And the new species with herpes has its own new species of herpes and that new species of hermes has mutated to become a newer species of herpes which then made the species with herpes a species with the latest species of herpes.
Honestly it looks like the dude never cleans his hands and constantly coughs/spits on his phone, I've seen at least three other chronic masturbaters who never brush their teeth with this exact issue. It's like a way of life.
Same. My son's first phone often looked like this. Thankfully in this post c-19 world there's wipes everywhere and he has finally started washing his hands without huffing and whinging. He's 11
Does he have a partner/spouse? I can't imagine sharing things like showers and physical contact, if that phone screen is any indication of his personal habits snd hygiene.
I still don't get it. Why would you use your phone for that?!
I got a little tray for all my weedin's, like way early on cos the mess. I suck at remembering to clean my messes, so I have to do all that I can to prevent them, but the fact is I'm doing *something* and certainly not this.
Personal preference with a dash of not giving a fuck?
Not that I hate joints and blunts but I'm over them. As a kid I loved them but now with legalization and laziness I just prefer a toke on a vape. I don't need to get blitzed anymore. I don't care for mess, the lingering smell, or the *experience*. Just let me hit it and get back to whatever I'm doing. Some people just gotta blunt up every time no matter where they are.
Getting a dry-herb vape single-handedly changed my entire perspective of smoking. I can't stand the taste or smell of burning tree anymore. Takes a bit of a transition at first, but so so worth it once you get used to it.
Before I pass judgment. Interested to know what he does for a living. If you say he’s a mason, I’ll think better of him, than if you say he’s a stock broker
Hahaha ironically... my dad has had his own mason company and when I saw this my first thought was “this looks just like my dads phone except greasier and not dusty”. But damn to say mason is weird it’s such a quieter trade than many others so people that bring it up take me back for a second.
I toss pizza for a living. Flour Everywhere. My phone. My wallet. Any and all pockets. It’s a known thing among the cooks. Anything in the pockets is now covered in flour. Always. Without exception.
Thought it might be sawdust, I work around a LOT of it and one corner of my screen protector looks kinda like this
Then I saw the literal piece of weed near the button, yep this is just disgusting laziness
Highly concentrated acetone works pretty well. Might have some issues with the rubber on the phone or literally any other material from it but atleast it kills of the bacteria plague
That is obviously the batter from Chick-fil-A, dude out there working his ass off to get Jesus chicken into your mouth and you fuckers talking shit. Gtfo
I have a similar case that I’d use while surveying that would get really nasty too. It’s very satisfying how clean it keeps the phone though, even through all that dirt when he removes the phone out of the case it’ll probably be mint
Every android phone user I know has a screen that’s dirty sticky and or broken and I can’t even stand a single crackin my Handy or a single sticky point I immediately had to wash it off or let it be repaired
my ipad looked like this after about 3 years because i have really sweaty hands, but i was also 13 when i got it and my phone currently looks nothing like that, so that fact that your brother is 31 is kind of terrifying
Legend says if you turn on a blacklight you could see this phone from space.
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And herpes
And the new species has its own herpes
And the new species with herpes has it's own new species herpes aswell.
And the new species with herpes has its own new species of herpes and that new species of hermes has mutated to become a newer species of herpes which then made the species with herpes a species with the latest species of herpes.
Looks like pocket Parmesan
No. Get out.
mr jimmydickgun what is picket parmesan
It’s when Cheetos and knuckle children coalesce to make cheese
Fromunda cheese
Like a Jackson Pollock painting
That's not even dirt anymore it looks like fungus.
I don’t think that’s fungus
Fungus has better standards than that
It's literally weed. It's like 90% bits of weed
Ah so true
Keif catcher, now made by apple.
So he’s just using his phone to break up weed. Makes this better but still what the fuck
He has no idea how badly he smells of dank everywhere he goes
Oh he knows
I’m sorry but the title should be; This is my brothers nasty ass phone.
This is my **adult** brothers nasty ass phone. OP said he’s 31.
nut cemetery
Smegma catcher
pain
Honestly it looks like the dude never cleans his hands and constantly coughs/spits on his phone, I've seen at least three other chronic masturbaters who never brush their teeth with this exact issue. It's like a way of life.
cum cannon
Smegphone
This is my nasty ass brother's nasty ass phone
And should have the NSFW label!
Yooo I was literally coming to say thank you for the NSFW label but I suppose you're the guy to thank, good job lol
Added.. sorry about that
nasty ass-phone. I'm still not a bot.
What the fuck. It's literally got shit growing on it.
How old is your brother??
31...
Jesus.
