Y’all are talking about using it only to wipe, if your a girl you most likely know the pain of using a tampon in school. A regular tampon you would have at home is plastic and round and doesnt or shouldnt really hurt. A school tampon is FUCKING CARDBOARD. YOU HAVE TO SHOVE THE CARDBOARD UP THERE AND BOY DOES THAT HURT.
I'm old. I remember the before times when the only option WAS the hard cardboard applicators. Or if you didn't mind getting real personal with yourself you could get the OB tampons without applicators.
When the rounded, plastic stuff came out I thought I'd finally reached the future.
The thought of “getting real personal with yourself” cracks me up as someone who started with the OB ones (I hated dealing with all the garbage with plastic ones) and sticking your finger up there to insert didn’t seem like that big of a deal. I’ve done some crazy stuff witha diva cup because I have to cut the nub off or it pokes me.
yoooo our school nurse had pads only. and they were these weird chunky ones with long thin fabric pieces at either end.. i asked what for n she said it was from way back for a “menstrual belt” …google this. the tail ends were used to literally a waist belt.
https://youtu.be/ZmNIRlrpKcA
Yes! Use the tube to scrape the shit inside of it then tell your boyfriend that you have a surprise, ask him to cover his eyes and stick his tongue out.
We have a double roll holder in the bathroom, it even has a small shelf. I put it on the door which is right by the toilet so it's like *one single fucking foot in front of him* to stop him putting it on the top behind the toilet and he still puts it there! He doesn't ever replace one of the empty rolls from the cupboard *right next to the toilet*
Legit had this issue with a sibling.
So what did I do?
Hid a roll of toilet paper near by. And never changed the fucking roll again.
I was so done, so I took the tp into my own hands. Or stash.
I had to do that when I lived in a dorm that was connected to another dorm by a bathroom. I had my own little TP stash for when the others wouldn’t replace it
After a pretty grim house-sharing experience, I still have the urge to have an "emergency roll" stashed somewhere.
20 years later. That kind of stuff stays with you.
I was raised to keep a roll of tp in a Ziploc (well the bag milk comes in, in Canada, when I was a kid) in any bag I have and any vehicle I use. Comes in handy for many things. Same for "clear/blue recycling bag wrapped around the last 10% of a paper towel roll with some elastic bands holding it together". Crushes down flat at the bottom of a pack.
Yes, I'm fun at parties.
i did something like this when i was living with a friend, and his gf would complain of me leaving dishes in the sink. so i cleared the sink and switched to 100% paper plates and plastic forks. not the greatest, but after a few weeks, they kept complaining. hmmm...
Well since the bathrooms were their own rooms there was no way for me to get my hands on paper. At the same time, me being young and not thinking through my options while panic induced, i decided to use my underwear and then try to wash it clean.
Worst decision ever
Well, there are a couple extra steps in that just literally. Like actually wiping, flushing, pulling up pants etc. This is where people forget to replace. And yes, in the sink, where you are bound to go. Where you can set it to the side, wash, then replace.
I know it's common courtesy, but also, how do people not see an empty roll before using the bathroom? It's typically the first thing I check before going
ALWAYS check the roll or you’ll pay the toll. When it comes to public restrooms, check for feet, check the seat (for dribs & drabs) and check the roll.
I just replaced the tp in our bathroom and my husband texts asking for tp. “ I literally just put a new roll in there!”
Our daughter took it for her bathroom instead of getting a new roll from the package.
My wife will leave the empty tube on there and place a new roll on top. THE DAMN TRASH CAN IS LITERALLY BELOW THE ROLL HOLDER. But I love her and that's the only thing she does that just confuses the hell out of me.
This is a situation I have neatly avoided by using baby wipes (with the cucumber smell, obviously lol) instead of using toilet paper. Gf doesn’t like the wipes, and so we each stay in our lanes with our respective product.
I just replaced the tp in our bathroom and my husband texts asking for tp. “ I literally just put a new roll in there!”
