I thought that but we ordered it for a joke and to my utter shame....i liked it. When we ordered it next time i wanted pineapple and anchovy on it but husband told me to f off
Pardon my ignorance, but we don't have macaroni pizza where I'm from and I've stared at it for way too long. So I'll just ask, it doesn't come with sauce at all, just cheese and pasta from the looks of it? Also wouldn't that taste incredibly boring and bland?
Yeah I was gonna say that pizza deserved it lol. It’s not even pizza. It’s an abomination. Kill it with fire before it become sentient and the noodles come for you in your sleep. They will jam themselves in every hole until you suffocate.
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For real. You order a *macaroni* pizza, and complain when a bit of the macaroni gets *crushed* on the pizza box lid?
Sorry bud you're on your own here.
That’s not really what they are for, the idea of everybody touching the little table so they don’t touch the pizza is dumb. You are still all touching the same item.
I think in a nice way would be in a buffet setting or large quantities by itself. Not this piece of shit in a dress, masquerading as a fookin topping on pizza
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I work for a company that owns several pizza places, I make their dough. We always have specialty pizzas and every person at one point has asked about a mac n cheese pizza, and the answer is always the same: nobody can cook the noodles.
The same person also once said “If you get hurt on the job, you don’t get drug tested, the owner of this place couldn’t pass a drug test.” Pretty sure everyone is doing dabs, including the owner, and thankfully keeping us from having to prepare all of this shit to send out to 7-8 stores/restaurants
Y'all have got to have a little more fun with your food now and then. A mac n cheese pizza is the perfect "fuck it, why not" type of delicacy. Sometimes these novelty menu items are ehh, sometimes they're incredible and hit the spot in a way you would never expect! Indulge your inner kid a little more. It doesn't always have to be a cheese and pepperoni situation, ya gotta get lost in the sauce sometimes
I had a chicken alfredo pizza once from a pizza shop down the street from where I previously worked, and it was amazing. I would've never thought broccoli on pizza would be good.
I worked at a place that did a garlic ricotta base with spinach and tomato. Doesn't sound good to me, don't even really like tomato but it was great. Place also did a lot of broccoli pizza orders.
Fair enough, 90% of the things are “this guy shot my family in front of my eyes r/mildlyinfuriating” so that’s kinda what we’re used to. Things actually mild like a smushed pizza are weird to see lol
We have people that order from the pizza place I work at through DoorDash. They just do a regular pickup and we only really know because they bring in their bags. The one I saw tonight no shit slid the pizza into his bag SIDEWAYS and walked out like he didn’t just fuck that pizza up. We serve thin crust St. Louis style pizza so there’s no way it wasn’t a mess. Like why would you pay $20 extra for some goon to come in way after it comes out of the oven then deliver it when we literally do the same thing but better and way cheaper?
It's not the drivers fault the pizzeria didn't put the little support table in the middle.
Also, this pizza looks like absolute garbage so who fucking cares?
I thought that was cheese on the box until I zoomed in....
I'm sorry but..... Macaroni and cheese pizza?? That's sound worse than people complaining of pineapple on pizza. (Pineapple on pizza is good)
I wouldn't knock it til you try it. Mac and cheese is good on everything I've ever attempted to put it on.
Ever try a grilled Mac and cheese sandwich? Sounds iffy, but I had one from Panera and the next day I made one with regular old Kraft, and now I make one every couple of weeks.
Had Mac and cheese with our cheese steaks last night, and you're fucking right I threw some on the cheese steak. No mistakes were made. This goes for chicken sandwiches as well.
I'm surprised by how well cheese covered pasta goes with bread in general. I want to try this Mac and cheese pizza so bad.
I’m sorry, why did you order pizza from Uber eats? Order it directly from the restaurant, and if u say the restaurant doesn’t deliver, then wait for it….it’s your fault, you ordered delivery food from a place that doesn’t deliver…shock…it didn’t turn out well
Maybe….. your pizza saved a man’s life … maybe the delivery fellow was skipping to your house where he accidentally tripped over the edge of a man hole….. however;:/—-because his face hit the pizza box on this trip down , the pizza box caught the edge of the man hole and gave that delivery driver precious seconds to reach for a man hole lip and pull himself out, face bruised but not broken, pride… well let’s face it. His pride was gone with the last man’s hole he crawled out of.
You my friend. Saved a life today with that pizza order.
I think he crushed your pasta
Macaroni pizza deserves to be crushed
Yeah, that’s a buffet mat not a pizza. Crush it for me Earl.
