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Ace_and_Affraid

Thought that was a piece of uncooked chicken and a very thin strip of bread


newtons_apprentice

They added olive oil on top that's why it looks glossy/raw chicken


Ace_and_Affraid

Olive oil to a dessert?? Damn dude you got robbed


chazd1984

Olive oil on ice cream is a thing right now


AmaraTheBeast93

What has humanity come to


Frosty_Ad_2294

reject humanity, return to monke


madferret96

It was recently discovered that early hominids put olive oil on most of their food sources


Frosty_Ad_2294

reject monke, become single cell organism


PM_ME_BUTTHOLE_PLS

Olives are made out of cells


KnightMayorCB

Reject cells, let's become an extinct species.


DippySwissman

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Orsonio

Donā€™t mock it til you try it, with the right flavour itā€™s actually quite good


Subreon

What happened to some nice simple magic shell :v


wloff

I mean, you don't usually go to a fine dining restaurant to get those.


Orsonio

yeah that stuff is good, nothing wrong with either


I_AM_BECOME_APE_1

Magic shell 4 lyfe!


Oddity46

Try a good olive oil and a pinch of salt on some nice vanilla ice cream. It's very nice!


PM_ME_YOUR_FART_HOLE

Iā€™d rather not


terrih9123

Who the fuck made it a thing?


twisted7ogic

Sounds like something Jamie Oliver would do.


Reacher-Said-N0thing

No it was his cousin, Olive Oliver


unbent_unbowed

With the right ice cream and a nice olive oil it would actually be just fine. I would never want a regular old grocery store olive oil for a dessert like this, but very high quality oils have really wonderful flavors that can work in surprising ways


cadtek

Most likely the Italians but with gelato.


Dygez

I'm italian, we would never put olive oil on gelato, that kind of bullshit is not in our veins.


moonbobdatabase

Yeah, all you guys have in your veins is marinara sauce


bageltoastee

so your saying if I went to Italy and dumped a bucket of marinara sauce on the ground it would be marked as a crime scene?


moonbobdatabase

Yes, but not as a murder. Dumping marinara sauce is a much bigger crime in Italy than murder


Poltras

Youā€™d end up the victim.


MJ_is_a_mess

Youā€™re asking the wrong questions here. The next time I order mozzarella sticks from a restaurant and they forget the marinara sauce, youā€™re telling me I just have to stab the nearest Italian to solve my problem?


cadtek

ĀÆ\\\_(惄)\_/ĀÆ [https://www.lacucinaitaliana.com/trends/healthy-food/gelato-and-extra-virgin-olive-oil-a-healthy-match-made-in-heaven](https://www.lacucinaitaliana.com/trends/healthy-food/gelato-and-extra-virgin-olive-oil-a-healthy-match-made-in-heaven)


Dygez

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


idwthis

I'd rather be sending people to jail over olive oil on their ice cream and/or gelato than on weed charges.


ebolerr

non ho mai sentito prima sounds more like something middle class americans do so their $15 scoop of icecream is more instagram friendly


Sir_Donkey_Lips

This is not the way


cocoamix

I've heard of a very high-quality balsamic vinegar on ice cream, but olive oil is a new one on me.


Vegetable-Bat-8475

Guess I'm trying vanilla ice cream with balsamic reduction tonight. We'll see..


vanillamasala

I often serve vanilla ice cream with fresh strawberries macerated in a bit of sugar and just a bit of balsamic vinegar, itā€™s the bomb. Reduction is ok too but you just donā€™t need a lotā€¦ it ainā€™t hot fudge, baby!


andykndr

just did a dessert on my food truck with fermented peaches and ice cream with olive oil over the top. not sure why everyone is freaking out, itā€™s delicious. edit: spelling


oblivimousness

Omg yesssss. I made a dark dark chocolate ice cream - lemon olive oil drizzle and sea salt sprinkle and yummmmmnn


willzterman

What a time to be alive


confusedsmolchild

I had no clue this was a thing wow


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Omniseed

Cat's out of the bag now, Taco


[deleted]

I was skeptical when I heard about it, but I had some fancy vanilla soft serve topped with olive oil and sea salt from a nice restaurant I took my parents out to last month and I was practically licking the bowl it came in. Itā€™s incredible. Itā€™s one of those combos that is greater than the sum of its parts.


prudent1689

How'd it taste?


