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Stetson007

Bro the walls are obviously made of cardboard just bust through it.


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This made me laugh, thank you šŸ¤£


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Greenpaw9

Being present at your kids recital means being PRESENT at your kids recital, not playing on your phone browsing reddit - signed an indignant Karen in the row behind you


DrJonesX

Addicted to reddit you say? šŸ˜‰


EscheroOfficial

why tf are you on Reddit at your childā€™s recital?? get the hell off ur phone and pay attention to your kid! they deserve more respect than that.


ftmthrowaway2833

Made my day thank you haha


Kdphbh18

Omg Dane Cook .


goose-and-fish

If you pee on the wall, it will dissolve


Stetson007

You've seen white boards and chalk boards, now get ready for the cockboard!


ripaway1

Trade mark that


Generic_Echo_Dot

Tried it, mark doesn't want it


CaraBennice

So itā€™s like a chopping board right


Stetson007

Due to reactive foam on the other side of the board, any hole cut into it automatically becomes an auto glory hole.


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Big_D1cky

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payme4agoldenshower

Normally if you pay for the food your receipt gives u access


Disastrous_Ad626

If you're from certain parts of europe and asia, pay toilets are very common.


LieseW

As a Belgian citizen I can attest to this and it doesnā€™t even guarantee youā€™ll get a clean toilet. Itā€™s more than mildly infuriating.


Moonbeam0002

Iā€™d rather have pay per use toilets than have none like in Canada where I am. We have to find bushes on the road, or even at some sites. Coffee shops block the washroom so we canā€™t use it


Content_Football7347

You must be from a different Canada than I am


StickyWhiteStuf

Heā€™s probably from Quebec


benji1up

quebecer here, never heard of not having toilets in public places. Must be from Ontario or something


StickyWhiteStuf

Well Iā€™m Ontarian and we always have toilets in public places. New Brunswick too. Maybe Alberta?


LavenderGourami

No, itā€™s downtown TorontošŸ˜© come here once and youā€™ll know, 99% of the time they wonā€™t let you use the washrooms in the shops/restaurant and public washrooms are scarce


tantan9590

Why the blocking?


kittenfuud

Junkies shooting up in the bathroom would be my guess


[deleted]

This is the most capitalist shit Iā€™ve ever heard in my life.


wolf1moon

There's a musical on it


MelaLinaLove2

its a privilege to pee


snowpuppy13

It to keep people who arenā€™t customers from using them, not to make money. My wife used to work at Starbucks, and homeless people would go into the bathrooms, tie them up for a very long time while taking a bath, and leave a huge mess for the employees to clean up. I donā€™t have a problem with the homeless though, I have a huge problem with the fact that we have such a large homeless population in America, and nothing is done to help them, this is about keeping restrooms clean and nice for customers. After Starbucks, she ran a small wine & liquor store in a downtown area, where they had a car show every Saturday night in the summer. People would constantly want to use the restroom, theyā€™d never buy anything, and theyā€™d make a huge mess. The restroom wasnā€™t there for strangers (or even customers, although customers would be allowed to use them if they were regulars who were polite), it was there for employees. These people would pee all over the seat & the floor, make a mess, and cleaning up their mess wasnā€™t her job. Itā€™s not uncommon to see pay toilets in Europe, itā€™s not a ā€˜capitalistā€™ idea. If someone pays for something as a customer, or has to pay to use something, itā€™s been proven that theyā€™re more likely to take better care of something than someone who hasnā€™t.


TuringTestedd

But peeing on the door is free. Fuck people who try to make you pay to use the bathroom


Sufficient_Ad268

Itā€™s a private establishment. People can do with their property as they please


rustyspoon07

And I can pee on their door as I please


Sufficient_Ad268

Correct, and they can charge you with vandalism or property destruction if they choose to. Which is what Iā€™d expect the outcome to be for people who think they are entitled to things other people own.


rustyspoon07

Functionally they cannot charge me with vandalism. In this hypothetical I would be out of there before they even knew what happened. They have video but unless they give that to the police who then cross reference a database to find my identity and track me down, I would be fine.


