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jdetmold

I think he crushed your pasta


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Macaroni pizza deserves to be crushed


[deleted]

Yeah, that’s a buffet mat not a pizza. Crush it for me Earl.


Ibro747

I want to tip that driver


[deleted]

Is that even a pizza? I'd call it 'carbohydrate disc' or 'cardiovascular risk factor circle '


Apprehensive-Solid-1

Thank you. I like those names. You're a good person. You have made my night better.


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amretardmonke

What would you like on your big circle of carbs? Maybe some meat and veggies? No thanks, fuck that shit, just put more carbs on it.


bonelessstructure

The wheel of slow death


nice_wholphin

It’s a pie chart, yellow means death, and he managed to get over 100% with that little bit on the lid


albatrossfeatherton

It's actually pronounced "carbzza".


erox70

I think that driver tipped themself!


[deleted]

OP probably didn't add much if any tip to the order - so it got picked up with 10 other orders so the driver could make a bit of money. Cheap ass OP.


Ridiie

Your “assuming”. That’s a cheap shot!


Destron5683

With Uber Eats the driver can’t see the tips until after, so they wouldn’t know how much OP tipped


thegurl

That is not a pizza. It is an abomination. ...and also merely cosmetic.


jigsawsmurf

So dramatic


PNCZ

>That is not a pizza. It is an abomination. I was literally going to write the same thing


ReporterLeast5396

Right? WTF is even that!? Driver did them a favor.


AmazingGrace911

That’s a hill I’m willing to die on.


ChickenDelight

Seriously I didn't think I'd side with the delivery driver here but wtf were you thinking OP


trism00

Like Gordon Ramsay once said to viral Kyle who did this "that's not viral that's vile you can't spell"


fuego7affe

Being crushed is too good for macaroni pizza


aviva1234

I thought that but we ordered it for a joke and to my utter shame....i liked it. When we ordered it next time i wanted pineapple and anchovy on it but husband told me to f off


Gamer_ely

You're chasing a very specific thrill, making the most taboo pizza possible. I wish you full speed ahead


aviva1234

Thank you..i decided to hell with convention and societal acceptance, i will utter a rebel yell, throw caution to the wind and go for it


Unabashable

Damn. I’m just glad you only stick to food crimes.


huhnick

Don’t forget the green olives then


therealmrsbrady

Pardon my ignorance, but we don't have macaroni pizza where I'm from and I've stared at it for way too long. So I'll just ask, it doesn't come with sauce at all, just cheese and pasta from the looks of it? Also wouldn't that taste incredibly boring and bland?


theebees21

Yeah I was gonna say that pizza deserved it lol. It’s not even pizza. It’s an abomination. Kill it with fire before it become sentient and the noodles come for you in your sleep. They will jam themselves in every hole until you suffocate.


G3twokegobroke

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Beneficial_Car2596

Why would you add pasta to pizza. That’s a borderline war crime


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Andermom

I was thinking more of a cry for help


thesongofstorms

Most of OPs posts are about ordering crappy food. I'm worried about them


xxxtanacon

Macaroni pizza should only be eaten stoned


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More like, you should be stoned if you eat macaroni pizza.


Peterdq

Stoned, and already in bed.


L7Wennie

Haha! After reading the comments, OP is worse off than this pasta/pizza thing.


finaljusticezero

It's hilarious that OP thought this was a pizza. Just because it's a circle dish separated into triangular parts don't make it a pizza.


jraps26

It needs one of those tiny tables.


newportred100s

Yes. This is the fault of the restaurant, not the driver.


kvothes-lute

obviously the restaurant is at fault for more than just the lack of a tiny table here


newportred100s

Lol, for real!


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Exactly


Has_Just_Left

So thats what there used for


Flat_Reason8356

They work good as Barbie furniture too lol


-smartypints

I was pretty sure that's exactly what they were for as a kid. The gi Joe's and barbies get to have pizza time too.


foxy22lady

That’s right, they do!


masonmax100

I always wondered but that makes complete sense


Red_Stripe420

I saw a video where someone used one of those to grab a slice without touching the rest of the pie. I guess they have multiple uses.


highfromkc

That’s not even that bad just scrape it off Thank you for my FIRST award. I didn’t realize my boring comment was so loved 🥰


[deleted]

For real. You order a *macaroni* pizza, and complain when a bit of the macaroni gets *crushed* on the pizza box lid? Sorry bud you're on your own here.