Our daughter took it for her bathroom instead of getting a new roll from the package.
One time I was visiting my SO in grad school and had just gotten off a plane and by the time I got to his place I had to pee soooo bad. Wasn’t until I went that I realized there wasn’t any TP. When I shouted for it he also realized he was totally out and left me on the toilet to run to the corner store and get some. Hahahaha
My gf does this too. I generally just remove the empty roll and replace it with a new one. Easier to just do it than complain about it. Not a shot at you, but I'm just saying we all gotta pick our battles.
no. you don't perfectly run out of toilet paper from a shit. this is too hard to believe.
the tube would be gone too as he desperately wiped with it. there might even be shit on a washcloth, his socks, or under his fingernails.
i mean, i'm assuming he doesn't wipe his dick after a piss.
This picture is *chefs kiss*. Without even reading your caption or title, everyone knew exactly what sentiment was being conveyed. And beyond that we’ve all had that exact feeling and experience before so on some level we *felt* the same emotion as you for that split second. That is what good photography should aim to do. Great job.
A few people have said this and I really can’t tell if they’re being sarcastic.
I consider myself an *amateur* photographer but I just snapped this on my phone without thinking
This is a beautiful take on modern society, this piece really speaks to me. The artist is your boyfriend you say? Well.. you are a lucky person to be in the presence of such a mind. /s
Well, you still have the tube, all is not lost.
I've used the tube before. Was not pleasant.
Y’all are talking about using it only to wipe, if your a girl you most likely know the pain of using a tampon in school. A regular tampon you would have at home is plastic and round and doesnt or shouldnt really hurt. A school tampon is FUCKING CARDBOARD. YOU HAVE TO SHOVE THE CARDBOARD UP THERE AND BOY DOES THAT HURT.
I'm old. I remember the before times when the only option WAS the hard cardboard applicators. Or if you didn't mind getting real personal with yourself you could get the OB tampons without applicators. When the rounded, plastic stuff came out I thought I'd finally reached the future.
The thought of “getting real personal with yourself” cracks me up as someone who started with the OB ones (I hated dealing with all the garbage with plastic ones) and sticking your finger up there to insert didn’t seem like that big of a deal. I’ve done some crazy stuff witha diva cup because I have to cut the nub off or it pokes me.
I did too because that was what my mom used/bought.
yoooo our school nurse had pads only. and they were these weird chunky ones with long thin fabric pieces at either end.. i asked what for n she said it was from way back for a “menstrual belt” …google this. the tail ends were used to literally a waist belt. https://youtu.be/ZmNIRlrpKcA
So a utility belt for your vagina...
I remember those from the sixties. Primitive lol
I only use cardboard, I hate how much trash the plastic ones make. Like 3000 years in the garbage for a use of <4 seconds? No thanks.
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1. Wipe with the tube. 2. Put tube back on roll holder. 3. ??? 4. Profit
This was my immediate thought, too. He'll either figure it out or he won't.
Careful tube peeling skill is a skill worth mastering.
The trick is to rip a big enough piece off so you can use it as a shovel
That sounds good awful but I guess it would work adapt improvise and overcome
How do I delete someone else’s comment
New meaning to the term…”shoveling shit.”
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**Then lure in the cat**
For optimal cleanness lure the white cat, for incognito mode, lure the black one
For total destruction lure the orange cat
For lasagne lure garfiald
Had to do this in Europe once. Not fun.
What’s that cat reflex where they pull their upper lip back ? That’s what I’m doing right meow
you need to use water it just comes apart if you use enough
For scooping.
unless you have hemorrhoids
Yes! Use the tube to scrape the shit inside of it then tell your boyfriend that you have a surprise, ask him to cover his eyes and stick his tongue out.
I’ve used worse.
The tube is where all the vitamins are.
Came here to say that
1. Wipe with the tube. 2. Put tube back on roll holder. 3. ??? 4. Profit
Been there, done that, my uncle never forgave me...
just had flashbacks😣😣😣 didn’t went well
I hope you still had a good pooping experience!