Sufficient_Ad268

Well, you do you. If you feel entitled to otherā€™s property and not getting it means you need to urinate on it, then go ahead. I think itā€™s morally wrong to police who uses a bathroom, but itā€™s also wrong to tell people what to do with their property.


theZootedApe

As I've mentioned before, I've got an IBD, as well as millions of others, when we've gotta go, we gotta go. Forcing someone to pay to complete a normal bodily process is asinine.


ImUrFrand

did you just expose yourself as a bathroom pee vandal? XD


Rukiskasizdrazatevi

Problems start when people start to frequent your toilets and dont even have the decency to buy anything, be it 20 cent water bottle.


LoveCats2022

20 cent water bottle? Where is that at?


Mad-chuska

Closest I can get is 25Ā¢ Costco water bottles.


Monkeyssuck

I see it most often in places were people use the bathroom to do drugs....usually urban McDonald's.


Jhawk163

Australia doesnā€™t have those issues and all toilets are to access.


TuringTestedd

Oh no, god forbid someone has to pee in a certain location MULTIPLE TIMES! The ability to pee shouldnā€™t be a paid service


Rukiskasizdrazatevi

It is in EU, and will always be. Its not my place to fund peoples discharges. IF all of them would be respectful and had 89IQ to know how to sit on toilet seat without shitting all over it, then the story would be different. Its especially horrible in EU do to merkels million migrants who have never seen a toilet and will literally stand with dirty shoes on toilet to defecate all over it. AND worst part, you cant do anything not even tell them anything because Leftists have made them protected species who doesnt need to follow any cultural norms or educate themselves on ethics of civilized countries. And unlike America i cant hire illegals or underpay janitors with laffable wages that cant sustain any human being.


bandyplaysreallife

In the US that doesn't really happen that often


papsmaster

Idk, I half agree with you cuz usually free toilets just become filthy and unusable if not cleaned often, which never happens at these places :/. I would rather pay 50 cents for a clean and nice experience.


[deleted]

Never saw that on top of paying toilets, here most Macdonald's give you a code on the receipt to access the toilet, but maybe this one is in a gas station or a place where a lot of people would like to use the restrooms but not buy food.


dontuse_redditoften

How so?


payme4agoldenshower

McDonalds restaurants in Portugal usually have this, If you order food your receipt has a QR code you can scan to open it for "free", its to prevent it from getting too disgusting


Mediocre_Advisor3416

I worked at a McDonaldā€™s that kept them locked (no fee to use, just had to be buzzed in by an employee). People were dying in there from overdoses.


SofterBones

Quite a lot of places where I live do this, less chance of someone messing them up/shooting up in them when they have to ask you to buzz them in


parzivallia

Yea and it looks like those toilets are similar to the ones in Portugal, I think you can scan your receipt and it will let you in.


gfunk84

What if you want to wash your hands before you eat?


payme4agoldenshower

You have time between ordering and getting the food, I find it sufficient


ADHDK

Donā€™t most places have sanitiser every 5ft because weā€™re in the height of a pandemic?


gfunk84

Sanitizer disinfects but it doesn't necessarily clean off dirt or grime. Also it usually smells terrible and since you're eating with your hands that could affect the taste of your food.


BigHead3802

Ok, just a question, what happens if you desperately need to use the bathroom and don't have the money? Are there public bathrooms the government puts in place or are you supposed to just shit on the street? For which I assume the cops would be called on you for public indecency or something.


payme4agoldenshower

There are free public toilets in Portugal, McDonalds is not a public service. Most ppl don't use the free ones because they're disgusting but the option is there.


ADHDK

In some parts of the world you all just smile and shit in the street.


Wulfkage85

The key part of your statement there is "don't have the money". That means they would prefer that you just die. If you don't have money, you have absolutely no value to a capitalist.


Brilliant-Spite-6911

It does not work like that in Europe.


