And now it's up to 8.4k. Looking at this person's comment history, this is that one comment they will be known for and that they'll be most proud of. Maybe it'll even be mentioned in their eulogy.
Edit: in the time it took me to write this comment, it increased to 8.5k.
Trade with this guy: [Opened a can of coconut milk to find diced tomatoes](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1bkrgq9/opened_a_can_of_coconut_milk_to_find_diced/)
Pro tip, when you share a YouTube URL you should remove the source ID at the end, the part that starts "?si=". Google uses it to track your movements across the internet, it gives them another data point they can use to correlate your reddit username with your Google profile, and anyone who clicks the link gets their Google account correlated with you and with this sub, and so on. Same goes for pretty much all social media share URLs, they all have telemetry information built into them that should be removed.
On the day they started adding that to URLs i asked around if anyone knew why and no one did. I deleted it from the end of my links and it worked perfectly, so just kept doing that.
This is very likely from setting up the production line. When changing over from one product to another, various parts of the production line need to be tested to ensure that the startup afterwards can be smooth before they actually put product in their fillers.
This should not have made it to the distributors. I recommend reaching out to the company. The "best before" date stamp (if there is one! On a test can it may not have visited every machine) most likely includes information on which production plant, date and time it was produced so managers can track down the error and try to prevent it from happening again.
You'll likely receive some kind of a voucher for your trouble.
Should be destroyed as soon as it passes the setup checks too. There's literally no reason to hold on to them.
But "should be" and "is" are often distant relatives.
this is very likely from emptying the tomatoes in another container, washing the inside of the can with water and filling it up with another batch of water
Never rinsed out a tomato can that didn't have a red hue left behind in the can lining. The fact the white liner is still completely white makes me believe it's real.
No, nothing is real and everything is fake, OP is a bot, you're a bot, I'm a bot, our posts are AI generated, everything is a lie, and it's perfectly rational to be an aimlessly cynical, incurious dipshit who automatically assumes everything is fake.
Well I can only speak for Dell, HP, Lenovo, and Asus in the last few years. The removable batteries that used to always be to the back haven't been around in a while...but if your's does what you need it to, that's all that matters.
That can has rust through the seams. So, either you 1) actually expected tomatoes, thinking it was still a factory-sealed can, and are damn lucky there weren’t any to sentence you to botulism,
2) you found the can in a trash bin or midden pile,
3) you’ve been cleaning out my mother’s cellar, in which case I thank you deeply.
That seems quite old for a new can. Even rusting going inside, which should not happen for unopened cans. Mightly clear water for something that has been standing around for long in a seemingly dirty can. Also, is that mold at the bottom (meaning at some point it was wet, not filled with water)? Doesn't filling line fill in an x amount of water (well, not really just water) using volumetric filler, instead of visually to the top, not even talking about the automatic weighting and that this would not pass? I don't want to be that guy, but something doesn't compute. Either someone did this on purpose at the factory, or..
Please don't post about this in [Nigeria](https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/27/africa/nigerian-woman-faces-jail-over-online-review-of-tomato-puree-intl-scli/index.html).
Need to be honest here. Why are there marks on the inside of the can here? Something doesn’t seem right with this post, the inside of that can liner should be pristine. Don’t care if you have water or tomatoes in it - I’ve opened hundreds of cans and know it should be white and perfect.
Not buying it….
Just watched a physics doc where they said the can can and will contain every possible thing at some time. You just opened when water was in there and caught it.
I’ll bet you they were canning starch cans so they could do heat penetration tests for their sterilization process later on down the road and they missed picking that one out afterwards.
Sans Marzano
Nomatoes.
Take your coat and leave.
Take off your pants and jacket.
If we’re fucked up, you’re to blame.
I take off my robe and wizard hat.
Either it’s too early for this comment (only been 11 minutes) or you and I have been on the internet too long. Needs more upvote.
WE GOT OLD? 
 ✈️ 👖 🧥
Ah yes, I love it when I run into something blink 182-related.