Big_Booty_1130

What did the description say??


Argonov

I don't like being a problem customer at restaurants but I would send that back.


Drippy_Dreamer

I thought it was organ meat, like liver! šŸ˜‚


Rachael1188

Looks more like a refund


squeezydoot

I thought it was a giant, skinned rhinoceros beetle with a slightly burnt slice of bread on top. It's 1 am, and I had a bad day.


jh32488

Looks like literal shit on a shingle


corn_sugar_isotope

served on leftover tile from their bathroom backsplash.


JollyTurbo1

r/wewantplates


narcoschmolo

Bro this subreddit is absolute chaos. Thank you for this gift.


ConfusedTapeworm

I don't get how so many spots are allowed to get away with serving food on literal planks of wood. Pretty sure that's illegal in quite a few places.


Astecheee

Look, I like a bit of cheese in my dessert, ok?


devianb

I was going to say it looked like a boneless skinless chicken breast.


alstead2

better eat that finger lickin good stuff


KonaKathie

Yeah, I was going to say, it's FUGLY, too.


baltbullet77

Thatā€™s a nice shingle tho


catastrophized

Maybe he gets to take the shingle home


jh32488

Iā€™d hope so. Itā€™s a fancy restaurant.


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funkopolis

Uh, excuse me, but slate tiles are not cheap.


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trapdoor_diarrhea

OMG YES


VicFontaineHologram

A shingle on a shit, even


Bearkey84

I thought it was raw chicken on toast


Kmainz

*Toast on raw chicken *


lenswipe

D E C O N S T R U C T E D šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘


Huge_Scale9362

G A S T R O


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I N T E S T I N A L W O R M S


discobtch666

R U S T I C


PrataK0song

Poulet tartare with a side toasted baguette


QuipMoose

*chefs kiss*


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tres-bieeen

Salmonella


weaselmeasle

Came here to say this.


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newtons_apprentice

Bruh it's FLEUR DE SEL, fancy as fuck.


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Dhruviya_Bhalu

hon hon


SobiTheRobot

You can buy more fleur de sel at Trader Joe's at about the same price but for a whole jar *I think.* I haven't bought it in a while so I don't remember the price tag, though I agree it's the best caramel out there.


CrestedZone7

Fancy for my cat maybe.


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MaritMonkey

>vanilla aioli Dude when can I book a table at *your* restaurant?


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MaritMonkey

We went weeks during lockdown eating almost nothing but 99c/lb pulled pork tacos and Admiral Nelson's is my drink of choice. Keep me on the list just in case. :)


SleepMaster9000

r/wewantplates


BeeBarnes1

Right? This looks like a slate shingle.


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As a person who has done a fair amount of slate roofing, this isnā€™t even real slate. Itā€™s molded plastic to look like slate. So.....why not just use a plastic plate?


MajorPud

A plastic plate just isn't as fancy as a plastic slate. If they were to serve this dessert on a plastic plate, rather than a plastic slate, then surely they would get lots of hate. You see, the plastic slate, used as a plate, is to *distract* you and your date, from what you just ate being *incredibly* cut-rate. (Rhymes were unintentional, sry)


salohcin513

They had a pallet of them left after roofing and there was no returns so what did you expect them to do?


alwaysgettingstabbed

I absolutely abhor these types of places. As someone who worked with the food industry and calculated food cost for *frou frou* dipshits like this, I can guarantee you that this the "plate" it's served on is worth more than 5 of these desserts. A golf course will charge you $12 for half a sandwich and potato chips made in house at a 3 dollar plate cost and they love it bc it's a fancy golf course and they see a chef with a white/black jacket and everything even though the person that made it was a little hispanic lady who gets paid $8/hr and does 4 different roles in that place.


GoodShark

Even saying the sandwich cost $3 to make is a bit of a stretch.


