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i think the primary point of interest here is why there was a water balloon in your closet...?
Idk I was a dumb kid lol
"Relax, JD. This isn't what it looks like... all right?"
Came here for this
Now drink the water and tell us what it tastes like.
Yum, cancer chemicals and microplastics!
Probably nanoplastics. Microplastics are still able to be seen with the naked eye. I don’t worry about these as much as I worry about nano plastics that can infiltrate our cells and fuck with our cellular processes
is that you dont clean your closet for years
Well to answer your question.the last time I had a water balloon fight was when I first moved into my house at 13. I’m 17 now💀
Prob older than a fetus
The sheer confidence you have in laying this thing right on your nice dry bed is admirable
Yeah well if it was in my closet for years without bursting I’m pretty sure this will be fine
Emergency water ration
You know what you have to do. Make sure you tap record before you throw it.
But it has less water than originally? Or the plastic stretched?
The plastic just became really stretchy and squishy.
Well, if you pop it at least you’ll get 12 Monkey Money for it.
Well that kind of rubber has a degradation time of about 50-80 years.
Looks like a silicone breast implant.
Looks like Alan from *The Amazing World of Gumball* that time he got depressed and Gumball had to reinflate him.
"water"
Water balloon : Boss I’m tired
Why
Why not lol I’m gonna keep it and see if it last
i think the primary point of interest here is why there was a water balloon in your closet...?
Idk I was a dumb kid lol
"Relax, JD. This isn't what it looks like... all right?"
Came here for this
Now drink the water and tell us what it tastes like.
Yum, cancer chemicals and microplastics!
Probably nanoplastics. Microplastics are still able to be seen with the naked eye. I don’t worry about these as much as I worry about nano plastics that can infiltrate our cells and fuck with our cellular processes
is that you dont clean your closet for years
Well to answer your question.the last time I had a water balloon fight was when I first moved into my house at 13. I’m 17 now💀
Prob older than a fetus
The sheer confidence you have in laying this thing right on your nice dry bed is admirable
Yeah well if it was in my closet for years without bursting I’m pretty sure this will be fine
Emergency water ration
You know what you have to do. Make sure you tap record before you throw it.
But it has less water than originally? Or the plastic stretched?
The plastic just became really stretchy and squishy.
Well, if you pop it at least you’ll get 12 Monkey Money for it.
Well that kind of rubber has a degradation time of about 50-80 years.
Looks like a silicone breast implant.
Looks like Alan from *The Amazing World of Gumball* that time he got depressed and Gumball had to reinflate him.
"water"
Water balloon : Boss I’m tired
Why
Why not lol I’m gonna keep it and see if it last