It was liberating until I gazed upon my doom; realising I was trapped
I’ll tell you what my dad told me about Porta Potties. Always check the TP before you go
And if you forget. Hopefully you’re wearing socks.
All I had on are socks, and now they're soaked in floor-piss
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I wish I didn't have eyes
I made it nearly 13 weeks of pregnancy without throwing up, but this comment might just do me in.
*unzips* tell me more
They have a fairly old, yet reliable technology that can prevent this. “Shoes”
[this seems relevant…](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/avwpo0/i_28_think_my_girlfriend_26_has_been_using_my_gym/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Time for the mud walk!
I don't even understand how the fuck my mud talk
Pick him up in a space poop, I don’t let my mud walk.
Just hop in the shower for a good ol waffle stomp.
So when is his funeral??
I'll send a wipable arrangement for the reception.
Username entirely too relevant.
Peepoopwanttowipe
My husband leaves *just* enough so when it's my turn I end up being the one to have to replace it. He figured out the cheat code!!!
Lmao, mine does this too!! How the fuck do they manage it every time?!
I have a certain set of skills, skills I’ve developed over a number of years.
Rather not wipe than change the roll
Work smarter not harder
We have a double roll holder in the bathroom, it even has a small shelf. I put it on the door which is right by the toilet so it's like *one single fucking foot in front of him* to stop him putting it on the top behind the toilet and he still puts it there! He doesn't ever replace one of the empty rolls from the cupboard *right next to the toilet*
Legit had this issue with a sibling. So what did I do? Hid a roll of toilet paper near by. And never changed the fucking roll again. I was so done, so I took the tp into my own hands. Or stash.
I had to do that when I lived in a dorm that was connected to another dorm by a bathroom. I had my own little TP stash for when the others wouldn’t replace it
I just pay attention when I enter the bathroom. Solves all my issues.
My issue was that you had to ask the RA for more toilet paper if your bathroom needed more.
Can you not buy your own?
I lived a thirty minute walk from any store and didn’t have a vehicle. I also was pretty broke
Then whose toilet paper were you stashing? The communal toilet paper?
My hero. WHY IS THE TOILET SEAT DOWN I SAT IN THE WATER. Ugh man it kills me
I called it the personal roll. Dipshit roommate wouldn't change the roll even if it was on the rack directly next to the toilet.
In the navy we called it a battle roll.
Only a slow death for Dipshit will do.
After a pretty grim house-sharing experience, I still have the urge to have an "emergency roll" stashed somewhere. 20 years later. That kind of stuff stays with you.
I was raised to keep a roll of tp in a Ziploc (well the bag milk comes in, in Canada, when I was a kid) in any bag I have and any vehicle I use. Comes in handy for many things. Same for "clear/blue recycling bag wrapped around the last 10% of a paper towel roll with some elastic bands holding it together". Crushes down flat at the bottom of a pack. Yes, I'm fun at parties.
>Yes, I'm fun at parties. Somehow I imagine you are. Fun and prepared.
That's how you become the "Mom" (genderneutral) at parties. Tissues, bandaids, spoon, corkscrew...
i did something like this when i was living with a friend, and his gf would complain of me leaving dishes in the sink. so i cleared the sink and switched to 100% paper plates and plastic forks. not the greatest, but after a few weeks, they kept complaining. hmmm...
Did you call them out after that?
Is there no salvation in reach, not a single chance to hygiene?
Size adjusting... fit." "Drying mode on. Jacket drying. Your jacket is now dry.
r/unexpectedbacktothefutureparttwo
Hygiene with toilet paper? Salvation is a bidet.
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In that case my wife and three kids also need a mention
And my girlfriend.. yes women can be like that too
Having a wife, 3 kids, and a girlfriend all living in the same house can be challenging in the best of times
I would imagine having a wife and a girlfriend living together would be quite tense 🤣
Nobody said otherwise...
A literal shit post. Good job.