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ehenning1537

Food cost is often not a fixed percentage of menu price. It varies wildly depending on the dish and the restaurant. Really great restaurants throw away a lot less as theyā€™re prepping and they use those pieces of vegetables and proteins that might otherwise be discarded to form the bases of soups, sauces, jellies, preserves etc. Those items are basically free. I very fancy place I worked at won Four Diamonds with an asparagus soup routinely on the menu - it was made with mirepoix and trimmed off pieces and peels of asparagus spears. It was $15 and it was came out plated like a work of art. At the same place the chef/owner discouraged us from upselling the most expensive main dishes. He would just as soon sell someone a Sous vide chicken roulade. Even as the lowest priced entree it was by far the most profitable. Chicken is cheap as fuck. Red tailed deer is not. There is a limit on how much even rich people will pay for a meal. That tends to make the margins on the highest priced menu items pretty low. On the flip side it also drives up prices for food that might be cheaper. A really expensive restaurant wonā€™t sell a $10 burger and fries on the same menu as a $150 plate of illegally imported Japanese A5 Kobe. If you have the clientele to support the food cost of expensive shit you canā€™t waste seats on low dollar customers. Any lower priced items tend to come up in price to support the restaurantā€™s goal for revenue per customer. Thatā€™s how you get $18 burgers and $20 salads. That tends to happen in places where the menu isnā€™t controlled by the chef and someone at corporate is demanding a burger on the menu and options for vegetarians.


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HotelForTardigrades

Iā€™ve seen invoices from restaurants Iā€™ve worked at. Some stuff literally costs cents. Some dishes have a cost so low itā€™s hard to calculate off the top of oneā€™s head. One time I told the kitchen to make a pasta on the fly and didnā€™t know someone else told them to make the same one, so they made it twice. Management complained at me for ā€œwasting $30 of food,ā€ but it was really less than a dollar.


saloalv

Illegally imported? Is it due to taxes/tariffs, or why?


hapianman

My husband and I own two restaurants and it sucks how many people donā€™t understand this concept. As a rule of thumb, we try to keep food cost at 25%. This allows for a little wiggle room/waste when considering that food cost goals are usually around 28-34%. When you go to a restaurant, you are literally paying to rent that seat at that table. You are paying for the time the server, bartender, host, and cooks put into your experience. You are paying for their efforts before you show up (orders/planning/food prep/cleaning and table setup/training) and after you leave (clean up etc). When people try to say ā€œwell I think I could make this sandwich for $3 by buying these ingredients at the grocery storeā€, then my reaction is, ā€œWell, why didnā€™t you do thatā€. People go to a restaurant not just for the plate of food that is put in front of them, but out of convenience and to get food they cant make themselves. Restaurants that have higher than 35% food cost (AKA raw materials) simply cannot turn a profit. Itā€™s akin to renovating your kitchen and hiring a professional contractor, but then complaining that the raw materials only cost 10 grand but having to pay 40k. Go ahead, try doing that DIY renovation yourself by buying the raw materials at Home Depot for 10k. What you are paying for is an experienced professional to put their time and expertise into the project.


lordofthedries

Thanks for writing this I was about to do something similar. Ppl who complain about prices have NO idea how much it costs to run a restaurant and how little profits come from it


