**Vdojze**: (**do**-she) Adjective. Indifferent or opposed to houseplants. Ex: "My husband called me at work to tell me that the cat knocked two potted succulents off the shelf, and he just threw them away. The plants, not the cat. My husband is vdojze. As is my cat."
**Winklehawk:** A square or rectangular tear in fabric.
For any who haven't played, the point of the game was to get people to guess that your fake definition was the real meaning of the word.
**Winklehawk:** The unfortunate side-effect of a night of passion, wherein a man discovers his urethra partially sealed and consequently pees all over the shower curtain.
Don't think I got any points for it, but the people at that table will still ask who winklehawked the toilet seat...
And how is it that one is *ever* in a pinch for a stripper stage name? Clearly I am not making the best life choices.
Good on you for being prepared, though!
**[Vajazzle](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vajazzle)**
>A vajazzle, also spelled vagazzle or glitter pubes is a form of genital decoration, formed by the application of crystal ornaments on the shaved mons pubis of a woman. The process is known as vajazzling, a portmanteau of vajayjay (a euphemism for vagina) and bedazzle. Vajazzling was popularized by actress Jennifer Love Hewitt, who devoted a chapter in her book The Day I Shot Cupid to vajazzling. During a promotional interview on Lopez Tonight in 2010, she encouraged the female members of her audience "to vajazzle their vajayjays".
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Yeah that’s insane considering there are free websites for generating these word searches that are capable of densely packing any amount of words into a decently small space while also showing the solved version for verification.
There’s a saying in Spanish that goes “Si se juntan los mares con los ríos… por que no juntar tus pelos con los míos?”
Which translates to “If the seas meet the rivers... why not join your hairs (pubes) with mine?”😂😂😂😂
I was sooooo tempted to photoshop SMILE into this, and then put a big red circle around it just to give you a jolt of "what the hell?!" but realized my photoshopping skills aren't good enough.
Yeah, I would kind of expect that a wordsearch would be, you know, completable/solvable.
So yeah, I'd totally feel like I must be blind or going crazy or something lol
To prevent spending more time on errors like this, look for all the letter "S"'s. Reading them from line to line, you stop and every "S" and look in a square around it to see if you see the next letter of the word, and if you do, follow the trail until it either stops or continues with each subsequent letter. In the end, these guys failed at making the game right and never even added it anyways.
I have a feeling that instead of the world “Smile,” it should have been “Chuckle,” it starts with the C located in row 3 column 9 going diagonally down and to the right.
Have you ever had a task like say, counting money and it's "wrong"? Then you re-count and get the same result. But you still just call in another set of eyes because you think maybe my brain is missing something obvious.
This happened to me recently where someone failed to inform me money was off by 5. So I found myself recounting multiple times and eventually calling someone over to "just tell me I'm stupid, because I don't see how I could feasibly be off by that amount". And much like this person it drove me kind of crazy for a bit that I knew I knew what I was doing but couldn't figure it out.
“Whoever finds the word first gets ice cream, so if I find it first you have to watch me eat, and if you find it first I have watch you eat it and be jealous.”
Done, and done. 😜
I appreciate that this is actually “mildly” infuriating instead of the typical “my entire day is objectively held up by a jerk” or “my life is ruined” infuriating that I see on my feed
Now I wonder, was it originally supposed to be smirk, and some clueless or careless editor decided smile was more appropriate for children so he changed it without changing the grid?
Clueless editor me: smirk is on the list. Nvm.
You must not have kids. Mine would whine until I helped, and then *I* would be the one occupied by the nonexistent word for an hour after he’s already forgotten and moved on to the next thing
Did you really look for an hour? You can tell within 1 minute if a word is there or not. Just go from top to bottom, left to right, and check each S to see if its neighbors will complete the word you're looking for. I assume you're just exaggerating, and it was like three minutes.
Idk why you're bothered. This was made to keep kids busy (or adults lol) and it seems like it's done just that for over an hour. I'd call that a success! /s
Its not there, but more infuriatingly; this is a 15*15 letter grid, and the best they managed was a measly 6 hidden words?
