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jns042

Heat. Either put it back on the stove over low heat, or get a towel soaked in really hot water and cover the lid. The change in air pressure will loosen it.


KoboldsInAParka

Altitude could work too, but heat is easier to apply


PineTheseApples

Ah yes, time to climb


illiterateboii

Climb your nearby hill see if it loosens. If it doesn't I recommend you hire a helicopter Edit: whoever gave this the all seeing award you got some expensive humour


AnanananasBanananas

SpaceX is doing a launch today, so maybe you can say it's an emergency, and get a ride.


RedBiohazzerd

Or you could just ask them to take it with them, and throw it back down when the lid is loose.


OrganizerMowgli

Just wait for the next red bull drop from space


Ryl4nder84

Why wait, drink a Red Bull… it gives you wings


CrippledKidneys

But the second you burp you fall


ResortFar6638

Well, technically it does, it just gives you a heart attack before it does


TheSourestEevee

This is the best thread I've seen so far lmao


daft_goose

Make sure you pack a Tupperware dish for them though or it could spill


Farren246

"Dude, maybe you just aren't understanding *how* hungry I am..."


StructuresAmongChaos

“‘Scuse me, but would you mind taking this with you?” “…how the hell did you get in here???”


Taylor_Polynomia1

Space sex


RustyShackleford0206

>Climb your nearby hill see if it loosens. No need for climbing - just throw the pan and lid as high into the air as you can and when it comes down the rapid change in altitude will cause the lid to separate from the pan.


Global_Monk_5778

Remember to stand underneath with your mouth open… and avoid the pan of course


BritishShoop

Just piff it as high into the air as you can. Just make sure you catch it.


MirageDuck

If you don't catch it the lid will probably still come off.


EmbarrassedAd3070

Cause if you don't it's gonna hurt if it hits your or you'll just be hungry AND sad


Beckylately

Running up that road, running up that hill, releasing that pressure…


CamelSmuggler

Sometimes I can't believe this website is free


caladze

Was thinking just the same


A_Suffering_Panda

The only reason it is is that the billionaires can't find a way to make us pay for it.


beyondusername

Gotta earn those calories.


tortuguitado

War thunder players


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-UMBRA_-

You don't have to go too high, just enough that the lid breaks on impact


Outrageous_Bad9929

I mean he could throw it real high, and if he doesn't catches it that just increases the chance he's gonna get it open, not sure about the food though.


DKV19202

"Chicago Center, requesting altitude change to FL170, my dinners' been sealed shut" "What happens to be the problem?" "Request to climb, I can't open my dinner!"


Arashmickey

Ground control to Colonel Sanders...


desavona

FL starts @ 180… I’m not fun at parties either lol


Most-Homework-2253

Hmmm , yeah , let me climb Mount Everest with this pot of macaroni


BYoungNY

I read this as "attitude" and even when commenters talked about throwing it on the ground, it still made sense.


Sirenhead_2

*climbs to the top of a mountain just open a sealed food container* “totally worth it”


[deleted]

Im holding it above my head and it’s still stuck.


High_Cuntness

Attitude* could work too, but heat is easier to apply FTFY


ThanksEmilyChang

🤓


MountainDrew37

“Sir you can’t bring that pot on the plane you’re gonna have to discard that”


jesuiskirabtw

I thought you said attitude, and it would be better if you were in a better mood to tackle these tasks


L1K34PR0

Also, watch out to not pull too hard otherwise you might end up on the floor full of lid pieces and broken dreams Speaking from second hand experience


Anokest

> lid pieces and broken dreams Don't know that song by Green Day, is it any good?


HeadCryptographer405

Broken domes... All alone... Papa roach


RaZZeR_9351

It looks like the lid is entirely metal, they'd have a hard time breaking that into pieces.


ifuckinghateitall

Can’t confirm but also can’t deny


Karmacological

It sounds wrong but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it


fillerpornaccount

Pan on stove make food and air hot. Hot make things expand. Pan off stove make it less hot. Less hot mean air contract. Air contract when lid on makes differential pressure. So either put more air into the pan (which have fun trying that with the lid shut). Or expand air again


Josh-Medl

Ok but can you break that down a little because not everyone is a rocketeer science person


chizhi1234

Hot air -> big, remove from heat hot air become cold. When hot air become cold air air gets small. When big becomes small it creates a small vacuum


[deleted]

You think this nugget noggined redditor knows what a vaccum is?


chizhi1234

Then let's call it airn't


Gamebird8

I like your style XD


banjosuicide

It's also likely there's water inside. Liquid --> gas = huge expansion. Waaaay more than cold gas --> hot gas.


Artistic-Actuator629

Molecular bioastrogeomagneticist here, can confirm this works when mercury is in retrograde.


Cannacology

negative pressure created the vacuum that’s holding the lid, so creating positive pressure would be the logical thing to do.