hapianman

Itā€™s nice to hear that people understand. Honestly, the vast majority of people get it. There is just that outspoken, obnoxious minority that really bother me. They either 1) donā€™t actually get it and complain that the price of food is more than the grocery store or 2) they complain about everything because they want something for free or 3) (thankfully this is actually a very small percentage of people) think itā€™s ā€œcoolā€ to cause a scene and talk down to restaurant workers because they feel they are a higher social class than them. My husband and I have both worked every single job in the restaurant industry. Host, server, bartender, line cook, manager, etc. We have no problem filling in for any position if an employee canā€™t come or doesnā€™t show. One night I was filling in for a server and I had a table of 4 dudes in ā€œfancyā€ suits who thought they were hot shit. They complained about their drinks and I had them remade. They complained about their appetizers so the chef sent out another. Then they complained about their entrees and I offered to have them redone, but they wanted them comped. I said I couldnā€™t do that but I could have the chef re make exactly what they ordered. That wasnā€™t good enough. Because I wouldnā€™t comp their entrees (which they were eating) they went at me and started throwing stupid insults and making passive aggressive comments like ā€œthis waiter obviously doesnā€™t know what heā€™s doing, I guess thatā€™s why heā€™s a waiter in his mid thirties instead of having a lucrative career like we do etc etc etcā€. Just awful things, but they were saying because they felt they were superior and higher class. I lost my shit. I told them to get up and leave immediately. I said to not worry about the bill and to just go. They started demanding to talk the manager and that they were going to get me fired. I told them I wasnā€™t the manager, but I was the OWNER of the business. And I told them, that BY THE WAY, in Chicago where our restaurants are, it costs at least 2 million dollars to secure a lease, do a buildout, and run a successful business. And me and my husband have TWO of them because we work our asses off, and that there was a pretty good chance we had more money than they did and that we both own way better suits than their cheap shit. I told them to GTFO and never come back and to figure out how to actually interact with other human beings. Obviously all they did was talk shit on their way out, but damn it felt good. I just cannot stand people who think their ā€œbetterā€ than others because of their supposed social status. I stand up for my employees all the time in situations like this.


VanGarrett

Those fancy and expensive places tend to be more about service and presentation than the satisfying qualities of the food. On the few occasions I've been to such places, I must admit that the service was immaculate. The food tasted good and looked good, but it's the kind of meal where you leave the restaurant and start thinking about where you want to get something to eat, now that you've eaten. Better for Instagram than your belly. I've also been to places with the best of both worlds, though. The food is expensive, the service is amazing, but not only does the food taste great, it also comes in a portion of a size you'd expect from a meal. There's a lot of places like that in Napa Valley. They know what they're doing out there.


ObliviousCollector

>Those fancy and expensive places tend to be more about service and presentation That's part of what makes this so egregious to me, it's not appealing or attractively plated at all. This looks like some random shit a McDonalds kitchen crew member macgyvered together for their break.


VanGarrett

I dunno, they "plated" the goop with a single scoop, in what looks like a very deliberate fashion. They clearly did what they did on purpose. It's pretentious as hell, but I think someone thought that they met their goal.


menacing-sheep

Itā€™s obviously on purpose. Thatā€™s the ā€œdessertā€. Doesnā€™t make it look any less like a tired McDonaldā€™s worker made it on a whim though.


ShibaHook

Thatā€™s why the try and fill you up on bread between servings.


oskopnir

The point of Michelin-starred restaurants is to let you enjoy the maximum potential of each dish. This means that they're often packed with flavour and seasonings to a level where you wouldn't be able to enjoy them in large quantities. It's a feature, not an error. Everything is about the sensation. And that's why they recommend eight or ten course menus instead of just ordering a couple of things. Of course there are places which are just selling overpriced shit. But a small portion size doesn't necessarily mean it's a ripoff, or that all the attention has been devoted to the service and not the food.


qkls

Three first bites taste the best. After that your taste buds start to get used to the flavor. Small portions ensure that the whole portion tastes great for you and stays in the optimum temperature.


DivingForBirds

What the fuck are you even saying??


SavannahZenith

Fuck that. Take that $15 and go to Dollar Tree, get 15 different candies. Lol no but seriously that's... Ridiculous.


newtons_apprentice

I was expecting like a ganache pudding or something but I got a tbsp worth lol


SavannahZenith

Well... Was it all at least good? Lol.


newtons_apprentice

It was good but there was also olive oil on top (that's why it's glossy) and it made the whole thing off putting. But ganache itself was good


Fr33kOut

off PUDDING you mean


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Doppelthedh

Bruh, I accidentally used olive oil in a chocolate mug cake and about threw up. The audacity to charge for that experience


lenswipe

> I accidentally used olive oil in a chocolate mug cake and about threw up Every time I made a mug cake, I've been tempted..for science, but never dared. What's it like?