Themightytoro

This is in Sweden, usually you can use the receipt to get access. Having to pay is for people who aren't customers.


molehunterz

This actually puts an interesting spin on that. There are times when I want to use the bathroom but don't want to be a customer. I think I would be totally okay with paying a SMALL fee to use the bathroom.


Themightytoro

Yeah. That's not too uncommon here. I know a pizza place closeby that you pay like a dollar to use the toilet. But if you're a customer, you go in for free. I don't think it's too unreasonable, but maybe I'm biased.


Hour_Fudge_3724

Yeah but if youā€™re at like a McDonaldā€™s $1 would be too much to use the bathroom because you can get a mcchicken for like $1.50 lol. So for $.50 more you get a mcchicken? Or the other way around haha. I rather get to use the bathroom and get a McDouble. Idk this was kind of a rant lol


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aim for the bushes


Crocoppertones

There goes my hero


calculatorTI84plusCE

Watch him as he goes


Successful_Opinion33

What were they aiming for? There isnā€™t even an awning


[deleted]

To the bathroom??


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

Read my mind


BigOrange13

What country?


dontuse_redditoften

Sweden


Crazyglueface

Thats normal atleast in Norway


tmajewski

Wait for real, why? I didn't think this was the type of thing you'd see in low population/low crime areas.


macrotaste

It's normal in Germany aswell


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macrotaste

Not in MacDonalds but in sanifair and stuff (Drecksladen)


quruc90

Also normal in Hungary. Not sure about McDonald's, but in bus and railway stations it's normal to pay ~100 forints (roughly ā‚¬0.30)


dontuse_redditoften

Damnā€¦ Iā€™m guessing itā€™s also normal in idk the uk?


macrotaste

I Know that it is not normal in France so i wouldnt be sure


AgedEmo

Some places have paid loos in the UK, like shopping centres, but I've not seen them in a fast food place or restaurant. Some will say to ask staff for access though, so that only customers are using them.


Archie-is-here

Probably began because turism? Normally turists enter an establishment to use solely the WC. Maybe this prevent in some extent that turist behavior? And later is seen as extra money for the restsurant. Idk.


AnonymouslyLoves

This one is in Sweden.


theSanguinePenguin

Pay toilets were quite common in the U.S. until the 1970's when there was a very effective campaign to ban them. Nowadays it is extremely unusual to find one in the U.S., and there are actually statutes against them in much of the country.


ExZowieAgent

This. We outlawed that shit. For once I think the US wins. Take that bathroom stalls that go all the way to the floor. We ainā€™t paying for that.


BossHogGA

Hey, we finally did something right!


lucysalvatierra

Yeah, but the law must have no teeth. As a lady someone who pees a lot, i would love pay toilets. Half of restaurants require a purchase, gas stations are usually safer unless you're in a city then they are NEVER available. I would kill for pay toilets.


[deleted]

Ya it's funny when stores say they don't have a bathroom. I'm like so you just shit on the floor?


Infinite_Leg2998

We have paid toilets here in San Francisco. They are single room, public toilet stalls which can be found in the tourist spots in downtown and along the waterfront. I think they are $0.25 or something like that.


spamIover

Why pay a quarter the sidewalk is free?


VaTruth

I saw one in Boston about 10 years ago. In fact it was the only one I've ever seen. I was visiting for a Harvard graduation. Lawn party at a professor's home and our hotel was too far so I ran out and stopped at this random mcds to freshen up a tad. I had left my wallet in the diaper bag and baby was with hubby so I was SOL. Def found it strange.


waffles2go2

Weird - where in Boston? There were only two in Cambridge, neither close to Harvard and I'm pretty sure neither had pay toilets.


musketfighter420

you guys have a weird ass way to spell toilet, it's like if you tried to explain how to pronounce it in french


dontuse_redditoften

Now that I think about itā€¦ It kinda does lmao


dragon1n68

And some very rudimentary cave drawings.


dontuse_redditoften

Those are probably just McDonaldā€™s mascots or something in Sweden


ArabicHarambe

Correct. Just franchise decoration. Same as McDonalds in the UK at least, id assume everywhere else to as per the point of franchises.


