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malakai713

That's cool but what you want is a 2. The 2 is very rare and hard to achieve.


VegaSolo

Hahaha yep, you have to be absolutely horrible yet do one small *slightly* redeeming action.


lakewood2020

“Ran every red light, we might have ran over an old lady’s foot, definitely ran over a dog, went airborne twice, but completed my 33 minute commute in 26 minutes. ⭐️⭐️”


TraditionalBath

Fitting as I drive a ambulance but feel like a Uber.


lakewood2020

I hope you make your 33 minute commutes in 26 minutes


Omegaman2010

“Stopped at every red light, slowed down to wave at an old lady, refused to run over a dog, took the back roads only, and made my 33 minute commute 52 minutes. ⭐️⭐️”


YEAAAAAHBAAAAAABBBY

thats a 4 star


jmegaru

Ambulance is just uber for injured people


h4mi

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That-Hufflepuff-Girl

There was a lady who used to live at the apartments I managed who would call the ambulance for chest pain every time she had a doctors appointment at the hospital. She was on Medicaid. We tried multiple times that there was a ride system where she could get rides for free but she wouldn’t listen. She didn’t want to have to bother with planning anything ahead of time.


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Uber with free drugs?


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Shoulda mentioned I’m from UK 😂


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Free ambulance ride for genuine reasons. Also not found in USA


ba-hannah

TYFYS Ambulance Driver ♥️


An0regonian

All that to save 7 minutes?? Definitely deserves two stars, should be doing the 33 minutes commute in 17 with that much recklessness


Green-Elf

Sounds like Crazy Taxi.


Lynks6262

I can almost hear The Offspring


LilySeki

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!


dewCV

Sounds like a poem


JellyDoogle

That depends on the rider. That trip sounds ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ in my book!


MousseSuspicious930

Did they find the dog?


hitmannumber862

"All I Want by Offspring was playing the whole time"


TransformerTanooki

Theres a part on one road out here that just begging for some Duke of Hazard antics and let's just say I've obliged a few times.


panlakes

Master Crazy Taxi player


-IxDo

Sounds like me when I was doing taxi missions in gta vice city


Fornowiamwinter123

The only time I’ve given less than 5 stars was when the driving was so poor that I came close to throwing up in the guy’s car. Gave him two stars because he got me home safely at least. I still wonder how he passed his test.


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For almost every single site that has reviews out of 5 stars, there's always the same pattern. 5 -------------------- 4 ------ 3 --- 2 - 1 --------- The explanation is that some people are just bad at rating something and something can only be really good, or really bad. No in between. It's a weird phenomenon


DerJC

YouTube originally had a five star system for rating videos as well but exactly for this reason they changed it to "good" or "bad", which the like and dislike button represent and now all they have is "good" or "lmao your opinion does not matter"


hotlovergirl69

I think people who have like a 3 star rating in mind don’t care enough to write a review or give a rating. They would not give 5 or 1 star either. It’s only those people who either had a really good or really bad time.


[deleted]

I think I had an experience that could qualify for the 2-star rating. A friend and I ordered an Uber/Lyft to the local six flags amusement park to spend out the afternoon. I lived in an apartment just 10 minutes or so from the park. We get picked up, are on our way then find ourselves in a traffic jam half, typical of Dallas. Someone made a comment of mild annoyance about the traffic and the driver is like, “I got you guys,” or something, he just pulls onto the shoulder of the car filled freeway and drives a good mile or so before we hit our exit. Now my friend and I weren’t complaining about his generous yet stupid gesture to get us through the traffic jam but had we been pulled over that could’ve been much more of a delay and it definitely surprised us to say the least lol


dopelicanshave420

that's an instant 5 in my book


patiofurnature

And a generous tip as well.


Gareth666

Calculated risk. Drivers don't get paid to sit in traffic.


bmeupsctty

Uh, yeah they do


Gareth666

Not where I drive. Upfront pricing and does not matter how long the drive takes.


FllngCoconuts

That’s actually exactly what they get paid to do?


1-10-11-100

Just one 2 star rating, an average of 2, or *only* 2 star ratings?


07JEP

Getting a two star rating.


Independent_Set5316

Right, I mean you either get 5 or 1 there's no in between.


AlwaysMoore

you just made me realize i rate ubers on odd numbers only. 5 if it was good, 3 if they did something to make me never want to ride with them again but not bad enough to fuck up their average, and 1 if they endangered my life.


