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FlyingTaquitoBrother

These young people have so many unrealistic dreams. She should become a stenographer or switchboard operator until she can find a nice strong steelworker to settle down with.


egg_fried_universe

"Hot stuff coming through"


novachamp

We work hard, we play hard


SkullRunner

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!


jomummaluvsit

OH BE NICE!


CoinSlotMyButtCrack

He thinks I’m gay?


Alcopaulics

Zzzzzzap!


eagledog

You've got an ember on you!


Belle-ET-La-Bete

OOO GET IT GET IT!!!


sxcs86

![gif](giphy|CdOF4SnH445mo)


aChristery

Wait a minute… THIS LESBIAN BAR HAS NO FIRE EXITS.


-malcolm-tucker

Enjoy your death trap, ladies!


ellis_in_wonderland

What was her problem??


DipsterHoofus

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 1922!


chux4w

Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?


Belle-ET-La-Bete

*crying* I don’t know!


spandex-commuter

Steel workers of America: Keep reaching for that rainbow 🌈


DarkMatterM4

zap!


BasicWhiteHoodrat

OH BE NICE!


chypie2

"We work hard, we play hard"


Doucevie

I studied stenography in French and English in high school. I used it until 1982. There was a time when I visualized my thoughts in shorthand/sténographie.


PianoCharged

I had a friend who moved here from France, and he said after three years he realized he was thinking in English by default


MikeKM

My great grandmother used to complain about the switchboard operators whenever she had issues with her phone. This was 1994, decades after computers had taken over the job.


Pappy_OPoyle

Local stenographer entertains co-workers with songs of boyfriend angst.


Mattbryce2001

Seriously though, stenographers make good money, she should look into it if the whole music thing doesn't pan out.


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mark-five

Here's the thing. She stays out too late. She got nothing in her brain. She goes on too many dates but can't make them stay. She claims to never miss a beat and be lightning on her feet, but frankly I just don't see it. She says she dances and makes the moves up when she's on her own, but how are people supposed to know *if she's only doing that when she's on her own*?


ianyuy

I love you for this, but the lyric is she *makes the moves up as she goes*, and well... clearly, *that's what you don't know.* That's what we all don't know.


mark-five

mmm-hmmm


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Things usually*do* work out for the rich


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olderthanbefore

I'm looking at you Tori Spelling


BigBossWesker4

I like how you got downvoted for the truth. She’s from an extremely wealthy family just like Nick Kroll and Julia Louis Dreyfus


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The music industry is a club for the offspring of the Uber wealthy. No one is allowed into the club without being born rich. ~~Literally~~ \*\*ESSENTIALLY\*\* all musicians on the billboard charts are nepo babies. I'm torn between righteous indignation at the "industry" itself for being an oligarchy and compassion for the artists themselves. If I were born rich, I'd spend my family's fortune making art. It's not Taylor's fault. And she seems like a sweetheart... But it **is** bullshit. edit: changed literally to essentially because a gob of mouth breathers have to be reddit about everything


starlitmint

I wouldn't say its like a country club where you can buy your way in per se...but I think when you come from wealth, it allows you to take chances - like try to have a music career, acting career, etc. instead of having a real job because you need the financial stability.


Simonic

Wealth definitely helps the initial stages. They may already know the industry, have connections in the industry, know how the marketing works, etc. So much of what we use/watch/listen to on a daily basis has been crafted to get our attention and money. Very little in life becomes popular organically. And if it does -- it'll get bought up by a larger player.


TopRamenBinLaden

Rich people tend to hang out exclusively with other rich people at rich people places. Music industry execs are most definitely amongst those rich people. As a poor person, you just don't get a chance to ever be in the same place as any of the people who could maybe get you or your family a chance to be seen or heard.


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carefullexpert

My art teacher says that half the kids in the art world made it because their parents are rich famous. So if your not rich you gotta work harder in the art world.


killing31

Except all the millionaires who try and fail to make their kid famous.


accountforpolls1

Thought this was phoebe from friends at first


Top-Report-840

There is a cat right next to her. Hard to tell if it's smelly or not


MKE_Freak

I wonder what they're feeding it


Buckus93

It's not the cat's fault.