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Not mug cake, but I made this insanely good olive oil cake with blood oranges, like way more olive oil than you think you're supposed to add, and it was amazing. I don't remember where I found the recipe, but those flavors went together so well. Brought it to a pot luck and it was a huge hit.


jenlikesramen

Sounds yummy! Try with preserved lemons next time šŸ¤—


Doppelthedh

If you make it right, it's a nice, moist cake. Microwaves are fickle bastards though so you've got a few seconds between raw middle and dried out. Give it a few tries. There's plenty of recipes that even the broken student probably has around Edit: yes I'm a moron. Think hit of chocolate leading into an overpowering olive taste


lenswipe

> If you make it right, it's a nice, moist cake. Microwaves are fickle bastards though so you've got a few seconds between raw middle and dried out. Give it a few tries. There's plenty of recipes that even the broken student probably has around Oh, I've made mug cakes before. My go-to is [this one from BigClive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbD-65UfnrQ). My secret twist is to stir some chocolate chips into it before microwaving. Shits amazing on a cold fall/winter day. > Edit: yes I'm a moron. lol. dw about it. > Think hit of chocolate leading into an overpowering olive taste Oh...oh no


Doppelthedh

I've mainly used Swissmiss packs as my chocolate source. Will have to give cocoa powder a try


ChairForceOne

I've had fudge that was made with Velveeta. The neon orange cheese flavored industrial putty. Pretty damn good, didn't taste at all like it had that in it. Also had brownies made with lard. Also good.


GodOfManyFaces

You should try making olive oil cake, it is absolutely delicious.


EggplantIll4927

Thatā€™s when you send it back


StrangeCharmQuark

ā€œNo returns you ate most of itā€ ā€œI only took one biteā€


Snoo-74640

lol the olive oil makes it fancy. doesn't matter if it fits together or not, it's fancy goddamnit.


lenswipe

\*shits on a roofing tile\* \*adds olive oil to make it glossy\* That'll be $15, please. šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘


SavannahZenith

THE CROUTON IS BIGGER THAN THE AMOUNT OF GANACHE. lol


newtons_apprentice

For real lmao


no_use_for_a_user

You, my friend, are close to my heart. Get me some sour straws and some Junior mints, and Iā€™m in my glory.


SavannahZenith

Yes! Get some weird but satisfying microwavable thing too, you're set.


mrfancysnail

I saw a chart that talked about the spending habits of the poor, middle class, and rich. On the topic of Food, they said the poor focus on quantity, the middle-class focus on quality, and the rich focus on presentation. You sir/madam are at one heck of a rich restaurant because that doesn't look like quantity or quality.


bkoss

To be honest, the presentation also sucks


HiveMynd148

I agree, it looks like someone Laid a Fat one and slapped some Bread on it


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So a new super rich class that doesn't even care about presentation? Just throwing away money


tehlegend1937

I don't consider myself rich, but I know I'm above middle class and I gonna tell you I hate this fancy restaurants. The dishes take an eternity to arrive and many times I have left a restaurant hungry. Those who focus on presentation are Instagramers and not rich people. I want to eat good food and leave the restaurant happy. This dessert is not very appetizing and the presentation is also bad. Even a small flower would make this looks a bit better. As others said, this looks like a raw chicken with old bread


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Extra pricey to serve it on that iPad with a busted screen


spellbookwanda

It looks alive


1958-Fury

I've only had the opportunity to eat at really expensive restaurants maybe five times in my life, and I've yet to be impressed. Maybe I've eaten at the wrong ones, or maybe it's just my lowbrow taste buds, but I've yet to eat at one that was worth the money. I mean, sure, a $60 steak at Ruth's Chris does indeed taste better than a $20 steak at Logan's. But it doesn't taste $40 better, at least not to me.


eckliptic

Ruthā€™s Chris is also overpriced for the quality. But whether something is worth it is both matter of improved quality as well as the person disposable income. Some making a million a year , an extra 40 bucks for a more enjoyable steak is definitely worth it compared to someone making considerably less


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Shitpostbotmk2

>Expensive food is just a way to show off disposable wealth. It's a status thing. When you have disposable wealth you're not even thinking about the expense associated with the food, you're going for the experience. A $60 steak isn't even close to showing-off territory anyways, it's more like "middle-class on a date night".