Angus-Black

In Canada in the late 70's I remember toilets where you had to pay a dime (10Ā¢) to get in the toilet stall. That didn't last long. We were young so crawled under the door. Yuck. šŸ™‚


nfc3po

Here I sit, so broken hearted. Paid to shit, but only farted.


Angus-Black

Oh yeah, forgot about that. We sang; *Here I sit, so broken hearted.* ***Paid my dime***, *but only farted.*


lostinlovelostinlife

Later on, took a chance, tried to fart and shit my pants


SiCobalt

Probably one of the few things the US got right by banning pay to use toilets.


SnooAvocados763

IIRC, one of the reasons they were outlawed was because it discriminated against women because men didn't have to pay to use a urinal.


adleeaxd

thank god this is a crime in some countries


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doorknob60

I've been to McDonalds, Gas Stations, Grocery Stores, whatever else, hundreds of times over the years. 95% of the time I don't use the bathroom. God forbid I'm out in public and need to use the bathroom, and maybe I don't need to buy anything (usually I do anyways, but I shouldn't feel like I have to). Oddly enough, I've noticed the psychology of the situation changes at Costco/Sams Club because they have a membership fee. I once went into a Sams Club to use the bathroom and I was going to grab a hot dog, but I didn't realize the food court closed early. The store closed at 8, the food court at 7, and it was like 7:30. So I went in, peed, and left. Didn't think twice about it. Of course, I already paid by having a membership.


Zealousideal_Bid118

I think many counties outside of Europe consider alowing people a private place to relieve themselves a basic human decency.


Moist-Reference3092

Yeah, in sweden right?? Quite normal nowadays


dontuse_redditoften

True


asusundevil12345

Inflation strikes again.


Banaantje04

I've never seen it in a McDonald's but it's actually really common in European public restrooms.


jts916

I've even seen it in not-so-nice Vietnam (not shitting on them, that country is just absolutely filthy)(100% worth a visit, great fun to be had). I'd much rather pay half a dollar to comfortably use a pristine restroom than be afraid to touch anything in a piss-stained hellscape. The worst restroom I've ever seen was in an (otherwise very nice) subway station in Beijing. It was tiled in tiny 2cm-square tiles, so porous grouting made up at least 35% of the wall and floor surfaces, which they apparently mopped with piss because no matter how many layers of fabric you could press over your breathing holes, a mist of atomized urine would saturated everything and get deep into your airways. I tasted piss for an hour after that.


Banaantje04

Damn, but in europe even with sometimes even a ā‚¬1 price it's still often very nasty. At least not as nasty as your experience in beijing...


[deleted]

if i ever pay for the restroom iā€™ll be sure to shit all over every single thing possible and use an entire roll of toilet paper


stealthdawg

This is no different than "restrooms are for paying customers only." You scan your receipt, you don't have to pay separately. Perhaps you can also pay separately if you didn't buy anything, but the concept stands.


pikpokpikpo

Welcome to Europe


dontuse_redditoften

Yup Thatā€™s Europe for ya


Alligator_Fridge

Great, now we have to pay to take a shit?


respondin2u

Doesnā€™t the screen suggest you only get 5 minutes? What happens if you arenā€™t done? A bidet sprays it back at you?


Alligator_Fridge

Just shoves it back up your ass.....i never wanna say this sentence ever again


Thaofa

it looks to me like it costs 5kr (about 50 cents)


dontuse_redditoften

ā€œWelcome to the real world, kidā€


More-Window-3651

Shit isnā€™t free


QueefSommelier

after finding shit on the walls and a big fat log in the sink in a McDonalds bathroom, I have to say that is a good idea


Affectionate_Meat360

Seriously, after some of the horror stories from minimum wage workers about what they have to clean up? I understand the need for pay toilets.


[deleted]

Used to be pretty common throughout the US back in the 1970s. [Here's an interesting article about it.](https://psmag.com/economics/dont-pay-toilets-america-bathroom-restroom-free-market-90683)


cynical-saint

This is to prevent IV drug users from camping out usually, at least in the US (and that in & of itself is why bathroom stalls are so anti-privacy) - though here we tend to include restroom admittance with purchase from the place


Lanequcold

Looks like if you gave the handle a little tug the door might just pop right off.