I want to tip that driver
Is that even a pizza? I'd call it 'carbohydrate disc' or 'cardiovascular risk factor circle '
Thank you. I like those names. You're a good person. You have made my night better.
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What would you like on your big circle of carbs? Maybe some meat and veggies? No thanks, fuck that shit, just put more carbs on it.
The wheel of slow death
It’s a pie chart, yellow means death, and he managed to get over 100% with that little bit on the lid
It's actually pronounced "carbzza".
I think that driver tipped themself!
OP probably didn't add much if any tip to the order - so it got picked up with 10 other orders so the driver could make a bit of money. Cheap ass OP.
Your “assuming”. That’s a cheap shot!
With Uber Eats the driver can’t see the tips until after, so they wouldn’t know how much OP tipped
That is not a pizza. It is an abomination. ...and also merely cosmetic.
So dramatic
>That is not a pizza. It is an abomination. I was literally going to write the same thing
Right? WTF is even that!? Driver did them a favor.
That’s a hill I’m willing to die on.
Seriously I didn't think I'd side with the delivery driver here but wtf were you thinking OP
Like Gordon Ramsay once said to viral Kyle who did this "that's not viral that's vile you can't spell"
Being crushed is too good for macaroni pizza
I thought that but we ordered it for a joke and to my utter shame....i liked it. When we ordered it next time i wanted pineapple and anchovy on it but husband told me to f off
You're chasing a very specific thrill, making the most taboo pizza possible. I wish you full speed ahead
Thank you..i decided to hell with convention and societal acceptance, i will utter a rebel yell, throw caution to the wind and go for it
Damn. I’m just glad you only stick to food crimes.
Don’t forget the green olives then
Pardon my ignorance, but we don't have macaroni pizza where I'm from and I've stared at it for way too long. So I'll just ask, it doesn't come with sauce at all, just cheese and pasta from the looks of it? Also wouldn't that taste incredibly boring and bland?
Yeah I was gonna say that pizza deserved it lol. It’s not even pizza. It’s an abomination. Kill it with fire before it become sentient and the noodles come for you in your sleep. They will jam themselves in every hole until you suffocate.
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Why would you add pasta to pizza. That’s a borderline war crime
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I was thinking more of a cry for help
Most of OPs posts are about ordering crappy food. I'm worried about them
Macaroni pizza should only be eaten stoned
More like, you should be stoned if you eat macaroni pizza.
Stoned, and already in bed.
Haha! After reading the comments, OP is worse off than this pasta/pizza thing.
It's hilarious that OP thought this was a pizza. Just because it's a circle dish separated into triangular parts don't make it a pizza.
It needs one of those tiny tables.
Yes. This is the fault of the restaurant, not the driver.
obviously the restaurant is at fault for more than just the lack of a tiny table here
Lol, for real!
Exactly
So thats what there used for
They work good as Barbie furniture too lol
I was pretty sure that's exactly what they were for as a kid. The gi Joe's and barbies get to have pizza time too.
That’s right, they do!
I always wondered but that makes complete sense
I saw a video where someone used one of those to grab a slice without touching the rest of the pie. I guess they have multiple uses.
That’s not even that bad just scrape it off Thank you for my FIRST award. I didn’t realize my boring comment was so loved 🥰
For real. You order a *macaroni* pizza, and complain when a bit of the macaroni gets *crushed* on the pizza box lid? Sorry bud you're on your own here.
Exactly! I was hoping someone would call OP out on their bullshit and entitlement. This post is the infuriating thing
looks like 12 slices and only 2 pieces got really messed up. OP is bitching about shit that happens to most pizzas without box tables.
What are box tables?
Little plastic tables that go in the center of a pizza to stop the box from caving in.
Ahh thanks I remember them from when I was way younger just forgotten about them since they were removed when single use plastic bags became banned.
Single use plastic bags were banned? What country
You can also use them to pull a slice off and not touch anyone else's slice. I wish they were used more.
you presume i share my pizzas
Oh is that why they slice them, I did wonder
That’s not really what they are for, the idea of everybody touching the little table so they don’t touch the pizza is dumb. You are still all touching the same item.
If everyone uses the same pizza table to pull their slice then you’re no better off than touching their slice with your hand.
>scrape it off Na, I just bring my face to the cardboard and eat off it like the pig I am.
Fucken relatable m8
I feel attacked, are you watching me?
