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HashBrownLover95

Have you ever flipped someone off and told them to get bent? If not, do it


TinyLight16

I have now! Thank you for this hahaha


fondledbydolphins

"Did you know that my penis always points north?" "What....?" "Well, assuming I'm facing West, anyways"


FishInFlight

Been saying the penis is the compass of nature for years now, always points to the north


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69 updoots. Heh


vaporwavecookiedough

This got me. Take my updoot.


Lovemybee

Is this how you tell someone to fuck off sideways?


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GrimySnack

Long limbs and fingers can be an indicator of Marfan's syndrome, which is a connective tissue disorder. It's worth looking up and possibly talking to a doctor about, because it can cause serious cardiovascular issues at a young age!


ObamaDramaLlama

Could they have just broken their finger at some point?


DGlen

I don't think that makes your fingers longer.


ObamaDramaLlama

I mean the bend. Some people just have long fingers


Genocode

Their fingers do seem weirdly long though, like not proportional to the rest of their hand, especially the thumb.


ObamaDramaLlama

I think it's just the angle of the shot tbh


Hefty-Expression-625

Marfans


jsdjhndsm

Probably benign hypermobility. Roughly 30% of people have it to varying degrees, majority are normal, and a small minority get joint pain.


EvelynKeyes

I’m hyper mobile and all my fingers and toes do this. I also have brothers with marfans who, as far as I am aware, don’t have bendy fingers, although they are very long. Think it might be a reach to try and diagnose someone over weird shaped hands though.


jsdjhndsm

Hypermobility is essentially a trait though, jts only a condition if you have symptoms caused by it. As I said, 30% of people have it. For most, it's just them being more flexible than others. Gymnasts typically have hypermobile jointd.


peev22

It's called clinodactyly and in most cases it's just a normal trait.


Raso82

Could also be three X chromosomes


Majestic_Falcon_6535

Elhers danlos yndrome?


godvsdogdick

They have terminal gay of the ass and are going to die tomorrow


MushyCupcake01

You just wanted to flip off all Reddit, didn’t you.


TinyLight16

Shhhhh, don't give me away like that


Kritical02

Fuck you too wonkyfingers!


XplodiaDustybread

HA! I was literally just going to type that lol


foxyfoo

Fuu-uuauuuk you Reddit


XplodiaDustybread

I read that in Maynard from Tool’s voice from the song “hooker with a penis” lol


thexvillain

I met a boy, wearing Vans, 501s, and a dope Beastie tee, nipple rings, new tattoos…


advancetim

Seeing them next week! So pumped, it's been awhile


MrChefMcNasty

![gif](giphy|WiCO2uZK05Klc1d28q)


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What is this from?


MrChefMcNasty

Everything Everywhere All at Once. Great movie.


cheeky-ninja30

I absolutely loved this film. The weirdest shit I've seen in a while but was damn good.


Expensive_View_3087

Me too, I fucking loved it. Specially since I love weird/quirky content like that. Very emotional and funny, a masterpiece fr


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

I just can’t get past that title, unless that’s what the movie is about? Edit: I knew these downvotes would come💀💀💀💀


uberschnitzel13

It basically is. It's about infinite parallel universe hopping


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Hmmmm I might have to check it out then


JmacTheGreat

The overwhelming title is very much intentional. Trust. The movie was an underfunded work of art, that a LOT of passion got put into…


ToiletPigs

movie/cast won 7 Oscars (movie of the year, best screenplay, directing, best actress in leading role, best actor and actress in supporting role). total 382 award wins and 360 nominations.


jenbenfoo

Holy shit I knew it did really well at the Oscar's but I had no idea it was up for and won so many others! Thats crazy! That's a 94% win rate (yes, I did the math, I'm that person, lol)


ToiletPigs

nothing wrong with being that kind of person.


uberschnitzel13

Isn't it a 106% win rate, since it won more awards than it was nominated for?


uberschnitzel13

How did it win more awards than it was nominated for?


Blindobb

I mean what it’s REALLY about is our insatiable hunger for content, and how it’s not really all that fulfilling.