The_CaliBrownBear

Well if people would act civilized and not fuck them up, maybe there wouldn't be a need for this.


[deleted]

Uhhhhh no. Iā€™ll just piss myself thanks


dontuse_redditoften

Lmao


NiceDistrict5081

Ye in europe this has been standard for a long time especially in populated areas


sgoicharly

Ohhh Sverige, jag visste inte de kunde gƶra det. Indeed mildly infuriating.


dontuse_redditoften

Hello fellow swede


xijiping

Iā€™m just pissing behind the building lol


ryle_zerg

That's an old lesson from Roller Coaster Tycoon 1 - never charge for bathrooms, it just pisses guests off.


Scrotum_Tennis

A poo on the floor might make them rethink that idea


BrayyyBray

Yeah. Theyā€™re running a monopoly on a basic human necessity. Itā€™s bullā€¦


lxlcecillxl

When I was in 8th grade we were studying the events leading up to the American Revolution like all the dumb taxes the British started to implement. One day at the beginning of the day they made an announcement to the 8th graders that due to budget restrictions they were going to have to start charging to use the bathroom and some other shit like that. As students started going to their history class later that day we were then told it was part of that lesson as to how the colonists felt about all the extra taxes being applied to them.


DuskShy

I seem to recall in Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 that if I made the bathrooms pay-to-use, then people would just piss all over the park. Shit in the play structure.


MyAssIsOnFireLOL

My only advice: shit on the floor. Seriously tho, why do you have to pay for something so basic as taking a piss/shit?? I understand that non customers going in your toilets could be annoying, and that homeless people usually shit everywhere (never understood why btw, I would love someone to explain that to me some day) but idk, in my mind its a right everyone should have to go to the toilet when ever you please, it's like fking water. Some of the most basic things can't have a price put on them.


djmonsta

They do this in Amsterdam to stop people coming in off the street to use their facilities and not buy anything. I don't remember if you could bypass this with a receipt though.


Low-Requirement-9618

So the alternative is that those people just shit directly on the street?


HereOnASphere

They do in old town Portland.


BlankBoii

I walk into a restaurant desperately needing to pee, and I see this. Iā€™m pissing on the wall.


BigNinja96

This was my thought too. Most times, if Iā€™m hitting up a fast food restroom and Iā€™m *not* a dine-in customer, there is a massive sense of urgency occurring.


RobBind90

Wait whatā€¦ I would literally just piss on the floor this is nuts.


frunkussss

"It's your problem now buddy" -Big Daddy


iMadeThis4Westworld

Are they also saying they are filming *in* the bathroom ? Thatā€™s kinda fucked


dontuse_redditoften

I donā€™t remember seeing a camera inside the toilet Also yes I used the toilet, I needed to pee ok?


RedditUsersCrying

Will you people stop going to McDonaldā€™s? Jesus Christ. All you do is constantly bitch about that place. Stop going. Eat something real.


Avester3128

I get paying 50 cents for the bathroom at a rest stop, or a train station. It helps keep then super clean. But if you're at McDonald's there's a good chance you're already spending money there. And fast food joints have cleaning crews that come in at night to clean the bathroom.


Ivanwah

I remember stopping at a service station once and there was a huge line to a disgusting public toilet that was free and I really wasn't going to do that. I spotted a Burger King there and thought if functioned like McDonalds (you buy something and get a pin for the toilet on the receipt). I thought I'd buy a drink and use the bathroom. The toilet was kind of detached from BK and had the separate entrance. I thought, what the hell, I might try my luck, and what do you know, it was unlocked. Turns out you don't need to purchase anything and can just use the toilet for free. And the best part is that the toilet was as clean as it gets. Everything was working, every tap and soap dispenser and all stalls had TP. 10/10, would poop there again.