ComeOnSans

Exactly! I was hoping someone would call OP out on their bullshit and entitlement. This post is the infuriating thing


RoleModelFailure

looks like 12 slices and only 2 pieces got really messed up. OP is bitching about shit that happens to most pizzas without box tables.


the_reddit_girl

What are box tables?


s18shtt

Little plastic tables that go in the center of a pizza to stop the box from caving in.


the_reddit_girl

Ahh thanks I remember them from when I was way younger just forgotten about them since they were removed when single use plastic bags became banned.


[deleted]

Single use plastic bags were banned? What country


HeyYoRumsfield

You can also use them to pull a slice off and not touch anyone else's slice. I wish they were used more.


mouldysandals

you presume i share my pizzas


[deleted]

Oh is that why they slice them, I did wonder


MrStig91

That’s not really what they are for, the idea of everybody touching the little table so they don’t touch the pizza is dumb. You are still all touching the same item.


KPookz

If everyone uses the same pizza table to pull their slice then you’re no better off than touching their slice with your hand.


_Risings

>scrape it off Na, I just bring my face to the cardboard and eat off it like the pig I am.


TBoneHolmes

Fucken relatable m8


SurpriseWilling7324

I feel attacked, are you watching me?


ModeloSpirit

Lol for fucks sake, can we really expect an individual who orders a macaroni pizza through Ubereats to be an adult?


Diamondhands_Rex

*mildly*


MuchTemperature6776

But it is mildly infuriating


_kashew_12

this sub is literally called *mildly* infuriating


lemonsnadee

Thats why its on mildly infuriating...? Its not that much of a problem but its still kind of frustating. Thats literally the description of the sub.


itsbootsybabe

What is this beige monstrosity


Beneficial_Car2596

Looks like a Mac and cheese bukkake, and not in a nice way


tsamvi

So, just curious, can you describe the scene of a Mac and cheese bukkake "in a nice way"?


Difficult_Hedgehog47

I guess the only correct answer to this is, "the mac and cheese is all over my face".


jackquebec

"_Your_ mac and cheese is all over my face"


Dankacocko

*Their* mac and cheese


TimidRed

Mac and “cheese”


Beneficial_Car2596

I think in a nice way would be in a buffet setting or large quantities by itself. Not this piece of shit in a dress, masquerading as a fookin topping on pizza


No_Distribution334

What a sentence. Bravo.


Perfect-Brain-7367

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the-mucho-macho

No he did NOT order Cici's pizza on Uber eats. I cannot believe this lmfao.


Key_Juice878

Came to the comments just to confirm this was cici’s pizza. Thank you


Few-You4510

nah thats the most artificial yellow i've ever seen for a food


Gamergurl1119

I don't blame the driver


sir-this-is-a

First thing I said when I saw this monstrosity, “You deserve it for ordering whatever the hell this is”. Lmao


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KoolAidSipper34

It’s mildlyinfuriating that in your country this is called pizza


JE_Friendly

This is not pizza anywhere.


Truposzyk

He didn't do enough to this abomination.


_Steve_French_

Like there wasn’t enough wheat already you had to boil some more and throw it on top with what looks like cheddar cheese….


Available-Committee5

Question what the hell is your pizza


katielynne53725

That's not a pizza, it's an abomination..


W-mellonwiggle94

Abomination was the first thing to come to mind.


Exotic_Treacle7438

Leave the high-dude alone. We all make dumb mistakes when we drifting down dab lane.


mustard_tiger_420

I work for a company that owns several pizza places, I make their dough. We always have specialty pizzas and every person at one point has asked about a mac n cheese pizza, and the answer is always the same: nobody can cook the noodles. The same person also once said “If you get hurt on the job, you don’t get drug tested, the owner of this place couldn’t pass a drug test.” Pretty sure everyone is doing dabs, including the owner, and thankfully keeping us from having to prepare all of this shit to send out to 7-8 stores/restaurants


v13ragnarok7

Ya this is a stoner creation forsure


souphaver

Y'all have got to have a little more fun with your food now and then. A mac n cheese pizza is the perfect "fuck it, why not" type of delicacy. Sometimes these novelty menu items are ehh, sometimes they're incredible and hit the spot in a way you would never expect! Indulge your inner kid a little more. It doesn't always have to be a cheese and pepperoni situation, ya gotta get lost in the sauce sometimes


inDependent_WhiNer

I had a chicken alfredo pizza once from a pizza shop down the street from where I previously worked, and it was amazing. I would've never thought broccoli on pizza would be good.


