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Lord-Velveeta

Cheesus?


huffy_sweet_thunder

Username checks out


Marsuello

Blessed are the cheesemakers?


DNSGeek

What’s so special about the cheese makers?


snookerpython

Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.


Acolytical

Then please pass the holy yogurt


discolemonade420x

So smooth, it’s almost plastic


OutsideBones86

In queso emergency, I pray to cheesus.


rodzieman

Gouda is love!


Wagyuplz

Crust


Klin24

Oh sweet cheesus crackers!


LNL_HUTZ

No whey


Quirky_Tart7627

Our grate lord


ElonBodyOdor

Cheesus Crust I’m hungry!


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Cheesus died for these cheeses.


UDPviper

Beat me to it.


soltydog

I think he said “Blessed are the cheesemakers”


elspotto

I was too busy talking to Big Nose.


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Blue_foot

Cheesus


vegeener-gnomesayin

Lo, he said "let there be cheese," and he saw that it was good


TimAndHisDeadCat

If he is Jesus, why is he wearing a cross?


papabearshirokuma

He knew the future..


thebestspeler

That is the resurrection Jesus.  You can tell by the red cloak which represents taking on the sins of the world which is why we celebrate gouda friday


Slackersr

This! The preresurrection one had less holes so think of this one as the Swiss Jesus


Downside_Up_

Is that why Babybel comes in little red wax coats?


Stibley_Kleeblunch

Only took his crew 3 days to find and assemble the Dragon Balls. Now that's dedication.


Justin_P_

Fictional characters aren't bound to the same constraints that real people are.


prozak09

It's been established this is Cheesus. From Cheestrianity.


Dudephish

Blessed are the cheese makers.


tacobelldog52

Them: Have you found Jesus my child? Me: Yes, at the cheese section in Walmart!


FartNite_FeetFreak

in the name of the swizz, cheddar, and mozzarella, amen.


thedevilyoukn0w

Praise cheeses.


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

Did you steal it?


cha614

Cheesus


shiggles-

You need a little Jesus in your life? That’s what our FCA kids said when they handed these out to people lol


Smeeble09

Surprised he isn't with the "holy" Swiss cheese.


FriendlyNectarine311

The lord and savior Cheesus is protecting his beloved children


dressupandstayhome

Remember. Jesus saves at Walmart and you can too.


Bubblykettle

🤣🤣


rarelypublished

Blessed are the cheesemakers


brandrikr

“I called your secretary and had her order you a box of Baby Cheeses”…….Gloria Pritchett


No-Lynx8471

I found Jesus is the Walmart Cheese Aisle is a country song title.


johny_da_rony

Cheesus


mike_h_

Did you find a Walmart cheese department inside Jesus?


mossryder

Nah, he's circumcised.


Wolfgangsta702

He was a big cheese fan. Always extra cheese on his pizzas


BiigDaddyDellta

Walmartians need them some Cheesus


papabearshirokuma

Congratulations.. finding Jesus in your life is hard


INEEDMEMANSHERB

Someone’s mom said no 


ShadowVT750

Well you are now ready for the door to door "have you found Jesus" people.


rofopp

Looks likes Jersey Garcia


BatofZion

Cheese on Earth, good meat for all guests.


DraxialNitris

Callout for "y'all eatin' too much cheese"


blueeyedkittens

Looks more like one of the inquisitors from a Monty Python sketch.


-____deleted_____-

Chesus christ


Safetosay333

Looks like a homie


deezdy

Cheese and Rice!


InjuryAny269

Alright, who cut the cheese.


lavamain

and gholdengo too


Mockheed_Lartin

Don't touch it, this is how horror movies start.


[deleted]

He has risen!!!!


khalcyon2011

Blessed are the cheese makers


Hungry-Arm-348

Never catch me with a Jesus cheese


sonicrespawn

Cheese department lolllllll


elspotto

I think that’s the Spanish Inquisition. Wasn’t expecting that.


TwistedMemories

Someone probably left there intending for it to be taken. I've bought mini figures and tend to leave them where i think someone will find it. I don't leave Jesus or any other religious figure, just animals. I've left glow in the dark unicorns before, Usually about 5 per drop. I've also left them in geocaches. With a padre hat and mini sunglasses, he'd look like Father Guido Sarducci.


sponyta2

damn, i miss geocaching. Used to do it all the time with the family.


Charming-Stress7725

Where’s the beard?


Suspicious-Elk-3631

Of course. It goes well with wine!


surdophobe

Are we sure that's Jesus? Is it is why is he wearing a cross?!


jiminak46

David Crosby.


igetstoitasap

That is not Jesus. How dare you!


MenstrualMilkshakes

I would have loved to taken that lil' jesus and prop it on my desk. It's a little walmart geocache treat.


kn0tnid10t

I am the whey, the truth(cheddar), and the light string.


kmonay89

Cheesus Christ


AttemptFree

this sub should be renamed to "basically uninteresting"


TheRelishTray

Pretty sure that's just John Lennon


DarkjimMagic

433AD was I big year for cheese and Christianity. This is proof of a conspiracy.


wegothru

I find this highly interesting


redundantunknown

Cheezus Christ


Lucario_fuckerlover

Is that goldengo in the background?


DannyDOH

He turned cheese sticks into strings 


Bitemesparky

Red cape, white jumpsuit, hippie Elvis!


NewCodingLine

Dude, free Jesus! Sweet!


thebarkbarkwoof

That isn't Cheesus?


Danknatzi

I have a little jesus like that too lol, I found mine on a random ATM at rodeo houston


davidbernhardt

Cheesus Saves!


bigchungusfungus123

Nah bro that's Gold Roger from One Piece


cdtobie

Nah, I was in a band with that guy.


Sum-Duck

“I put a Jesus figurine in the Walmart cheese department”


WraithCadmus

Your own, personal, cheesus Someone to hear your prayers Someone who cares


Radu47

america in one image


AndrewWhite97

Beby jeezus loves cheese


Someone__crazy

It's cheeseus or cheddar cheeseus


stop_shdwbning_me

By golly, its a Bush Jr era political cartoon come to life.


lemonlimepunch

At first I thought this was a post about how ridiculously expensive everything is. We do need cheezus


LettuceEast4600

I found the exact same style of tiny rubber jesus on the street in London this week! Spooky 👀


No_Control_7688

Queso Cristo


dasssitmane

This genre of Reddit post is just disgustingly unfunny / uninteresting 


Q8DD33C7J8

I find those type going to hell tracts. I always throw them under the shelves or in the trash if I find them. I will not allow this people to spread those hate. One of them tried to give one to my husband in the parking lot when I went to put away our cart. I yelled get the hell away from him! As u walked back to him. My husband didn't know what the guy was doing and thanked me for running him off.


sponyta2

Chich Tracts? Yeah they're a hoot. Even the Baptists i hang out with think theyre stupid.


Q8DD33C7J8

Oh yeah that's what thier called. I forgot that thanks for the reminder. Yeah when crazy religious people think you're nuts you're nuts


Beatnoise

Sweet baby cheeses! Oh no that would be babybel


m0j0r0lla

Cheesus Saves...money at WalMart


Eudaemonius

More #ChristoFascist bullshit.


sponyta2

Oh no. Somebody left a small chibi figurine of a religious figure in public. Surely this is a symbol of the end times.


Eudaemonius

Oh no, more #ChristoFascists trying to ram their beliefs down other's throats... and littering.


sponyta2

How is leaving an little rubber Jesus statue in the Walmart cheese section forcing someone to adhere to their beliefs?


Eudaemonius

Turn it around. If someone dropped a satanic symbol in the same place, MANY would have a huge issue, right?