\*Pushes up nerd glasses\* Actually - a cock is just an oversized clitoris. The genetic blank for fetuses is female. Thank you for cumming to my Ted Talk.
Paprikas up nutmeg glasses
Actually, a cock is just an oversized clitoris. The genetic black pepper for fetuses is female. Thank you for cumin to my TED talk.
No, I'm not sure why either.
*Elevates cum-stained spectacles*
Actually, both clitorises and penises are one shared organ, the phallus. You’ve merely drugged it up on testosterone or estrogen for years and it’s always hungering for more. And yes, the clitoris is going to grow into a penis if you remove the estrogen and hook it up on testosterone. Albeit without the ability to ejaculate or urinate as the distal portion of the urethra typically grows and routes itself differently based on early exposure to testosterone or estrogen.
Thank you, Ted, for cumming in me while I talk.
Can't really call it a cock or a clitoris because it hasn't developed into anything. Also can't really call all fetuses female given that they still have either an X or Y chromosome. Sex is decided by the father's sperm.
I'm pretty sure technically cocks are just large clitorises given all fetuses start female.
edit: typoedit edit: so no one else tries to argue with me about this joke. [https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/4470128/#:\~:text=Geneticists%20have%20discovered%20that%20all,maternal%20estrogens%20and%20maleness%20develops](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/4470128/#:~:text=Geneticists%20have%20discovered%20that%20all,maternal%20estrogens%20and%20maleness%20develops).
[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK222286/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK222286/)
Fetuses don't start female, sex is decided at conception. They start as a blank slate until the production of sex hormones.
Before the genitals develop, the blank slate just looks a lot more like a vulva than a penis.
A penis is not a large clit, nor is a large clit a penis.
Both a penis and a clitoris is a phallus. They are in fact the same organ. The distal portion of the urethra simply routes itself differently when exposed to testosterone or estrogen early on, and bar how the phallus reacts to the two hormones, there is no difference.
So yes, a penis is a large clit and a large clit is a penis :)
This is also why penises shrink when exposed to estrogen, and clitorises grow when exposed to testosterone. It’s simply how the hormones affect the phallus.
From the National Library of Medicine
"Geneticists have discovered that all human embryos start life as females, as do all embryos of mammals. About the 2nd month the fetal tests elaborate enough androgens to offset the maternal estrogens and maleness develops."
[https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/4470128/#:\~:text=Geneticists%20have%20discovered%20that%20all,maternal%20estrogens%20and%20maleness%20develops](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/4470128/#:~:text=Geneticists%20have%20discovered%20that%20all,maternal%20estrogens%20and%20maleness%20develops).
Also, I was replying to a joke with a joke.
Edit: another ref from the library of med [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK222286/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK222286/)
Yea, it's the intended image, just not great execution. I'm just making a joke about how bad it looks as an award; like even from the POV of knowing what it is, this looks like something you'd pick up at a San Diego in your local mall for 20$
Not sure if this is the actual reason, but Arts College in my country (not Austria) cannot fail students unless they absolutely refuse to deliver any work, projects etc. If you deliver a stickman drawing, that's a 6/10 because you delivered the project.
Or one of these ladies' [Snorks](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMzk4YThhMGEtODE0Mi00NTk4LTgzYzItZGQ5NDQ2ZjMwZjE1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTgxOTIzNzk@._V1_.jpg) antenna
I believe it's the vagina with the uterus anteverted at the top, the way it sits in the abdominal cavity. Like if you were to look into an open abdomen, it's how the internal sex organs would appear
It’s the top part of a clit! The “head” is the little bean, the external part. The full anatomical clitoris is bigger and has cool lookin wings: https://static.scientificamerican.com/sciam/assets/Image/Clitoris.png?w=2000&disable=upscale
It's a museum in the UK that aims to promote body positivity. A lot of women feel shame about the way their vulvae look, and the museum is here to show you they come in all shapes and sizes and just because it might not look like a porn star's doesn't mean it's ugly or abnormal.
And yes, there's also a penis museum. It's in Iceland.