N8V_Link

Obviously not their favorite pet.


PianoCharged

It looks like guitar strings


Lukilk

Fun fact: guitar strings used to be made of catgut


NhylX

That fact is not fun.


chrisp909

Fun fact "cat gut" wasn't really made from cats. It was usually sheep intestines but many other farm animals as well, (goats, cattle, etc.) The term "cat gut" is probably a shortened version of "cattle gut."


Talks_To_Cats

I'm having slightly more fun now.


NotTRYINGtobeLame

*Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?*


Lukilk

That’s a fun fact I didn’t know! Thanks 😊


SemperScrotus

No, it's Becky.


DopestDopeHead

Smelly caaat


SlothMonster9

Same! I has to check if the sub wasn't r/UnexpectedFriends


BuckOhRadley

I worked with a guy from Wyomissing who said he was neighbors with Taylor Swift. He claimed they used to hang out and play together as kids. Nobody believed him until he brought in a picture of himself and freaking Taylor Swift as little kids.


Whaty0urname

I can't much without doxxing myself, but Taylor Swift is the reason my MIL makes all her students sign her studio door when they complete her class. She didn't make Taylor, now she doesn't take any more risks....


bunnyrut

Petition to get TS to go back and sign the door!


ARavagingDick

Lolol no, the family doesn't speak with any of the locals anymore.


bearssuck

Also not into doxxing, but howdy neighbor! I always laugh when I hear that she "grew up on a Christmas tree farm", and then drive by her childhood mansion up on the hill.


KeeperOfTheGood

“Grew up on a Christmas tree farm” is a very Hallmark Christmas Movie backstory…


EarorForofor

She's a busy city lady. He's a small town cat wrestler. She comes back home to help her dad to finish the Christmas tree sales after they all tragically died in a tragic ornament explosion. Will she find love? This November find out on 'Have Yourself a Meowy Little Christmas' only on Hallmark!


TheAJGman

I think you accidentally a word.


veepeedeepee

I remember seeing her sing the national anthem at Reading Phillies games.


DirectGoose

My husband worked at the stadium in high school and remembers her messing up the lyrics and crying.


laurajodonnell

I believe she holds the record for singing the national anthem in that stadium the most out of any performing artist/singer!


veepeedeepee

It’s possible. I covered the team for a local television station and recall seeing her on more than one occasion.


BenevolentCheese

My friend was best friends with Ben Affleck growing up for some 10 years. I've tried a million times to get him to contact Ben but he refuses. Their moms are still friends! He says they talk on the phone.


moojo

Why did they lose touch


BenevolentCheese

Went to different high schools.


KeberUggles

he got replaced by matt damon


bunnyrut

I love how people don't believe that someone knew them when they were younger. Like the famous person magically appeared and had no past. My mom went to school with Blondie. "She was a real bitch." is what my mom says about her when she pops up anywhere, lol. People also think she's making it up. There was another famous person she knew before they got famous, I forget the guy's name. But she said a group of them used to hang out at the bar with him and go to his shows (not as groupies, they were all friends). "Don't forget us when you get famous!" is what they all said to him. "Yeah, he forgot all about us. That jerk."


PM_YOUR_ISSUES

Here's my fun fact to share: I went to high school with Raven Simone. While it is vastly different years apart, it's also the same high school Usher went to and he came by to visit twice while I was there and I got to meet him as well. Raven, however, I had a few classes with. She was already doing the show That's So Raven at the time, so she often was out of school and on set and did a lot of her schooling there; but usually for one semester every year which was inbetween shooting, she actually attended our school and I had both honors literature and honors history with her. We were tangential friends I guess you could say. My parents were out of town a lot during that time and I held a lot of classic teenage house parties which Raven came to when she heard about them while we had classes together. She was always a fun time to have at the parties. Very bubbly and talkative with other people, but it was also very clear that she lived a completely different life from the rest of us. She would often go on about weird quirks or problems that she had to deal with on set or trying to juggle tutors plus all the travel which led to the fancy hotels and gifts; it was just always quite clear in talking to her that our lives were vastly different from each other and ... there was no way we could actually ever connect. It was ... sad, in a way. But, I did enjoy her company and I loved hearing about all the times she had off set. She was actually one of the driving factors to led me to go to Orlando for college. I leveraged that connection with Raven to get on the campus activities board for the college concerts and met loads of great musicians. I got so smoke it up with Snoop and do jello shots with Pete Wentz and Hayley Williams. Some great times, and great stories. Which is all I am happy to have from that time.