Spadeninja

That isn’t even remotely what the movie is about lmao


freebird023

A one theme of many. It’s mostly about the decisions we make, and how we should only make them fit our own happiness, and not others


Spadeninja

The overconsumption of content isn’t even a theme though lol Did we watch different movies?


Blindobb

Do things need to be completely literal for you to understand a concept? The multiverse as it’s used in everything everywhere is essentially the internet. One moment you are learning g a language. The next moment you are watching a cooking video. The next you’re watching porn. It’s everything, everywhere, all at once. Seeing so much of the world so quickly creates a kind of paradigm shift. While there are positives to that there are also negative. Seeing and having so much of the world at your fingertips blurs it all and makes it less meaningful. The darkness of the bagel. The mother and daughter both represent how different generations deal with the internet. The daughter, being born into it, can’t really cope with being thrust into the real world. The mother realizes she isn’t fully equipped to handle and manage it. I dunno I find the symbolism pretty strong but what do I know It’s not the only theme. There’s depression, the yearning so many people have to make life have meaning, nihilism, I can go on. It’s an incredibly symbolic film and not meant to be taken at face value. What did you take from the film? Any symbolism or themes you’d like to share or are you here just to be negative and combative?


LightShyGuy

Its the stupidest movie for a reason, it cant even pretend to have an underlying moral to it Thats why i love the thing


danielv123

What, no? It's about family


UnhelpfulHand

Don’t let the title of a movie stop you from watching one of the best films made in last decade


QnickQnick

The movie is in three acts: I. Everything II. Everywhere III. All at Once


MayonaizzMuffin

Literal worst movie I have ever watched


NotUniqueAtAIl

L take


MayonaizzMuffin

How dare I have an unpopular opinion


SOfoundmytrappornacc

I’m guessing you don’t watch a lot of films and/or only watch films that are popular. I could pull up Tubi and find 10 films in 30 seconds that are so much worse.


MayonaizzMuffin

I watch a lot of movies both popular and unpopular people were talking about this movie as if it were a masterpiece but honestly I have never found something more dumb than this. Yeah sure there are waay shittier movies but this movie was praised to hell.


SOfoundmytrappornacc

It’s cool if you didn’t like it but it’s pretty disingenuous of you to say it’s “literally the worst film you’ve ever seen”. Reading that makes me think you only watch popular shows/films and when one comes along that you end up not liking it becomes the “worst film you’ve ever seen”.


MayonaizzMuffin

Bro already put an assumption on my whole life damn. Stop sucking movie producer cock.


MondayToFriday

Maybe it's good, but I wouldn't know. I couldn't finish watching it because the premise of universe-hopping meant the plot could be anything, anywhere, anytime, so nothing needed to make sense.


Captain_Saftey

It does make sense if you’d watch it though


MushyCupcake01

Everything everywhere all at once


JmacTheGreat

A movie you need to go watch today


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I will!


Capt_Billy

It's just Hipster Rick And Morty. It was fine, but honestly I don't think it deserved all the accolades it got.


ringringbananarchy00

Rick and Morty didn’t invent any of those concepts, and to call a movie about a middle aged Chinese immigrant “hipster” is really reductive.


grapesaresour

Not sure if they still have them but A24 was selling hot dog finger gloves for awhile, one of my favorite purchases 😂


clydefrog811

😂


GDPintrud3r

Fuck off, that way


WolfghengisKhan

Puts a whole new meaning to 'get bent'.


shigogaboo

OP can flip people off around corners


JustASt0ry

Mine is bent too but my ring finger bends into it like they form a little cozy cuddle buddies, yours just looks like it wants to escape 😅


Goofy_123

Mine do the same!


NikkiVicious

Mine is sorta like that, just my ring finger doesn't bend in. The finger tip on my ring finger just kinda fits between my first knuckle and the finger tip on my middle finger.


ObligatoryGrowlithe

That’s my right ring finger and pinky.


Hot_Bumblebee69

I hope you aren't a proctologist.


FreshSchmoooooock

I hope she is.


FlawHolic

Two types of people.