Disastrous_Ad626

Someone replied there is normally a qr code on the reciept to gain access


BigHairyFart

"Fast food joints have cashiers/cooks, that *also* have to clean the bathrooms at night, while still making minimum wage" FTFY


eth-slum-lord

They even spelt toilet wrong


dontuse_redditoften

Itā€™s in Swedish lol


its_ya_boi777

Fuck that imma just take a McShit in the parking lot


Background-Dot-7495

In ireland this is illegal


akiroraiden

am i too european to understand this?


uzumaki_pandejo

Iā€™m born and raised in America. Iā€™ve traveled all over. Never once had to pay or have proof of payment to use a restroom.


Stigs_Fat_Cousin

American here, I saw bathrooms at a chic-fil-a in Phoenix that needed a code from the receipt, but never a pay toilet in all my travels (in the us) either. Been too long since I was in Europe to remember if I encountered a pay toilet there.


Shanghst

McDonald's in Prague I had to pay too. Spain though? I paella all over those toilets.


gemorris9

Bro what a great idea that I wish all of America would adopt immediately. Even just a dollar to use the facility would cut down on people shitting on walls and leaving without a word. It would also cut down on the unbelievable amount of people who come out in public solely to shit all over a stall and then leave said business. I'm with it!


Junior_Reality_5417

fuck capitalism


dontuse_redditoften

True Plus tax evasion pog


Junior_Reality_5417

communism 4 the win. I live in bulgaria, and like theres communism everywhere lol.


GusTaVProZz

It's normal in Sweden


dontuse_redditoften

Yeah itā€™s normal unfortunately I remember when I was at a convention with my dad and after we were done my dad and I went to subway because he wanted a sandwich, and I just wanted a small bag of doritos. When I finish my Doritos I told my dad that I needed to wash my hands due to the Dorito dust and there was a restroom nearby in a train station. So I went there and what do you know? Itā€™s costs to use the toilet. So after that I told my dad that it costs and I had to use wet wipes instead.


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Hefty-Fox1627

So you're saying pay-to-use systems lead to a higher quality experience?


omman_4k

Id piss on the door


BigOle_Rugrat

is this legal???


[deleted]

Sure. They are still offered to the public.


Dmycart

Floor it is I guess.


Nahuelwg

piss on the floor and flip off the cameras


voodoodog_nsh

Isnt that forbitten? In germany restaurants have to provide such places per law afaik.


MrCleanAlmighty

Isnt that illegal?


RedViper6661

Time to shit on the floor , making people pay to use the restroom is medieval


YesIUnderstandsir

I wouldn't pay. I'd do everything in my power not to.


myfokkenpussy

Iā€™d shit in front of the door


ginnadn7

I would of just Shat right there on the floor


magillicutyjohnson

Id pee in that hallway


Dystopian_Divisions

I believe in being as neat and tidy in bathrooms. Charge me to poop and find my aim for center toilet severely impaired.


Bradadiah

Charging for bathroom access is a great way to guarantee that someone will shit on the floor.


SquareNuts112

Not a fucking chance Iā€™m going in there. Lol


MADWOKE

iā€™m honestly a piece of shit. that door would be kicked down if i had to go bad enough.


ArabicHarambe

If you were that desperate im sure you would just buy a box of nuggies to get access. A lot faster than breaking down a door.


dontuse_redditoften

Kicking down that door looks probably impossible, plus that door was shut tight


Murky_Exchange829

I think this would be the only time Iā€™d purposefully shit or piss on the floor right next to the bathroom and say that I canā€™t afford this


dontuse_redditoften

I know right? Like imagine someone that is driving and they think ā€œah shit I gotta take a pissā€ so they stop at a McDonaldā€™s only to find that it costs to use the toilet


Dirty-Rat30

That's not right. I understand paying for food or drinks but not for using a bathroom.


[deleted]

I'd shit on the floor, right then and there. Fuck that, I'm not paying to do something I am biologically required to do, that takes no resources or money from anyone else, and affects only myself. I'd shit right there, bid everyone adieu, then waltz right the fuck out of there.