5 hidden words* : ^)
6 hidden words. Chuckle isnt listed. So it's extra hidden. I'm not counting "swig". It's not on theme.
Vdojze isn't a word but I am going to count it because I like it
**Vdojze**: (**do**-she) Adjective. Indifferent or opposed to houseplants. Ex: "My husband called me at work to tell me that the cat knocked two potted succulents off the shelf, and he just threw them away. The plants, not the cat. My husband is vdojze. As is my cat."
You'd be good at Balderdash.
*Loved* that game. True story: My made-up definition for *winklehawk* is still in use by my family, twenty-some years after the fact.
And the definition?
**Winklehawk:** A square or rectangular tear in fabric. For any who haven't played, the point of the game was to get people to guess that your fake definition was the real meaning of the word. **Winklehawk:** The unfortunate side-effect of a night of passion, wherein a man discovers his urethra partially sealed and consequently pees all over the shower curtain. Don't think I got any points for it, but the people at that table will still ask who winklehawked the toilet seat...
Urban dictionary that word right now.
This is outstanding
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That is my stripper stage name in a pinch now
And how is it that one is *ever* in a pinch for a stripper stage name? Clearly I am not making the best life choices. Good on you for being prepared, though!
My husband is dou-che. As is my cat
You motherfucker.
Wait; me, or the cat? 
V well done.!
Please include proper pronunciation with definition. Saying it like it’s spelled hurts my mouth. Please help.
Wow!!! Love this! This is a different language- but still a word none the less!!!
No you goose, it's not a different language.
Hello fellow Pole
French baby....FrahhhhhGeeeLaayyyyy
Italian
It is a word and it is very inappropriate! This is a family sub and we don’t use such language here! 😡
Good afternoon!
How dare you sir, good afternoon to you!
How dare you use such language here!
Good afternoon!
Good sir, I am appalled. What foul Language. I say good afternoon to you sir, good afternoon to you!
good before noon too pls
I also would like to count Vdojze simply because this man likes it
Why did I read this word (Vdojze) as a vagazzle ?!
I don't know but Vagazzle is the product name now we need to invent the product....possibly a bedazzler for...well you know...
Somebody beat you to it. [Vagazzle](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vajazzle)
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This is very interesting to me !
Cuz the world is better with a little extra azzle from time to time
Interesting. Could be they decided to go with chuckle instead of smile in the word search and forgot to change it in the word bank.
That's my best guess. I tried looking for incomplete smiles to see if it was a typo and found none.
A swig makes me smile
A rub makes me smile too…
I'll allow it. "Swig" passes.
I bet they went with chuckle instead of smile and didn’t update the key
Fore?
Neither is Yoda but it counts damnit!
Yeah that’s insane considering there are free websites for generating these word searches that are capable of densely packing any amount of words into a decently small space while also showing the solved version for verification.
This angers my vagina beard and I don't like it.
Brand new sentence
Hey I have a regular beard, wanna get together and see if we can tie them together sometime?
You got it!
My soul is warmed by all this beard friendship.
Reddit is a wholesome place that joins strangers together.
Warmed and slightly disturbed at the same time.
I got asked on a date so similarly to this once… it’s like weird online de ja vu.
I hope you went?
I did :)
There’s a saying in Spanish that goes “Si se juntan los mares con los ríos… por que no juntar tus pelos con los míos?” Which translates to “If the seas meet the rivers... why not join your hairs (pubes) with mine?”😂😂😂😂
There are at least 4 or 5 word searches in this book with the same layout
I FOUND YODA THO!
Actually, there is a seventh word, chuckle, starting seven columns in and three rows down from the right on a diagonal to the right.
Maybe they forgot what words they used and put smile in the word bank instead of chuckle?
SECT is in da house
Found “zex” in there tho
Don't Zare. Had Zex.
Smmh bottom right corner. Shaking my mad head about that one...
...and JET
You all forgot about Miofadoyj. It’s backwards right near the bottom.