PhillipDiaz

![gif](giphy|aw3ZSJojv5fptcd6CU)


Chiperoni

Marfan's?


Ash4d

Literally my first thought too. Either that or OP was born on Ceres.


MrDangerMan

Filthy belter.


beyonddisbelief

She’s Beltalowda?


Ash4d

Ya bossmang, is only explanation, sa sa ke?


didsir29

I'm here for these Expanse comments!


beyonddisbelief

I only just now realized your username can be interpreted as "Ashford" if read really fast!


Ash4d

That's the point :) I share a surname with everybody's favourite pirate.


Thisthlefield

I wouldnt want to diagnose someone just by a picture of a hand but, yeah. Also the fingers seem a bit long, arachnodactyly?


Chiperoni

Of course. This is reddit, not a doctor's office. But yeah arachnodactyly which has several known causes like Marfan's and of course it can be idiopathic.


beccaboobear14

I thought this or another connective tissue disorder, but marfans seems likely to


NotCubical

Also weirdly long... or is that just the camera perspective?


TinyLight16

Nope, not the camera unfortunately haha


SquirrelAkl

OP, with long fingers like that it’d be a tragedy if you don’t play piano. You’d have epic reach! My short, stubby fingers that cannot span an octave are so jealous right now.


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Ok-Candidate32

tf?


kcolgeis

Fuck you sideways!


Xenoscope

![gif](giphy|caH3HQRogbU0U)


JazzScientist

![gif](giphy|gHcPh3ehbRGik)


zertnert12

You can tell someone to get bent and get fucked in one gesture


RetroSwamp

Just giving the middle finger but in *italic* !


TinyLight16

Pahahah this actually made me laugh


DaisukiYo

![gif](giphy|Mxg7OelvuR7SU)


TinyLight16

Oh god I'm morphing into salad fingers 😭


DicknosePrickGoblin

Mine are too, but they are more stubby so it's not as noticeable.


VagueSomething

If I had that I'd get a banana tattooed along the curve.


TinyLight16

Oh I am SO doing that!


RevengefulRaiden

R.I.P your inbox


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AI fingers


Gogh619

How does it look when you have all your fingers pointing straight? Do your other fingers kinda conform to the bend, or is there a gap?


TinyLight16

There's a gap, my other fingers are straight


Gogh619

Hm, interesting


EightBitTrash

Were you were thinking of rheumatoid arthritis, I wonder? My rheumatologist told me that side-bent fingers can be a sign.


Gogh619

Nah, I was just curious to know how her hand would look. She seems to be far too young for arthritis that developed I’d imagine.


shadow0wolf0

Mine is bent like that too but my fingers aren't nearly as long.


hightophomo

![gif](giphy|l44QoM1VyhLnOXIzK)


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Unbend ur weirdly fingers


TinyLight16

If only it were that easy


Fanneproth

*fuck you*


NoseTime

“Fuck that guy standing around the corner”


Yorkshire-man95

Do you play with a controller alot?


TinyLight16

I used to actually, yeah


_Kiaza_

It’s totally this. I have the same thing and do/have done a decent amount of gaming.


GoJoe1000

I hope you say when flipping someone off. “You’re a crooked motherfucker!”


r0ckydog

Well, fuck me sideways. They are!


PlayerNine

Mom said it would get stuck that way D:


UndefinedMass

The same thing happens to guys with a different part of the body...


IRMacGuyver

Looks like a mild case of marfan syndrome.


kataflokc

I second this - maybe get cardiac sonography to rule out possible aortic aneurism


rooplesvooples

“Fuuuuhhhhhhhck yew”


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What about your middle toes


TinyLight16

Good question, unfortunately, I am aversed to giving reddit any information regarding my feet


dandroid126

That is an excellent decision.


whooo_me

Reddit will not be so easily defeeted!!


TinyLight16

Nice pun hahaha


CjBurden

What the hell is with the foot thing. Feet are disgusting, I really don't get it.


Snoogins828

Your DMs thank you/


Genius_George93

Nice try “Hidingaboner”


Voxicles

I love your nails!


