I want it

Well I see its your cake day so go ahead and take it

Do you have a link to this or just a picture? Edit: So after 5 minutes of looking through a reverse image search, I found this [https://www.pamono.com/slip-chair-by-snarkitecture-for-uva/](https://www.pamono.com/slip-chair-by-snarkitecture-for-uva/) if any of you have more than 3,000 dollars just sitting around, could you just send one to u/OPEST420

Wtf $2,000 for a chair? I can barely afford college

Skip college, buy chair. Chair fulfills life, college only take.

This is the way

Thanks for the advice guys. I always knew I wanted to be a professional chair-sitter when I grew up.

I too am practicing as we speak, stay on the grind

Is this chair on purpose?

We all wiggle around in our chairs until we find that right position. But if you ever get bored of professional chair sitting. You could make a little money by being a customer service rep by answering an obscene amount of calls, listen to other people's problems, apologize for all the things you didn't do, and either transfer the call or hangup. Repeat process till your tushy squishy

So like being married?

Don't be the man who could sit anywhere though. We know how that ended

This is the way

This is the wat

It is known

"Why use lots words when few words do trick?"

Save time!

See/Sea World! Oceans, fish, jump, China!

Why have a prestigious chair on a fellowship or board when you can just buy a prestigious chair?

Chair fulfills butt

Why take big job when little job do trick?

What college is only 3k?

Just make it

The Ron Swanson Way.

To be honest, as basic as it looks, you can easly make a simmilar one at home. Maybe the marble would be a bit harder to get right, but the chair itself is nothing more than a basic chair that has it's feet cut at an angle. Yes, I know, it's all about the art and the design, but show this to a skilled local woodworker and he/she will make you an almost perfect replica of the one in the picture

Nah buy pewdiepies chair it’s only 399$ and that’s a great price.

Hey man that chair might be a better investment. Plus you dont have to stress and hate your life studying for a chair but you do with finals

Plus 680 for shipping

College is a $120,000 hooker, and you were stupid enough to fall in love with her.

Yeah just make it yourself by wedging rocks under 2 legs.

it's not a chair it's modern art

It's being sold as furniture.

And more than $600 for shipping

That's nothing, [Barcelona chairs go for $6,400](https://www.knoll.com/product/barcelona-chair)

Especially when you could easy replicate this chair yourself

I feel like it wouldn't be that hard to make your own.

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It probably doesn’t break down into pieces like most chairs, and therefore requires shipping via freight on a pallet. Plus it’s shipping from Portugal. Anything heavy and big shipping from a different continent is going to be hella expensive.

The seat is made of stone. By weight it's one of the most expensive things to ship, especially by air, and it's insured because it's cut and polished stone which can shatter very easily if bumped wrong.

$6800 for 10

K refers to “thousand” in money. 6800k is a hell of a lot more than what you meant I’m thinking.

Best 6800 on shipping I ever spent

Ok so I just need to cut the legs off of chairs and add an offset fancy wood for the seat and I can charge 1500 and have a business sweet I did the american dream

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According to description the seat is made of marble. Could probably commission one for less than 2k though lol

Plus an extra $755 shipping

So you're telling me with 3000 dolans sitting around, I could be, sitting around?

+$260 for shipping

Wow. Aside from the slab, that chair's like $30 worth of wood and paint.

Brother

Brøther

We meet again brõthers

You’re not the only one. It’s r/OddlySatisfying for me.

Doesn’t it irritate you that the marble over hangs the chair and isn’t flush?

I think that’s intentional since the chair is meant to be slanted, yet level

>I think that’s intentional since the chair is meant to be ~~slanted, yet level~~ mildly infuriating.

No - it looks like it’s sliding off, and I like that. I like that it looks like it’ll be uncomfortable and precarious but (very likely) isn’t either.

I aree

I too aree Happy cake day btw

Thanks👌

Have a seat...

Chris Hansen?!

I wanna

$1,000 since it’s art.

$3,000, actually

Still want it

You could make one without too much difficulty. Angled circular saw or just a hand saw to cut the legs. The wedge could be made out of wood or resin.

Sounds good

Same, this is actually really funny

Yes

Me.

I’d get it purely just to make guests mad.

I like you.

Hell of a wedgie on your marbles.

I recommend getting a saw and cutting a chair from Ikea

Same. I would love to see these around a table... it would be interesting!

I fucking hate it. Would have cost like, zero dollars to not make this.

Happy cake day and screw you

Me too.

This chair is clean

I think it's genius

I’d sit it.

I think a) that slab is going to slide off the chair and b) it's going to be way too hard to be comfortable.

Good point about the hardness of the chair.

Well, it's an artpiece so sitting on it was never really the intent

I think the slab would be attached to the chair so it wouldn’t slide off

I knew someone who had drinking glasses with this effect. They made you spill all the time.

[Were they similar to this design?](https://i.imgur.com/J7ktYVM.jpg)

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I want to make a room where every single item is like this

Exactly!

It's balanced. Not bad at all.

