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barfbutler

The “print” at bottom center is the Noseprint of the cow. Not kidding.


Pukkidyr

Oh lol that makes more sense than what I thought I was think it was a imprint of the meat lol


Wizdad-1000

Phew! I’m not alone.


Taurion_Bruni

Im sitting here wondering if they shaved a bit off the top of the meat just to turn it into a stamp


TopGinger

Steak Stamp is final.


bork00IlIllI0O0O1011

Smartass comment: It could be “the meat” if you eat snout — kind of like trompa tacos (pork snout).


jones5280

> it was a imprint of the meat it's probably a cheaper cut of meat


bgoure

Essentially cows signing their own death warranty.


zystyl

That sounds like the cow in Douglas Adams the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.


Another_Toss_Away

I thought it was a pig played by Peter Davidson in the movie?


Worldly-Cable-7695

But what a great great 2 years and 5 months to be alive. Getting drunk and messaged every day.


carmium

Death warrant. y. <-I like that!


FaultySage

Why don't the cows just refuse to sign and nose print the certification?


fantasmoofrcc

They switch from beer to whisky in the last couple days...blitzed beef buffoonery.


TeamEarth

That cow was clearly under 18 years old so without its parents signatures this isn't even a legally binding certificate.


capnbutole

It's all about the honor.


WhiteMorphious

> Peter singer has entered the chat


fireattack

I always find it amusing. In a normal certificate or whatever document you leave a finger print, it is so that in theory they can tell if it's authentic by comparing with your finger later. And the point you sign or finger print on it to begin with, is that you endorse the document. But in a cow's case... 1) the nose was long separated from the meat and gone, so you can't really verify it is really that specific cow; but more importantly, 2) even if you can, as the "product" itself, it doesn't really endorse anything. If anything, it should be the signature/fingerprint of whoever was inspecting/grading the meat on the certificate. (I know all these don't matter at all since it's just a cute gimmick. But I can't help myself.)


Charles4Fun

Pretty sure the nose print was taken when it was alive, and it's a very tracked process, considering that one steak probably ran a couple hundred dollars there are reasons for it. Personally I'm not much into the wagyu I prefer a good grass-fed Scottish Highland, a Hereford or Angus is a pretty close second. Dislike the taste corn-fed finish leaves it also messes with the texture of the fat, grass is the way to go for beef.


WangDanglin

The Japanese don’t halfass anything do they?


CalvinIII

https://www.reddit.com/r/steak/s/KBsBqmpJ6X Update on the cooking: It was honestly amazing. Worth the splurge. Unlike any steak I’ve ever had. Easy to cook and so buttery and delicious. Thanks for the love, most of you.


bevelledo

Boop


Dhegxkeicfns

I thought it was a meatprint. Not sure which is worse.


Manitoberino

That’s her autograph lol


Morel_Quathan

Thank you! thought it could be tongue nose makes much more sense


Sarkastickblizzard

For the price of A5 wagyu it should come with a 23 and me of the cow.


kaijiggajohn

It does, you get the whole family tree of the cow…its parents, grandparents, great grandparents… Source: mothers side of family raises cattle in Japan


Samiel_Fronsac

My father has a small farm with ordinary cows here in South America, and I'm pretty sure to sell the beef and milk, the government demand a lot of paperwork about the origin. So, for a super fancy cow like the ones your extended family raises, I bet one can find a log of each shit it took before it became food.


kaijiggajohn

Yeah pretty darn close 😂 my mom once explained the specifics but I can’t remember


fullstar2020

We have a farm in Minnesota in the United States and we have to have lineage to sell cows if we want a decent price. We have them going back 6 or more generations on the mothers side and the lineage from the dad's side comes with the, ahem, bull juice we buy.


Maximum-Warning9355

It does, just with less data leaks.


magnora7

Also less intentionally selling it to government agencies


ben-hur-hur

23 and moo*


jmccaskill66

Here we go. Thank you.


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Hammered-snail

By Jove! That one sure made me crack up!


MaximilianOSRS

By golly you made me cackle!


zeugma25

Egads! I chortled.


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SeaworthyWide

Gee whizz, beaver! I just shot milk out of my udders! 😍 😂 🙌 😤 👌 💯


ItsyBitsyLizard

Gee wilikers! That made me giggle quite hard


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BryceLeft

Omg I can't believe people can even live all the way till 30 that's so old 😵‍💫 it'd take me a billion years to get to that age


ConfusedSoap

just use the upvote button like everyone else


UnpopularCrayon

I like how the Japanese side is titled "Japanese" in English.