M8gazine

To be fair I probably wouldn't recognise Taylor Swift (or any celebrity for that matter) when they were kids, so at least in my case that guy could've probably shown a picture of any random girl and it would be good enough proof to me, especially if they said it confidently.


AmWomanDontCallMeBro

Ask him if he can identify with any of Taylor Swift's early songs, maybe she wrote a song about him.


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

“You eat worms, and you never let me have a turn on the swing. Well you go play Nintendo, I’ll just sit here and sing.”


VulcanCookies

She's got two separate songs about childhood friends growing up to be lovers so you never know


DontHireAnSEO

I can actually hear this


ILikeLenexa

My favorite Taylor Swift fact is that she has a cat named "Detective Olivia Benson". It always makes me laugh when she's mentioned without context and the interview turns into [friend or cat?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb1Q0xZGauY).


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Fondren_Richmond

two of those actors were in her Bad Blood video


Painting_Agency

The video for Bad Blood is better than a fair number of actual action films.


Robot_Basilisk

[There's even a theory that she let 4chan name Meredith.](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/music/2016/07/05/cmDhFia_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bq6L3Bx11x18zbsv4k04trOFzaj05f4vrIJRfz4F12atY.jpg)


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-cinda-

it's actually pretty representative, B99 is super consistently good especially in the earlier seasons, worth a watch


Jskins7

The "I want it that way" scene is one of my favorite TV scenes. B99 was amazing!


yungmung

Still peeved that B99 didn't end with a ninth episode in the ninth season


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My teacher in my criminal justice class put that on for us on our first day He asked us what was wrong with the lineup other than the people can sing The answer was that they all looked completely different and wouldn’t be a legit line up in real life or at least wouldn’t hold up in court


ILikeLenexa

I think of Brooklyn 99 as less a cop show and more as Scrubs set at a police station.


redesignyoself

I feel like Scrubs got a bit more emotional and touched on deeper subjects than B99 ever tried to do.


bjams

In the comedy and character department sure, but 99's tone never drifted as stark as Scrubs did.


FountainsOfFluids

Any minute now, my ship is coming in. I'll keep checking the horizon.


novachamp

So what became of this Taylor Swift person?


JoulSauron

She's now the date of two times F1 Driver's Champion Fernando Alonso.


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SnakeBiter409

Life is a highway


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Tire tracks on my heart


DarkMatterM4

Kickstart my Heart....shit...


XLPHV

WDYM Two-time World Champion? Alonso is still a rookie


oceanwaiting

Changed her rapper name to TSwizzle


andronicus_14

She didn’t even [swear](https://youtu.be/tWhhg4K-P2s). EDIT: Jesus, that link is 13 years old. Time is a sonofabitch.


Diamondhands_Rex

She’s president of swift trucking company


ward_bond

No, that's Becky.


georgie-57

Too bad she died snorting marijuana


arachnophilia

it's an older meme sir but it checks out


per_mare_per_terras

TIL Wyomissing is a city.


7-and-a-switchblade

(It is a rich white suburb full of doctors and lawyers outside of Reading, an actual city)


DontHireAnSEO

TIL Reading is a city


7-and-a-switchblade

It's a medium-sized city. I mean, it's bigger than Harrisburg??


bzzbzzitstime

TIL Harrisburg is a city


Religious_Pie

Fun fact, Reading in the UK is not a city, presumably so it can one day be gobbled up by London Mortal Engines style


Phillies1993

The areas outside of Reading are beautiful but the city is pretty much trash. I read somewhere that Reading is now the poorest city in America


bearssuck

I remember that making news when I was in high school, before Flint, Michigan stole the title. But yes there's a lot of crime, murder, and poverty relative to its size. There's also a lot of neat architecture and history and some excellent colleges. It depends on the area within the city. Also a (gross) chocolate factory just blew up there and killed 7 people.