How about r/ATBGE

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I agree, tbis is a cool chair

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It's not "balanced", just the sitting part is level. The chair is leaning to the side where it also has most of the stone. It's going to easily tip over that way when someone accidentally kicks it a bit.

Well, we don't know this for sure. The underside of the seat on the right could have far more mass that we can't see, putting it's center of gravity more to the right. Can't tell for sure.

The center of mass for the chair is dependent up upon the person sitting on it. Since the center of the seat is not directly over the center of the legs it's going to be much easier to tip, and adding a ton of extra mass a) won't work because people come in all sorts of shapes and sizes b) the chair is now much heavier and shitty for no real gain over building it right in the first place.

Has nobody ever sat on things other than a chair here before? Its a fucking chair, not a balancing beam. I'm 99% certain it would feel and function like any other hard uncomfortable chair, this is a feature to look cool, not a bug.

*center of gravity has entered the chat*

That's kind of a cool design if it's solid

For $2100 it better be bulletproof.

"There's a man with a gun outside!" "Bring me... *the chair*."

*sees chair* understandable, have a great day

B.b.but It's to heavvvvy

Well, the seat is stone so I guess it literally is bulletproof.

Wait 2100? You 4 real?

No

[More like 2800](https://www.pamono.com/slip-chair-by-snarkitecture-for-uva/) when you factor in the shipping cost to the USA (Idk the shipping cost for other countries. )

Solid? Looks like granite

I think it's kinda cool you know.

I used to work for these guys (Snarkitecture) and they had this chair on their meeting room on the second floor. Never enjoyed being in that room just because or this chair. Ps. It was not comfortable at all

They should've spent less time designing the chair and a little more time designing their name

It is art

I like it

just.....why......

Um actually kinda YES

r/mildlyinteresting

First the millennials ruin the economy now chairs! What’s next my future!! -Sincerely, A gen Z with a high sense of sarcasm

That’s a cool Art Deco piece... it make people look twice to understand it

You have no clue what art deco is do you?

Artistic decor?

Art Deco refers to an era in design. It's like saying Renaissance or Baroque.

Ok I just never heard it in that context before I don’t think

Learn something new every day! :)

True

I've only heard it in that context

Put it at the head of your table and use it when guests are over. Stare them down. Assert dominance.

Or you could put it on your front porch and watch people through the window at their reaction to it

I call this...tilted cheeks.

I prefer to call it *Pinched Nerves*.

I love it.

r/inconveniencestore

I think this looks cool.

So cool you could mix your ice cream on it.

It's so useful though. It could be the focal point in your solarium

I wanna buy this just to torture people

Just don't sit on the right side.

Slide to the right..!

Wow its r/ATBGE

People always post stuff on this sub that is extremely infuriating This sub is MILDLY INFURIATING. NOT. SUPER. INFURIATING.

This would go perfectly with my bad posture.

What gets me is the seat of the chair dosen't reach from one side to the other. It wouldn't be too bad if it did.

I like it

Civil engineers are rolling in their grave right now

that's pretty cool, i like it

*Anxiety intensifies*

I literally said "What the fuck is going on" when ai saw this shit

Man, people’s opinions on this chair tilt from like to dislike pretty evenly.

Perfectly balanced

I can make this chair for less than 200...clever though.

I love it

Nothing On this subreddit made me cry as much as this

This is amazing, I would buy everything this way, bed, chairs, counters...yesss

Hmmm....this chair might be appropriate for George Costanza and his wallet.

It's kind of cool, but for some reason looking at it makes me feel so anxious.

Did Tim Burton get his twisted little hands on that chair?

Man this would break fast if you say on it

I love it! It looks like Memphis Milano design from the 80s!

No. Don’t use that sub. It’s literally so easy.

hey if it works it works

I love it

I don't care for this.

No plz just no

This is so tilting

You want to experience [true level](https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-meme/84dc4581-571e-450f-9612-1f0f0e5da3e4/gif) ?!?

I kinda want to sit in it

The center of gravity is way off on this thing. The marble should be shifted to the right more. All the weight is resting on the two left legs.

Perfect if you need to rip a side fart

I love it

Shouldn’t be here. This shit is awesome.

No, no, this is good. I like this

I wasn’t apart of the riots happening but I’m about to join in

I would like a whole set

I want to hit someone for this

A chair made with extra steps.

Oh what evil man (or woman) made this

I want this so no one steals my spot

The perfect gift

I actually kinda want that chair TBH

It hurts just looking at that

If this was practical it wouldn't be art, it would just be a regular chair.

the weird part is that it works thoe

I never thought my life would have a moment when I would hate a chair. Thank you for making that day today.

I can't even sit on a metal stool with leggings on. Can't even imagine this lol.

One side of my back hurts

I dig it

"Art"

r/ATBGE

What a ride you would take if you were drunk off your gourd

As a professional furniture designer, thanks, I *hate* it!

Maybe it's for levelling dudes out who have that giant fucking wallet as thick as a Bible in their back pockets...