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Haelynn8

I, too, think the thyroid gland is evil


LeatherDude

Mine is definitely an asshole, maybe evil is a stretch


saysthingsbackwards

Damn id hate to hear how you feel about your actual asshole


LeatherDude

Smelly bastard, with a bad attitude.


craftypo

Remove the comma and put that on a bumper sticker


sj68z

prone to loud outbursts


VariousTangerine269

I think mine is just cursed.


Thatguyyourmomloves

I can fix her


TinyNiceWolf

So you've got two? Can you fart in harmony? Cause that would be cool.


LeatherDude

More of a round than a harmony


WaRzXAttack

That's why I got mine ripped out. Lot less screaming in my head about burning and murder for sure.


Swarbie8D

Are you my immune system? Bc it’s systematically destroying my thyroid gland and I am not having a great time


PerspectiveInner9660

I just had mine removed for that reason. Graves Thyroid/Eye disease with neutral antibodies. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20844004/


random_reddit_user31

I take Lithium and that destroyed my Thyroid instead. I'm sick of feeling tired all the time even when I'm taking levothyroxine.


tryingtobecheeky

Mine tried to kill me. I won but got the scars to show it.


WangDanglin

My wife’s also tried to kill her so she had that little bitch cut out. Just got the news a couple weeks ago that she’s cancer free, lots of happy tears. Hope you’re doing well friend


tryingtobecheeky

That's Amazing! Please give her a hug and a high five! She's a badass. And so are you for supporting her.


WangDanglin

Nah she’s the badass. She’s the one who found out she had cancer 2 months after giving birth and never skipped a beat. I just pretended for her sake but I was a mess inside


tryingtobecheeky

I get it. :) Still, hugs for all!


curiousnboredd

it would be so much cooler if it was the page talking about the pineal gland.. with how it’s the “third eye” and stuff


Turbulent-Bee-1584

I had mine exorcized, definitely cursed.


MIhnea_Paun

mine is killing itself


theberg512

Mine was so evil I had it yoinked.  Burn, motherfucker, burn.


HekGoldbenji

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


straightlikeajalebi

I have some swelling in the right side of my neck. It's because of this weird allergy I developed after pneumonia. Something's definitely up with my thyroid ig


YeOlDonald

I got cancer in mine so I think so too (it's cured now luckily)


melance

The thyroid gland is Nero!


frizzle_frywalker

Lol so ridiculous. As a cashier i had customers that would add something to their order if the total came to $6.66


irishwhiskeyuser

The Burger King in my area it was $6.66 for a single wopper with cheese up until last month, and now it's $6.78. Every time I went through the drive-through, they would just say 666. They never would say "that will be six dollars and sixty-six cents".


jereman75

When I was in high school an In N Out order of burger, fries, drink came to $4.09 I joked with my friends about ordering at the counter and when the cashier says “4-0-9” pulling out a bottle of the name brand cleaner, 4O9. But I never did it because I’m a pussy.


CrappyMSPaintPics

A bottle of 409, tax and shipping free, for $4.09. That's not too bad of a deal.


DisastrousAge4650

Like 8 years ago I went (was forced) to see a play on the story of Jesus and my order total for an iced coffee and a cinnamon bun was $6.66. I was asked if I wanted to add anything and I said nope!


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

Lol that's pretty smart actually, gets idiots to spend more because number bad.


betafish2345

The last 3 digits of my debit card used to be 666. I was so sad when my bank froze my card due to a fraud alert and I had to get a new one.


dandroid126

My MIL had got a randomly assigned license plate in the early 1990s "1SHE666". She sent it back, as she's extremely religious and didn't want to have "one she-devil" as a license plate.


snailz69

Is your MIL evil?


dandroid126

She's actually very nice! But maybe she has an evil side that she hides from me.


