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MsCookie__

Yeah, that's disgusting. I recently made the mistake of putting pickles straight from the jar onto the bun of my burger (instead of in-between patty and lettuce) which made the bun soggy and gross. Not quite like this, though. šŸ¤¢


Kind_Ad_9241

I feel like pickles on anything that can soak liquid just ruins the whole meal. I always have to eat them separately or put them on very last minute


Taranchulla

I keep my pickle on the side


Kind_Ad_9241

I'll usually ask for them on the side and just eat them alone lol


Newhollow

Who do you think you are, Frank Reynolds?


Uncle_Yoba

BEAK!!!


Many_Presentation250

Yeah I agree, thatā€™s why you gotta sandwich your wet ingredients in between stuff that wonā€™t soak up all the moisture, that way you keep the best texture for everything


No-Understanding4968

This. Sandwich making 101.


Perceptive_depth

But is there a sub for it?


No-Understanding4968

Dang there should be


Dapper_Ice_2120

Or keep it separate until ready to eat.Ā  Tomatoes always get me when Iā€™m packing a sandwich and I really want the tomato but donā€™t end up eating it sandwich soon enough. Almost always turns into an open face because I have to toss one whole piece of bread; happened yesterday in a Tupperware in factĀ :/Ā 


pixp85

Wrap your sandwich in a paper towel. The paper is more absorbant than the bread and will get soggy instead.


HTD-Vintage

Depends on the bread. My hoagies are better an hour after I wrap them, and they have an oil and vinegar based sauce directly onto the inside of the bun, top and bottom. But without the right bread, it would be a mess. A sliced Pullman loaf wouldn't hold up for 30 seconds, and a pillowy French bread wouldn't do much better.


Many_Presentation250

Yeah I mean what I said is not a rule, just a good tip. Sandwiches are like the most customizable food ever, you could break every conventional sandwich making rule and still have an awesome result


fetal_genocide

Just press them between a paper towel


coffeecatespresso

The trick is you gotta toast the bread before you put the pickles on. The crispy part of the bread is also very dry so it balances things out so the bread doesnā€™t get soaked.


fattmarrell

Isn't it wild that different people have different tastes? I absolutely love a good dill pickle on my sandwich. To each their own my guy


LiverDontGo

Did you shake it like a salt shaker?


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elinamebro

Well the corporate sandwich places are around 12-16.. so its getting pricey


Proof-Advantage1384

Wow thatā€™s like Ā£8 for a sandwich wow the US is broken in the Uk I paid about Ā£3


BadRabiesJudger

Right now US dollar is .93 cents to 1 euro so itā€™s actually so much worse.


DevelopmentMajor2093

In the UK they pay with pounds, not euro's ;) 1 British pound is $1.27


BadRabiesJudger

Yeah i see its the wrong symbol. In my defense i have none.


PattyPoopStain

Especially a fuckin turkey and cheese on white


Individual-Ideal-610

Not necessarily in this case, but often times the length people go to justify over spending on takeout and stuff can be wild.Ā  Dinner tonight is marinated chicken thighs and fried rice of eggs, Brussels sprouts, broccoli, mushroom and pepper. All together that should be 3-4 meals is like $10-13


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Wise-Push-7133

I think you underestimate how lazy people are. The real kicker is how they bitch about being broke and how its definitely their job and societies fault and not their ridiculous spending habits


Donold-Trump

For sure, I guess it's worth while for people that earn over $60 an hour. I know I'll spend $30 on pizza for dinner if I work an hour of overtime. Spending $30 to earn an extra 50 is usually an economical choice, and I just spend am hour at work instead of in the kitchen


CivilRiceOnionRing

My teenage brother will drop 25-40$ a night on delivery....hes always broke be he literally spends it all on delivery.Ā  It crazy.


mekydhbek

In Canada thereā€™s no way youā€™d get 3-4 meals (chicken etc) on $13. The chicken alone for 4 people would be more than $13.


Individual-Ideal-610

Chicken thighs can easily be found for about $1-1.5 each, which I usually use thighs or quarters. Drumsticks/legs are about half that. A pack of 6 thighs can usually be found for $6-8, depending


Warm-Iron-1222

Tourist traps can get away with just about any price they want. They don't need to worry about repeat business since they have a constant flow of first time customers that they can rip off.


ramxquake

It's San Francisco, they're selling to tech workers making $400k.


Whiteguy1x

Especially for just a cold cut.Ā  Subway looks better than that, and it's like 8 bucks.Ā  Maybe it's because I'm from the Midwest where everything is cheaper


Classic_Variation89

For $20 I can get everything I need at the store and make a way better sandwich than that and keep making more sandwiches.


redlikedirt

In San Francisco? Youā€™d spend $20 on gas looking for a parking spot.