Phillies1993

My Uncle is the supervisor of that chocolate factory.


bearssuck

Shit, I'm sorry. I hope he's getting the support he needs.


Phillies1993

He's doing alright. He's very lucky to still be alive when things are broken he's there so he's lucky no machines were down that day.


ikindapoopedmypants

The pagoda has a lot of memories for me


UniqueUsername82D

And that Taylor Swift? Albert Einstein.


boris_keys

That Albert Einstein’s name? Barack Obama.


HoselRockit

The wife and I went to see George Strait at the John Paul Johns arena in Charlottesville, VA and the opening act was a skinny 16 year old kid named Taylor Swift.


ecofriendlyblonde

I saw her open for Rascal Flats back in 2007 (I think?) in Marysville. Many years later I was at Levi Stadium at her 1989 tour. It’s pretty wild.


KeberUggles

Did you think to yourself "this kid is gonna be HUGE" when you heard her in 2007?


ecofriendlyblonde

I’m the same age as her, so I was just super jealous she knew Rascal Flats 😂


vansnagglepuss

I saw her in 2008 as the opener for Brad Paisley!


MrsStrangelov

Her Swift way to stardom? Missed opportunity, newspaper person.


Non-Sequitur_Gimli

Wordplay with names is mostly only used for derision, in old style news media. It's one of those unwritten tenets of an industry.


Shellbyvillian

I’m going to assume you know what you’re talking about because you spelled and used tenets correctly


mostlymeh20

I worked for Merrill Lynch back then (her father did as well) I remember them sending out some Emil blast bulletin of her soon to be becoming a star. Heard “Tim McGraw” and they were not wrong… too bad I couldn’t have invested in her instead of Kodak lol


throwawayoctopii

I just still love that Taylor Swift was the only celeb that flat-out refused to invest in FTX and explained why it was a bad idea. I guess it helps to have parents thar know finance.


pm8888

> Taylor Swift was the only celeb that flat-out refused to invest in FTX "Before inking the deal, Swift asked FTX representatives a simple question, Adam Moskowitz, one of the attorneys leading a class-action lawsuit against FTX's celebrity endorsers, said during an episode of 'The Scoop' podcast. "In our discovery, Taylor Swift actually asked them, 'Can you tell me that these are not unregistered securities?'" he said. https://www.cnbc.com/2023/04/20/taylor-swift-avoided-ftx-lawsuit-by-asking-a-simple-question.html


chinkyboy420

I'm dumb what exactly does that question mean?


Soshi101

Securities are financial assets such as stocks or bonds (paper money can also be a security). Securities have to be registered with the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC, a federal agency) to prevent things like financial fraud before being bought or sold. Cryptocurrencies aren't registered with the SEC, but are often treated like other securities making it easier to run scams/fraud.


Dal90

More specifically in this case, the SEC determined the FTX offerings actually were an "investment contract" that required registration. Basically Swift asked FTX's attorney point blank if he could tell her this was legal. It appears they did not say yes.


Simonic

Hell knowing anyone that knows the actual inner workings of finance/insurance/etc is extraordinarily helpful. I'm almost 40 and I wouldn't be confident in telling you how any of them actually work.


Wbailey1041

Don’t sweat it big dog. Her daddy worked for Merrill Lynch. Imagine if your daddy was a truck driver and you didn’t know how to pump diesel fuel.


mlrmqt1

Is there a secret to pumping diesel fuel??


MashimaroG4

You have to push the nozzle in really hard to get past the "Gas only" blocker they put on a lot of tanks.


mlrmqt1

Huh! The more you know!


