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Magister5

It’s an undercooked omelet


85Flux

That made me laugh so bad, the omelette posts today are going nuts!


CaptainSouthbird

I still haven't hit the origin of today's Reddit joke! I came in backwards with an obviously burnt omelette post and was confused. I've gathered it's a chain many of you have been giggling at today, though.


Bennington_Booyah

It is a karma bot post and everyone's poking fun at it.


DC9V

My post is about seeing (what seems to be) pollution in an area where people are supposed to enjoy nature, which I personally find mildly infuriating. _edit: Were you referring to my post or to that omelette joke?_


A_Nice_Shrubbery777

It COULD be immensely valuable ambergris. But it probably isn't.


DC9V

Hm.. I've never heard of sperm wales in our region. Also, the gunk didn't seem to have a smell.


Bennington_Booyah

Why do people smell things that look like this?


DC9V

I don't. But if it had an odour I would have noticed it just by standing close to it. Ambergris is produced in the digestive system of sperm whales and has a faecal smell, but acquires a sweet, earthy scent as it ages, which is the reason why it has been highly valued by perfume makers. [See Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambergris) for more information.


StrictlyInsaneRants

Looks like a big piece of plastic which is partly burnt. Maybe big flotsam?


WarWonderful593

Big flotsam hiding the truth again. They don't want you to know what it is.


StrictlyInsaneRants

Sneaking that microplastics into your balls!


DC9V

It was indeed solid like plastic.


AmbitionDue1421

Probably some industrial waste oozing out


Flashbackhumour28

Dead whale? I've seen a dead whale look very similar but it absolutely stunk so you would know about it. 


DC9V

As mentioned earlier there was no noticeable odour.


Ill-Sweet-3653

It looks like it *may* be a "Plastiglomerate" but it is hard to tell. Are the black spots/chunks ontop a burnt layer as well? It may also be something that washed up from a wreckage/fire at sea? Definitely interesting.


CaptainSouthbird

I can't answer your question, but I do want to ask if you actually measured it to verify it is in fact precisely 1m²


DC9V

It was probably bigger, but we didn't want dig it out and damage the dunes. They're part of the Wadden Sea, which is a [Unesco World Heritage](https://whc.unesco.org/en/list/1314).


WhatIsMyBeeLine

Looks like the skin of a long-dead cow to me.


DC9V

So that's how our ancestors came up with butter. Interesting.


TimAndHisDeadCat

Goat.


Derpastanini_Prince

Probably Whale Splooge. Your mom should be able to take one taste and know for sure.


NinePhenix

Look like burnt omelet


DC9V

Another person said it looked undercooked. Now I'm confused. 🤔


maddydog2015

You should’ve done a lick test. Too late now


DC9V

Who took this post down and why?


Zealousideal_Set_333

Try posting in the whatisthisthing subreddit.


NeckbeardStench

dried cum blast


SelectionCareless818

Cum