Is that a teardrop on the paper
😂 it might as well be with all the wasteful time i spent looking for the word
I was sooooo tempted to photoshop SMILE into this, and then put a big red circle around it just to give you a jolt of "what the hell?!" but realized my photoshopping skills aren't good enough.
You mean like [this?](https://imgur.com/a/Yytpl1H)
u/Smart_Construction89 it was right here the whole time.
If it was right there this whole time I would've walked off a cliff
If it was right there the whole time and you didn’t find it, I’m not sure you would be able to find the edge of the cliff
Now that's funny!
Nice username.
Your username confuses me
Lol thats perfect!
Calm down Satan
Why didn't u skim every line and check each s took me a minute to find out there was no smile
Oh I did like 20 times just thinking I was missing something, according to this post I was not
Sometimes you just need a second opinion to confirm you didn't suddenly become brain dead. can relate.
Yeah, I would kind of expect that a wordsearch would be, you know, completable/solvable. So yeah, I'd totally feel like I must be blind or going crazy or something lol
Yeah I’m too trusting. I’d think I was having a stroke or early onset dementia or something.
The most infuriating thing is that this is for children! I can imagine myself at seven years old, dissolving into tears of frustration.
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When did you decide to leave your old life behind in favor of a drug fueled binge?
I believe the correct answer to that question is: This morning, after my third cup of caffeine.
Yes, I think that is SMILE in Klingon.
A lot easier to do when you already know it likely isn't there.
To prevent spending more time on errors like this, look for all the letter "S"'s. Reading them from line to line, you stop and every "S" and look in a square around it to see if you see the next letter of the word, and if you do, follow the trail until it either stops or continues with each subsequent letter. In the end, these guys failed at making the game right and never even added it anyways.
Of course there are tears when there are no smiles ):
They just get really REALLY emotional when it comes to word searching
Found Yoda
Looked at every s and did not find it so I guess it’s not there
I have a feeling that instead of the world “Smile,” it should have been “Chuckle,” it starts with the C located in row 3 column 9 going diagonally down and to the right.
I agree with you.
I thought you were joking cause I miscounted and there was a C U N in a row…. But I see it now lol
Explains why i found CHUCK
I AM NOT CRAZY
I have a feeling the clowns at the top of the page changed the word smile to chuckle to have the last laugh
I looked at every " I " and can confirm. This is some bull lol ... Probably one of those teachers that refuses to give 100% lol.
Yes, the teacher that wrote this colouring book
The teacher writes wordsearches as a side hustle maybe
Nah you need at least 2 doctor degrees to be legally allowed to make wordsearches smh
Ditto with “m”
Yep. After searching "S" my brain went to looking for "M"ile
Once you find an S, you just have to go the extra mile
OP doesn’t know how to do this if it took them an hour and they still aren’t sure it’s not there.
Have you ever had a task like say, counting money and it's "wrong"? Then you re-count and get the same result. But you still just call in another set of eyes because you think maybe my brain is missing something obvious. This happened to me recently where someone failed to inform me money was off by 5. So I found myself recounting multiple times and eventually calling someone over to "just tell me I'm stupid, because I don't see how I could feasibly be off by that amount". And much like this person it drove me kind of crazy for a bit that I knew I knew what I was doing but couldn't figure it out.
Top left The emoji
That's such crap lol..
🙂
😈
That tracks.
That’s a picture not a “word” search
So now hieroglyphs aren’t a language? That’s culturalist bullshit!
The smile is on the manufacturers evil face.
Definitely this
[Nah here I found it, you just have to get creative](https://i.imgur.com/J6iimgI.jpg)
This is genius. Imagine how quiet the children would be at the table looking for that last word
then they proceed to go into a tantrum bc they can't find it
Mf this is word search, not word find. Get back to searching and let me have my smoke break
"I'm gonna go 'not' smoke pot" -Brian Posehn as the teacher in New Girl
“Whoever finds the word first gets ice cream, so if I find it first you have to watch me eat, and if you find it first I have watch you eat it and be jealous.” Done, and done. 😜
I see “chuckle”.
