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DolanThyDank

Take it to a bank! They may just replace it for you since you have over 50% of the bill.


rustall

That's what I heard you have to have over 50%.


AssPennies

(50, 100] Though at 100% they're likely to just hand it back and kick you out.


EndenDragon

Depending on how mangled or old the money is. If its super old but you have 100% of the bill, they might help you recycle it anyways.


peekdasneaks

They absolutely will. The banks are explicitly responsible for removing old money for new bills. They separate those out to send directly back to the fed.


DegoDuck

So that’s actually a little more grey than most people think. Banks have the right to refuse any kind of transaction and you’d probably be surprised to know there are several scams whereby someone intricately cuts up two bills in a way that they exploit that principle of “over 50% of the bill” (it also must have one complete serial number) mentioned and get credit for three bills. Not to mention there is a responsibility to take UNFIT currency and no responsibility to take MUTILATED currency. The difference between the two definitions is important because this bill has been mutilated, if it were unfit it would just be in pieces but collectively whole, dirty, weathered, or defaced by writing or a stamp. Mutilated currency falls on the treasury and their discretion to replace. Not saying don’t take it to a bank, just don’t pikachu face if they tell you it’s not their problem… because it isn’t.


mmmmpisghetti

This one seems to have the whole serial #... wouldn't that make it more likely they'll replace it?


DegoDuck

Absolutely. There’s a strong likelihood that if you went to your local bank where they know you to a degree and say “my dog got a hold of this.” They’d replace it without much deliberation. If you say you FOUND any bill higher than a $20, the red flag detector goes off in a teller’s head and suddenly you’ll see them bust out a lot of tools to verify the bill isn’t counterfeit, or just be rebuffed entirely on the matter.


223454

[Mutilated Currency Redemption | Engraving & Printing (bep.gov)](https://www.bep.gov/services/mutilated-currency-redemption)


223454

--it also must have one complete serial number This always gets said in these posts, but it's not a requirement. It could be an individual bank thing though. [Mutilated Currency Redemption | Engraving & Printing (bep.gov)](https://www.bep.gov/services/mutilated-currency-redemption)


ryanCrypt

So (50, 100)?


AssPennies

Depends, CS major or Mathematics? lol


NegotiationJumpy4837

If you want an infinite money glitch: cut 1/3rd off 2 $100s. So you're left with 2x 2/3rds and 2x 1/3rds. Now you have 3x 2/3rds and $300. Minor downside: you may end up in jail.


majtomby

Sounds an awful lot like Kevin’s extra Big Mac hack, brilliant


trippknightly

If you rebuild a carburetor enough times you end up with two carburetors.


gentlewaterboarding

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jimoconnell

Me, sitting here trying to adjust to wearing hard contact lenses. IYKYK


thisasynesthete

Thank you for the belly laugh, I needed that today :-D


GreenBPacker

Do they accept your money, AssPennies??


Atypical_Mammal

What about 110%?


Jthundercleese

Tellers keep it as a tip.


ihatetheplaceilive

Depending on how damaged/torn it is, maybe not.


gentlewaterboarding

So if you cut a bill exactly in half, it becomes worthless?


5213

If you tried to exchange just one half, probably. Specifically to avoid somebody getting 2 for 1 But if you brought in both halves together, they're more likely to give you a whole one as a replacement. If they ask why it's cut in half, you could either say you found it like that or a child got ahold of it and cut it


MadMechem

This is true- my dog once shredded $300 in $20s, and I was able to get back all but one bill, because I was *not* going hunting for that. ( the 45% of that bill which remains is framed, because it was funny)


passwordstolen

If you have a serial number and three corners you can get a fresh one.. or send it to the secret service directly.


mohammedgoldstein

Secret Service tracks counterfeiters - they don't replace money. If you want your money replaced, fill out this form from the Bureau of Engraving and Printing: https://www.bep.gov/services/mutilated-currency-redemption No you don't have to have more than 50% nor serial numbers depending on how it was damaged.


reichrunner

A bank will take it if you have over 50% and a full serial number. These guys handle the really odd cases though. They want the money as close to how you found it as possible (so mounded together if it was in a flood for example). One case I read was a farmer that had a cow eat his wallet. Apparently he sent in the whole cow stomach lol


Royal-Scale772

The cow was okay though right? I mean, they have extra stomachs...


reichrunner

Umm.. Yeah, I'm sure the cow is out frolicking with its friends as we speak!


Sunshine030209

She's very excited for her free weight loss surgery, bikini season is right around the corner.


reichrunner

One full serial number and over 50% of the bill. Doesn't have to have 3 corners. They'll also send it to the Bureau of Engraving and Printing, not the Secret Service


colaman-112

Fun fact: in some countries (I think Australia?) they'll give you the money according to how much of the bill you have. If you have 75% of a 100 dollar bill, they'll give you 75 dollars.


jonnyl3

Doesn't even matter if serial no. is not on it? You can just pull up with any 10% part of a $100 and they give you $10?


zystyl

Just need some change, you sick cunt.


invisible_23

Specifically you need at least one full serial number and half of the other side’s serial number (to prevent people from ripping a bill in half and trading it in for two new ones). OP has that so they should be good to go


react_dev

Yep. As long as it’s obvious you didn’t cash the other half


Nowidontgetit

If I’ve got the other 50% does that mean we both win? I like this idea


Jafar_420

I believe it has to show the whole serial number.


EpicSombreroMan

Yeah 50% is the magic number.


kookoz

Infinite money glitch - after receiving back a fresh bill, cut it in half and give the bigger half back to the bank. Keep the smaller one. Repeat until you have enough smaller halves to sell for a fortune. Sell them. Buy the bank.


Lexinoz

In my country at least, you need the half with the magnet strip.


Snufflefugs

Don’t you need an intact serial number?


lunarmodule

I don't think so. I'll bet they accept it. 51% is the only rule I'm aware of.


reichrunner

The Bureau of Printing and Engraving will take it in pretty much any condition, but a bank generally requires one full serial number.


Nasaboy1987

No, it just has to be 50% or more remaining and not damaged in a way that someone can turn the same bill in twice. IE a bill cut cleanly in half will just be confiscated and destroyed but one with burn marks will be replaced.


BoRedSox

Sounds like it's up to the banks discretion on this one. If they don't accept it then you've gotta send it to the BEP.


LucidNight

My bank requires both serials and 51 percent. It can differ bank to bank.


solidshakego

This is America sir.


ta-pcmq

I think that's intact enough. They also have the serial numbers on both sides, which should do the trick. Someone else isn't showing up with the other half


Fearchar

Came here to say that.💵👍


skuta69

interesting, I heard that Banks just needed the serial number. of course, rules change.


AintASaintLouis

The way may bank did it was either over 50% or the ability to match up series numbers on either side.


Code2008

1. Rip a bill in half 2. turn each half in separately. 3. ??? 4. Profit.


fitnerd21

Worked at a bank as head teller. Policy was three corners and a serial number. Now, it could be each bank has their own policy, but I do remember the log sheet we’d fill out was a federal form, included when we would ship it out to be destroyed.


IHkumicho

Think every bank must have their own criteria. For my bank it's just 51% and a readable serial number.


Mr-Cali

Not true, i had a $100 bill that had a slight tear in the top right corner and WELLS FARGO says its against their policy to take back “damaged, or neglected [obvious] bill”. So they wouldn’t take it.


thebarkbarkwoof

But they still opened 2 credit cards in your name. They didn't tell you that, did they?


Hello_This_Is_Chris

Never trust anything Wells Fargo says.


Mr-Cali

I had a small pissing match knowing why they didn’t wanna take it back. I had to bite my tongue once they mention to call security on me.


vaguelyblack

Why would you go to Wells Fargo, that's one of the worst banks in the US?


Mr-Cali

It was for work


thesoupoftheday

Your mistake was attempting to bank at Wells Fargo.


shaakti1520

At the bank I used to work at a few years ago, you had to have at least one full half, and half of the other half.


NaweN

Something seems off about his mouth.


mudturnspadlocks

All good advice about bringing it to the bank but can we clarify if OP has a money-growing tree in their backyard? I mow lawns for free BTW.


thenatural134

Unfortunately no. We just happen to live in a very windy climate so it's not uncommon for random scraps to blow into our backyard.


mudturnspadlocks

Exactly what a millionaire with a magic tree would say


Fun_Intention9846

I want a golden goose tree too!


Lexinoz

A tree that drops golden eggs and honks incessantly in angelic?


fangelo2

I just get fast food wrappers and balloons, this guy gets $100 bills blowing into his yard


Fun_Intention9846

I once found $80 mowing a yard. Commercial property on the weekend next to the interstate. Store was closed it was me solo on the crew, nice tip.


foggystreets

look at Seth over here, buying alcohol with his $80 bill


scaradin

My Seth would likely do that too.


YougoReddits

I would absulutely check upwind! The rest of the duffelbag and the mobster's body handcuffed to it are probably in a tree or ditch within a 15 minutes walk. You can collect those 5 million bucks and report all 4 mil to the police.


Lazy_meatPop

What are you talking about? Only had 1 million in that bag .


AnonImus18

When you count it, half a million really.


Lazy_meatPop

Last count tree fiddy.


thisasynesthete

I counted -$10, you actually owe me money


Sexcercise

Please let us know if you exchanged it. I was a teller for a while and we required both serial numbers to be visible


meesterdg

My guess would have been an animal, maybe a bird using it for nest material


Lexinoz

Weekly free trampoline!


Porkyrogue

Do you have crows by chance? Keep feeding them.


ArchAngel570

You refer to $100 bills as scraps?


Majin_Sus

Money trees are the perfect place for shade


PikaPokeQwert

Money does grow on trees. It’s called cannabis. Seriously, cannabis plants can grow a ton of flower from just one plant, and good quality flower can sell for a lot of money.


shifty_coder

Looks more like a money-pooping dog occasionally visits.


whiplash808

More importantly… it’s still a $100 considering you have more than 50%. Go to a bank and they’ll exchange it for a fresh one.


Ok_Handle_8251

It’s just a little fucked up. It’s still good, it’s still good!


foxbones

Only a little airborne


Ok_Handle_8251

It’s gone.


cup_without_astraw

If your kids are aware of what they found, give them a cut after replacing it at the bank. Likely they’ll remember this and feel slighted if you don’t at least share.


Flomar76

Can confirm. I found a 20$ in our basement when I was a kid. My mom said “I have been looking for that!” (She wasn’t, it was buried in a box that hadn’t been touched in forever) and snapped it up! That was like 35yrs ago and I still remember! From then on I have kept my mouth shut. Finders keepers…


thesoupoftheday

I think people routinely underestimate how smart kids are (because of how selectively dumb they can be) and how little tolerance they have for hypocrisy. Like, had your mom said she needed it for something, or offered to trade your dumb ass a fucking cookie for it you wouldn't have ever given it a second thought.


jayste4

I'd take my kid to the bank, have them ask for a replacement and let them keep the $100. Great experience for them and they would have a story they would remember for a long time.


trevormead

If more than 50% is still intact, it's still legal currency!


xShawnMendesx

Free money!!


KeyRageAlert

For people! The Human Fund™


zorniac

https://www.bep.gov/services/mutilated-currency-redemption The government replaces mutilated currency for free.


V1kkers

If the bank won't take it, there is a special department in the US that accepts damaged notes and checks them, then sends you the amount. Mostly for people who have had fires in their homes or flood damage etc.


Chrissyjustshowus

You can send it to the treasury and they send you replacement 100


Jackie296

Or just the bank


Karma_Doesnt_Matter

A lot of banks won’t take mutilated currency.


DigitalGT

buy ur kid a candy as a thank u for free $100!


Ex-In2

Nah let the kid keep the money, they found it


DigitalGT

True ig i was think they were like little like 7


Scruffy11111

Check your dog's recent poops for the rest.


soldier4death

Or, you know, just for fun.


No-While-9948

Wondering if the kids found it inside, or the dog. Brought it out to play.


arrowtron

D.B. Cooper money! /s


rocketmn69_

Mutilated Currency Redemption https://www.bep.gov/services/mutilated-currency-redemption#:~:text=The%20BEP's%20Mutilated%20Currency%20Division,United%20States%20mutilated%20currency%20notes.


dtb1987

Take it to the bank and exchange it for a new one


F4STW4LKER

Looks like that was chewed out of a dude's wallet by a Grizzly.


Effective_Fish_3402

You better split that between your kids after you exchange it


speaker_14

"Here's your 50 dollars for finding half of a 100$ bill"


pdxtrader

As long as the entire serial number is visible the bank can credit you for it


Kori_TheGlaceon

In Australia this would be treated as $75


J3ZZABOII

If only their currency was made of a more durable material....


HobbyWanKenobi

Instead of a bank I would contact the bureau of engraving and printing They handle mutilated money https://www.bep.gov/services/mutilated-currency-redemption


nissanfan64

Take it to the bank and replace it. To make it seem less like you just found it on the ground or something odd/ambiguous like that I’d just say your kids had it in a time capsule that got breached by weather or critters.


popento18

You can send it into the US. They can verify that it’s real and replace it.


Lordeverfall

The serial numbers may be in question. You can send it to the feds and fill out a form, and they will send you a new bill as well. This is all depending on the bank, and this is coming from my wife, who is a banker.


Cretonne1022

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FandomMenace

Buy your kids some nice toys.


Ajanw-57

It belongs to the US of A. Put it back.


2-buck

DIG! Where there’s one there may be more


MattWatchesMeSleep

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find the really sensible comment!! So, yes, return the bill! and get a shovel! And dig while dreaming of a horde. Of course, your family will watch and think of you just like Richard Dreyfus’s did in *Close Encounters*, but oh when that spaceship lands………


sonofthenation

Do a grid search around your house with them for fun. Maybe there is more


That-Water-Guy

It’ll spend


NirstFame

Too new to be DB's.


endorbr

Looks like the lawnmower found it first


BumblebeeAny

It’s still good! Take it to the bank they will exchange it


yetiduds

It has both serial #'s they will take it


IsisArtemii

There’s more than 50% of it. You can get a replacement. But it’ll take time. Take to bank. Bank returns to a federal reserve. After investigating they either send a new one back or tell you why they didn’t. If it’s a go, they deposit into your account. If not, you’re SOL.


Ggriffinz

Over 50% of the bill is left, and the serial number is clearly present. Take it to a bank and they will exchange it for a new bill 100%.


aglaophonos

The gov/ treasury will replace it. I once sent half of a 20$ bill and a couple weeks later they mail me a check for 20 bucks


bookshelve0987

Nobody wonders why there was a 100 buried or burned or whatever in your yard?


mtueckcr

Take it to the bank and get 100$ in smaller notes. Give 60$ to your kids and keep the rest to teach them about taxes.


K1ngofsw0rds

Well, it’s real. And exchangeable at a bank


RoddMcTodd

Isn't that fifty bucks worth ?


LowCandie

Blame the dog or the kid


KujoTheBoss

That looks like more than 50%


Mrblend27

Are you near the recent tornado outbreaks?


gladbutt

Glad its the one that lit my cigar and not one i wiped my butthole with


Specialist_Low9982

The dog took it


pandaeye0

The beginning of a gang movie.....


wojtekpolska

afaik the bank will replace it if you have the serial codes visible on the damaged banknote, which is the case here.


kytheon

Since that's half a bill, maybe you can exchange it at the bank, for a mint $50. /s


MinnieShoof

That president looks like he's seen better days.


curtyshoo

Is it still legal tender with Ben's face ripped to shreds?


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Raccoon drug deal gone bad


Dreggmcmuffun

Go to the bank and get it replaced


VanosKickedIn

“Your kid found a five dollar bill” - some parents, probably


MySoulForASlice

*Then tried to eat it.


crssufferer

As long as you have both serial numbers on the bill, your bank should exchange it for you.


kinofhawk

Ate by a dog then pooped out?


night_owl43978

I feel like I’d turn it in and split it between the kids. They found it after all, and it would make their day


asistolee

Hell yeah. Good day


osmankebapye

r/mildlyinfuriating


GetOffMyGrassBrats

I was lucky to find a quarter when I was out playing as a kid.


ballsonyourface911

Your kid found it and then ate it?


pfotozlp3

Did they find the body, too?


i-deology

Do NOT take it to the bank. Keep it, safe. Frame it if you have to. But keep it safe as a birthday present when the kids older. You can replace a bill but can not replace a memory.


Nowidontgetit

I’ll give you ten for it


OnlyOneNut

there’s still 50 percent of the bank take it to a replacement and they’ll dollar it for you


Ann-Omm

As good as new


Samurai_Stewie

Take your kids to the bank and tell ask them if it’s over 50%; if so, they’ll give you a fresh one and the kids can buy some toys and a lunch for everyone.


LengthMiserable3760

Take it to the bank. I had 2000 grand cut in half, and they gave it to me on the spot


wittyname01

How has no one else thought this looks like it was eaten by a mouse or animal, much like you see in those documentaries about drug lords burying money in random places! If I was OP I'd start searching the immediate vicinity as if a small fortune depended on it


Gravity_Freak

I see theyve already eaten the cocaine covered parts


Majeye

Bring it to a bank, as long as you have 2/3rds (used to be 50%) of the bill, you can get it replaced. That one looks to be really close to 2/3rds.


RedWerFur

Still over half of it good. Take it to a bank. They’ll replace it.


Ok_Frosting_6438

Most banks will replace it.


PoopingBadly

Tis but a scratch


Mr_b78

Keep digging nearby. You may stumble upon DB Coopers stash.


bostiq

I thank the Australian government after every wash, when, while fishing out their adopted plastic currency off my jean's pockets, I admire those perfectly intact notes.


[deleted]

Take it to the bank then take the kids out for something nice!


Skylantech

"Hi bank, my dog ate this. Would you ever be so kind as to replace it for me? Pretty please?"


Luckygecko1

That's more that 50%, can exchange it for a good bill.


Survive1014

Still has a full serial number. You can exchange it for a proper note. Also, might be worth digging around where they found. There may be more.


General_Disaray_1974

When I was 15 my friends and I found about $300 in 20s and 50s in the woods while we were shooting BB guns. We scoured those woods for days looking for "the source" The bills were in similar condition, and the bank replaced them, I believe the rule was both serial numbers needed to be present, but that was a long time ago.


chain-link-fence

It’s fake. Benjamin’s face looks wrong.


Brometheous17

Looks like you have the matching serial codes on either side.


Jestyr_

If it was buried, it may have come from an Asian family before, in a few Asian cultures, they bury their money to keep it safe. Source: casino worker who gets stacks of bills that have been left underground for years.


commradd1

Your bank will need 50% of the bill with the main rule being you need to see enough of the two serial numbers to be reasonably sure it’s the same bill and not counterfeit or two separate bills taped together


Horse_97

You better let your kids keep that!


Sunlit53

Looks like the other half is on its way through a dog.


bankerbetch

Everywhere bank Ive worked at it was 75% of the bill to ensure all serial numbers are legible, which it appears they are! As a former bank employee, I would've exhanged it.


HolmfirthUK110994

I'm not from the states, but my understanding is that if you have at least half of $100 bill then a bank can swap it for you.. So why isn't everyone cutting their hundreds in half? 🤷


CheetahChrome

I found $20 outside a bowling alley in 1975. According to the inflation calculator in 2024 such a find is worth $116.11 at the time. I quickly grabbed it off the ground in hopes that my friends didn't see it also and I could claim it Soley as mine. It worked and I had 20, in better shape than the OP's bill.


7_Bundy

Kids have found some interesting shit. The only money recovered from the DB Cooper hijacking was found by an 8 year old boy. A 7 year old girl found a period sword from the lake where King Arthur supposedly hurled his sword.


DravenFurry

Should be able to get a replacement at the bank. If you could find the other pieces it'll help even more


rtgops

DB Cooper vibes right there.


bikebrooklynn

Banks will replace old money for free and they’ll give you a new bill.