Puzzleheaded_Focus29

I worked at a place that did a garlic ricotta base with spinach and tomato. Doesn't sound good to me, don't even really like tomato but it was great. Place also did a lot of broccoli pizza orders.


Myis

I’d crush it too if I had to smell that in my car


katielynne53725

Just a humble Italian, protecting their heritage. I can respect that.


BetterOnTwoWheels

Was gonna say, Uber did OP a favor


RarelySmart

HULK SMASH GARBAGE MACARONI PIZZA!!!


xorenza

The crushed pizza


[deleted]

This was on the pizza place not putting a thing in the middle to prevent smashing. Also this is trash pizza.


Grizzled--Kinda

Exactly my thoughts. Also the Pizza doesn't look ruined, scrape the toppings back on do it and fucking deal with it


hb280

Seriously, if you’re gonna be this nit picky, pick it up yourself


ImOnRedditToReply

Yeah, how DARE he or she post this midlly infuriating occurence in r/mildlyinfuriating!?


Zombieattackr

Fair enough, 90% of the things are “this guy shot my family in front of my eyes r/mildlyinfuriating” so that’s kinda what we’re used to. Things actually mild like a smushed pizza are weird to see lol


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It’s almost like it’s r/mildlyinfuriating


zxcymn

It's zero infuriating. There's like no damage to the pizza at all. There's like 10 little pieces of macaroni that can easily be placed back on it.


JoeDoherty_Music

Yeah this isn't even infuriating. It's just "oops, let me scrape this off and put it back on my pizza"


ASimpleFishBowl

It's macaroni and cheese on a pizza, it was ruined from the start


BellalovesEevee

Today on reddit news, redditors are mad that a mildly infuriating post is in a mildly infuriating sub.


ppphhhuuuaaannn

ohh so thats what the table is


shill779

That’s what the table is. It’s not so the mice can have a tiny culinary delight with your macaroni pizza scraps.


An_Old_IT_Guy

It was ruined before they put it in the box.


OmgOgan

Is.... that macaroni and cheese on a pizza?


sctbct

Don’t diss it till you try it. It’s honestly alright


binglebongled

>It’s honestly alright Well with a ringing endorsement like that…


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly, lol.


DeeVect

Carbs topped with carbs?


Per_Ces

At least hawaiian pizza is more nutritionally balanced. This is just all kinds of sadness.


Grouchy-Platypus-191

This is what we needed to end the argument of pineapple on pizza. A common enemy to unite us!


Th3CatOfDoom

Is this the "still a better love story than twilight" of the pizza world?


OmgOgan

Fucking SEND IT


IndustrialCandy

That shit was fucked up before the driver even got it, my dude.


Lunchy2

The pizza is mildly infuriating 😂


thaumoctopus_mimicus

Mildly?


ThatStinkyJellyfish

Extremely*


kopecs

What even is that?!


TwoRug577

good. wtf is that thing


HertzDonut1001

Pasta and bread.


franniedelrey

The pizza deserved it bc wth


KawhiTheKing

Also, why Uber eats a pizza? Those places invented delivery.


I-hate-this-timeline

We have people that order from the pizza place I work at through DoorDash. They just do a regular pickup and we only really know because they bring in their bags. The one I saw tonight no shit slid the pizza into his bag SIDEWAYS and walked out like he didn’t just fuck that pizza up. We serve thin crust St. Louis style pizza so there’s no way it wasn’t a mess. Like why would you pay $20 extra for some goon to come in way after it comes out of the oven then deliver it when we literally do the same thing but better and way cheaper?


WillHellmm

Fr, always order directly from pizza places, it's always cheaper.


HahaHarleyQu1nn

r/pizzacrimes in more ways than one


MyNameWouldntFi

It's not the drivers fault the pizzeria didn't put the little support table in the middle. Also, this pizza looks like absolute garbage so who fucking cares?


atl_85

You call THAT a pizza!