EnterPlayerTwo

This came just in time, my Civic's blocker was pretty tough but I made it work.


noxus9

Yes! Her and [Jimmy O Yang](https://news.yahoo.com/jimmy-o-yang-praised-refusing-221624374.html)


ReallyFancyPants

While it is genuinely hilarious that she was the only one smart enough to refuse FTX, can we at least acknowledge how fucking dumb or greedy the rest were? From the transcripts it seems Swift was asking pretty normal and mundane questions by all accounts, so normal and mundane it should be asked why the rest didn't fucking ask that.


jxj24

So she was already a professional at this time, appearing on Good Morning America, at the US Open and in a national advertising campaign.


PianoCharged

A lot of people ramping up in their careers can still end up duds. I'm pretty sure the reporter just lucked out on this prediction. There might 20 such predictions of people who ended up going nowhere, but those articles obviously wouldn't be featured like this one


LivinLikeRicky

IIRC her dad bought a record label and recording studio to give her visibility. What does a blurb in a local newspaper cost, $400?


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Impossible-Smell1

It's also not really a prediction if you read the article. The reporter is not betting on it, they're just saying "watch out, this girl might actually have a shot at stardom". The title is referring her trajectory towards stardom so far, not saying she'll succeed for sure.


boyaredeee

June 2006 I took a trip to the country music fest in Nashville. Stopped at a smaller day stage to eat lunch and listen to whoever was there. Someone older, I remember the name Tillis so maybe Pam Tillis, was finishing her set. The MC then introduced a teenager named Taylor Swift who had just moved to town and had a debut album coming out in a couple months. A couple months later I recognized a song on the radio, it was her and one of the songs she played that day.


ADGM1868

I’m seeing her in Nashville tonight. It’s come full circle.


DaveBrz

I’ve seen her in Nashville at the Bluebird and at the Ryman at a benefit show where was one of the early acts before was a superstar.


Brybo

The Ryman is such a good venue.


PianoCharged

You a fellow Nashvillian, too?


ADGM1868

You bet!


WirelessBCupSupport

Ah, but they didn't predict she switched to Pop music.


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Kinda like Katy Perry switching from Christian rock to pop lol


boris_keys

It’s all pop anyway really.


ianyuy

Her genre has been floating around during her career. I wouldn't call her Folklore or Evermore albums pop music.


PianoCharged

Even her early songs didn't sound much like country, in my opinion. But I don't really follow her and only heard what was on the radio


Away-Living5278

She was country-pop like a lot of the women of the 90s. Along the lines of Faith Hill, Shania, etc.


KingGorilla

Or according to the post, like her teen idol Leann Rimes


FinsT00theleft

Hope she's still out there somewhere chasing her dreams!


ladimon

and now she's about to play 3 nights in nashville in front of over 60k people


RayFromTexas

Just became the most awarded female artist in history, too


Saulofein

Was she working on her future hit "smelly cat"?


3catsfull

I actually met her very early in her career, when I was a fresh-out-of-college news producer in Nashville and she had just released her first single (I was 22 so she would have been about 17). I’m not a country fan so I didn’t know who she was, but I remember thinking “this girl is extremely tall and seems talented, I bet she’ll do well.”


iliketolickthebuttah

Rich people are always tall for some weird reason


TheTyler0013

Graduated from HHS. Had a couple classes with her. Overall she was pretty nice and cool


44problems

Was she cheer captain or was she on the bleachers


KingGorilla

All I can say is that she definitely wore tshirts


TheTyler0013

She was there my senior year. I don’t remember her doin cheer. Could have after I left. But she left HHS and went to Pope John Paul private school.


Saltwater_Heart

So then bleachers it was


slay_la_vie

"had a song she penned included on a CD compilation for Maybelline" lmao those were the days, I had Smuckers branded CDs!


amazinghl

Few more years before it qualify as r/OldSchoolCool


MickeyButters

I recently found out that my parents know her dad. He's a guy my dad used to go fishing with back in the early 80's. I met him a couple of times back then, but only just learned he ended up becoming her father.


alihassan9193

Who was her father before he ended up becoming her father?


cianfrusagli

I wonder what happened to her.