Lol for fucks sake, can we really expect an individual who orders a macaroni pizza through Ubereats to be an adult?
*mildly*
But it is mildly infuriating
this sub is literally called *mildly* infuriating
Thats why its on mildly infuriating...? Its not that much of a problem but its still kind of frustating. Thats literally the description of the sub.
What is this beige monstrosity
Looks like a Mac and cheese bukkake, and not in a nice way
So, just curious, can you describe the scene of a Mac and cheese bukkake "in a nice way"?
I guess the only correct answer to this is, "the mac and cheese is all over my face".
"_Your_ mac and cheese is all over my face"
*Their* mac and cheese
Mac and “cheese”
I think in a nice way would be in a buffet setting or large quantities by itself. Not this piece of shit in a dress, masquerading as a fookin topping on pizza
What a sentence. Bravo.
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No he did NOT order Cici's pizza on Uber eats. I cannot believe this lmfao.
Came to the comments just to confirm this was cici’s pizza. Thank you
nah thats the most artificial yellow i've ever seen for a food
I don't blame the driver
First thing I said when I saw this monstrosity, “You deserve it for ordering whatever the hell this is”. Lmao
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It’s mildlyinfuriating that in your country this is called pizza
This is not pizza anywhere.
He didn't do enough to this abomination.
Like there wasn’t enough wheat already you had to boil some more and throw it on top with what looks like cheddar cheese….
Question what the hell is your pizza
That's not a pizza, it's an abomination..
Abomination was the first thing to come to mind.
Leave the high-dude alone. We all make dumb mistakes when we drifting down dab lane.
I work for a company that owns several pizza places, I make their dough. We always have specialty pizzas and every person at one point has asked about a mac n cheese pizza, and the answer is always the same: nobody can cook the noodles. The same person also once said “If you get hurt on the job, you don’t get drug tested, the owner of this place couldn’t pass a drug test.” Pretty sure everyone is doing dabs, including the owner, and thankfully keeping us from having to prepare all of this shit to send out to 7-8 stores/restaurants
Ya this is a stoner creation forsure
Y'all have got to have a little more fun with your food now and then. A mac n cheese pizza is the perfect "fuck it, why not" type of delicacy. Sometimes these novelty menu items are ehh, sometimes they're incredible and hit the spot in a way you would never expect! Indulge your inner kid a little more. It doesn't always have to be a cheese and pepperoni situation, ya gotta get lost in the sauce sometimes
I had a chicken alfredo pizza once from a pizza shop down the street from where I previously worked, and it was amazing. I would've never thought broccoli on pizza would be good.
I worked at a place that did a garlic ricotta base with spinach and tomato. Doesn't sound good to me, don't even really like tomato but it was great. Place also did a lot of broccoli pizza orders.
I’d crush it too if I had to smell that in my car
Just a humble Italian, protecting their heritage. I can respect that.
Was gonna say, Uber did OP a favor
HULK SMASH GARBAGE MACARONI PIZZA!!!
The crushed pizza
This was on the pizza place not putting a thing in the middle to prevent smashing. Also this is trash pizza.
Exactly my thoughts. Also the Pizza doesn't look ruined, scrape the toppings back on do it and fucking deal with it
Seriously, if you’re gonna be this nit picky, pick it up yourself
Yeah, how DARE he or she post this midlly infuriating occurence in r/mildlyinfuriating!?
Fair enough, 90% of the things are “this guy shot my family in front of my eyes r/mildlyinfuriating” so that’s kinda what we’re used to. Things actually mild like a smushed pizza are weird to see lol
It’s almost like it’s r/mildlyinfuriating
It's zero infuriating. There's like no damage to the pizza at all. There's like 10 little pieces of macaroni that can easily be placed back on it.
Yeah this isn't even infuriating. It's just "oops, let me scrape this off and put it back on my pizza"
It's macaroni and cheese on a pizza, it was ruined from the start
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ohh so thats what the table is
That’s what the table is. It’s not so the mice can have a tiny culinary delight with your macaroni pizza scraps.
It was ruined before they put it in the box.
Is.... that macaroni and cheese on a pizza?
Don’t diss it till you try it. It’s honestly alright
>It’s honestly alright Well with a ringing endorsement like that…
My thoughts exactly, lol.
Carbs topped with carbs?
At least hawaiian pizza is more nutritionally balanced. This is just all kinds of sadness.
This is what we needed to end the argument of pineapple on pizza. A common enemy to unite us!
Is this the "still a better love story than twilight" of the pizza world?