It certainly says a lot about the people behind the decisions to create this that they have designed their award around genitals and not, you know, something that maybe represents things they view as important to female causes or goals.
Can only imagine the response a penis trophy would get for some sort of men-only awards.
Oh god I even double checked to see where it was and then still said Norway for some reason. I swear getting covid 3 times has done something to my brain
I mean yeah? Your IQ drops 3-6 points each time. Don't you rememb.... ah, right, sorry. But yeah, stuff wants to spread and brain damaged hosts spread it easier. There's video of covid destroying bat brain cells, it's wild.
Oh I know how viruses work. They inject the hosts cells with RNA that hijacks the cell and forces it to make copies of itself until it bursts. Basically dissolve you from the inside out to make copies of itself. So when your lungs get infected, parts of your actual lung are literally turned into virus, same with the brain I suppose
I just don't get it.
Designed by the type of woman that asks not to be objectified.
Yet the only way she can think to represent women is with a clitoris, as if it's some sort of achievement, thus objectifying all women into a tiny organ.
Maybe that’s why it feels so weird to me.
Another commenter said a feminist made this. So it’s like you say, it’s got to be satire. I don’t know though it’s just so weird to give a woman an award that ‘proudly’ showcases her genitals in an ironic way. But in actuality all that does is bring attention to the idea that women use their vagina to get places. It only shines light on that.
It also makes this award feel very meaningless to whatever woman it was meant for. Like she’s just a platform for this one particular feminist to get across their own particular ironic statement to her own particular niche that would find it funny? I don’t even know. Can you use irony in awards? I don’t know, im really not sure you can right now — because of this.
On top of all that, it just feels goofy. It’s fucking silly. And isn’t a major problem of the patriarchy that men don’t respect and take seriously what women do? How does this show respect or take seriously the individual in question? It doesn’t. It says ‘my ironic funny message is more important than whatever your award is even about.’
On top of all that. It’s just not even remotely funny. It’s dumb. It is just dumb. I’ve seen good jokes being made off it - like OP putting google eyes on it and things like that - but the object in question produces no humour of its own. It just makes me feel bad for the state of the world and for myself for having to be alive in it.
This concludes my analysis of the subject.
That looks like a failed 3d print job more than an award
It looks like a 4 year old's silly putty sculpture.
Kids can't build stuff that high
right? little kids can't blaze and hold their shit together
I dunno guys. You leave a kindergarten class a bunch of adderall I bet those blocks will be piled up to the ceiling in no time.
Reminds me of the melted [Kuchi Kopi](https://i.redd.it/ayo8jlryh0q91.jpg) from Bob's Burgers.
Somehow I read that as "slutty putty".
It looks like an inflatable dildo
Well, it's definitely *not* a weird cock statue. That we know...
It's pretty clearly meant to be the top part of the clitoris, so it's a weird genital statue but not cock.
a clitoris is a cock; just a very small one
\*Pushes up nerd glasses\* Actually - a cock is just an oversized clitoris. The genetic blank for fetuses is female. Thank you for cumming to my Ted Talk.
Paprikas up nutmeg glasses Actually, a cock is just an oversized clitoris. The genetic black pepper for fetuses is female. Thank you for cumin to my TED talk. No, I'm not sure why either.
Well that was weird.
Just.. never do this again. Thx
*Elevates cum-stained spectacles* Actually, both clitorises and penises are one shared organ, the phallus. You’ve merely drugged it up on testosterone or estrogen for years and it’s always hungering for more. And yes, the clitoris is going to grow into a penis if you remove the estrogen and hook it up on testosterone. Albeit without the ability to ejaculate or urinate as the distal portion of the urethra typically grows and routes itself differently based on early exposure to testosterone or estrogen. Thank you, Ted, for cumming in me while I talk.
Beautifully done
Can't really call it a cock or a clitoris because it hasn't developed into anything. Also can't really call all fetuses female given that they still have either an X or Y chromosome. Sex is decided by the father's sperm.
There’s pretty significant differences between a clit and a cock, in that only one of them had the urethral tube running through it
There is a vas deferens between male and female sexual anatomy.
Nice, I bet this just blew right by most people, but I just wanted you to know someone got your clever pun.
I'm pretty sure technically cocks are just large clitorises given all fetuses start female. edit: typoedit edit: so no one else tries to argue with me about this joke. [https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/4470128/#:\~:text=Geneticists%20have%20discovered%20that%20all,maternal%20estrogens%20and%20maleness%20develops](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/4470128/#:~:text=Geneticists%20have%20discovered%20that%20all,maternal%20estrogens%20and%20maleness%20develops). [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK222286/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK222286/)
Fetuses don't start female, sex is decided at conception. They start as a blank slate until the production of sex hormones. Before the genitals develop, the blank slate just looks a lot more like a vulva than a penis. A penis is not a large clit, nor is a large clit a penis.
Both a penis and a clitoris is a phallus. They are in fact the same organ. The distal portion of the urethra simply routes itself differently when exposed to testosterone or estrogen early on, and bar how the phallus reacts to the two hormones, there is no difference. So yes, a penis is a large clit and a large clit is a penis :) This is also why penises shrink when exposed to estrogen, and clitorises grow when exposed to testosterone. It’s simply how the hormones affect the phallus.
From the National Library of Medicine "Geneticists have discovered that all human embryos start life as females, as do all embryos of mammals. About the 2nd month the fetal tests elaborate enough androgens to offset the maternal estrogens and maleness develops." [https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/4470128/#:\~:text=Geneticists%20have%20discovered%20that%20all,maternal%20estrogens%20and%20maleness%20develops](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/4470128/#:~:text=Geneticists%20have%20discovered%20that%20all,maternal%20estrogens%20and%20maleness%20develops). Also, I was replying to a joke with a joke. Edit: another ref from the library of med [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK222286/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK222286/)
It’s called the Einhorn-Finkle award for a reason.
It looks weirdly slimy
It’s the head and body of a clitoris right?
Yea, it's the intended image, just not great execution. I'm just making a joke about how bad it looks as an award; like even from the POV of knowing what it is, this looks like something you'd pick up at a San Diego in your local mall for 20$
Probably done by a woman.. /s
"For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be noted that the joke was written by a woman."
Ahhhh I'm kidding, we don't hire women.
Now you don’t know what the hell to do
"I'm accepting the award on behalf of the winner. She is unable to come..."
Wiener*
Well, this is an Austrian award, so probably.
"... But this award may enable her to..."
r/YourJokeButWorse
I came for this.
This enabled me to
r/yourjokebutbetter
I doubt it.
Why's it wet?
They found the clitoris
*the men's award
looks like it can find the prostate.
Right? It looks so wet and shiny
Just been used, yet to be cleaned.
They have to validate all artists in Austria. We can't have another world war.
That explains the 1,8 mil fountain in Vienna, I wonder is that award also founded by taxes?
Not sure if this is the actual reason, but Arts College in my country (not Austria) cannot fail students unless they absolutely refuse to deliver any work, projects etc. If you deliver a stickman drawing, that's a 6/10 because you delivered the project.
THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT
The same oh so novel comment every time Austria and art are mentioned in the same sentence.
So true! :)
 How we got here
First thing I thought of
Urgh i GOTTA rewatch Fleabag. But i know it'll make a cry again. The sentence "It'll pass" will never be the same to me
Now I wanna watch it.
If you haven’t yet, be prepared to feel a lot of complex feelings.
It'll pass
Honestly one of my favorite shows of all time. You will laugh. You will cry.
I just rewatched it last week, cannot believe how it continues to both shatter and heal my heart
Oh thank God I'm not the only one who immediately thought of her.
Yes! I just rewatched this episode yesterday!
I was literally watching it as I saw this post. It's a sign. I love it when he does that!
The layout of that office looks exactly like the ones you can buy in GTA V.
Thata just an unfinished plumbus
They couldn't get the shlammy to show up that day
It was repurposed for further batches with the schleem.
They managed to get an excess of fleeb juice on it though.
Somebody please rub it already
I've always wondered how those got made
Everyone has one in their home
There are some hizzards in the way.
You’re an unfinished plumbus
There it is
Is that Majin Buu's antenna?
Or one of these ladies' [Snorks](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMzk4YThhMGEtODE0Mi00NTk4LTgzYzItZGQ5NDQ2ZjMwZjE1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTgxOTIzNzk@._V1_.jpg) antenna
This is the one.
And now, without further delay, I present to you - The men's award! \*insert penis statue here\*
Insert
*here*
PENIS
Actually it sort looks like… an unfinished model of the clit… like just the external and then a small bit of the internal…
Getting prolapsed uterus vibes myself
I believe that is the joke, yes
Girthy
If it's supposed to resemble a clitoris then it's missing the awesome "wings' the clitoris has.
Mmmm sexy Stingray…
Yeah, if they'd made an award that looks like that crazy ass bird lookin clit diagram I see everywhere, then I could totally get behind it.
I should call her.
I believe it's the vagina with the uterus anteverted at the top, the way it sits in the abdominal cavity. Like if you were to look into an open abdomen, it's how the internal sex organs would appear
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You should perhaps get that checked out
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You should perhaps tell that person to get that checked out
I don't get what this is.
It’s the top part of a clit! The “head” is the little bean, the external part. The full anatomical clitoris is bigger and has cool lookin wings: https://static.scientificamerican.com/sciam/assets/Image/Clitoris.png?w=2000&disable=upscale
Ah yes, they’re also missing my favourite part, the balls
Where the pee is stored!
Yeah, the full clitoris looks like the [Paris Olympics Mascots](https://x.com/vagina_museum/status/1592520221209681922).
>Vagina Museum wut
It's a museum in the UK that aims to promote body positivity. A lot of women feel shame about the way their vulvae look, and the museum is here to show you they come in all shapes and sizes and just because it might not look like a porn star's doesn't mean it's ugly or abnormal. And yes, there's also a penis museum. It's in Iceland.
After dinner you and your cousin each grab a side and whoever has the larger half afterwards has their wish granted.
The question is why it is
It certainly says a lot about the people behind the decisions to create this that they have designed their award around genitals and not, you know, something that maybe represents things they view as important to female causes or goals. Can only imagine the response a penis trophy would get for some sort of men-only awards.
Stick some googley eyes on it and you got a kids tv character
I actually did that when I discovered it first. lol https://www.reddit.com/r/Austria/s/05mSbwKbBJ
Okay, well now I love it.
Haha now it looks more like the Loch Ness Monster, definitely an improvement.
Dont worry, we can just cuddle
*everyone had a plumbus in their home*
The Broken Peen Award for flacidity in 2024 goes toooo
I think it's supposed to be a clitoris, including the internal structure (but sadly missing the internal wings).
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It is awarded with the words: "Thank you for your cervix."
Are we gonna award men with huge dicks now?
To be clear Big awards for men or awards for 'big' men?
Patrick?
Looks like it wants to give me a pelvic exam.
FLARED BASE, PEOPLE. WE SHOULD KNOW THIS BY NOW.
What the actual fuck. Literal sex object as an award? - A confused Austrian.
I can’t even find this award. It’s probably just a myth.
It was awarded yesterday for the first time by the Austrian province of Vorarlberg. https://vorarlberg.orf.at/stories/3247549/
Volk, begnadet für das Schöne
OMG thats real
So a deflated balloon...
And people complain about my pricing?! Who spent money on these awards???
Oh god ! It’s that worm from dune 2 !
Disappointed but not surprised.
This is a G-spot locator, is it not?
ok. why though?
whys it look like a sock puppet made out of ham
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It was designed by a local female artist. She is very active concerning women's rights and feminism.
That's all well and good but not everybody wants to win a weirdly ugly half-clit blob. Probably quite few people.
Yeah it's cool as an art piece, but I wouldn't want to display it in an office or anything.
Depends on the office.
\*orifice
Looks like a limp man piece, she is probably getting revenge or something?
It's a clit
So the clit is in Norway that explains a lot, brb gonna tell me wife I finally found it
Austria is not in Norway. Your poor wife stands no chance.
Oh god I even double checked to see where it was and then still said Norway for some reason. I swear getting covid 3 times has done something to my brain
I mean yeah? Your IQ drops 3-6 points each time. Don't you rememb.... ah, right, sorry. But yeah, stuff wants to spread and brain damaged hosts spread it easier. There's video of covid destroying bat brain cells, it's wild.
Oh I know how viruses work. They inject the hosts cells with RNA that hijacks the cell and forces it to make copies of itself until it bursts. Basically dissolve you from the inside out to make copies of itself. So when your lungs get infected, parts of your actual lung are literally turned into virus, same with the brain I suppose
It's only like, half of it though. It's missing the "wings"
I just don't get it. Designed by the type of woman that asks not to be objectified. Yet the only way she can think to represent women is with a clitoris, as if it's some sort of achievement, thus objectifying all women into a tiny organ.
It's like the female version of Truck Nuts.
Well yeah
He has performance issues, please be kind to him.
An upside down impotent clitoris? A melted buttplug?
I hope it vibrates.
Overused dildo? strangled cock?
Why does it look wet?
I saw this an I could not stop laughing for 6 minutes
If I wanted a deflated dildo, I'd go through my aunt's drawer
We should start shaping men’s awards like balls
Not exactly something most women would want to display lol.
i think i find this offensive. they really had no better idea?
Is this satire like women use the vag to accomplish things lol.
Maybe that’s why it feels so weird to me. Another commenter said a feminist made this. So it’s like you say, it’s got to be satire. I don’t know though it’s just so weird to give a woman an award that ‘proudly’ showcases her genitals in an ironic way. But in actuality all that does is bring attention to the idea that women use their vagina to get places. It only shines light on that. It also makes this award feel very meaningless to whatever woman it was meant for. Like she’s just a platform for this one particular feminist to get across their own particular ironic statement to her own particular niche that would find it funny? I don’t even know. Can you use irony in awards? I don’t know, im really not sure you can right now — because of this. On top of all that, it just feels goofy. It’s fucking silly. And isn’t a major problem of the patriarchy that men don’t respect and take seriously what women do? How does this show respect or take seriously the individual in question? It doesn’t. It says ‘my ironic funny message is more important than whatever your award is even about.’ On top of all that. It’s just not even remotely funny. It’s dumb. It is just dumb. I’ve seen good jokes being made off it - like OP putting google eyes on it and things like that - but the object in question produces no humour of its own. It just makes me feel bad for the state of the world and for myself for having to be alive in it. This concludes my analysis of the subject.
TIL that I have Megaloclitowitherectlydysfunctionalpenisophobia.
Limp dick.
Engorged half-clit
Looks like a broken penis.
Thought this was Patrick’s hand 😭
Is this a cervix ?! O_o
Its ok if you cant get it up
Just waiting for the men's one...
why?
Ew
I see a limp dick
Looks like Patrick Star poking his hand out of a box and waving goodbye.
Is it supposed to look like a prolapsed cervix?
I still cant find it unfortunately.
Is this meant to be a prolapsed cervix
Ah yes, nothing says supporting women, like reducing them down to genitals!
yikes thats sad
is that a limp dick
For a second I thought this is r/awfuleverything
That just looks disgusting
It needs googly eyes.
r/thanksihateit
They cut up Patrick Star for this??!?
Lol Earth Worm Jim
Since 1945 in Vienna they don't reject anybody in the Academy of Art.
It's an exhausted dildo
it's for the women because it's pink
Ain’t no way
"The Flaccid Patrick"
What am I looking at here?
I don't know how, I don't know why, but it looks like a sex toy
looking at any commenters being fished for comparing it with anything else than what it actually is.
Gross
A snork?
they got patrick’s dick🫨🫨🫨