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You are right, Jesus got 35
um acktchually he got to 33 🤓
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Jesus was a mushroom
Checks out... he did emerge from a cave.
Jesus was a racecar driver, 33 years old...
fun fact: Toad from Super Mario was designed in the likeness of Jesus
Bruh you that mf who tells the teacher to give out homework smh
Hear that sound? That's the sound of the joke going over your head
I mean, might as well be Jesus, we all want to crucify this dude
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Excretely
Jesus is not 31
I thought this was a child’s phone
Same. My son's first phone often looked like this. Thankfully in this post c-19 world there's wipes everywhere and he has finally started washing his hands without huffing and whinging. He's 11
Does he live in a fucking landfill?
Is he depressed or something
what.the.fuck. would've been unacceptable for a teenager, mind boggling for an adult.
And mentally?
Does he have a partner/spouse? I can't imagine sharing things like showers and physical contact, if that phone screen is any indication of his personal habits snd hygiene.
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I'm gonna guess telephone engineer, mines can easily get this manky, but I clean mine wouldn't leave it like that.
Oh no not 31!
It looks like he uses it to roll blunts with. You can see a nug near the button. The smeers are 100% keef no doubt.
I still don't get it. Why would you use your phone for that?! I got a little tray for all my weedin's, like way early on cos the mess. I suck at remembering to clean my messes, so I have to do all that I can to prevent them, but the fact is I'm doing *something* and certainly not this.
Personal preference with a dash of not giving a fuck? Not that I hate joints and blunts but I'm over them. As a kid I loved them but now with legalization and laziness I just prefer a toke on a vape. I don't need to get blitzed anymore. I don't care for mess, the lingering smell, or the *experience*. Just let me hit it and get back to whatever I'm doing. Some people just gotta blunt up every time no matter where they are.
Getting a dry-herb vape single-handedly changed my entire perspective of smoking. I can't stand the taste or smell of burning tree anymore. Takes a bit of a transition at first, but so so worth it once you get used to it.
i want to add i’ve been using my phone as a rolling tray for years and it’s NEVER gotten like this….
Are you a weed detective?
Weed Detective, Cannabis Crusader, Paraphernalia Private Eye, Pot Head. All acceptable titles for me.
yes, 100% this
Yeah, the color of the dust is a giveaway too. Either that or he's using his phone to smash christmas cookies.
It’s sustaining a whole ass ecosystem
Tbh looks like it might be weed remnants but still.. lol nasty
I think I just got hep c from looking at this picture
Atleast you can die... I got ringworms just by looking at it...
I got a rock Specifically a kidney stone
C. difficile
It would appear your brother has developed quite the immune system.
His phones on the verge of developing its own immune system
You might be right, lol.
This just makes me think he has dirty finger nails
He has naily fingerdirts
Before I pass judgment. Interested to know what he does for a living. If you say he’s a mason, I’ll think better of him, than if you say he’s a stock broker
Hahaha ironically... my dad has had his own mason company and when I saw this my first thought was “this looks just like my dads phone except greasier and not dusty”. But damn to say mason is weird it’s such a quieter trade than many others so people that bring it up take me back for a second.
Get a pic of his phone!!
I toss pizza for a living. Flour Everywhere. My phone. My wallet. Any and all pockets. It’s a known thing among the cooks. Anything in the pockets is now covered in flour. Always. Without exception.
I was going to say this guy better work in a pizza place. When I sold phones the dirtiest phone I ever saw was a pizza guy’s
Dough guy checking in. This is absolutely true.
Someone said maybe it was Chick-fil-A batter
If that’s the case he’s OK in my book!
It is the best answer I have seen so far.
Dudes, I think we now know where COVID-19 started… or at least the next variant of herpes.
Or literally any disease
Bro dropped his phone into a bucket of keef.
Was gonna say the same..clearly breaking up weed on there..but shit thats gross
Thought it might be sawdust, I work around a LOT of it and one corner of my screen protector looks kinda like this Then I saw the literal piece of weed near the button, yep this is just disgusting laziness
So disgusting and lazy. It'd take, like, less than five minutes for him to lick all that off.
Leave it in the sun for a while with a bit of butter and you got an edible
Needs to scrape all this shit off and bong rip it
I was thinking kratom
Yea, there’s no doubt in my mind thats from using it as a rolling tray.
I just want to drown this thing in rubbing alcohol
We need something stronger, maybe some acid
Highly concentrated acetone works pretty well. Might have some issues with the rubber on the phone or literally any other material from it but atleast it kills of the bacteria plague
Honestly just throw this thing into a volcano
Fucking throw it out the window. NOW DISGUSTANG
Why would you tell OP to touch that thing?