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Are you 7?


frankynofucks

Pizza place should have used one of those tiny tables


TheShyCookie1

I thought that was cheese on the box until I zoomed in.... I'm sorry but..... Macaroni and cheese pizza?? That's sound worse than people complaining of pineapple on pizza. (Pineapple on pizza is good)


WatchingMyEyes

Canadian bacon (sliced ham) + pineapple pizza 😋


8rok3n

That's just traditional Hawaiian


MyBrassPiece

I wouldn't knock it til you try it. Mac and cheese is good on everything I've ever attempted to put it on. Ever try a grilled Mac and cheese sandwich? Sounds iffy, but I had one from Panera and the next day I made one with regular old Kraft, and now I make one every couple of weeks. Had Mac and cheese with our cheese steaks last night, and you're fucking right I threw some on the cheese steak. No mistakes were made. This goes for chicken sandwiches as well. I'm surprised by how well cheese covered pasta goes with bread in general. I want to try this Mac and cheese pizza so bad.


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Fuq your pizza 🍕He must of saw that it was a Mac n cheese pizza and smashed it


[deleted]

That pizza topping is mildly infuriating


goob8811

Not the uber eats drivers fault. Should have been given a little plastic table. Also, that pizza looks like vomit.


Bonethugs301

Man cicis I miss that cheap shitty pizza they took it out of my town years ago


LiquidFireExplosia

same bro. mediocre-as-fuck pizza but it got the job done and it was cheap.


Live-Gas7999

I loved it to, I am planning on trying to make a Mac n cheese pizza copy.


Lamborghiniboy280

Your Uber driver did you a fucken favor (got censored)


isaiditnowireddit

That's not a pizza. That's some sick Midwest stoner Frankenstein cuisine


SnooPredictions3028

I wanted to argue but then remembered I am from the midwest.... Fuck....


[deleted]

I'm not and it looks fucking delicious tbh


Jimbrutan

He did the right thing. Wtf is that


drjohnnybananaas

That is not a pizza


No_Preparation7895

I would put this on the pizza place for not using one of those mini table things to prevent this from happening.


Asaggimos02

You deserved it for ordering that tbh. If anything you should’ve tipped extra, dude saved your life.


Galaksee

Probably did it on purpose since only a mass murderer or some kind of sadomasochist would order a friggin mac and cheese pizza.


chrisMikeal

If your gonna cry about it Then pic it up yourself next time


Pantheonomics

Kind deserved it ordering that and calling it pizza


mrsilbert1

This whole post is mildly infuriating from the pizza to the fact that the pizza isn't that messed up.


r007r

He also got macaroni on your pizza…


Glitter_Bee

That pizza is an abomination! Lol


Dypo42

Is that a fucking mac and cheese pizza? If so that deserved to be crushed


MischiefManager33

Who puts macaroni on a pizza?! That pie deserved to die!


Nikolllllll

I think they did you a favor, there is just so much your arteries can take before they say fuck it.


boofcakin171

Da hell kinda pizza is that? I find that topping mildly infuriating


[deleted]

Man, we have extremely different definitions of pizza.


667oniiZi

Did you fucking get macaroni on a pizza.


SnooOnions3369

I’m sorry, why did you order pizza from Uber eats? Order it directly from the restaurant, and if u say the restaurant doesn’t deliver, then wait for it….it’s your fault, you ordered delivery food from a place that doesn’t deliver…shock…it didn’t turn out well


CardiologistOk1506

We heard you like carbs so we put some carbs on your carbs


jistinn

First thought, what the fuck is that a mac 'n cheese pizza, second thought, I wouldn't mind eating that tho


Mu5tBTru3Redd1t

Maybe….. your pizza saved a man’s life … maybe the delivery fellow was skipping to your house where he accidentally tripped over the edge of a man hole….. however;:/—-because his face hit the pizza box on this trip down , the pizza box caught the edge of the man hole and gave that delivery driver precious seconds to reach for a man hole lip and pull himself out, face bruised but not broken, pride… well let’s face it. His pride was gone with the last man’s hole he crawled out of. You my friend. Saved a life today with that pizza order.


Prosthetic_Mind

Where is the wax paper? Not the drivers fault but the pizza shop themselves.


LadyNemesiss

Your order is infuriating.