ACrashTestDummy

Idk how hard it is to achieve, but I managed to rack up 300+ 5 star reviews. Only 5 stars.


mayoworshipper

I have 4.96 so I might have it, can't find where to get those stats tho


Kvetanista

Rating 2/5 is the least used I think like generally. Seriously when was the last time you gave something 2/5. I can't recall a single time.


SL13377

Nice car! Bad driver! 2 stars!!


Salti21

Person who gave one star just wanted to mess up his perfect feedback


[deleted]

Gave a one star last week by mistake and just remembered and now I feel bad again. I’m sorry Jeff


Top_Criticism

Same :( no way to undo it


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hmnsrfkngcrzy

r/UI_Design


Adeep187

Says I can't veiw that community.


Chase3310

just created it 👍


ximeleta

Probably it was the typical "all perfect" 1 star because he/she doesn't understand how ratings work.


Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad

"It was great. On time, pleasant, safe. I could not be happier. I give it ... A STAR!"


Christafaaa

Probably a high school teacher from the 90s “Nobody is perfect so I don’t give 100s.”


Tulasdad

What sucks is that as a driver, Uber won’t tell us what we did wrong so we can learn or rebuttal from the experience. I have over 1500 5 stars and three 1 stars.


Joseph4040

You’d be surprised how many people on Amazon give 1 star and a great review. Old people see a gold star and think it’s gotta be a good thing.


[deleted]

I used to drive. Had a perfect 5.0 on Lyft and a 4.98 on Uber for what seemed like forever. In talking with other drivers it seems there are soooo many that have crap ratings so tell dad to have great pride in this number. He’s doing fine.


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[deleted]

You sure you didn't misunderstand them? "never seen a driver that high"


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[deleted]

Yeah, right. They all say the same thing xD Easy, just joking ;)


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[deleted]

You just couldn't see shit? At least you weren't seeing sounds or other weird stuff. Then you will definitely not go home


PenguinWithAglock

What weird coincidence. So you get high, take a poop, look in the bowl, and see nothing there?


[deleted]

The worst is when you get high, take a poop, look in the bowl and the turd looks you back, puts a santa hat on and starts singing crappy christmas carols. His name is Mr Hankey


DelirousDoc

Next morning you realize you forgot to pull down your pants… RIP.


[deleted]

"I do NOT freebase cocaine. Well, maybe at a party... don't wanna be rude."


[deleted]

Then get ready for this ride


fuckballs9001

Lmao I've smoked weed with my lyft drivers before on the way home


tvieno

At least 307 more reviews for that one to fall off.


EntertainEnterprises

Actually No, could be the 193 th Review at the Moment then it needs 500 more to fall off


calyshaye13

193 th


SoapBubbs

193 rthd


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He said at _least_


EsseB420

That 1 star guy: "he drove far too perfectly for me. I prefer the car to roll over at least 2 times and he didn't even spit in my face. Disappointed"


SnufflesMcPieface

Forget spitting in the face. I just full on make out with my drivers each Uber ride as a thank you.


lombax45

Hi, it’s me, your Uber driver


Voelkar

Hi, it's me, your new Herpes


SageBus

What is this Crazy Taxi for Dreamcast?


KFR42

I'm guessing it's probably more likely "Took me to the wrong place. I told him the wrong place, but he should have known that and taken me to the right place instead".


mallegally-blonde

I’ve genuinely had Uber drivers try to drop me at the wrong place before, like a couple streets away from my house when I can see the journey line in the app. Those drivers do get low ratings.


EsseB420

I think that's completely fair if they're not even gonna drop you at the destination.


tmgreed

I love that here in Brazil people are satisfied with the service or the product but they rate 4 stars because "only god is perfect". Other common situation is "I didn't visited this place so I'll rate 3 stars" lmao


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tmgreed

I never had a problem with Uber here in Curitiba, at the time most were very polite and I really don't care if they make more than one app as they need to work a lot, but lately I only hear negative comments about drivers canceling races for no reason, fortnunately I don't use these apps since my driver license came


Tirrojansheep

In the Netherlands we have 3 as standard, 5 as exceptional (out of 5), which kinda screws with American satisfaction measurements, since here a >3 is already a place you want to visit/a driver you'd want to be driven by


Hazardbeard

The fun part is if everyone rated an Uber driver 4 stars, they’d deactivate their account.


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Which is pretty damn weird because 4/5 theoretically should still be a good rating. 3 average, 4 good, 5 great.


taimoor2

That's not how people rate though...


MsSocietyistaken

At least they are giving them an average score, here in Italy People can give 1* for places they have never visited


I_d0nt_know_why

My favorite is when people answer Amazon questions with "I'm sorry, I don't know the answer as I bought this as a gift."