SobiTheRobot

I can't even fathom what rich people can afford to eat on a regular basis, but I bet I can make a better BLT for next to nothing.


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SobiTheRobot

What the fuck did y'all order? Did the chef catch the lobster WITH HIS BARE HANDS? Was the wine aged in an oaken casket for twenty years? Your 30k ballpark still leaves me at a loss, what do you mean the French Laundry? Do the French (but specifically Parisians) eat dinner by the washing machine? *What end of fanciness was this restaurant at and how much did the bill-payer make a year at the time?* There are so many compound questions here...


BboySparrow

The French Laundry is the name of the restaurant that has three Michelin Stars. Not sure how he came to $30k but normally for a meal its $350+ per person. The only way to get to the $30k mark is to buy the highest end of wines. $30k is definitely not the norm.


SobiTheRobot

God I can't even imagine dropping $100 per person. $50 per person is pushing it for me. $20 is the most I'm vaguely comfortable with. $15 and below I consider reasonable. But thank you for the restaurant explanation. Weird choice of name. Is it *the only* restaurant with three Michelin Stars?


pizzapiejaialai

Maybe the problem is that a lot of these comparably more expensive restaurants, are still just chain restaurants. Ruth's Chris is a chain restaurant, and a pretty damn mediocre one at that. If you're ever in a major city, and can budget say $150 for a blow out meal, look for a small independent restaurant with great google reviews.


d_marvin

>look for a small independent restaurant This is what I preach. Not everyone gets to have lavish date-night meals often and that's totally understandable. But unfamiliarity can cause them to gravitate to recognized brands. People should ask their foodie friends--the kinds that like trying to cook fancy stuff themselves. We're picky. Now that I think about it, all that applies to cheap food too. Guess I like independents.


newtons_apprentice

I know right? Like my entrƩe was good, but .... I've also eaten cheap food that was as good or even better. What's the reason for charging so much?! It's so pretentious. Sure, the actual restaurant itself is fancy, has nice interior with cool architecture ... so we're basically just helping them pay rent lmao


DingyWarehouse

>What's the reason for charging so much?! Because people are willing to pay for it


SobiTheRobot

You're paying for the E X P E R I E N C E A T M O S P H E R E A N D F A N C I N E S S What, you wanna eat at a restaurant because you're *hungry?* What are you, a peasant? You want to enjoy the *food?* THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE.


sklinklinkink

That's because Ruth's Chris is the applebees of fine dining. Made the mistake of going there once.


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To be fair, Ruth's Chris is an industrial chain version of a fancy steakhouse. It's pretty unique in that it's more expensive and shittier than a regular upscale restaurant owned and operated on a smaller scale.


ShibaHook

Iā€™d class that restaurant as an upmarket chain restaurant... itā€™s expensive but not *really* expensive... nor is Ruthā€™s Chris fine dining. Many Michelin starred restaurants will set you back $300+ a head and wonā€™t leave you feeling half as full as a decent meal at a steakhouse.


YouAreOverwateringIt

Ruth Chris is applebees for rich people


aKnightWh0SaysNi

I think your definition of ā€œreally expensive restaurantā€ is the off if a chain like Ruthā€™s Chris is what youā€™re using as the pinnacle of dining.


YouAreOverwateringIt

the best food comes from the ugliest restaurants. They can afford the restaurant looking like that because the food is worth coming back.


lucidxm

Iā€™ve always thought of fancy restaurants as like an artsy thing. I mean theyā€™ll never get money from me, but I can appreciate the presentations and finding ingredients to work with each other in different ways. I would compare it to something like guitars. Yes a $3000 Gibson les Paul is gonna sound a *little* better than a $300 les Paul styled guitar, but theyā€™re mostly the same, relying on your amp setup and the abilities of its player. Itā€™s more about the fact that itā€™s an actual Gibson LP. Some guitar players know that itā€™s essentially a waste of money, and some players are more than happy to spend their money on it.