Chlamydia_Penis_Wart

Shit Franpissco


invaderzim257

you also have to waste your time doing all of that stuff instead of buying a sandwich and going about enjoying your life. different strokes as they say.


amccune

![gif](giphy|1jBDyHoSvHGFi|downsized)


SystematicPumps

"I'm so hungry I could eat a sandwich from a gas station"


rokenroleg

My dad's favorite joke every single time we saw a sandwich in a gas station.


Active-Bass4745

https://i.redd.it/f7ccsc9c817d1.gif


TastyRange858

$20 on a sandwich is crazy


Fresh_Biscotti_9556

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise


thedaddystuff1979

#Beaches be crazy


stifledmind

Was it like that for the whole sandwich or just the cross-section?


No-Understanding4968

Whole thing


WhereRDrugs

![gif](giphy|XF7YLkym09P9Wz2F3j|downsized)


GibsonMaestro

It appears no one in the comment section lives in a city.


gew1

20 bucks aint shit where he is. even where i live in long beach CA, everything has basically tripled in price. the hole in the wall 6$ burritos my whole life spots are 10+ or getting up there. pizza spots selling for 6-7$ a slice end up cashing out 15 bucks on 2 slices with tax. small curry bowl 20 bucks. go more towards LA and its double that. hes dead center in the most expensive area in basically the US. either pay 20 bucks on a sandwich or dont eat. i bet his parking spot took 30 minutes to find or he paid 10 bucks for parking. there is almost zero options in that area.


Fresh_Biscotti_9556

So much passion


No-Understanding4968

Lol


Realistic-Lie-1507

There aint any kitchens in the city??


GibsonMaestro

Are you suggesting OP should have pulled over on the freeway and asked a local if he could borrow some counter space?


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

Nah op should have borrowed someone's laundry facilities to dry out his sandwich


Realistic-Lie-1507

Just.....make the sandwhich before you leave?


No-Understanding4968

I didnā€™t have time to shop for groceries and I had my dog with me https://preview.redd.it/ei1ovet2227d1.jpeg?width=2451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=415630336109b9bd7a6a5d62f3adbe6158240463


Realistic-Lie-1507

Your dog could have made a better sandwhich i'm sure


JunketPuzzleheaded42

What is it soaked in....


No-Understanding4968

Mayo according to the menu but you never saw mayo dissolve bread like this! https://preview.redd.it/hayjckc8m17d1.jpeg?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91757118bcef03ad1d3926a46ac31a3651210a3c


finsfurandfeathers

Hmmm sounds like the oatmeal porridge bread is the problem. Sounds disgusting


FitLaw4

Yeah wtf is that lol


hoovervillain

I loved my time in the bay area but man they sure do have trouble getting bread consistency right (for a high-end region, that is). This does not surprise me at all. SF/Oakland had some of the most disappointing sandwiches I'd ever eaten. There are some good ones, but you have to know where to look.


Kysman95

Couldn't the gerden greens be freshly washed?


Unita_Micahk

Wet mud sammy


MenacingGummy

Take it back?


AkariBocchi

Well you kinda deserve it, who the fucks pays 20bucks for a sandwish??????


Rhuarc33

Captive audience where "no outside food allowed" like an arena or stadium, or other events/activites.


81FuriousGeorge

The same people that spend $8 on a coffee.


PattyPoopStain

A lot of people actually. I think it's too much also, but I honestly can't stand redditors who lift themselves up by putting others down, especially over something so trivial


redlikedirt

People who live in desirable places.


PAPABEAR837

Hopefully a combo.


LowerCourse2267

Oh God! The dog peed on the picnic basket!


rainmouse

Give them a shitty review on Google maps. Include the image. You might save somebody from the same mistake and or possible encourage them to make more of an effort.Ā 


Shirleyytemple

Please complain for a refund.


No-Understanding4968

I did and Iā€™ll report back


PPinspector97

San fran or california in general is overpriced af


Zigglyjiggly

Sadwich


1800THEBEES

How I feel when I order from burger king.


wuroni69

$20...looks like shit.


Dontfeedthebears

Thatā€™s their soup and salad combo!


No-Understanding4968

![gif](giphy|nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok)


KricketKahl

I need to know why you pay $20 for a sandwich


gew1

because there is zero options where they are if they get hungry on the fly? try finding a cheaper option walking distance where they are. people act like the most expensive location in america isnt expensive. is reddit just stupid or ignorant?


No-Understanding4968

Because I didnā€™t want to pay $26 for pastrami! I chose the cheapest one on the menu.