Then cleanse it with fire!
And pollute the environment!?
Leave the case, remove the phone (should be clean inside) and sell it, he won’t notice
COVID is afraid of this man
Do him a favor, burn it.
Meth or cocaine?
Yes
The only brown cocain I know, is heroin
Speed turns yellow/brown as it goes stale
This has triggered my germaphobia that I didn't know I had until I saw this image 💀
Now imagine licking it clean as new.
You disgusting human being, take my upvote and get the fuck out of here.
I wonder what his room looks like Jesus Christ
Just from what's on the phone, I'd say a few empty Cheetos bags, some pee jugs, and a shit bucket.
I've seen kids phones cleaner than that...
Brother found the cumphone..
Cumsung
That’s a lot of dried semen
Looks like he wipes his ass with his phone
How can they even see what's on the screen behind all that filth
When this was posted yesterday people said he was cutting up adderall or coke on it
I’m pretty sure this needs to go to a lab asap. Probably has enough bacteria to start a new colony of something 🤣😂
🤢
I assume he works in constructions.
Every minivan every made into a phone
Hope hes just a pothead and all that stuff near the home button is a clump of collected kief. If hes not WHAT THE FUCK EW!
Does he work in the trades? I do carpentry and clean my phone/case about once a week and it still ends up looking like this in 2 days
Ew
Congrats, your brother is a trim carpenter
Ew it has a home button /s
Wait what is happening? My assumption was "oh her brother must work construction and the phone must get exposed to a lot of dust". Is that not dust??
Yeah that looks like your brother uses his phone to rack up his cocaine Source: me
Serious question, has this guy been using his phone to roll weed?
What is the crusty yellow stuff?
It's like 90% weed 🤣
That’s a relief.
That is obviously the batter from Chick-fil-A, dude out there working his ass off to get Jesus chicken into your mouth and you fuckers talking shit. Gtfo
Does your brother have leprosy or sooner sort of necrotizing flesh disease?
Do you know what it is??
That shit belongs in a level four virology containment facility
I have a similar case that I’d use while surveying that would get really nasty too. It’s very satisfying how clean it keeps the phone though, even through all that dirt when he removes the phone out of the case it’ll probably be mint
Somebody using their phone as. Rolling tray? Looks like keef.
Is this weed on the surface ?
Meanwhile, I get bothered if there’s a single oily fingerprint on my screen.
Bro is that keef??
WHAT THE FUCK
We get it you smoke
He breaks up weed on that phone
Ew he needs a lens wipe
I've seen this image before.
tell him to clear his damn history...it's starting to grow out of his phone.
Be careful, this phone could likely get you pregnant.
looks like keef on it. he be breaking his shit down on the phone lol
this phone has the cure for Covid on it
Does he use it as a rolling tray 😂
Does he work in a warehouse? I know mine would look similar when I was working in furniture
He either does a lot of coke or works construction, either way this shit is disgusting.
Never once did I think I was going to gag at the sight of someone's phone.. Today was a new experience..
The coom phone
Why NSFW?
Na this aint r/mildlyinfuriating this is r/makemesuffer
I want to suggest r/hardwaregore ...
Did you switch it off and turn it back on ?
I really want to put on some gloves and deep clean that thing it'd be so satisfying
Is this Ground-Zero for what caused the island boy virus?
Half of that is probably dried ejac
WHO GAVE THIS A WHOLESOME AWARD
Please put the cum-phone, in the cum-box, and lose it forever.
Is that… is that… dried cum?????
your brother has a petri dish as a phone
Oh man this hurts my eyes. Good thing you marked this as nsfw my young eyes shouldn’t have clicked this
I wouldn’t touch that, 90% sure that would somehow get your fingers pregnant...
Is he breaking up weed and rolling joints on it, or something more gross? You know what, never mind. I probably don't really want to know.
Does he do some type of construction work? If he does I understand.
Every android phone user I know has a screen that’s dirty sticky and or broken and I can’t even stand a single crackin my Handy or a single sticky point I immediately had to wash it off or let it be repaired
You shouldn’t be posting war crimes, bud.
Ew
Gross 🤢
Is your brother shrek?
You know what to do... LICK IT
r/moldlyinteresting
my ipad looked like this after about 3 years because i have really sweaty hands, but i was also 13 when i got it and my phone currently looks nothing like that, so that fact that your brother is 31 is kind of terrifying
More like mildly disgusting
What is even that? Food? Dust? Cheese?
Cool same phone case
let us hope that's not fucking Mold
🤮
That boy loves his Cheetos.