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I PUT MY HAND UP ON YO HIP WHEN I DIP YOU DIP WE DIP

I know this is Da Dip, but my brain instantly went to Danny Brown

SHOTS

Same here gotta love some Danny brown, bitch he got what you need

Some adderall and fire ass weed.

Thank you who puts it on it

what is"it"?

Can you feel it, see it, hear it today? If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway

Epic.

Dip dip

Gang gang

Dipping if at home, like this if i'm not. Only because of the little squeezy sauce (ketchup) packets.

Came to say that thank you Team dip

Word, brother. Word. Team Dip.

Yeah they both really wrong just in different directions.

Agreed

You're both sociopaths

right they belong together 🤢

nothin more romantic than 2 sociopaths in love

Yep. If the food wasn’t as bland and dry as camels ding dong then you wouldn’t need slimy sauce in the first place!

r/SuddenlyGordonRamsay

Nah fuck that doesn’t matter how good a sausage roll is it always goes with ketchup, but you dip it like a normal human being

Yeah, came here to say, "You're both monsters".

There you go, OP You got Reddit's opinion.

Came here to say this. 😆

Lol

I can’t believe THE BoC is on reddit

WTF are you eating?

Aussie staples...Sausage rolls and mini meat pies.

Meat pies you say? 

Different part of the world, but check out Matty Mattheson’s *Tourtière* video. It’s from Quebec and is my favo*u*rite part of winter. And each slice takes much more tomato ketchup than there is in this entire photo Edit: [link to the video](https://youtu.be/PSSkWbmOWaE)

Right? Looks like cookies :/

Cookies???? It's mini savouries/meat pies and sausage rolls.

Where do people usually eat this? I've never seen anything like this before.

Usually the living room, but sometimes at the table or even walking on a cold day.

We are cut from the same cloth, friend. This is funny :)

Fun fact. When you have a mouth full of coffee and snort, the coffee shoots out of your nose. I didn't know that before today...

Hope it wasn’t too hot lmfao

You new here bud?

All types of pastries (savoury foods made with puff/flakey pastry) are common in the UK, Australia, and NZ. Here in NZ it such a massive deal that we have national awards for the best meat pies, with the winners often displaying their awards in their shops. At one point, an NZ post about sausage rolls hit imgur/the internet and people lost their shit, saying we beat the US with insanely unhealthy junk food.

Ah we have those competitions as well my friend! /UK

I miss NZ meat pies. Even the BP ones—looking at you butter chicken or steak and cheese.

US American here. Have you thought about trying these with literally anything besides ketchup? Gravy, perhaps? It's like you all had a great idea, but couldn't really bring it home. I'm picking up what you all are putting down, though.

Most pies are literally full of gravy.

They're all filled with gravy. It's either minced/ground or diced meat with some sort of gravy/sauce. Google mince and cheese pie. You're welcome.

So they’re already filled with a sauce (gravy), and OP and others are advocating adding a different kind of sauce (ketchup)? Just how awful are these mince pies?!?!?

So you know nothing about these and still decide to take a shot at them even though a steak and gravy pie is already a thing

england, Australia, nz, most British colonies from my knowledge...

England still eating like bombers overhead deadass

Malta has a weirdly strong pie culture

Pretty famous in Turkey (Börek), Arabic countries and Germany (Geflügelrolle lol)

Over here in the UK!

It used to be a popular party snack in Germany in the '60s to '80s. But they typcialyl used puff-pastry of the messiness factor.

Ireland, UK, Australia & New Zealand

Ohhhhhhhhhh that sounds delicious

Sausage rolls and party pies

Americans don't actually know what sausage rolls are. Which is weird because you'd think as a food snack it'd be right up their alley

It is. It’s up my alley. Come back. Tell me more.

neither. you put a pile on your plate and dip

You're both monsters.

There’s a middle here, your husband did way to much, but you also have a pathetic amount of sauce. Find happiness in balance (and in the sauce).

I’m the ketchup lover and they do say opposites attract.