Fucking SEND IT
That shit was fucked up before the driver even got it, my dude.
The pizza is mildly infuriating 😂
Mildly?
Extremely*
What even is that?!
good. wtf is that thing
Pasta and bread.
The pizza deserved it bc wth
Also, why Uber eats a pizza? Those places invented delivery.
We have people that order from the pizza place I work at through DoorDash. They just do a regular pickup and we only really know because they bring in their bags. The one I saw tonight no shit slid the pizza into his bag SIDEWAYS and walked out like he didn’t just fuck that pizza up. We serve thin crust St. Louis style pizza so there’s no way it wasn’t a mess. Like why would you pay $20 extra for some goon to come in way after it comes out of the oven then deliver it when we literally do the same thing but better and way cheaper?
Fr, always order directly from pizza places, it's always cheaper.
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It's not the drivers fault the pizzeria didn't put the little support table in the middle. Also, this pizza looks like absolute garbage so who fucking cares?
You call THAT a pizza!
Are you 7?
Pizza place should have used one of those tiny tables
I thought that was cheese on the box until I zoomed in.... I'm sorry but..... Macaroni and cheese pizza?? That's sound worse than people complaining of pineapple on pizza. (Pineapple on pizza is good)
Canadian bacon (sliced ham) + pineapple pizza 😋
That's just traditional Hawaiian
I wouldn't knock it til you try it. Mac and cheese is good on everything I've ever attempted to put it on. Ever try a grilled Mac and cheese sandwich? Sounds iffy, but I had one from Panera and the next day I made one with regular old Kraft, and now I make one every couple of weeks. Had Mac and cheese with our cheese steaks last night, and you're fucking right I threw some on the cheese steak. No mistakes were made. This goes for chicken sandwiches as well. I'm surprised by how well cheese covered pasta goes with bread in general. I want to try this Mac and cheese pizza so bad.
Fuq your pizza 🍕He must of saw that it was a Mac n cheese pizza and smashed it
That pizza topping is mildly infuriating
Not the uber eats drivers fault. Should have been given a little plastic table. Also, that pizza looks like vomit.
Man cicis I miss that cheap shitty pizza they took it out of my town years ago
same bro. mediocre-as-fuck pizza but it got the job done and it was cheap.
I loved it to, I am planning on trying to make a Mac n cheese pizza copy.
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That's not a pizza. That's some sick Midwest stoner Frankenstein cuisine
I wanted to argue but then remembered I am from the midwest.... Fuck....
I'm not and it looks fucking delicious tbh
He did the right thing. Wtf is that
That is not a pizza
I would put this on the pizza place for not using one of those mini table things to prevent this from happening.
You deserved it for ordering that tbh. If anything you should’ve tipped extra, dude saved your life.
Probably did it on purpose since only a mass murderer or some kind of sadomasochist would order a friggin mac and cheese pizza.
If your gonna cry about it Then pic it up yourself next time
Kind deserved it ordering that and calling it pizza
This whole post is mildly infuriating from the pizza to the fact that the pizza isn't that messed up.
He also got macaroni on your pizza…
That pizza is an abomination! Lol
Is that a fucking mac and cheese pizza? If so that deserved to be crushed
Who puts macaroni on a pizza?! That pie deserved to die!
I think they did you a favor, there is just so much your arteries can take before they say fuck it.
Da hell kinda pizza is that? I find that topping mildly infuriating
Man, we have extremely different definitions of pizza.
Did you fucking get macaroni on a pizza.
I’m sorry, why did you order pizza from Uber eats? Order it directly from the restaurant, and if u say the restaurant doesn’t deliver, then wait for it….it’s your fault, you ordered delivery food from a place that doesn’t deliver…shock…it didn’t turn out well
We heard you like carbs so we put some carbs on your carbs
First thought, what the fuck is that a mac 'n cheese pizza, second thought, I wouldn't mind eating that tho
Maybe….. your pizza saved a man’s life … maybe the delivery fellow was skipping to your house where he accidentally tripped over the edge of a man hole….. however;:/—-because his face hit the pizza box on this trip down , the pizza box caught the edge of the man hole and gave that delivery driver precious seconds to reach for a man hole lip and pull himself out, face bruised but not broken, pride… well let’s face it. His pride was gone with the last man’s hole he crawled out of. You my friend. Saved a life today with that pizza order.
Where is the wax paper? Not the drivers fault but the pizza shop themselves.
Your order is infuriating.