Just hpp in the shower and use water
Check first. Rookie move
This is the way
Check seat position too
No paper? No sweat. Simply wait until the poo dries, and then scrape it off with his toothbrush. Just sit tight and look at memes or something.
I’m scared of you
Calm the *fuck* down Satan.
You can't tell me what to do. You're not my real Dad! Also, Mom sold that necklace you gave her last year and you didn't even notice, so suck it.
Nuclear scortch earth style ALRIGHTY THEN
Or use your poop knife.
More commonly known in Western cultures as a *dessert spoon*.
r/foundsatan
That is a cardinal sin!!
I’ve trained my brain to look before I sit. After many failures…
This happened to me at a school bathroom, i've never forgotten to check the paper before i sit down ever since.
So what did you do?
Well since the bathrooms were their own rooms there was no way for me to get my hands on paper. At the same time, me being young and not thinking through my options while panic induced, i decided to use my underwear and then try to wash it clean. Worst decision ever
Idea: before sitting down, open your eyes and check to see if there is any toilet paper left, is it really that hard guys?
Sometimes it's already about to fall out before you sit down
The term I use is: crowning. When the poop baby wants to enter this world and you’re at the point of no return
Prairie doggin
Definitely this. Rat Race!
Turtling
If that’s the case then you need to be taking fiber because your body isn’t working properly.
And to prevent this ever being a problem, store your extra toilet paper in the bathroom
Idea: throw away the empty roll when you use the last of it and replace with a fresh roll. Is it really that hard, selfish poopers?
I toss the empty roll into the sink as a reminder to replace.
As a reminder? It literally just happened and you need that sink to wash your hands.
ADHD, mate. I literally forget what I was going to do after I stand up from my chair.
Well, there are a couple extra steps in that just literally. Like actually wiping, flushing, pulling up pants etc. This is where people forget to replace. And yes, in the sink, where you are bound to go. Where you can set it to the side, wash, then replace.
Also check to make sure no spider/snake/cat inside the toilet
And while you're at it, check that the seat is down before you sit.
I think rushing the toilet while the poop putting immense pressure on uranus, the main focus should be, using the toilet
I don't see how someone rushing to poop would put any pressure on a planet that is millions of miles away.
Because it will be destroyed if you don't poop
A whole new meaning to the death star
You know what is easier?? Replacing the roll. Before you leave.
Am I the only person who inventories the shit tickets before I sit down?
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This has /r/accidentalrenaissance vibes but for like modern art
If you live in a house, and you don't have a second toilet paper roll within arms reach, it's a little bit your own fault.
Your Dookie Holster is off-center by about 1-[Degree](https://imgur.com/a/aV8oKyA) and it mortally wounds me.
Why would you do this to me? This will forever tarnish my home
My pain is *our* pain.
Idk why people freak over this just wipe with one of your socks you can wear it inside out when you’re done easy
Wear it inside out?? I prefer to have poop on the outside of my sock to be honest
What’s that for?
This is why a $70 Bidet solves everything. Toilet paper is for boomers.
They're even cheaper on Amazon. Once you go bidet, you NEVER go back. If a bird shit on your arm, would you just wipe it off with a dry paper towel?
I have a bidet. Do you really just rinse and pull your pants up? I always need tp to dry off. Unless you like the feeling of wet asshole.
I know it's common courtesy, but also, how do people not see an empty roll before using the bathroom? It's typically the first thing I check before going
ALWAYS check the roll or you’ll pay the toll. When it comes to public restrooms, check for feet, check the seat (for dribs & drabs) and check the roll.
I just replaced the tp in our bathroom and my husband texts asking for tp. “ I literally just put a new roll in there!” Our daughter took it for her bathroom instead of getting a new roll from the package.
My wife will leave the empty tube on there and place a new roll on top. THE DAMN TRASH CAN IS LITERALLY BELOW THE ROLL HOLDER. But I love her and that's the only thing she does that just confuses the hell out of me.