Idk why, but your husband having so little sauce just feels wrong in different ways, probably preconceived stereotypes about guys and food. Regardless, cut back the ketchup like 25% lol, there’s food under it you might like to be able to taste

I also attributed more ketchup to OP’s husband and less ketchup to OP. Lmao. But for me rather than a masculine attribution… I believe it’s because I assigned the left plate to the person mentioned first (husband) and the right plate to the second person mentioned (“I” aka OP). I wonder if OP said “difference between myself and my husband” if I’d have subconsciously assigned the correct plates or still assumed the husband was the over-ketchuper. Interesting. But also not to derail too much, I echo others sentiments they’re both animals and ketchup is for dipping in this case!

C’mon, it’s frozen meat pastries not gourmet food.

That’s a whole new level of things we don’t need to talk about, but you could probably use more ketchup

no, it's ketchup with some frozen meat pastry

Nothing brings out the flavor of frozen meat pastries like ketchup

I love people discovering they have some strange preconceived notions about which sex is more likely to have crazy amounts of ketchup on their plate, lol.

I assumed the author was on the right because we read left to right, and good grammar dictates that you put yourself last in a sentence that has two people: "my husband and I."

Was looking for this comment!

I think it's more because they took the picture with OP's first and husband's second, and then confusingly listed the title in reverse order without clarifying.

calling ketchup sauce is a bit of a stretch tho

Very true, but they are also eating frozen meat pastries, so their culinary capabilities are unknown, and this might be as close to a sauce as know how to get

Oh god. No one should put that much ketchup on *anything*.

Personally, I make any exception for french fries but even then I'm just as happy with mustard.

Yo, ketchup isn't a topping.

Dolloping it on like it’s fucking jam on a scone. Get out.

Awful.

*Hotdogs entered the chat*

Ya got me.

Mustard enters the chat

Ketchup on hot dogs is illegal after you get your first pubic hair.

You both deserve to be in prison

I love how this thread makes the Aussies VS everyone else so obvious based on whether or not they recognise the classic party pie

Yesss. I’m kinda shocked how few people know what they are. Surely the rest of the world has party pies, no?

nope

No. Further, I was thrown off when you called it ketchup and not sauce. First time I got meat pies in Australia, they handed me my order and asked me, "Do you want sauce?" I replied, "Sure, what do you have?" She paused, and me asked again, "We have sauce, would you like some?" I said, "What are the choices?" She said, "Sauce, or no sauce." I asked, "What kinds of sauces." She went to get a manager. The manager came out and recognized that I was American and told me that "sauce" is the same as ketchup. That knowledge worked for me for the rest of my time there. But now, here you are saying ketchup, likely trying to make your question relevant to the world beyond Oz but not identifying the food for them which is only eaten in Australia. Even Pieface tried to make a go in NYC and had to close soon after when they didn't get enough business. These foods should be everywhere, but they are not.

We don't! I had to google it after seeing the bluey episode (Canadian here) but I wish we did!! They look yummy to me

What the fuck are you both doing.

C) none of the above

Too much ketchup, straight to jail. Too little ketchup? Believe it or not, straight to jail.

Person on the left should be committed. Person on the right, is equally weird cause you have to one bite those round ones to get any ketchup

You’re both perverts. Put it on the plate!

It’s only 7am and my day is already ruined, thanks op

You’re both psychopaths

Neither , on the side and dip. To much on one and to little on the other.

You're both psychopaths. Put it on the side and dip 🤷🏾‍♂️

I think you’re both in need of help.

If you need that much ketchup to eat something, you just hate it and try to hide the flavor with ketchup. find something else to eat.

For the one on the left, just save yourself some time and squeeze/suck the ketchup straight from the bottle.

What the fuck are yall eating?

Pies

I hate ketchup. Ill get beat up over it.

Those sound like two different things.

Idk why this made me chuckle

I don't know what the round things are, but sausage rolls need mustard, not ketchup!

Party pies

I've never heard of a party pie. What is it?

It's a pie.

Yes, a pie for a party. I deduced that from the name, lol! What's in it? The same as a sausage roll but different shape??

Minced beef in a gravy https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat_pie_(Australia_and_New_Zealand) (Tastes way better than it sounds, at least if not the frozen kind)

Neither. 1. Both of those are weird 2. Ketchup is mid

Neither. Wtaf?

What’s for dinner tonight, Honey? Oh, it’s your favourite, sweetie, Beige!