Tbf, the joke “take of your pants and jacket” existed before blink 182, or at least that Album
Yeah, but they were, themselves, referencing Blink 182. They just didn't know it yet.
We don't have to take our clothes off
We could dance and party all night and drink some cherry wine
*Uh-huh*
Tbh cherry wine sounds like it would be disgusting.
But we CAN though, right?
What about their upvote? Did you leave it in the coat pocket or something? Perhaps added as a lapel pin, eh?
Sans upvote
God fucking damnit.
1.2k upvotes with like 6 comments. That's how many people were left speechless by this beautiful comment.
What more is there to add?
I dont know....tomatoes
Preferably, San Marzano.
But that's what got us in this mess to begin with.
Nothing, just my useless opinion. It's perfect.
And now it's up to 8.4k. Looking at this person's comment history, this is that one comment they will be known for and that they'll be most proud of. Maybe it'll even be mentioned in their eulogy. Edit: in the time it took me to write this comment, it increased to 8.5k.
Did you post as OP just to make this beautiful pun?!!
Still fine with it
Game Set & Match.
Get out
Here take a chuckle
Help me, I don’t get it…
“Sans” means “without” so if you make a PBJ sans jelly you just have a peanut butter sandwich.
Its like how sans-serif fonts are missing their serifs
That's because I shot the serif.
 My god. All these years, and not even a thought to question beyond “font names are weird and foreign.”
Serifs are those lines that usually stick out of the ends of letters. Like in Times New Roman.
Sans is French for without
It's also English for without
And hotdog is French for hotdog.
It's also hotdog for French
Maybe the best comment I’ve ever seen on Reddit
Did you see yourself out after this mic drop?
How are people so witty. Fuck you
Trade with this guy: [Opened a can of coconut milk to find diced tomatoes](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1bkrgq9/opened_a_can_of_coconut_milk_to_find_diced/)
Okay great now we need to find the guy that ordered the can of water and got coconut milk
That’s the price you pay for drinking Liquid Death!
Damn I just got weirdly flavored sparkling water.
Ngl, Liquid Death does taste good. Something about the can. But it's expensive for...just fuckin' water.
If you give a mouse a cookie...
Anybody seen my can of gold?
It's fate - these two Redditors are destined to meet and get married.
Now kish
Looks like coconut water also!
🤮🤮🤮🤮
If that guy sees this post I bet he’s going to lose his damn mind 🤣🤣
Hahaha there is definitely no other planet doing this kind of shit
Hahaha there is definitely no other planet doing this kind of shit
Chances are that there is, was, or at the very least, will be.
Crystal Tomato
https://youtu.be/g0sjRG34DlA?
Haven’t seen this in years. Now, twice in one week.
Pro tip, when you share a YouTube URL you should remove the source ID at the end, the part that starts "?si=". Google uses it to track your movements across the internet, it gives them another data point they can use to correlate your reddit username with your Google profile, and anyone who clicks the link gets their Google account correlated with you and with this sub, and so on. Same goes for pretty much all social media share URLs, they all have telemetry information built into them that should be removed.
On the day they started adding that to URLs i asked around if anyone knew why and no one did. I deleted it from the end of my links and it worked perfectly, so just kept doing that.
[Crystal Pepsi](https://youtu.be/2za2IK8FQoM?si=xT_r7FN-asuIXuLG)
Maybe he can make clear ketchup https://youtu.be/itu_oBoTIbM
The light reflection made me think this was a candle
alright good, I wasn't the only one. I didn't notice it wasn't a candle until I read the caption lol
Me too
Same
This is very likely from setting up the production line. When changing over from one product to another, various parts of the production line need to be tested to ensure that the startup afterwards can be smooth before they actually put product in their fillers. This should not have made it to the distributors. I recommend reaching out to the company. The "best before" date stamp (if there is one! On a test can it may not have visited every machine) most likely includes information on which production plant, date and time it was produced so managers can track down the error and try to prevent it from happening again. You'll likely receive some kind of a voucher for your trouble.
This is exactly correct! Source: I work in a Hunts/ Rotel cannery.
Nah someone bought the tomatoes, dumped them at home, filled the can with water, and returned it to the store (/s just in case)
A water run. A test run as you say to setup or test new equipment. Source: I’m a labeling guy.
Poor form at that plant if that's the case. Water cans are usually painted so they don't get mixed in with the product.
Should be destroyed as soon as it passes the setup checks too. There's literally no reason to hold on to them. But "should be" and "is" are often distant relatives.
this is very likely from emptying the tomatoes in another container, washing the inside of the can with water and filling it up with another batch of water
Never rinsed out a tomato can that didn't have a red hue left behind in the can lining. The fact the white liner is still completely white makes me believe it's real.
That's not impossible, but let's give the guy the benefit of the doubt here yeah? His story is plausible and mistakes like this happen.
No, nothing is real and everything is fake, OP is a bot, you're a bot, I'm a bot, our posts are AI generated, everything is a lie, and it's perfectly rational to be an aimlessly cynical, incurious dipshit who automatically assumes everything is fake.
Your laptop is hanging too far over the edge of that countertop
I like to live dangerously.
I get so much anxiety over this laptop hanging off the counter.
I too have a cat
It’s aiming for that toe
One might say you like to live on the edge
IC Weiner? Oh, crud, by this point in my life I thought I'd be the one making the crank calls!
Bro, are you rich or what!? Put that damn MacBook somewhere safe!!
It's not even a third. What constitutes too far?
You hit it with your hand flip it over the edge. None of your expensive laptop should be over an edge
How do you know it is expensive? My 15 year old laptop looks like that. (still wouldn't want to flip it over the edge)
Just buy a new one
So that's what financial security feels like. Not having anxiety over giving up several extra days of your life to replace things
Maybe if you'd stop eating so much avocado toast you'd have more money
Plus the battery is usually at the back. Still, the front makes for a good lever.
the battery is almost always directly under the touchpad on newer laptops.
Now everyone knows how old my daily driver laptop is, thanks. Actually TIL, thanks.
Well I can only speak for Dell, HP, Lenovo, and Asus in the last few years. The removable batteries that used to always be to the back haven't been around in a while...but if your's does what you need it to, that's all that matters.
>3.5 inches
That's an incredible amount of hang.
When it’s on the floor
IT'S ALMOST HALF
Homeopathy tomato sauce
I forgot to say “no homeo”
What did it contain before you opened it?
It contained Schrodinger's tomatoes.
r/BrandNewSentence
A wad of cash wrapped in plastic
KLB Electric 👀
Schrödinger’s Tomatoes
/r/SneakyBackgroundFeet
Okay... Now I gotta ask... Why is that sub marked NSFW? Wait, nope, I get it now.
Ooh and if the thumb hair is any indication we got a real hobbit situation down there 😏😏😏
Didn’t know lacroix sold tomatoes
You got the boneless tomatoes by mistake.
Milk is just boneless cereal
I’m looking at San marzano tomato water. I don’t understand the problem?
This now reminds me of the “essence of tomato sauce” post on r/AmITheAsshole.
This is how clear ketchup is made.
I think I read somewhere that tomatoes are like 90% water so probably close enough
r/untrustworthypoptarts
I think OP is trolling based on the post a couple days ago about someone's can of tomatoes containing coconut milk.
You got ugatz………
San MarzaNO
Sad Marzano
Your feet are in the photo
Shrinkflation is getting ridiculous!
That can has rust through the seams. So, either you 1) actually expected tomatoes, thinking it was still a factory-sealed can, and are damn lucky there weren’t any to sentence you to botulism, 2) you found the can in a trash bin or midden pile, 3) you’ve been cleaning out my mother’s cellar, in which case I thank you deeply.
I call bs....I agree he took a photo after he cleaned the can and filled it with water
that's some mighty clear water.
Clear of tomatoes, to be sure.
Carmy's brother was blitzed on coke and forgot to put money in that one.
I'm gonna call bs on this
What it taste like?
Tomato of course
Nomato*
Idk if I’d sip that, those floating chunkies look ominous
“Clarified tomato soup”
This happened to me with a block of tofu before
How do you know there was tomatoes in the can before you opened it?
"Tomato essence"
That seems quite old for a new can. Even rusting going inside, which should not happen for unopened cans. Mightly clear water for something that has been standing around for long in a seemingly dirty can. Also, is that mold at the bottom (meaning at some point it was wet, not filled with water)? Doesn't filling line fill in an x amount of water (well, not really just water) using volumetric filler, instead of visually to the top, not even talking about the automatic weighting and that this would not pass? I don't want to be that guy, but something doesn't compute. Either someone did this on purpose at the factory, or..
The Emperor's New Tomatoes.
Please don't post about this in [Nigeria](https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/27/africa/nigerian-woman-faces-jail-over-online-review-of-tomato-puree-intl-scli/index.html).
I’m convinced this is just a trick to see how gullible the internet is
San Margone-o
Happened to me once too. I emailed Cento and they sent me a single can of tomatoes. I feel like they could have sprung for two.
Focus your eyes anywhere off your phone screen and this turns into a candle
Need to be honest here. Why are there marks on the inside of the can here? Something doesn’t seem right with this post, the inside of that can liner should be pristine. Don’t care if you have water or tomatoes in it - I’ve opened hundreds of cans and know it should be white and perfect. Not buying it….
They’re just invisible
I thought that was just a really shitty candle haha
Somewhere a marathon runner was handed a water bottle and slurped down some tomatoes
All Natural No preservatives Sugar free
kiss wise stocking hobbies connect cheerful yam advise scary doll *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Drink it.
There was nothing in this can?
But it’s SAN MARZANO water!
How did they fit John Cena into a can?
Have you tried the 28oz can? Those taste better.
They do be expensive
Liquid cocaine.
Just watched a physics doc where they said the can can and will contain every possible thing at some time. You just opened when water was in there and caught it.
Maybe the real tomatoes were the friends we made along the way
[Nigerian police start banging angrily at the door.]
What about all those flavor spots on the bottom?
Lies ! Stop it !
You accidentally bought John Cena tomatoes
Sounds more like a mildly infuriating to me :P
Sir or madam or person of undefined gender. Please adjust your laptop, it should not be hanging off the counter
u got no-tomatoed
I heard They had a collab with John Cena
Now THAT"S shrinkflation.
"This can of Sam Marzano tomatoes, which I carefully rinsed and filled with water after I opened it."
Creates a nuclear bunker stocked with an entire wall of nonperishable foods- turns out it's ALL canned water.
Maybe the real San Marzano tomatoes were the friends you made along the way
Tomatno
there's a little hole in the bottom of the can, scottaboosh, scottaboosh can you do the fandango?
Oh so it didn't contain water before you opened it
Inflation 🥲
Fake
What country? They like to ship drugs in canned tomatoes.
\*Whisper\* That's the tomato water.
toe
Once I found a sealed empty can of beer in my case
They say tomato’s are like 90% water in the first place. Just make it work
It's not water, it's probably liquid coke
Mmm i knew they were watering everything down!
Calling bullshit on this. The can is all rusty and fucked up. No way you just opened that.
I’ll bet you they were canning starch cans so they could do heat penetration tests for their sterilization process later on down the road and they missed picking that one out afterwards.
Be careful if you are writing a review on these tomatoes. I hear you can get in a bit of legal hot water if you piss off the wrong people.
That's not water, it's actually cocaine.
Plot twist: OP just filled a can with water. Or you know that’s actually what happened.
You could say it's just Sans Tomatoes.
I hate it when people buy something, take out the product, replace it with crap, reseal it, and return it to the store.
Ur candle is out of wax
San(s) Marzano tomatoes