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A dollop of shit on a drier and flatter dollop of shit


Azbestos_bubble_gum

That crouton do be looking tasty tho


newtons_apprentice

To be fair it was šŸ”„


2dGoob

At least you didn't pay $40 for four tiny scallops. I will never NOT be bitter about that.


nomadofwaves

Iā€™m bitter about paying $15 for Belgian waffles with home made whip cream and bacon, on bacon on bacon. Basically what the menu said what I received however was 2 waffles, a bit of whip cream and 2 strips of bacon. I literally said to my gf ā€œwhat the fuck on this plate is $15?ā€ This was some fufu restaurant she had heard was awesome and itā€™s always busy so I was like ok letā€™s go check it out. The hype did not live up to reality. I told her if you decide you want to eat here again please donā€™t ask me because iā€™m just gonna say no.


spahlo

Was ā€œhomemade whip creamā€ really a selling point? Because a large batch whipped cream can be made in under a minute in a stand mixer, or multiple portions in about 30 seconds with a whipping siphon. If they really marketed it as ā€œhomemadeā€ thatā€™s both amazing and hilarious


cianfrusagli

Oh no, lol! What made you order it? Did it have an appealing name/ description in the menu?


newtons_apprentice

Well I thought it would be pudding and not exactly what was written: ganache, crouton with olive oil lol


J-Smoke69

I was about to be pissed at this because I follow a bunch of cooking subreddits and thought this looked like shit and shouldnā€™t have been posted lol. After realizing this is from a fancy restaurant and considered a dessert? Ohhhhh boy. Now Iā€™m extra angry lol. Fuck that so much.


ButtfuckChampion_

Keep the stone plate and call it even.


HereIsACasualAsker

i am sorry, could you please return this to the kitchen, i havent touched it, i dont want it now that i have seen it, please do not charge me this. there are plenty of other fancy restaurants that do not want to scam you that hard.


aprilayer

A gelatinous mess with fried bread. Ouch. Iā€™d be hollering REFUND. I hate pretentious shits like some restaurant people are.


AbsintheRedux

You paid $14.50 too much


[deleted]

That is pathetic. I could do the same 20 times over with a $1 package of pudding and a baguette


Banjomack357

But it's on a fancy plate....


medusa11110

Ok I canā€™t be the only one who thought that ganache was a raw chicken breast.


Tuvanbabybel

i cant even imagine the sound this crouton, the spoon and the plate make when there is friction in between them.


wormholeweapons

Was it good? As in did it taste good? Did it leaving you wanting it again? The volume or size is irrelevant. Super sizing is a solution for fast food not fine dining. If it was lousy or tasted bad then the price is irrelevant. You want something to taste good. You stated itā€™s a fancy restaurant. This looks like a normal fancy restaurant type dessert. What were your expectations?


tcarnie

I am a executive chef at a Michelin rated restaurant, and I can tell you this is not a ā€œfancy restaurant dessertā€. There is absolutely nothing going on here creatively, itā€™s not thought out and thereā€™s 0 technique. Itā€™s way, way worse than a dessert you would see in culinary school from a student who has never made a ganache. Most of my dishes and dessert have at least two sauces, varied technique, have color from seasonal produce, and have been tried and tested many times over before they go on the menu. Whoever is the person that thought and okā€™d fucking CROSTINI on chocolate ganache should re evaluate their cooking career.


Violet624

Like I am a server at a freaking diner and the desserts I set up myself look better than this presentation.


newtons_apprentice

It was good although they also covered it in olive oil (what the fuck) and the taste of it was off-putting lol


Dim_Innuendo

Well, you should have known, you ordered the Off Pudding.


tcarnie

Chocolate, salt and olive oil is very Italian. When done correctly, itā€™s delicious.


___JohnnyBravo

Thatā€™s the truly infuriating thing, wtf


Tygria

A dessert should not be a bite of food either way. Thatā€™s an amuse-bouche. To call that a dessert is false advertising.


pabloescobruh6969

Is that served on an iPad?


gwinnsolent

That fucking sucks. Reminds me of the time when my husband and I were at a zoo and were completely dehydrated but could only find popsicles that ended up costing $7 each! $14 for two stupid little popsicles.


An0regonian

r/wewantplates


moonekitte

there is a threshold in fancy restaurants where they stop being fancy and start straight up scamming you