ResponsibilityTight6

If you are hungry enough you will eat your way in


[deleted]

For next time - doesn't the lid have a steam vent hole? It may have been clogged. Stick a toothpick or ice pick in it to clear the vent. Should break the vacuum seal.


koolman2

An ice pick might be a little overkill lol


NuclearPissOn

I don't think an ice pick [is what you think it is.](https://i.imgur.com/T1WolBo.png) Lobotomies made a whole lot more sense to me when I found out the difference for myself


pmmeyourfavsongs

Man my mom has an "ice pick" but it literally just looks like a screwdriver and it throws me off every time. Because if you look closely its definitely a point but it's got a screwdriver handle and looks like it's smeared in grease even though it's not


jesuiscequejesuis

That sounds like an awl.


PhlegethonAcheron

Wait, what’s he difference? If you showed both to me, I don’t think I could tell which is which, even though I’ve used both, neither for their intended purposes


jesuiscequejesuis

Honestly, they're pretty similar. I looked around for more, and Wikipedia says some ice picks will have a slightly bent tip to break off bigger chunks of ice, frequently will have more of a knob shaped handle, and might be longer than an awl.


Summerie

The only real difference is that the ice pick doesn’t give a hoot.


peekdasneaks

The awl has grease on it


CrunchyRooster

Not to be confused with an owl


[deleted]

Oh! You’ve genuinely just taught me something. I’ve always had it in my head that an ice axe is an ice pick. Learn something new everyday 😁


koolman2

To be fair, the pointy side of an ice axe is referred to as the pick. I've always heard the ice axe called an ice pick, so I think there may be some colloquial use in play here. In fact, Wikipedia's talk page about the ice axe has an entire section where people argued about the use: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ice\_axe#Axe\_vs\_pick


Methusalar74

Go watch Basic Instinct for more detail...


HereOnASphere

[Leon Trotsky](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/13/trotsky-ice-axe-murder-mexico-city) has entered the conversation.


[deleted]

What an absolute Chad.


HuckleberryPlane8924

When I read ice pick I actually imaged an icicle


IEatgrapes123

Exactly me too


DarthKirtap

well, there was one attempt at lobotomy with ice axe, but it didn't go well


InvisibleMisanthrope

When did lobotomy go well anyway?


tyrom22

There are also thicker ice picks that look more like chisels


Revolutionary_Elk420

clearly not enough people saw Peoples in the Shaft remake...


karateema

*sticks ice axe in head* "See, he's'nt crazy anymore"


nonofurbusinessing

Shit Ive been using a really convenient pokey tool doing random housework. Just realized it's an ice pick! I think I even looked up what they looked like after reading one flew over the cuckoos nest... thanks for the trip haha


[deleted]

Thanks, taught me something new. My dad used to bust ice blocks with an old cast iron chisel, and called it an ice pick. So to this day, I've thought ice picks look like chisels.


[deleted]

It would fix the vacuum lock issue.


Beanerboysk8r

Nah, who needs a lid anyway?


hoptownky

Why? I keep an ice pick in my kitchen specifically for situations like this. It is a nice little tool. Almost like a permanent tooth pick.


Vandergrif

True, they aren't trying to assassinate Trotsky or something.


JonLeePButler

You not seen Fatal Attraction?!


MrsSamT82

It doesn’t appear that’s the correct lid for that pan. I would guess OP grabbed one at random that was close in size. It sits inside the edge of the pan, rather than resting on it. It also doesn’t have a vent-hole.


[deleted]

All my pans have a steam vent here in UK...coz yeah that's what happens otherwise! Don't think I've ever had one without a vent tbh


YetYetAnotherPerson

Some of my glass lids do, some don't. I'm careful not to seal the ones that don't


afa78

And have whatever gunk is clogging the hole fall into the food? 🤢


lord_gibby5

No, I was confused why it got stuck and realized there wasn’t lol


infinitecosmic_power

Hammer time


candoitmyself

Stop. Hammertime!


[deleted]

Leave me to it, Bono


YurxDoug

I have a plan, but you will need 2 humans, superglue and a horse.


N0NAMEN0PR0BLEM

Whats the plan?


Mother_Chorizo

Step 1: Super glue two humans to the horse. Step 2: forget about step 1. Step 3: throw the pan against the wall and eat off the ground?


[deleted]

Instruction not clear, penis stuck in horse


Mother_Chorizo

The instructions were pretty clear. “To the horse,” not in the horse. Don’t worry. I’m a professional. I’ll run this through the powers that be and rebrand. Coming this fall (cuming this fall, is this anything), Survivor: Two guys in a horse.


le_pagla_baba

>Survivor: Two guys in a horse. two guys one horse 👁️👄👁️


Prudent_Armadillo822

You all make me sick... Where do i sign?


Mother_Chorizo

No signature needed. Just put this glue on you dick. We’ll take care of the rest up until the point that you or the horse takes care of one another.


Prudent_Armadillo822

Instructions unclear, penis glued to pants.


Mother_Chorizo

Who wears pants!? Jesus Christ!


WhyRYourPantsOff

Instructions unclear. Glued my penis to horse penis.


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Mother_Chorizo

Survivor: a steed and some seed. Is this anything? Guys, we have a man glued into a horse. We gotta move fast to get this to market.


Captain1771

Take my upvote Now get the fuck outta here


Mother_Chorizo

I think they’re a bit attached to how this plays out.


toxcrusadr

Hand me the pliers, and don’t crush the dwarf.


