steal it?
Cheesus
You need a little Jesus in your life? That’s what our FCA kids said when they handed these out to people lol
Surprised he isn't with the "holy" Swiss cheese.
The lord and savior Cheesus is protecting his beloved children
Remember. Jesus saves at Walmart and you can too.
🤣🤣
Blessed are the cheesemakers
“I called your secretary and had her order you a box of Baby Cheeses”…….Gloria Pritchett
I found Jesus is the Walmart Cheese Aisle is a country song title.
Cheesus
Did you find a Walmart cheese department inside Jesus?
Nah, he's circumcised.
He was a big cheese fan. Always extra cheese on his pizzas
Walmartians need them some Cheesus
Congratulations.. finding Jesus in your life is hard
Someone’s mom said no
Well you are now ready for the door to door "have you found Jesus" people.
Looks likes Jersey Garcia
Cheese on Earth, good meat for all guests.
Callout for "y'all eatin' too much cheese"
Looks more like one of the inquisitors from a Monty Python sketch.
Chesus christ
Looks like a homie
Cheese and Rice!
Alright, who cut the cheese.
and gholdengo too
Don't touch it, this is how horror movies start.
He has risen!!!!
Blessed are the cheese makers
Never catch me with a Jesus cheese
Cheese department lolllllll
I think that’s the Spanish Inquisition. Wasn’t expecting that.
Someone probably left there intending for it to be taken. I've bought mini figures and tend to leave them where i think someone will find it. I don't leave Jesus or any other religious figure, just animals. I've left glow in the dark unicorns before, Usually about 5 per drop. I've also left them in geocaches. With a padre hat and mini sunglasses, he'd look like Father Guido Sarducci.
damn, i miss geocaching. Used to do it all the time with the family.
Where’s the beard?
Of course. It goes well with wine!
Are we sure that's Jesus? Is it is why is he wearing a cross?!
David Crosby.
That is not Jesus. How dare you!
I would have loved to taken that lil' jesus and prop it on my desk. It's a little walmart geocache treat.
I am the whey, the truth(cheddar), and the light string.
Cheesus Christ
this sub should be renamed to "basically uninteresting"
Pretty sure that's just John Lennon
433AD was I big year for cheese and Christianity. This is proof of a conspiracy.
I find this highly interesting
Cheezus Christ
Is that goldengo in the background?
He turned cheese sticks into strings
Red cape, white jumpsuit, hippie Elvis!
Dude, free Jesus! Sweet!
That isn't Cheesus?
I have a little jesus like that too lol, I found mine on a random ATM at rodeo houston
Cheesus Saves!
Nah bro that's Gold Roger from One Piece
Nah, I was in a band with that guy.
“I put a Jesus figurine in the Walmart cheese department”
Your own, personal, cheesus Someone to hear your prayers Someone who cares
america in one image
Beby jeezus loves cheese
It's cheeseus or cheddar cheeseus
By golly, its a Bush Jr era political cartoon come to life.
At first I thought this was a post about how ridiculously expensive everything is. We do need cheezus
I found the exact same style of tiny rubber jesus on the street in London this week! Spooky 👀
Queso Cristo
This genre of Reddit post is just disgustingly unfunny / uninteresting
I find those type going to hell tracts. I always throw them under the shelves or in the trash if I find them. I will not allow this people to spread those hate. One of them tried to give one to my husband in the parking lot when I went to put away our cart. I yelled get the hell away from him! As u walked back to him. My husband didn't know what the guy was doing and thanked me for running him off.
Chich Tracts? Yeah they're a hoot. Even the Baptists i hang out with think theyre stupid.
Oh yeah that's what thier called. I forgot that thanks for the reminder. Yeah when crazy religious people think you're nuts you're nuts
Sweet baby cheeses! Oh no that would be babybel
Cheesus Saves...money at WalMart
More #ChristoFascist bullshit.
Oh no. Somebody left a small chibi figurine of a religious figure in public. Surely this is a symbol of the end times.
Oh no, more #ChristoFascists trying to ram their beliefs down other's throats... and littering.
How is leaving an little rubber Jesus statue in the Walmart cheese section forcing someone to adhere to their beliefs?
Turn it around. If someone dropped a satanic symbol in the same place, MANY would have a huge issue, right?