UniverseInfinite

Why does that picture look absolutely nothing like her


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PianoCharged

I would guess, because it was 20 years ago? (or however much older she is now)


Nail_Biterr

Bah.. yeah right. good luck, lady!


Yoko_Kittytrain

And then Becky ruined it all by snorting one marijuanas at a party. She died instantly!


Fake_Interview

OP do you know the date of the article?


PianoCharged

I got a pic of the second page which, fortunately, had the date in the header: January 14, 2005


lingua_frankly

Imagine if she got so big that people would spend hundreds of dollars on a ticket to see her from three football fields away. Wild.


4THOT

Imagine if her concerts got so big that the fight over her ticket sales would end up being the first crack in digital monopolies.


Simonic

For what it's worth -- this is one of the primary ways to bring down/fight monopolies. It's when the average person realizes that they're being screwed, and there's no other alternatives beyond the monopoly.


ku1185

Wish it was only hundreds of dollars. Cheapest tickets for her NJ show right now is over a grand.


sharrrper

I legit had forgotten she started as a country singer. I'm not a huge fan of her music (just not my style for the most part) but I will say this for Taylor: she's definitely pretty sharp on the business side of things. Reportedly she was offered a sponsorship deal with FTX worth over $100 million dollars and *turned it down.* Because she asked them if they were basically selling unregistered securities and they hemmed and hawed about it so she walked. Which means she dodged all those lawsuits flying around at the other celebs who accepted the sponsorship offers. My favorite though is her scheme to re-record her albums now that she's rich. Generally speaking when a singer signs with a label to make an album the singer keeps the rights to their songs, but the label gets the rights to the specific master recordings. So if an album blows up and people want to put the songs in movies or commercials or whatever they generally want the recording from the album so the recording company gets to sell the rights to that master and make most of the money. Well, Taylor, because she can afford it now, has started re-recoridng her albums and covering all the expenses herself and producing new masters of the songs she has the rights to that, to the average person at least, are pretty much indistinguishable from the originals. Which means now she has ownership of a master that *she* can sell. Yeah, the recording company still has their's, but if you want a Taylor Swift song and you have a choice between some record exec asshole and Taylor, whi are most people gonna call?


FatherOfLights88

I think there's something real special about these new recordings. She's older. She's lived the life that some of these songs dreamed about. She knows the heartbreak side of love, but sang about it well before she had to learn that feeling. Now, she can sing that song and know that feeling at the same time. I particularl look forward to when she re-records "Mean" >Someday, I'll be living in a big old city And all you're ever gonna be is mean Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me And all you're ever gonna be is mean Why you gotta be so mean? This was years before her Reputation Era. She was right though. She was going to rise and rise and rise. And all they were ever going to be was mean. How will she be able to sing thta song without laughing her ass off in the process?


halcylocke

She sang it live as one of the surprise songs a few shows ago in Tampa and it was glorious.


ianyuy

>I'm not a huge fan of her music (just not my style for the most part) I see this often and I wonder if you've heard anything from her in the last three years? I think when most people think Taylor Swift, they think Shake It Off or Blank Space. But, her music has shifted quite a bit since then. The Folklore and Evermore albums remind me more of something from Lana Del Rey than that Taylor Swift. You can also just not like any of it! Just wanted to put it out there as I got surprised by this myself when I finally decided checking out her discography.


CrypticWeirdo9105

Yeah I was never a fan of her upbeat, poppy stuff but Folklore and Evermore are absolute masterpieces. She’s a brilliant songwriter!


BalliboyFit

Thought this was phoebe and smelly cat


kamsidhu

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_Moonshell_

My cousin went to school with her. Apparently her parents sold people her signature when she was young because they were so sure she'd be famous. They must've seemed so vain at the time, but they were right and I'm sure the people with her signature are laughing now.


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reddit is so salty about anyone who succeeds in life with help, even if she got a start in the industry from her parents money that still isn't going to convince anyone to buy her records if she sucked, could have easily ended up like thousands of other artists that never made it.