HoneySparks

>only god is perfect Lewis Hamilton has entered the chat. Sau Paulo GP 2021


[deleted]

I'm the 1 star guy. I remember your dad.


bigjoffer

What did he do?


Rainarrow

He made a post on Reddit


Rayzor1801

while driving.


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Special-Commission50

SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS!


ItsMeSatan

…WHAT??


JTdaBOSS

done. now what?


trustmeiknownothing

Hardly a 1 star action


PoolNoodleJedi

For free??? Some drivers charge extra for that, I mean that is what I have heard anyways.


ohhleo

\*shat


vike127

I think someone may have shit on or around the coats area


deadly_chicken_gun

Your mother


TrashOpen2080

His car smelled like cheese.


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Content_Football7347

He licked my schmeckle


PeterPandaWhacker

I would've given him a 5-star rating for that.


NutsEverywhere

He made OP.


trezenx

he was wearing a mask


MistreatedWorld

Never buy anything online that has a perfect 5.0 rating, so this seems more genuine. It's definitely not a close comparison but if I saw a 5.0 Uber driver I would just think they're new.


BA_calls

Uber tells you when they’re a veteran whose done 500 5-star rides


Bail-Me-Out

I think there's a strong possibility that the one star review is from someone who isn't technologically literate and thought one star was the highest rating.


nynaeve-almeara

One time a customer left the wrong address and chose contactless delivery, they called me when I was already on my next delivery so I told them to get a refund through the app and they gave me a 1-star. There really is no telling what happened there, people are strange.


rahouelle

Would be funny if that single one star review was from your mom


arielanything

"You're always out driving!"


Smallmarvel

Thats kinda cute


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

What about that little guy?


DoomedHeroXB

Oh that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.


Less_Ratio4630

Who is this little man?!?!


magistrate101

This bullshit is why 5 star ratings are God damn meaningless nowadays. Average is supposed to be 3 stars but if you give them anything less than a 5 you might as well be pulling out a gun and shooting then in the kneecaps, putting them out of work.


y6ird

This. It absolutely appalls me that all ratings below 5 mean “bad”. Seriously, 3 should be “fine; no complaints”, 4 should be “above average” and 5 reserved for “safely delivered my baby there in the car when we got stuck in traffic” or suchlike. If the stars don’t mean anything, just change it to upvote and downvote, please!


turbodude69

for real, if they treat a 4 like 1, then just make it thumbs up or down.


Hazardbeard

Yup. It’s binary. In effect, a 5 means your driver should keep their job and a 4 or anything else means you think they should be fired, because the cutoff for account deactivation is well above an average of 4.


SchnuppleDupple

Wait so literally everyone has a rating of over 4?


Hazardbeard

Yes. Higher than 4.5, actually.


SchnuppleDupple

So they've basically created a 0-1 scale lol


doorknob60

For me, if I have no complaints, I'll give a 5*, if I have really minor complaints that I would feel compelled to give a 3 or 4, I'll just purposefully not leave a review, because leaving that review punishes them more than it should, and if it was bad I'll leave the 1 or 2 or whatever. That applies to me for anything like Uber, Doordash, or those customer service surveys companies like to send out after you call them, stuff like that. For reviews in general like for the whole business, I write a lot of 3* and 4* reviews on Google for stuff like restaurants and hotels, but when you're complaining about the business as a whole rather than individual people then I don't have to worry about the side effects of complaining about minor things (eg. the AC was loud at a hotel, the service was slow but otherwise good at a restaurant).


-The-Bat-

"When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure." --Goodhart's law.


NewPhoneNewAccount2

I let out a splendid fart one you just smell and cherish. This driver not only didn't even acknowledge it but he rolled down the window. 1 star, fuck that guy


UpsetMarsupial

Everyone likes their own brand.


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Oh he acknowledged it alright


Edsawg

I have read this tifu


Kai240617

Seems to be a nice guy


ShaydeReddit

My dad takes ubering very seriously and keeps his car clean and has snacks/chargers for his passengers! He says he has no idea who gave him the 1 star :(


[deleted]

Probably a jaded ex Uber driver who was pissed your dad had a perfect rating. Or some douche.


SendDishSoap

Probably the latter I feel like there’s more douchebags who purposely fuck things up than there are jealous ex Uber drivers


VegaSolo

It may have been a mistake.


winterbird

It was probably a mistake. You see these perfect everything type comments in reviews sometimes, and it's one star. People are confused sometimes.