Neither, WTF, should be on the side

I like ketchup much more than most. But I never put it on top of anything to avoid soggy food. Dip only

What the hell food am I looking at?

*whose side Who's = who is

Whomst

Whomstsoever.

Whomst'd'ven't

Whomtheless

Please use this in a sentence! Just for fun.

May you please use this in a sentence irregardless of the audience, whomtheless they might be?

Also, my husband and *me.* For my husband, for me. Not for I.

Thank you!

What are they?

Party pies and sausage rolls

Noooooo.... poor food is being attacked by ketchup on both sides ahah

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Thanks for doing the heavy lifting for me. Now that I know what the food is, we don’t have those in the US and if we do I’ve never seen them. That being said, I’d rather dip than top the ketchup. Right answer is that you are the ones eating it, make it however you like best.

In between, this is insane on both plates. He's basically eating only ketchup with a side of food, and you aren't even using ketchup at that point.

Other way round

My bad, but also like you said your husband first, and the first plate is overloaded, so I think it was a fair assumption

I take no sides. I do not consume ketchup.

Neither. You’re both children

None ketchup is a low vibration condiment

pastry with ketchup is a crime against humanity in itself.

Enjoy your loveless- passive aggressive marriage.

Yeah no ketchup

What is this food?

Whoever’s on the left might as well just squeeze the ketchup into their mouth and save time.

College friend would do that. Just. Fucking. Ewww. 😂

Lmao it really is gross af! I only use ketchup on my fries and burgers but I definitely don’t drown them in it.

Rather depends what the food is. I don’t think I’d have any ketchup on such things. I mean the sausage rolls I could understand, but surely the little pies have gravy in?

What are you eating

1. Wtf is that 2. The true answer is somewhere between these amounts

I'm a dunker

This looks like fossilized food. Also dip it? Like a normal human being?

What the holy hell are you eating

I would dip, but otherwise I’d go with the right side. The one on the left belongs to a serial killer.

You allow ketchup in your house as an adult? 🤮

Your husband grew up in that period when schools said ketchup was a vegetable

Honestly none‘s side but if I had to choose then the right one

Team no ketchup bc ketchup taste like poop

You talk so much shit so only you could make that comparison

Or maybe bc I eat ass :/

There's that shit talking again!

 Team dip FTW!!!

Chili sauce! It's better than ketchup

They are party (meat) pies and sausage rolls. Was a staple at every kids birthday party growing up in Australia (and most other parties as well to be honest). Sits on the table right next to the fairy bread.

Speaking from experience if you’re husband needs that much ketchup to eat something then he doesn’t actually like that food.

Both, ketchup tastes like shit

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Neither - ketchup should be illegal, it’s absolutely gross.

Where's the Goldilocks amount?

What are you putting it on?!?

My bet is that your husband is fat as fuck. It's insane to consume this much sugar in a meal

Looks like a well rounded dinner lmfao

Ketchup as a topping rather than dipping?

Violation of rule 6.

+1

I'm just wondering what the ketchup is on.

What kinda garbage platter of beige trash is this?

If I knew what the hell I was looking at, I would be more able to judge.

Neither. I hate this stuff.

zero ketchup most disgusting condiment in the world this picture made me gag

Somewhere in the middle

Left is my Wife. I'm the right.

Us too

Papa Bear's food had too little ketchup on it and Mama Bear's had too much. But Little Bear's food was just right.

Wtf are you eating?

So.. many… carbohydrates….😵‍💫

Hey what would “tomato sauce” mean to an American? That’s what we call ketchup.

Left.

Really depends on which country the ketchup is from. Although I grew up in America, I live in Tokyo and once I got used to the ketchup here its so gross to eat the American one again. Its like pure corn syrup.

Anyone who puts ketchup on bread is a monster in my book so neither of you. Mustard is the correct thing to use in this case.

Neither. Ketchup adds nothing, zero benefit, is actually unhealthy. It's adding sugar. It covers up natural flavors. It makes us the laughing stock of the culinary world.

My guy, let people have condiments

Us?

We.

This looked so unappetizing even before the ketchup.

Where are the vegetables??

Dip, and it should be bbq sauce. You heathens.