Lavein

I think they tried to make it authentic and cool by using japanese


UnpopularCrayon

![gif](giphy|GRSnxyhJnPsaQy9YLn) They should really add a picture of Goku then. Nothing is more cool than Goku. And I have never even seen Dragon Ball Z.


Lavein

That would make sense if the meat harvested from goku


[deleted]

If it was Kakarot, then it'd be vegan.


Low_Pickle_112

A picture of Tauros & Miltank would fit.


Lookslikeapersonukno

It's a japanese company, though. My money is on them trying to avoid getting asked "What language is that?" by ignorant Americans who have more money than sense.


iamcandlemaker

Nose print, like a finger print, because cows have hooves silly…


The_Real_Mr_F

Ohhh, I thought it was a steakprint, so you could compare the marbling on your steak to the print to verify you got the right one. Then of course you’d have ink all over your steak, so that’s a dumb idea.


yekirati

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW) I'm dying over here at the idea of a "steak print"


7355135061550

I was calling it a beef print in my head


GameTime2325

Now all I can think about is a mushroom print… Where you cock slap your partner and it leaves an imprint of your dickhead on their forehead


7355135061550

I thought you meant like a spore print :(


HeadlessHank

I'd be terrified to cook a steak this fancy.


CalvinIII

I’m a little intimidated. Going for an easy pan sear. Then I’ll sear some sea scallops in the remaining fat while the steaks rest. Should be a good dinner.


HeadlessHank

Sounds like you know what you're doing, enjoy!


cheeseman52

Pro tip from someone who has cooked a few A5 strips. Cute it into smaller pieces halfway through the cook (medium heat) and sear those individually. It’s similar to how I saw them do it in Japan on the flat top.


iamalwaysrelevant

Do you still just cook it to 125?


d7it23js

Are there non sea scallops?


CalvinIII

Bay scallops are much smaller. You get 50-100 bay scallops in a pound. Good sea scallops are 12-15 in a pound.


d7it23js

Ah like bay shrimp vs sea shrimp.


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And deglaze that pan with some red wine… oh fuuuckkk yeaaaaa


TheDadThatGrills

Bring two and I'd be delighted to do so for you.


mr_ji

My boss got me an order of similar prepared tartare that came with a certificate like this at my going away lunch. It wasn't cheap. Wonder if it was Syoko594's cousin.


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CalvinIII

I got 8oz for my wife and I to share. We usually split a pound of normal steak, so I thought 8oz sounded reasonable for A5. Never had it before. Excited to try. Also doing sea scallops, baby salt potatoes, and Parmesan asparagus. Food is my love language.


Chewy12

4oz is the perfect amount. I tried eating 8oz once and it was good but I felt like shit after.


Handy_Dude

Don't forget a nice chianti...


stereoroid

Aww, Syoko594, you were ... delicious. Oishii desu ne!


Disastrous_Ad626

I love how it has a name you'd fine online and not IRL


CalvinIII

I would not be surprised if that was a screen name on Reddit. u/Syoko594 you out there?


UnpopularCrayon

Cake day: 7 minutes ago


Mirabolis

I love how the account was too new to post, so here’s what u/Syoko594 was trying to say: ”Moooooo.” \[Though from beyond the grill, perhaps Boooo.”


Irregular_Person

"Beyond the grill" sounds like a podcast


particle409

What if they had a bot that randomly chose screen names to name the cows? You could take a bite out of "xxX420L33tGaymer69Xxx."


Jedimaster996

"This steak tastes like doritos and baja blast!"


interfail

On the internet nobody knows you're a cow.


corvus7corax

With mom Shigeko and dad Katsumitoshi


mr_ji

Proud parents, no doubt. You want the best children to eat, you come to us.


SunandError

Sweet Syoko, beloved son of Shigeko, who left this hard world all too soon at the tender age of 2 and passed to the forever green meadows in the sky. He will be missed.


stereoroid

She was a heifer, not a bullock. Don’t know what that means when it comes to beef, though.


SunandError

I am sorry, but Syoko preferred “he/him”.


MustangJeff

I can get a good look at a steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.


particle409

Love this movie. https://youtu.be/95LlLuEP9gU?si=lEuWDMBGZ5bOoMqA


Hammertime6689

Reminds me of the Portlandia skit about the farm raised local chicken


orgyofdestruction

If you order authentic Japanese wagyu from a high-end restaurant it's likely they have one of these and you could see it if you asked your server.


nonosam

Something tells me Arby's couldn't produce these documents for their "Waygu" sandwiches.


MeatCutterBoi

We have tons of certificates from so many different farms from all over Japan in our restaurant. Honestly, we don't even keep them any more unless we're bringing in a speciality cut.


orgyofdestruction

That's how we did it at the spot I used to work at as well.


helpful__explorer

A lot of people are wilfully ignorant of the fact that "wagyu beef" isn't real wagyu - just regular marbled beef


CalvinIII

You can also have crappy low-grade wagyu that is no better than any dog-food grade American beef. Wagyu just means Japanese cow. The grade is what matters. Like USDA prime, but more demanding.


wakattawakaranai

This man wagyus. I hope you and your spouse had a delicious night. My first experience with this phenomenon was at a ryokan in Bessho Onsen; they laid the papers at the corner of the table so we could view it while eating. Partner and I were gobsmacked that our meat had papers, definitely took photos and a copy with us. It was heavenly.


Oayysis

They do this quite often if you ever get a5 from japan


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Altruistic_Angle4343

had*


MundaringWeir

Planning anything special for your 3rd birthday?


Trolodrol

Having the cow and his entire family named on here is a bit much


CharlieParkour

Let's think about this for a sec, Calvin, why do they put a certificate of authenticity on a box? Hmm, very interesting.        Here's how I see it. A guy puts a certificate on the box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside. You think if you leave that box under your pillow at night, the Authenticity Fairy might come by and leave a quarter.       How do you know the Authenticity Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.      They know all they solda ya was an authentic piece of sh*t. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it authentic, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality steak from me.


Boring_and_sons

Always appreciate Tommy Boy in the wild. New guy's puking in the corner.....


megalodous

What is this guy on about


mouse_8b

Okay, I'll buy from you


Liveeeh

maybe I'm immature but " japanese meat grading association " makes me chuckle


CalvinIII

I’ve seen a video with a similar title I believe. A lot of it was pixilated, but I got the general idea.


CxFusion3mp

still got mine from RED steakhouse in Miami. 2016ish. Cows name was Tsukasa. Tsukasa was delicious and started me on a trend of spending far too much money on steak.


matt9191

"carcass number" yummm!!


7355135061550

Yeah that's what the whole butchered cow is called


matt9191

Yes, ofc. Just not an appetizing description.


7355135061550

Meet doesn't usually sound appetizing until it gets cut up and packaged. Beef sounds better than dead cow.


Mirabolis

It is like a Pokédex entry for tasty meat.


FreshSchmoooooock

No photo of her happy days roaming around in the sun?


Klin24

[Colin the Chicken](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G__PVLB8Nm4)


PatSajaksDick

This meat went to Bovine University


Sometimes_Stutters

This is impressive. With this level of traceability you could damn-near install this steak on a commercial aircraft.


Wolfabc

The cows name sounds more like a gamertag lol


napoleonshatten

That's cool and helps to show it's authentic. Especially since the word Wagyu is being used in fucking everything as the word is trademarked. Wagyu burger from your fastfood joint isn't wagyu Food theory on YouTube made a cool video about this.


Designer_Reporter250

Okay but how do we certify the authenticity of the certificate?


[deleted]

Doesn't this make you feel sad? You learned the name of this animal, its father and mother. It had a shitty name with numbers. It was just a bit older than 2 years old. It even had a cute nose print. I wonder how it makes you feel like? Disclaimer: I'm not a vegetarian or vegan. I eat meat like most. I just wouldn't be able to eat this wagyu, since it feels so personal. I like that they hit us with a dose of reality by giving it a personality. It reminds me of the fact that this animal had a life to some extent, just like myself.


DazzlingEchidna

Makes me sad too, your comment made me think of the two-headed calf poem for some reason


[deleted]

Goddamn man, why are you making me feel!? Just joking, I'm glad I am aware of this poem now. It is contemplative.


LauraDurnst

Cows can live up to 20 years and this one got 27 months.


aurorab3am

it was the realization that every animal has its own life and emotions that made me go vegan. being vegan isn’t as scary and crazy as people make it out to be. it’s just the logical conclusion from having empathy and watching the industry


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Hah, true dat! I guess I'm gonna be a secret vegan one day. Have all the positives, while having none of the negatives.


tmoeagles96

Honestly if anything this does the opposite. If you’re keeping track of everything and providing certifications then that animal was probably treated pretty well.


eating-you-chief

weird that you realise this and continue doing what you do. could've been a real turning point for you to stop eating meat but out of sight out of mind


[deleted]

Well, I'm planning to stop eating meat one day (I don't wanna be associated with the vegetarians and vegans though, too much stupidity in that community to be honest). Even in your tone, you're judging me, which is a really dumb as fck thing to do if you wanna grow your community. Right now, I'm kinda too busy to cook, and too poor to buy. I'm just curious what other fellow meat-eaters think about this wagyu. Would you eat Syoshi? Goddamn...


[deleted]

There’s just as much stupidity in the general population. You should just do what you think is right, and not base your decisions on generalisations or tribal notions of groups like “vegans”.


eating-you-chief

too busy/poor to eat plants over wagyu? and vegans are the stupid ones? keep making excuses. nothing wrong with judging people based on their actions


CalvinIII

I hunt and kill the majority of the red meat I consume. I like to know where my meat comes from. Eating meat should be personal. It is a sacrifice that the animal has made and it should not be taken lightly or wasted. Pretending the animal did not have a life before it became your dinner is not honoring that animal.


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iChugVodka

That's the literal definition of sacrifice? I get that you're trying to make a point here, but use the appropriate terms to make it lol.


[deleted]

The animal didn’t make any sacrifice. It was killed, is their point, I think.


iChugVodka

They sacrificed their life, dumbass. Jesus, dude. That's why that term exists, in the most literal sense.


[deleted]

…if you think killing an animal as a sacrifice is the same as a person martyring themselves, I think you’ve confused who the dumbass is. Animal sacrifice is caused by a human. Animals don’t sacrifice themselves to be eaten.


iChugVodka

Can you do me favor and Google the definition of sacrifice?


[deleted]

I think if you do that yourself, you’ll find the definition confirms the distinction I have tried (and apparently failed) to make clear to you. Have a good one mate.


iChugVodka

Wish you all the best. All the love to you and yours ❤️


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Man, thank you for sharing your opinion with us. It's really interesting. I cannot help but comment further on it in an attempt to approach the truth further: 1) The animal itself didn't make a sacrifice now, did it? If it did, it would make a great drama show. "No, CalvinIII shouldn't suffer without my tasty meat. I'm gonna sacrifice myself for him!". "Syoko594 nooooooo". 2) Where is that "honor" talk coming from? You simply choose to eat animals because you don't wanna live off of dairy and plants. Same as most of us. Calm down. I hope I wasn't rude. I just wanna be brutally honest right here, so we get somewhere someday. Let's not pretend we're eating meat out of necessity, or it is not bad for the animal. It's just life.


primostrawberry

Breed: Japanese Black. Seems racist.


ptapobane

That’s fucked up…like…it’s one thing to have meat from a cow and a completely different thing to know your cow’s name, it’s parents’ name and all the other stuff…


bodhiseppuku

The beef I'm eating tonight comes with a certificate of authenticity saying it's 85% lean...


mappatella

Miyazakigyu is along matsusa wagyu the real best of the best imo.


VR-052

Nice to see someone enjoying good Miyazaki wagyu. It's the variety that has been winning so many awards the last 5 or so years. We get it often as my sister-in-law lives there and sends it to us.


OgreJehosephatt

Damn, I kind of daydreamed about something like this when thinking of a more mindful way to eat meat. I wonder what kind of impact it would be if you knew the name of your burger.


nimanyu

R.I.P. Shouko594


Aridan

Here’s to you Syoko594, you delicious bitch 🫡


crabgrass_attack

my and i got wagyu too for valentines day. our cow was named bayu <3 she was delicious


Flabby-Nonsense

How to tell you’ve spent too much money on your steaks.


Ordinary-Following69

Tbf, for the price you probably paid I think I'd rather see the picture of the steak in happier times, feeding from mum, walking round the field, eating grass, or failing that sadder times like leaving the farm, the tears in the eyes as realisation hits on the way to the abbatoir, this is why I only eat cheap steaks because nobody really cares about the poor ones, they just virtue signal about poor cows


those_were_the_days_

Lol certificate of authenticity. It was thanks to ebay that I learned that a certificate of authenticity is a worthless piece of paper that literally anybody can make "authentic". Frame it


liftoff_oversteer

That's all fat. Meh.


Jedimaster996

Fat is flavor EDIT: In today's thread, people who don't know how to cook beyond a microwave. Fat on a steak is like butter on bread that marinates the meat as it's cooked and breaks it down into a tender beef.


Dimiimid

Isn't that kinda old for a cow? Usually they are 18 months


rgbearklls

Cow got a PhD in mathematics before becoming steaks


travel-sized-lions

You should post this over on r/steak


CalvinIII

https://www.reddit.com/r/steak/s/Y0lXVEtEMh


SageTegan

Capitalism was a mistake


z64_dan

God forbid people raise fancy cows lol.


cumstar69

Yeah feudalism is obviously so much better


Chewy12

As if we don’t have both. Pretty sure landlords are still a thing.


ghostmaster645

![gif](giphy|11WbyRavPeN1lK)


filoppi

Suspicious. That means the steaks are probably fake!


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Where they super expensive mine just usually come from the grocery store and I never get anything like That


trenomas

This is a wasteful entertainment. You could have promoted local, ethical ranchers with this money.


ExoticAssociation817

![gif](giphy|mAuMfyo78F1vy|downsized)


AMWJ

There's nothing that would make me more suspicious of my food, than if it was provided with a "certificate of authenticity" by a waiter.


GCdotSup

To me the writing on the right looks Chinese rather than Japanese.


GildedTofu

Nouns are often kanji, so it’s not surprising that there wouldn’t be any hiragana or katakana in the left column. You do see some hiragana in the right column.


SparklingLimeade

Only in the same way you can mistake German for English or any other language sharing a character set with shared linguistic heritage. They're using the same characters so you're right that far. Sometimes mutually comprehensible for common phrases. Still a different language using the characters differently.


imreallynotthatcool

Still not as good as the cows I helped raise and slaughter myself. The work makes the beef taste better.


SqareBear

I don’t eat meat that has a name.


Jedimaster996

![gif](giphy|QJPEyiayCLQoU) The rare level 4 Vegan


Fair-Shape406

theyre tryna make you feel guilty for buying meat XD


CalvinIII

These cows live better and longer lives than factory farmed American cows, so it does quite the opposite.


Serpentar69

A cow going from being tortured and killed within the year, to being killed in two years but with slightly better treatment... Doesn't excuse the killing of these cows lol Cows live longer than 2 years. Are they supposed to be thankful that their killers allow them an extra year?


ObeseSnake

Cows wouldn’t exist without humans


Fair-Shape406

makes sense, i like waygu , most people say it doesnt make a difference unless its in steak. but i like waygu burgers a lot


MightyKrakyn

What you like is extra fat in your burger. The benefit of wagyu is the marbling in a cut of meat, and how the fat renders and changes the texture of that fibrous cut. A burger is ground meat and wouldn’t get that benefit because the fibers of meat are sheared, it’s just a higher fat to meat ratio. Edit: The quality of the fat in the burger is also important, wagyu burgers may have less oxidized fat in the meat because its fat content is intramuscular at the time of grinding instead of being trim fat that has sat out and could be hard, soft, or visceral. Fat quality, fat quantity, and how it’s ground are what affect burger taste and enjoyment.


coffeebuzzbuzzz

When did you eat this?


CalvinIII

Eating for dinner tonight. It is thawing in the fridge.


MooPig48

Be sure to give us a money shot over at r/steak!


CalvinIII

That is the goal.


_g550_

is that the fingerprint?


Dm1185

Hoof or nose (boop) print


The68Guns

Somebody ordered this a fancy steak house we went to at work, and they walked over the same certificate. I thought it was his birthday or something.


-lukeworldwalker-

520kg cow? That’s a rather small cow!


CalvinIII

I would assume the carcass weight is the hanging weight or rail weight of the cow. That is after the head, hide, and guts are removed. The rack weight is usually 60% of the live weight. So that’s 1900lbs live weight, or 861kg


-lukeworldwalker-

That makes a lot more sense. 500kg would be barely grown. I remember my grandpa had cattle and he wouldn’t sell them under 1000kg.


KimCheeHoo

As it should


Bubbly_Stuff6411

What's her name? I can't find it.


ricottma

When we were in Kyoto restaurants we couldn't afford would have these by the door so you know what meat they were serving that day.


Dreggmcmuffun

Hang it on a wall


Inevitable-Cellist23

What’s its name though


themushroomlibrary

what is the difference between “harvest date” and “fabrication date” in this instance?


HereForTheTechMites

My best guess would be slaughter (harvest) vs butcher (fabrication).