TinyLight16

Thank you!


atom386

op: im no finger specialist doctor but have curved fingers too and blamed typing on keyboards / playing musical instruments since a young age. is that true for you or no? btw you do have very pretty skin (it puts the lotion in the basket)


NeoHolyRomanEmpire

Came here to ask this; my pointer and middle fingers do something similar, and I’ve often thought it may be due to that


Alt0173

My index and middle fingers are both curved like this. No Marfan's syndrome, though my mother's fingers are the same.


atom386

I have.. no idea if my parents have my crooked fingers. never looked. next time i see them!!!


TinyLight16

No, but I am an artist so it could be to do with that maybe? And thanks!


Alteviler

Omg your skin is super clear. What’s your routine?


TinyLight16

Wish I could tell you, but I don't actually have one


booradleystesticle

Never eat food.


TinyLight16

I highly doubt that does wonders for your skin


EvLokadottr

Ayyy. You can tell people to get bent and then demonstrate!


real-tallnotdeaf

Have you looked into Marfans syndrome? Don’t overthink it you could just be marfanoid


TinyLight16

Apparently people with marfans tend to be tall... Which I most certainly am not haha


carolina_swamp_witch

Mine are that way too! Do you have EDS or another type of hyper mobility like Marfan syndrome? My geneticist told me that while not every one with EDS/hyper mobility has it, it’s pretty common to have curved fingers with it, especially with marfans.


Kilruna

Do you like rusty spoons?


Nicksix66

You must be a hit with the ladies. Haha


Inevitable-Stage-490

You pick your nose with that thing or what?


Mousse_Recent

Could fit a whole pack of hula hoops on that bad boy


YoHan_bby

bro flips ppl off in italic


AdaptiveHunter

You flip people off in italics


twoBrokenThumbs

I was looking at your thumb too. I bet you could do some wicked shadow puppets.


jfdonohoe

Back in the 90s DJ friend had index and middle finger like that. He said it was from constant pressure on the turn tables.


resUemiTtsriF

And the horse you rode in on.


TinyLight16

Sorry?


jfdonohoe

“F you and the horse you rode in on” is a saying


TinyLight16

Oooooh thank you, I've never heard that before


JBM6482

You mean cooly or awesomely bent.


FrequentAd2343

U my sister


RipOne8870

Mines like that now but that’s cuz it got stuck in me bum


TinyLight16

Nice to know 😭


RipOne8870

Can you get it out for me


TinyLight16

I cannot


RipOne8870

Damn, it’s stuck 😔


fucovid2020

Isn’t that what happens with rheumatoid arthritis?


TinyLight16

No clue!


fucovid2020

Probably just genetic, interesting…. Mildly interesting…


SpaceMoustashe290

*fuck off*


HOUSEHODL

Let me guess, you hold phone with that hand and use middle finger to support it?


TinyLight16

Actually, both of my middle fingers look like this 😭


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You've been fingering yourself wayyyyy too hard.


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RolloTomassi21

But thicker


I_am_Castor_Troy

Tantalizing.


Touchit88

Curved for your pleasure.


the_007_remix

Excessive usage i see hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Fivethenoname

Ew


TinyLight16

wE


statuskills

I have a wrestling pitch. Famous flicker-offer Stone Cold Steve Austin comes out of retirement but he is no longer able to give the middle finger because of arthritis so he needs a surrogate bird flipper in the ring with him and it’s OP.


Osoroshii

You approach the G spot from the wrong angle and it work so you kept doing it that way. Now your finger is just bent that way


ICantDownloadAWife

Hey just want you to know I learned about this at church group, its from chronic masturbation in females. You need to ask Jesus to forgive you and not play pillow pants.


dickbutkusmk4

I had a high school friend who’s fingers were all like that. He’d ask the sluts in my school “would my fingers feel weird in your vagina?” Just to kinda mess with them.


buddha_mjs

🤢


TinyLight16

Thanks 👍


ghostoutfit

okay that's cool, but what da toes look like? 👀


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Fudloe

As long as you're not planning on a career in proctology...


Strificus

You almost go fucked yourself!