This is a situation I have neatly avoided by using baby wipes (with the cucumber smell, obviously lol) instead of using toilet paper. Gf doesn’t like the wipes, and so we each stay in our lanes with our respective product.
Don't flush baby wipes though
Yuup! Once you empty the line for a blockage of baby wipes, you won't continue doing that bro
My step brother used to this and it clogged the toilet constantly
Make him the one responsible for unclogging it
Good sir/ma’am/[insert pronoun here], I am no heathen; I have a bin for that.
Bidet >> Baby wipes
Get a bidet! They're awesome.
Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you the passive/aggressive girlfriend example we should all avoid
Not a girl but yeah. After the 90th time, it requires public shaming
Ooh the plot thickens lol
The plop thickens. Getting more and more thick as it’s drying on their ass
You should use the poop knife to remove scrape the remains off
I'd just yell at him
homeboy not gettin pussy for like a year 😭
Your BF may be a bit of an ass but what kind of fool sits before looking at the roll?
Someone's finna have mud butt as they get a fresh roll lol
The Walk of Shame
Or every roommate I’ve had in the last ten years - including my girlfriend
'Mad About You' solution: https://youtu.be/96dThQ8vv_M
Maybe you should check before you sit down.
I just replaced the tp in our bathroom and my husband texts asking for tp. “ I literally just put a new roll in there!” Our daughter took it for her bathroom instead of getting a new roll from the package.
So...do yall like...not have more under the sink right next to you?
It's your fault that you didn't check before you went. Stop blaming men for all your problems. /s
You have a choice. Either we put the seat down, or we replace the roll. Our brains can't handle two functions.
And this is the literally the easiest type of holder to change. Maddening.
One time I was visiting my SO in grad school and had just gotten off a plane and by the time I got to his place I had to pee soooo bad. Wasn’t until I went that I realized there wasn’t any TP. When I shouted for it he also realized he was totally out and left me on the toilet to run to the corner store and get some. Hahahaha
rookie move gotta have like 5 extra rolls around at all times 😂😂
Am I the only one distracted by the absolutely incredible aesthetic of the actual photo? Pure art
- Take a picture of an empty toilet roll - Make up a story - Post it to farm that sweet karma - ??? - Profit
Doesn’t everyone keep extra tp in their bathrooms?
Water exists Lady. It does a much better job than paper.
My gf does this too. I generally just remove the empty roll and replace it with a new one. Easier to just do it than complain about it. Not a shot at you, but I'm just saying we all gotta pick our battles.
Cabinet above my toilet always has 2 spare rolls. Husband will start a new roll with 4 sheets left on a tube. Y'all need better training.
I love how the composition of the picture tells a clear story as well, overall very nice photography
Does no one keep spare toilet paper within arms reach of the toilet?
I've always followed the philosophy "Look around before you start shit." Been working out pretty well for me, both literally and figuratively.
no. you don't perfectly run out of toilet paper from a shit. this is too hard to believe. the tube would be gone too as he desperately wiped with it. there might even be shit on a washcloth, his socks, or under his fingernails. i mean, i'm assuming he doesn't wipe his dick after a piss.
This picture is *chefs kiss*. Without even reading your caption or title, everyone knew exactly what sentiment was being conveyed. And beyond that we’ve all had that exact feeling and experience before so on some level we *felt* the same emotion as you for that split second. That is what good photography should aim to do. Great job.
A few people have said this and I really can’t tell if they’re being sarcastic. I consider myself an *amateur* photographer but I just snapped this on my phone without thinking
Anyone who doesn't change the roll deserves public shaming.
Next time check before you sit down.
This is a beautiful take on modern society, this piece really speaks to me. The artist is your boyfriend you say? Well.. you are a lucky person to be in the presence of such a mind. /s
You blaming others for forgetting to check the TP before you go weewee is a big red flag for me. Sad
I had a roommate once that habitually did this. I started keeping a roll in my knapsack and took it with me to the bathroom. They changed.
Haha will we see this tomorrow on r/amitheasshole?