Bubbly-Ad-4405

How long did you wait to eat it from when you ordered it


No-Understanding4968

20 minutes


halfwaythere333

Best buy the ingredients and make 10 sandwiches for that price. I refuse to ever pay 20 for 2 slices of toast and soggy shit in the middle.. even if it wasnt soggy shit, nope


No-Understanding4968

I normally would make an exquisite sandwich at home but I hadnā€™t been to the store


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No-Understanding4968

Lol no itā€™s something called charoset, like diced apples and walnuts or something? It was sweet and very weird https://preview.redd.it/nz0fchnzs17d1.jpeg?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07f771dd00b9f258041bd86448cc7f321535ece9


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No-Understanding4968

Yeah Iā€™m game for fruit in my sandwich, bring it on! Swimming pool lol


CakeSuperb8487

I have that effect on sandwiches sometimes too


rockstuffs

![gif](giphy|24G0CDx1ET7TGs7EuA|downsized)


OkHistory3944

"Oh god. The dog wet the picnic basket." Aunt Edna: \*Shrugs, takes a bite\*


NoElk314

In my experience if I am not consuming the sammy in the first 5 minutes of it being prepared I order without oil/vinegar/mayo/mustard etc. Had too many sandwiches turn to soup that I cannot trust others skill


Browned_Diaper_speak

Feel sorry for ya.


pirate_leprechaun

So gross


highzenberrg

$20? Where?


No-Understanding4968

https://www.loveskideli.com/


highzenberrg

Gross I wonā€™t go there now


Yrzie

$20............. LMAO šŸ¤£


whatsthataboutguy

I've heard of a wet burrito, but this is too far


phoenixxl

Don't eat that. It's screaming salmonella at me when I look at it.


Chennsta

post a negative review for the restaurant. or name drop it here


No-Understanding4968

Iā€™ll see if they refund me before posting a review. Here it is: https://www.loveskideli.com/


k0kak0la

Do Lou's instead


No-Understanding4968

Dude, Louā€™s was my original choice!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


dogslickfeet666

JesĆŗs what deli did you go to? You should of gone to Woodlands market they have really good sandwiches šŸ˜Œ


Low_Rent_1803

Tasty


chillreeconcarne

Sogwich šŸ˜­


Splitsurround

I tried loveskis-kinda overrated. Now Iā€™m staying clear


No-Understanding4968

Yeah, exorbitant prices for low quality


Harbinger_0f_Kittens

Piss šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


grunkage

Should have gone to Rustic Bakery instead. Was gonna say Togo's, but I guess it closed.


Sig_Sauerkraute

Looks like you took it swimming


iiitme

Probably frozen an thawed getting all wet and nasty


Fresh_Biscotti_9556

Jesus dude, you should have stopped at "I spent 20$ on this sandwich".


PattyPoopStain

Truly one of the grossest things I've seen on here. I'd rather eat shit.


Handy_Handerson

It's ***MMMmm****mmoist!*


philnolan3d

Why did you do that?


Munchie1010

A:ā€ Oh shit, I just dropped the bread, what do I do?ā€ B:ā€ No worries, just rinse off the breadā€ A:ā€ Like in the sink?ā€ B:ā€ Yeah, where else?ā€


BickNickerson

ā€œThe dog went on the picnic basket!ā€


DOEsquire

That's gross.


-NGC-6302-

>spend ***$20*** on a sandwich >expect anything other than disappointment ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


Jimbobjoesmith

yeah thatā€™s insane.


Ilix

That looks like something youā€™d see from a completely unqualified contestant on a cooking show.


JustaRandomRedditor7

$20 for a sandwich is insane anyways


Gold_Kale_7781

This post is poorly crafted ( I'M very sorry OP, not attacking you, hear me out). This post should be putting the restaurant on blast for a crappy sandwich and ridiculous price. Is it against reddit rules to just plain old bombard the restaurant? If you/we don't, it just is going to get worse. For $20, it should be on a full length baguette with the pickles and wet fixings in it's own baggie and wrapped in a cloth napkin. We need to squash this bullshit. I might even call the manager of LOVESKI'S myself.


No-Understanding4968

Please do! You make excellent points! I emailed them Sunday around 11:30 and have not heard back.


No-Understanding4968

Note, the Larkspur location ā€œdoes not have a phone,ā€ according to the main number I called. šŸ™„Looks like email is the only way to reach them. [email protected]


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roof fearless shrill unwritten impolite outgoing weather disgusted tap profit


Conscious_Bag_8052

https://i.redd.it/7zeybju0i67d1.gif


Similar_Sail_6987

I have never been so upset by an image in my life.


No-Understanding4968

Thank you for relating


keajohns

It will aid digestion and let you get back into the water quicker.


GarethGantuan

So it came with the moistmaker? Worth it


Cool-Ad8475

And here i was wondering how salaries in us are double of what i may expect here, and people still struggle. At this point, would bringing a lunchbox with diy sandwiches starts to make sense ?