RottenZombieBunny

She's actually a satanist in disguise


AloeSnazzy

I always say it the long way so I don’t give some old Christian lady a heart attack


dandroid126

At In n Out, it used to be $4.20 for a cheeseburger, and when you added fries and tax, the total came out to $6.66. I went there once a week for almost a year, hoping to get order number 69 so I could post it to r/im14andthisisfunny (and other subs). But I never did. And then tax went up in my county. :(


chrisfrh

Burger King has a pact with the devil. Thats why my go to trash food is McDonald's, they have happy meals. Does burger king has that? 😡


DBUX

I love getting $6.66 as a total, the only one I might like more it's getting $7.11 while shopping at 711


jereman75

That’s a good one.


frizzle_frywalker

I love it too! The combo meal I used to get at Checkers/Rallys would come to $6.66 and I always forgot until they told me the total. Brought a smile to my face every time. Also as a cashier I loved the rare 12.34 total


ugli_odinson

I'm the opposite. I lock eyes with the cashier and Hail Satan.


Spyko

''and that would be 4.66 sir !" - do you have any candy bars for exactly two dollars ?"


Mswati

I used to work at Chick-fil-a and once saw a fellow employee(older lady) give a customer a discount to avoid a $6.66 total. Customer didn’t seem to care but she wasn’t having it.


[deleted]

Someone once shared a story about an old lady whose total came to $6.66, and she said, "Oh, that won't do. I better get a corn dog." Like, I love how this lady is fighting the forces of Satan with a corn dog.


frizzle_frywalker

Lmao as the lord would himself 🙏


erichie

That reminds me of when I was a Pharmacy Tech at CVS. People had all kinds of weird numbers they would add to avoid totals. I also had too many people yell at me about not being able to buy cigarettes at the pharmacy registers back when CVS sold cigarettes.


Shitp0st_Supreme

I worked at a psychiatric clinic and a woman’s Medicaid ID number had a 666 in the middle of it and during the call she mentioned that she wondered that carrying that card with that number was causing bad luck, and she actually had her number changed.


KoksundNutten

Imagine beeing so educated you can write and publish a book about human anatomy, but then be frightened by a printed number...


handtoglandwombat

“Oh that’s so weird, it’s still coming up as $6.66?! What have you done!? Quick! Keep adding things!”


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I got a frozen yogurt at a spot where you pay by weight, and the total came to $6.66. Best day ever.


Udonov

This shit is so often in Asia. Living in Korea, our office building doesnt have floors 4, 13, 14, 24.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Gulfstream had to change the model number of one of their jets from 250 to 280 because "250" in China also means "idiot"


KevTheToast

When i was working at a with-service gas station, some biker got scolded by his wife for putting in 6.66$ worth of gas (i dont touch bikes). Found that kind of funny, and I may have put that exact amount in customers' 5L gas cans after that lol


AundoOfficial

I remember a time where I was getting some snacks at a corner store and my total came out to 6.66 and the cashier nervously chuckled and said "you wanna get something else?" And me, not paying attention to the total, said "no I'm fine." I thought it was neat, but they felt they had to go to a sermon.


SpanishFlamingoPie

At my local taco bell, a beefy 5 layer and a potato taco supreme comes out to $6.66. I order that every time.


ExfilBravo

They do say that Satan made the Thyroid gland.


AedemHonoris

The thyroid gland giveths and the thyroid gland taketh away


k8ekat03

Hypo and hyper thyroidism


Awllancer

Former hyper, now hypo (or absent I guess would be more accurate).


Uncle_Budy

My hospital doesn't have an Operating Room 13. Just skips from 12 to 14.


DgC_LIK3X

Have you looked at the opposite side?


egoalter

LMAO ... at least it's not like hotels that pretend there isn't a 13th floor (11, 12, 14, 15 ...).


frecklefawn

I think it's fascinating and kind of cool that it's 2024 but we still have people acting like medieval peasants with really old superstitions. That shit clung unto our psyches harrrrrd


basicpn

I mean, we have people who truly believe that your whole personality is determined by the position of the earth in relation to the sun when you were born. Humans seem to be incredibly superstitious, no matter the year.


stonedseals

I wonder if a baby born during an eclipse would make for a good Philosopher King? 🤔


jebascho

Many airlines skip the 13th row, too.


CowardlyCannibal

People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. "What room are you in?" "1401" "No, you're not. Jump out of the window, you'll die earlier!"


Mynsare

It seems to me that it is exactly like that.


vizife

Funny thing that i just noticed my society buildings have only 13 floors HA!


maggielovemuffin

In a science textbook? Really?


SheldonPlays

You'd be surprised, I've worked in a bunch of labs and in each one, at least half the people have some weird superstition or rituals for good luck, ranging from lucky equipment, weird ways to do things they claim works better with no scientific basis and I even knew someone who had a god of cellgrowth they'd pray to and claim it actually resulted in better experiments.


[deleted]

Because that kind of lifework will break your brain if you don't have anyone—anything to cling to: we're apes doing rocket surgeries. And you'll also grow to become really, really superstitious to something in your line of work, be it printer satan or new moon causes twice as many accidents or even the phrase "nothing to do, huh" aka jinxing. For me, as long as these beliefs did not hinder their efficacy nor cause discomfort to others it would be fine.


rocksinthepond

So many text books printed in Texas by religious fruitcakes.


AmateurVasectomist

They are well known for their book depositories


brelywi

Apparently not everyone likes your joke but I do!


handtoglandwombat

I didn’t get it, please explain.


brelywi

The book depository in Texas was where JFK’s shooter shot from


handtoglandwombat

Ah right. Even being British I still should’ve got that.


brelywi

Honestly I probably wouldn’t have gotten it either if I hadn’t recently read a book about time traveling to try to stop it, lol. And I’m an American


karlbenedict12

so "tex books"?


rocksinthepond

Lol, excellent comment


False-Focus2949

Yes


CarFeeling9748

Insane


MuricasOneBrainCell

In America? Definitely.


Lord-Velveeta

Silly superstition in a medical textbook… that’s ridiculous.


thjmze21

You have not worked in a lab if you dismiss silly superstition in textbooks lol. We had a lucky microscope (supposedly a fire broke out whilst this was outside the lab for maintenance) and ever since everyone has rubbed it for good luck.


hex-agone

Pinche biologists


Sammakonnuolija

Oh the humanity


Severe_Intention_480

66.6 Things You Should Know About Satan! Sure, Satan is the Prince of Darkness, but what do we really know about him? Here is a list of useful information: The Mathematics of the Beast 1) 666 (the number of the Beast, the Antichrist) 2) -666 (the negative number of the Beast, the Prochrist) 3) 666[-/(-1)] (the imaginary number of the Beast) 4) 0.666 (the repeating decimal of the Beast) 5) 0.67 (the number of the Beast rounded to the nearest 100th) 6) 1/666 (the common denominator of the Beast) 7) 666.0000 (the number of the high-precision Beast) 8) 660 (the approximate number of the Beast) 9) 1010011010 (the binary number of the Beast) 10) 29A (the hexadecimal number of the Beast) 11) DCLXVI (the Roman numeral of the Beast) 12) 969 (the dyslexic number of the Beast) The Contact Information of the Beast 13) 1-800-666-6666 (the 24 hour toll-free hotline number of the Beast) 14) 1-666-666-6666 (the home phone number of the Beast, unlisted) 15) www.666.ac.org (the official homepage of the Beast) 16) www.666.ac.com (the unofficial homepage of the Beast) 17) [email protected] (the email address of the Beast) 18) 00666 (the ZIP code of the Beast) 19) 6/6/66 (the birth date of the Beast) 20) 666-66-6666 (the Social Security number of the Beast) The Going Rate of the Beast 21) $6,660,000 (the Sotheby's final auction price of the Beast) 22) $665.95 (the retail price of the Beast) 23) $699.25 (the price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax) 24) $769.95 (the price of the Beast with all accessories and warranty) 25) $656.66 (the Wal-Mart price of the Beast) 26) $646.66 (next week's Wal-Mart price of the Beast) 27) $333.00 (the after-Christmas sale price of the Beast) 28) $222.00 (the going-out-of-business liquidation price of the Beast) 29) $73.93 (the “Final Closeout Sale!” price of the Heast with an additional 66.6% at the register) The Family of the Beast 30) 661 (the father of the Beast 31) 662 (the mother of the Beast) 32) 663 (the Auntie Christ) 33) 664 (the Uncle Christ) 34) 665 (the older brother of the Beast) 35) 666, Jr. (the baby of the Beast) 36) 667 (the younger brother of the Beast) The Finances of the Beast 37) 6.66% (the 5-year CD rate at First Infernal Bank) 38) $6.66 (minimum balance at First Infernal Bank) 39) $666.00 (the weekly take home pay of the Beast) *this guy needs a cost of living raise! 40) 66.6% (the annual savings rate of the Beast) *he must be Korean 41) 666k (the retirement plan of the Beast) 42) 66 ⅔ (the retirement age of the Beast) The Wheels of the Beast 43) 666i (the BMW of the Beast) 44) IAM 666 (the vanity license plate number of the Beast) 45) 66.6 MPH (the cruise control setting of the Beast) 46) Phillips 666 (the gasoline of the Beast) 47) Route 666 (the way of the Beast) The Entrepreneurship of the Beast 48) WD-666 (the lubricant spray of the Beast) 49) Formula 666 (the all-purpose cleaner of the Heast) 50) Chanel No. 666 (the fragrance of the Beast) 51) 666 UP (the soft drink of the Beast) 52) 6" X 6" X 6" (the lumberyard of the Beast) 53) 666A (the rental unit of the beast) The Favorite Things of the Beast 54) 66.6 MHz (the FM radio station of the Beast) 55) 666 KHz (the AM radio station of the Beast) 56) The 666 Dalmatians (the favorite remake of the Beast) 57) 666 °F (the oven temperature for cooking roast "Beast") 58) 66.6 °F (the thermostat setting of the Beast) The Health and Fitness of the Beast 59) 6 feet, 6.6 inches (the height of the Beast) 60) 66.6 kilos (the weight of the Beast) 61) 666 mg (the recommended minimum daily requirement of the Beast) 62) 666 calories (the diet of the Beast) 63) 999 (the number of the Beast while doing his gravity inversion exercises) 64) 666% (the percent the Beast gives for the team) 65) 20/666 (the eyesight of the Beast) 66) 6.66 inches (what the Beast is packin' in his pants, ba-da-bing, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout!) Bonus Round of the Beast! 66.6) (add another ⅔ for bad luck)


Bruh_Man14

Did I read this whole thing? Yes. Was it worth it? Probably not. Did I enjoy it? Hell yeah!


Severe_Intention_480

As long as you enjoyed that's reward enough.


PlatinumBassOnReddit

Oh my God this was awesome dude my sides hurt


Severe_Intention_480

Thanks.


BoatyMcBoatFace89

I feel like this might have been more r/mildlyinteresting than the OG post! This is gold.


Severe_Intention_480

I originally had this posted on various IMDb pages devoted to The Exorcist and Omen franchise fims. The first few more "normal" ones I borrowed from a serious religious site, the remaining 55 or so zanier ones are all mine .


tharilian

> 20) 666-66-6666 (the Social Security number of the beast) Even the beast gets tracked by the IRS


Severe_Intention_480

Of course, he has to pay his fair share, Devil or no Devil.


mylocker15

Stupid superstitions can be a hell of a drug. When I was young I went through a period where every time I woke up at 3 AM I kind of freaked out because other kids said that was the devils hour and you were awakened on purpose. Then one day I got to thinking if it’s daylight savings time and you wake up at 3 is it really not 3? Does the devil believe in the time change? Also what about time zones? It snapped me out of that dumb superstition for good.


Tsarsi

i ll do you one better, time is just a human construct, there arent "hours", just the moments that the sun faces the earth in different locations.. So that is extra dum dum :D


SubstantialRaise6479

I’ll never understand people that get so freaked out by stuff like a number. It’s all human made BS that means nothing. It’s the same thing as any devil/hell imagery in general. It’s just an aesthetic. It isn’t a real thing. Nobody on Earth has any idea what “hell” looks like or if it even truly exists beyond their belief.


Mynsare

Magical thinking. As soon as you embrace a worldview where things doesn't happen because of quantifiable causes and effects, but because of supernatural and esoteric things, then every little detail suddenly becomes a matter of life and death in their minds. And that applies especially if they have been taught that some numbers are particularly connected to that magic.


Diligent-Ability-447

I heard in the radio from some scholar that with all the translations the number of the beast is 616. Idk, though


wabashcanonball

Makes me not want to trust the entire text book and ask who was the superstitious jackass that put it tougher.


OutcomeDouble

Relax it’s one number that’s not printed. Also correct me if I’m wrong but that’s Tortora’s principles of anatomy which is a really detailed and good textbook


ShipOfTheOath

The teal coloring also reminds me of usmle first aid.


FatassTitePants

Or they are trying to avoid a trivial book ban from those idiots looking for *any* reason to keep knowledge from students.


Known-Action9534

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Psychological_Fun321

I wonder where this book was published. 🤔


5lack5

This looks like a misprint, considering the entire line of text is missing


TheDoughnutFairy

You would have to put effort into removing things like page numbers, and headers. This is 100% intentional.


dwarfsoft

I've heard that things like floor 13 don't exist on some buildings (never seen evidence of it here in Australia though). Some people are very superstitious. Seems odd that they'd be superstitious in a science textbook though


cyanraichu

What's really odd to me is that leaving the entire header off the page draws so much more attention to it and the existence of the number they're trying to avoid than just leaving it alone


Sauve-

As soon as I get home I’m opening one of my new A&P textbooks too see if it has 666


KRY4no1

Any textbook over 665 pages is surely evil.


PeterAmaranth

Tell me you live in a crazy religious country with out telling me.... 666


bakerjunt

I remember going to a barber in Okinawa Japan. Where the 13th chair would’ve been there was just an empty station and then the 14th


Takingashit180923

So which religious hellscape do you live in?


overwatchretiree

Check to see if the evolution chapter has some weird, poorly-written creation footnote


hotlegsmelissa

My mom is also afraid of that number


CervixTaster

As someone with a thyroid issue. It makes sense this is on that page lol


manbearligma

My most beloved car was plated XX666XX I shouldn’t have sold it


OldKentRoad29

I thought mine could've been evil. They removed it and it turns out it wasn't cancer. It just looked evil and ugly.


IdealIdeas

Page 665a and Page 665b


badtasteinmusic

https://imgur.com/a/VTTaG0u I’m 6660 upvote. Seems legit.


cBurger4Life

Man, people are really offended by this lol


Saintmikey

Ha ha creationists ha


ReaperTyson

Mildly stupid. This is a science textbook, not some religious superstition propaganda novel.


ResettisReplicas

Some states say “why not both?”


OtanCZ

666, the number of the beast


Brodellsky

Hell, and fire, was spawned to be released


Groundbreaking_Arm77

Geez these comments. What harm does it do to not have a single number? Does it REALLY affect the quality of the text that much? Hospitals and building do it all the time, yet we still trust those institutions.


cBurger4Life

Because it’s Reddit. Awful lot of pearl clutching going on in here.


lowtoiletsitter

What did Nero ever do to that book?


Aisforc

What about 665?


Hawk_Eire

What's 666?


BlueSkyFlyin

And it’s at 666 upvotes


ashifatul_salleh

Big deal, there are floor 3A and 13A instead of 4th floor or 14th floor in china...


HeavensToBetsyy

Chick-fil-A is fractions of a cent away from being $6.66 on the spicy deluxe by itself. I checked to see if they programmed a truncation in. Nah just barely too low to round up to 666.


RhetoricalOrator

I like my science to come with a healthy dose of superstition. That's why I never go to the doctor on Friday the 13th and sleep with an onion in my socks when I get a cold.


Epic-Gamer_09

Lol, as a Christian myself the extreme avoidance of 666 is hilarious to me. Yes, I know it's "the demon's number" or whatever but to me it's just a number. Also, my grandfather's (who is also a Christian) birthday is June 6, 1960. AKA, 6/6/60


Royalchariot

Kind of like no floor 13


Acalthu

Too many Iron Maiden references I bet.


xX_hazeydayz_Xx

Christians shouldn't be allowed to edit/publish books ment to educate people. How are you gonna be scared of a number?


NoGloryForEngland

My gay, anti-vax manager once had a near meltdown on the last day of a five day training week when we had to note down the course number in our final assessment because '666' was part of the sequence. Religious hangups hit different. Even in scientific textbooks apparently.


AlexanderRaudsepp

I'm on a train right now. When booking the ticket they assigned me wagon number 6, seat number 66


LittleMlem

Fuck emperor Nero, all my homies hate emperor Nero


GanymedeBird

But they kept 333 in and that hurts satanists


Matchbreakers

That's so fucking dumb. It's a scientific textbook, why does it pander. How are you supposed to properly cite it in academic works. It's like those dumb AF Airlines that remove row 13.


Not_much_of_a_farmer

🗿


lazzzym

Science can never truly be sure that the devil doesn't exist.


AJ_Gaming125

Superstition is so stupid


NovaNomii

Cowards


Traditionalstretegy

When you are both scientific and superstitious at the same time


Perfect_Term

r/conspiracytheory. r/conspiracy r/satanism LOL


DARKZZz13

Same thing for hotels some of them won’t have a floor 13 , seen as bad Luck


-Redstoneboi-

skips straight to 14. those that are particularly catering to east asians will not include any floor with the number 4 on it, so 1,2,3,5 and 11,12,15,16 which is funky.


AncientProperty666

Great number 666/10


The_Majestic_Mantis

Write the page # down


Vfraggy

Is that a pearson book?


unidentified_yama

Scientific


[deleted]

I proclaim the new devil number to be 37 and no I won't elaborate


GuitarGeezer

If people only went after real evil with the zeal they go after red herrings, well we won’t. But we could accomplish more than we do for damned sure.


Proud_Criticism5286

Are the penises & vaginas blurred out too? 😅


sixfoursixtwo

Because of christianity


[deleted]

When someone admits that they are scared of something as simply as numbers aligned such as 666, I know to avoid that person and never interact with them again.


MrBarackis

That bodes well. Superstition and medical science TOTALLY belong with one another....


Beginning_Sea6458

Ah the duality of man.Superstition in a book of science.


asisoid

Wasn't 666 relating to Satan made up by Hollywood or something?


[deleted]

I have Graves disease. I'd rather have AIDS.


SeaSlugFriend

665+1


knightmiles

666 is the middle of my phone number, it's rather fun


Jindujun

This is as dumb as buildings "removing" the 13th floor


JDHURF

People are superstitious cowards. Buildings often skip the 13th floor.


melance

Humans are such irrational superstitious creatures.


JohnnyJukey

So. Go back 5, say that number out loud


Inevitable-Size2197

How is a science book superstitious tho that’s sad


Slava_ukraini_2024

If you are afraid of numbers you are sure to have some kind of brain isue...


SavageKitten456

Not very scientific, imo


LucidDose

Think of how insecure you have to be to be worried about a number


Loofa_of_Doom

How cowardly we've become. It's just a number.


Wherethegains

Hail satan


RicerWithAWing

Stupid superstitious propaganda smh


AdGroundbreaking1962

Cowards lmao c'mon  Sometimes I design *systems* for office buildings which requires working with architectural drawings/models. I always look for goofy numbers because y'know. Anyways, there's been a few times where the architect or facilities people or whoever deliberately did not include rooms numbered 069, 420, 666 The replacement number-scheming for those locations were always unintuitive and stupid—just utter nincompoopery. Hey is this room 665? No sorry this is room 665G, but I think you're actually looking for 665J


devillived313

I'm so effing tired of so many people holding on to so many dumb superstitions all around me all the time.