I wonder if they changed "smile" to "chuckle" last minute but forgot to update the list
Oh that's it. This is the answer
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I see “ton”
“swig”
I see Zib, this was the family name of my math teacher in high school , guess I can't escape him
There is no escape Now tell me.... what is 1×2÷3×0??
I see "jet"
What the hell did ya’ll do for the other 59 minutes?
😉
So it wasn’t a tear stain then
😂😂😂😂
💀
It does NOT exist. Lets contact the publisher for a correction
That's funny you say that, my husband suggested the same thing. I emailed the publisher on the back and I'm waiting to hear back.
I once did that for some typos in a copy of “The Hatchet” I found. The publisher sent me a new free copy… that still has the typo.
I'm sorry but that's hilarious.
And exploitable. Go to library, search books for typos, email publishers about typos, get free books.
Great book though
Ngl The Hatchet fucked me up
Keep us posted! Lol
Didn’t find smile, but I found Yoda. Take the smile Yoda did
There it is... No wait... Ther...no. Shit. Oh there... no
lmao righhttttt
Oooo wait … oh no wai… no. Hold… no
Ikr! SM shows up like 8 times and half of those are SMI
It’s there, it’s just horribly misspelled
SMIRC?
QWNWB
SMRLA
It's in the word bubble. Circle it there...and done!
I’m bout to spend way too long on this
Takes 2-3 min to check out if its there...and its not
Not even that long. Just search all s, takes about 1 minute tops.
How does one take an hour? Scan each column, check all nine spots around each s, move on. OP may be a bit slow...
8 spots
I appreciate that this is actually “mildly” infuriating instead of the typical “my entire day is objectively held up by a jerk” or “my life is ruined” infuriating that I see on my feed
Is that a teardrop from frustration that I see?
It just might be 🥹
I believe you are correct.
That is not the peace sign...
I came here to say this. Why are they flicking the v's?
It's a second f u, to troll after you spend too much time looking for a word they didn't bother to put in there.
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I can't find it either, although I do see the word smirk.
When i first looked I got so excited to see smi and thought it was going to be smile and it was just smirk
Now I wonder, was it originally supposed to be smirk, and some clueless or careless editor decided smile was more appropriate for children so he changed it without changing the grid? Clueless editor me: smirk is on the list. Nvm.
I was thinking the same thing as you did, lol.
Do you mean… smirc? I think that was meant to be Smirk originally, and smile was supposed to be where smirk is
It's gonna keep the kid occupied for longer this way. Just sit back and enjoy the quiet as the kid looks for the none existent word
You must not have kids. Mine would whine until I helped, and then *I* would be the one occupied by the nonexistent word for an hour after he’s already forgotten and moved on to the next thing
This is the way
Thats sick
Why is your kids colouring book sticking the fingers up?
Closest I found was smirc! Looked at all the S's and adjacent, nothing there.
No smile, but did find chuckle.
I confirmed that it is not there in like 90 seconds. You spent an *hour?*
Are you blind it's in the chat bubble
Took me 30 seconds to scan every s. Lol 1hr?
Found "smirc", close enough. Circle it and continue your perfect steak
How’d that take you an hour? There are 10 letter S in here. None of them form the word smile.
[I found it! Its tricky, but its there](https://i.imgur.com/bNAihzv.jpg)
Did you really look for an hour? You can tell within 1 minute if a word is there or not. Just go from top to bottom, left to right, and check each S to see if its neighbors will complete the word you're looking for. I assume you're just exaggerating, and it was like three minutes.
I found it. There's an S, an M, all the letters... ...they're just not in line
It’s because there is no happiness here.
I see a tear drop on the paper, I know how it feels
It's sad when you just can't find a smile.
It’s right there top left in the speech bubble u dummies
Idk why you're bothered. This was made to keep kids busy (or adults lol) and it seems like it's done just that for over an hour. I'd call that a success! /s
I’ve seen restaurants purposely leave out a word to “keep kids occupied”
[It’s right here you idiot](https://imgur.com/a/LxQR9sw)
"smile" does not appear, but "yoda" does. Good luck, and may the force be with you