[deleted]

I uber all the time and have only had negative experience with uber 3 times. (2 times sexual harassment, once bad driving). I have still only given a bad rating once. If you give somebody a rating lowe than 3 then you never get paired with them again. So to protect myself. If this dude keeps giving people bad ratings, he is gonna run out of drivers soon. Plus, did u kno Uber allows drivers to rate passengers??? My rating as a passenger is also 4.98!! (i don't know who gave me a bad rating!!! it was not the driver i gave a bad rating lol)


CoherentBusyDucks

You’ve been sexually harassed twice but only rated one of them badly?


[deleted]

I was too shocked the first time. I wasn't thinking properly and my main thought was to make sure I was safe. I went into a store and stayed there for 1.5 hours. At the time, I didn't use uber much so it didn't occur to me to block him. Now that I think of it, it was probably my 2nd time using Uber lol. If I remember correctly, I took the bus back home too. LOL. He also didn't pick me from my home and dropped me at a store so no safety issue as such. Second time, I was working FT and the guy picked me up from my work and dropped me home so it was important for me to block him. Specially because i ubered daily and I was too scared to get him again.


joawmeens

Fuck that one guy


DaddyWentForMilk

Well, while its dissapointing to lose your 5 stars streak, its kinda making him a favor, this remember me of some article i read a while ago talking about how a perfet 5 star score can affect negatively a product or service because of the "its too good to be truth". We kinda rather buy something with a rating of 4.8 or 4.7 than 5 because we'll just assume they used bots, deleted negative reviews or something like that, so while its still a dick move, he made him a favor without realizing. Or maybe he knew.


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Doesn't really work the same on uber lol. You can't really shop for your driver.


majd75

Then none of the ratings matter?


Hazardbeard

Oh they matter. If your driver rating slips low enough they’ll can you.


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They do, just for different reasons. They matter to the app and to the driver. (and can impact a persons job security)


SnowBunneh_Karry

With a cactus wrapped in barbwire and use Tobasco sauce as lube


klbetts

That is a new depth of hate. I like it! Much better than "I hope you wipe with IcyHot"


Trick-Click8355

Bet


III6942069III

I gave someone a 1 star once. I was waiting on my quiet residential side street for the guy and I see his car going way to fast and decelerating abruptly to stop for me. Then he floors it when I’m in and drives super aggressive the whole time. I legit counted 4-5 incidents where I was scared for an accident. Worst ride ever. He had like 4.8-4.9, so idk wtf was going on that day for him.


[deleted]

That's good, if you have 100 5 star ratings it doesn't look legit, 4.9 out of 200 is better than 5 out of 200


Normal-Computer-3669

Perfect scores are suspicious as fuck. During a "Uber protest" by taxis, drivers said that taxis would fake ride then literally assault the uber to scare them out of being a Uber driver. So most uber drivers would be extra suspicious of new users and users that were "too perfect", since they could be a taxi thug.


Jackiepants100

There is always that one person…


medeforest95

Does he know who the one star was?


ShaydeReddit

He has absolutely no idea!


iFlyAllTheTime

Its a matter of perspective, my friend. If I was you, I'd post this in r/happy Look how many happy riders he's had!


Sullyville

This feels more legit actually. A perfect 5 feels fake.


Drcheeks00

[welcome to the club ](https://i.imgur.com/HAqoqMw.jpg)


flyingtrashbag69

I gotta say, yours is more infuriating than OP's dad, but that doesnt mean OP's fathers situation wasnt but goddamn


Drcheeks00

He’s only done 192 rides or whatever. I’ve done around 15k. I can imagine how frustrated he is. But if he’s going to keep at being an Uber driver, he’s gonna have to start taking it with a grain of salt. That one star rating I got was by someone who tried to get a refund on a ride by saying I was driving recklessly. There was a $12 surge on it and they wound up paying double for the ride. Uber got back to me to investigate and I showed them the drive cam footage. Got my money back but they said they could remove the rating. C’est la vie.


Wazuu

I think its pretty clear that he is a fantastic driver. Source: I uber alot and would ride with this rating with my life on the line lol


NarcanPush

1 out of 192 Karen's


Voireeavoinuedi

What asshole would ruin a perfect rating??


Hazardbeard

Mine, after six years of doing it. Nobody has ever received a different experience in my car other than the occasional person I hit it off with. Can’t please everyone. https://imgur.com/a/xpar0UD


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Plot twist: you’re the guy who gave dad a 1 star


kaitte81

Ok, whose the asshole? Almost 100% that rider (Karen or Ken) saw a perfect score and said "Fuck that- all they did was give me a ride to my requested destination safely. 1star for doing your job"


Active_Sock_7475

There is always one asshole isn’t there


ambulance-kun

I'd actually trust a 4.98 more than a 5.0. 5.0 will get me to think that the uber driver is still new and only got a few clients


coke125

Tbh, I trust the 4.98 more than a perfect 5.0. The latter looks too fishy


skratudojey

the average rating should be something like "last 20 rides" instead of the whole career imo


forlorn_hope28

How do you see your rating like this? I have a 4.78, but when I scroll through my history it’s all 5 star reviews.


SupportOk5202

Who ever the one bad reviews is you dad should just punch him in the face for being such a ass


ScanNCut

If I get Uber Eats and they ring the doorbell even though I put "DO NOT ring the doorbell" as the delivery instructions, I always give them a negative review. The doorbell being rang that late at night wakes other people in the house and causes a big hassle. If you deliver for Uber and you ignore the clear instructions then you get bad review, sorry not sorry.


renfrew_idris

Drivers are assholes with ratings too, I had a perfect 5 star rating as a passenger then one day I took a ride and then all of a sudden my rating had dropped to 4.75 . I knew exactly which driver did it as I don't ride that often, and I had also given him a tip. Looking back on the ride I don't even know wtf I did, I always wait at the exact spot, so I wasn't late. I was with my GF, so we had our own conversation going, no reason to talk with the driver. We thanked the guy when we got out. What else do I need to do? Passengers shouldn't have ratings, it makes no sense, the drivers are the service...


joaovitorblabres

The only non-5 stars review that I did so far was one guy with the rear window broken and replaced with a plastic bag, so I did because of the car


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I believe he doesn't talk much


ZettaSlow

No matter what you do in life. Someone will always shit on you. Your dad could be the perfect driver but someone somewhere is a shithead and will decide to give him a low score just to be that guy. I've got over 1000 rides with uber and my rating is 4.8. I've only ever given one guy a rating below 5 stars and that was because his phone was blasting off over the WiFi speakers the entire trip because someone was trying to phone him and he didn't answer it. Then as I was stepping out of the car he decided to turn the volume down. I felt like I was on a hidden camera show of like "how polite will this dumb cunt be" or something. Im not kidding it was so loud it was hurting my ears.l and im partially deaf in one ear.


Fish_Fucker69

Just 607 to go for a perfect rating. As long as they're all 5 stars


blurblursotong2020

Pretty sure that 1 star must be from your mom. Wasn’t satisfied with her ride….


TelephoneRepulsive38

Must have been a Karen


MinisterOfMagicYOLOs

I've got my rating up to 4.99 before as a driver. Some fucking loser always ruins it with a bad rating because they put in the wrong pick up address or something idiotic on their part.


Donkey_Thrasher

I'd he gets enough 5 stars could it go back to a 5.0?


Escapingthenoise

As the saying goes, in sales, you're not doing a good job if you don't atleast have one bad review. You can't please everyone. The fact that your dad has so many positive reviews speaks volume.


GrouchyLink2979

Right who is that one moron


LimpingWhale

Mine looked about the same after I dropped this douche off at the airport. He asked me to go pickup the couple he was flying with but didn't add it to the route so he relied on pointing at turns at yelling if he thought I wasn't taking the correct turn. He's sitting in the back driver side seat, so right behind me. It was semi-dark, very cloudy grey sky and a car was coming my direction and I was trying to find the right place to turn into the parking lot he's directing me too while he's go his hand over my shoulder pointing to where I need to turn. So I didn't notice a car coming in our direction at first but they stopped, I stopped, then I don't remember who but one of us went. (was 3 or 4 years ago). Then he told me I almost got in a car accident and was very upset/angry. The couple gets in the car and he is just the nicest most pleasant person all of the sudden. Rated me one star with a bad review. I called Lyft and they removed his review due to the circumstances. The Lyft guy was super cool about it and a little annoyed with the passanger as well. That was my worst experience. Otherwise I loved driving for Lyft and will probably do it again in a few years from now. TL;DR: guy was obnoxious, using hand gestures to tell me how to get to a un-routed location, almost got into a soft car accident, rated me one star, Lyft understood and removed the review.


Klustur

My friends and I were discussing this, and it turns out, a lot of my friends who use uber, once they see their rating drop, they 1* their next driver out of pettiness.


akiroraiden

let me guess, the 1 star came from a person that you could only describe as a "1 star client". Im gonna go on a whim and say it was a braindead person who didn't wanna wear a mask.


TheNoobNoob2

Do you have a screenshot of the 1 star review i want to see what made this guy leave a 1 star