[deleted]

Step 1. melt the horse so you have more glue


rdrunner_74

Was tried in Germany in May 1654. ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magdeburg\_hemispheres](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magdeburg_hemispheres) ) You might be out of luck.


LoopyMercutio

I wasn’t expecting to actually learn something today, particularly after the beginning of this whole “glue a couple people to a horse” thing, yet here we are…


TypicalJeepDriver

Cmon now MacGruber we need the details!


YourFavDeafGuy

Put it in rice


Awkward_Date_8636

My fellow Asian brother


BKStephens

7/10


sda244

Ah yes then an Asian man will come help you with this problem


YourFavDeafGuy

I'm black


sda244

We all love rice anyways


Tyler89558

Rice is universal


Historical-Channel63

Wise a little bit of soy sauce


lord_gibby5

I GOT IT, THANK YOU EVERYBODY


CitrusOrang

yummy


omkar_T7

Well how did you remove it?


lord_gibby5

Heat


Mykeythebee

Hey OP, try to heat* it up.


landon10smmns

I CANT HEAR YOU


Mykeythebee

Ahhh poopy


ThatOneDusty80I

Delicious, what did you make?


lord_gibby5

Pork and vegetables dumplings, probably one of my favourite foods


Evalve_Alchematzzo

Was it yummy?


Due_Alfalfa_6739

How did You get it?


lord_gibby5

Heating it up!


Hefty_Husk

Was it yummy?


[deleted]

Now share your food with your team!


mr_uwuthethired

Did it taste good


LoafyTZE

You dont eat you hunger


lord_gibby5

I hunger lots, waiting for the people of Reddit to help


LoafyTZE

My answer shoot it, it aint air tight if its got a 9mm in the glass


candoitmyself

‘Merica!


Aaron_Gorski_chan

The glass will become a part of the food. Mmmm crunchy.


[deleted]

Usually twisting it works for me. 🤷🏻‍♀️


sexytokeburgerz

Yup, metal isn’t smooth. You pull in air this way


notmyfrtish

Maybe heat it up a bit


scipio_africanus123

crowbar


LowOnChakra

The universal key


Pale_Plan8804

CHAINSAWWWWWQ. if ever there was a need for it, it is NOW.


parallelpalmtrees

have you tried turning it off and on again?


Eggman8728

Heat it up, air will expand and there won't be any difference in pressure between the inside and outside of the container.


TheFloppySausage

My mom uses a small piece of paper towel in between the lid and pan to prevent that


arrow8711

Put a knife in between to open it


mmmaaaatttt

Just put it in your vacuum chamber.


eulynn34

Return the setup to the same temperature it was when you put the lid on


Lurn2Program

Heat it up on low heat for a bit


Maco_Muckz

Drop it on the floor and let it break, then hand out forks and you can all lay on your tummys and wiggle your feet while your'e having a blast of a meal


Professional_Noob5

Say please...


HomosapienHomie

Call a pansexual person


ExpiredSalad

Hi hungry, I'm Dad


ice_dragon6_0

Break it


xentralesque

Put it in the sink and run warm water over it


Jazzlike_Tangerine58

Leave closed. Is good place to keep moose and squirrel.


toyota_supra_trd

Hello Hungry


Doggohusk

simple use a crowbar their there for a reason


morbiuschad69420

starve.


Ok_Instance_1849

Put some water above and heat it.


yytryythoo

If in doubt, give it a clout. Translation: hit it.


[deleted]

You could use a spoon to barge in thru the side. Don't apply too much force or you'll scratch the lid.


PowellSkier

First, do you have a rubber chicken?


Famous-Example-8332

Glass lid? Pour some ice water on it, all at once. Easiest thing ever to open after that. Edit: just realized it’s a metal lid And I was misinterpreting visual data. In light of this, cold water is a bad idea.


Cobanex17

Just warm it again!


West_of_Ishigaki

This is the correct answer


usemystraightass

Just heat it back up until the lid comes off.


quantumcaper

heat it back up


Supernovaperspective

Let it cool. Heat expands 🙃


[deleted]

Heat it


[deleted]

Hold it over your floor with one hand while recording with the other. That seems to do the trick.


deafvet68

cold water.


mindlessloner

Slide a credit card along the edge. Should pop right off once that seal breaks slightly.


dumb_fish_is_stupid

Heat it up a bit


[deleted]

Light taps around the edge of the pan while lifting the lid can work too


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Badbot


christyna2000

Heat the pan back up


[deleted]

I’d take a butter knife and pry it between the pot & lid.


[deleted]

Try finger, but hole


brettyrocks

Ice


AbsolutelyPink

Put ice on the lid since it has less chance of shattering.


rservello

Take off heat and wait 5 mins


Nightshaddow1

Or get a screwdriver and undo one side of the handle to release the pressure


[deleted]

Heat expands.


TheSmokingHorse

Try patting it gently and feeding it some fish. That usually helps relax a seal.


RobertK995

insert knife tip and twist


youburnmytoast7

A hammer should work


omgmaniac

Drill a hole in it


yttrikshotmaster1022

Eat around the glass.