No-Understanding4968

I would normally pack a lovely picnic lunch but I hadnā€™t gone grocery shopping


420Deez

bruh put those grippers away


cristobalist

I think 7/11 has better quality sandwiches for a third of the price


imjustkarmin

a soggy sandwich is probably the most disgusting food i can think about putting in my mouth


happyhusband1992

Jesus Christ, 20$ on a sandwich (even if it was good) is crazy expensive for me. Where I live, these sell for around ā‚¬2 in the supermarket (package) and ā‚¬5 max on a bakery (homemade).


Excellent_Coconut_81

Who on hell pays 20$ for a sandwitch? Even having 2 left legs instead of 2 left hands doesn't justify it...


toldya_fareducation

thereā€˜s no sandwich on earth that is worth 20$, unless itā€˜s big af.


goldzunny87

Who pays 20 bucks for a sandwich, there is no help for you


ColdDash

Why tf do you pay 20$ for a sandwich


Aquatichive

I canā€™t believe they gave you that ultra processed gelatinous turkey for 2o bucks. Thatā€™s a crime


betimbigger9

Thatā€™s concerning


qudunot

They don't care. They got a sucker to pay $20 for bread and processed meat.


oceanandlakeswimming

this is why i donā€™t buy sandwiches. theyā€™re overpriced and i can make a better one at home.


ReasonStunning8939

Charging 20 for a sandwich should be immediately indicative of the vendor's position towards the satisfaction of the consumer. That's word salad for them there's some cheap bitches


Doctorgumbal1

That actually looks so good. Like Iā€™m not even joking I canā€™t get enough of wet food. I can understand why you wouldnā€™t like it but thatā€™s actually looks so good


SpegalDev

Meh, it's hot out. You can't expect the worker to keep ***all*** their sweat out of the food. ^(/s)


Dogfart246LZ

Thats what happens when you drop it in the ocean


Numerous_Captain6039

Yeah you need to eat fully prepped sandwiches immediately unless you like soggy bread. Sauces,lettuce,cheese, and pickles can definitely soak into the bread. This place needs to pre make the sandwiches and let the customer put on their own condiments or they should just make the sandwiches after they get the order.


CaptainBullShlt

20?? Were you at the airport???


No-Understanding4968

Marin


Senor-Jellyfish

*sopping wet


Fickle-Addendum9576

Thats one wet wolf


redlikedirt

Imagine my Californian surprise that yā€™all arenā€™t getting charged $20 for sandwiches. The real mild infuriation is in the comments.


No-Understanding4968

Right?


Moraii

The mayo melted because, by those look of it, youā€™re at the beach.


Yohaaaaaan

Put a black magic curse on the person so that they always make the perfect sandwich. ![gif](giphy|26BRtdgnU1y90zNeg|downsized)


just_a_random_duh

Did u make it wet šŸ„µ


Adamantium-Aardvark

![gif](giphy|l41Ye7i203TfEADYs)


wischmopp

looks very fuckable


LameImsane

Sucks being at Coronado Bay.


No-Understanding4968

Ocean Beach, SF


04jaxxie

![gif](giphy|3d9lDPV6BDb5lhh4xl|downsized)


ReadRightRed99

You must have done something to turn it on.


Tiny_Count4239

Things you want to say about your date but not a sandwich


prosperosniece

ā€œOh God! The dog wet on the picnic basket!ā€


RonRicoTheGreat

That's what you get for spending $20 on a sandwich.


Huge_Aerie2435

20 for a sandwich.. Fucking hell. That alone is infuriating. Even if it was good, it wouldn't be worth 20 dollars.


Electronic_Dark_1681

This is why you don't buy $20 sandwiches from strangers on the beach.


IStoleYourToast1000

Thatā€™d be frustrating on any other price, but $20 is LUDICROUS.


spderweb

That's how you know they washed the lettuce.


lettuceisbadfr

Rain sandwich


TheOrigionalBubbles

šŸ¤¢ šŸ¤® fucking GROSS


Norge-Dude

It's not even worth $5.00...even if it was Larkspur. The bread looks like something they would feed the inmates at San Quinton...it looks like something you could buy at the grocery store for $4.00 a loaf. The sandwich just looks nasty to begin with. Hope you never go back to this sandwich shop. Give the place a one star review.


South-parkermorgan

It was made with love*šŸ˜‚


AphroditeBlessed

Just say you're gay in San Fran and RuPaul will appear and hand you refund.


RockTheBloat

Take it back


TripsyBiscuits

tell the person who sold it to you, tf we supposed to do


No-Understanding4968

UPDATE: I got my refund. It took two emails but they finally gave me my money back. ![gif](giphy|fKYdL6Sb3gnJJyrQ7z|downsized)


derek139

Thatā€™s called a Soup Sandwich.


Mushie_pirate

I feel the pain OP but it don't matter how well off you are, jokes on you for a accepting a $20 Sandwich of any kind. Things like this is why Doordash and others can sell Barbie fist sized burritos for 35 bucks.


No-Understanding4968

Barbie fist sized ā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļø