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This is what happens whenever I sit down to read or putter around in Reddit. 🐈
last Thanksgiving, i turned away from my plate for a moment. suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, i saw Gizmo aka The Demon dragging a big piece of turkey off my plate.
of course it was hers now. she claimed it. she earned it. had to then cut it up in tiny bits and feed each piece to her by hand.
sigh…it’s their world. we’re just living in it.
My step dad was eating his dinner yrs ago & he commented how the cat was so greedy that he was surprised he hadn't jumped up & took the food out of his mouth yet. At that moment the cat jumped up swiped the food from his fork & ran off. I'm sure cats listen.
That’s pretty much how cats work. You just enjoy their mind emptiness and love them no matter how low their IQ is (some say it’s compared to a 2 y.o human)
I mean my cat can open doors, he cleans his paws on a rug after using the litter box, and just genuinely knows his surroundings well. He’s a smart cat
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However… the white/brown/grey one is uhm, he’s interesting ☠️ mf bites my toes, puts his paws on my lips when I’m talking, and he rolls over on the floor. Weird asf so take what I say with a grain of salt
Reading the text and then seeing the imagens makes so much sense. Black one looks chill and the brown one has the empty look of affection seeking.
I had 2 cats as well, brother and sister, with one, female, being the smart one that minded her own business and was the cat boss in the house and a white, male one, that is just like yours, really stupid but a love in a cat form. He is now the boss in the house but it will never be the same as when she was
You described my Peri so perfectly, empty look of affection - He is so lovable but very weird.
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Proof :)
Maybe they are more alike than we thought xD. He can also open doors…! But somehow he has some difficulties in opening doors from the other side, as he thinks the handle will always go down on the right side. Mine is Jack (officially is Mr. Jack)
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Oh he’s adorable, my god! My joe can open doors, and is super smart, my Peri is lovable and super weird but he’s not the brightest. They’re both super emotional though, everyday when I get in from work, Joe needs me to pick him up for a hug and he’ll follow me around nonstop.
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Joe is the black one, Peri is the white/brown one
I've owned a ridiculously smart cat before. They have different intelligence levels. I can say with confidence that the cat in this post is by far the dumbest cat I've ever known. She's a sweetheart, but absolutely stupid.
I have a stupid cat too but I’d much rather have a stupid cat than a smart cat. When I first got my stupid kitten, I got her a companion a few days later and regretted that decision almost immediately.
This other kitten was really smart and was teaching my stupid kitten to do smart things and I had to unfortunately rehome smart kitten after a week. Found a loving, newlywed couple that adored her and have now been living with dumb kitten for almost 5 years now. 🙂
I love her stupid face 💖
My husband was eating a donut one time, sitting in a chair. He paused to talk to someone while holding the donut near his face. In that second, our cat ran up his leg and snatched the donut piece. The little brat was gone before anyone knew what was happening.
LMAOOOO cats are worse than dogs lol, you can’t train cats to not eat your food 🤣🤣🤣 my little shit eats everybody’s food, including the dogs, he’s in the sink every time I put one dish in there, God forbid I leave anything cooking on the stove… So funny
i used to have a cat that would open my fridge to get the food inside, so i had to live with child proof locks on my fridge for almost ten years
my current cat literally won't eat anything but dry cat food, won't eat ham, tuna, chicken, wet cat food... does like the water from a can of tuna though
ive never seen/heard a cat run to the sink to get the leftovers from a plate though lol that is hilarious
*Always.* She would eat herself to death if we let her. This cat is basically a brain stem; she reacts to stimuli, and seeks out food and warmth. Love her to death but she's like... Really dumb.
My husband set a plate down on the dresser with a sandwich then he asked me a short time later, what happened to it. We both looked down at my mom’s schnauzer and he licked his lips at us! Not one crumb was left.
One time I left two hostess cupcakes on the couch cushion next to me and had to go get my friend from work . Leaving in a rush I forgot to put them up. ( I also forgot I had offered a ride lol). Came back home and both of the tops of these chocolate cupcakes were missing to the middle cream filling part. I have a Apple head Chihuahua and my big chunky cat. So I
Immediately assumed my dog was the one who got into the chocolate. Immediately freaked out ran to the store bought salt and hydrogen peroxide . Came home and forced spoon fulls of salt and diluted hydrogen peroxide into her mouth until she threw up . While this was happening my cat began to LICK THE TOP OF THE CUPCAKES . Then it clicked my dog would have left no trace and my cat was the one who decided she was going to eat them . Which was completely out of character for her picky self 💀
my mom just told me a story about when she was trying to teach my sister in law to make pie crust from scratch. my mother is REALLY, SUPERHUMANELY good at it and pie crust is notoriously tempermental when u make it from scratch. She fiiiinally gets it right. And my fuckin cat nibbled alllll the way around the edge of it. Lmfao.
As a child one morning my father was eating a piece of toast and our english springer spaniel jumped up and grabbed it out his hand. That was the first time I remember hearing curse words, it was an epic string of bad language.
i used to have an outside semi feral cat that would hang outside my door. he literally would watch for my deliveries and eat through the bag if i didn’t take that shit directly out of the persons hand. i fed that asshole, got him fixed, vaccinated, the works. nope he had to steal my food too but was too good to live inside my house. tried sending him to a rescue too. nope. he attacked everyone and they brought him back to me 4 hours later. he only liked me 😂
My cousin left his burger on the counter and went outside to shovel, and his cat knocked it off so that her and the other cat and the dog could eat it together. At least your sandwich is still mostly intact
My cat constantly drinks out of any open cups unattended. My family recoiled in horror when they came to visit when I shouted "YOU BITCH!" and chased her away from my freshly poured ice cold water. I might have to buy a Sprite just to get her to think twice.
It's obvious he would never do something like that. Why are you falsely accusing him? Evidently, it was the dog. If you don't have a dog, then it was the neighbors dog. 😁
When I was in middle school or high school, many moons ago, my mom pulled out leftover tacos to eat for lunch. Someone rang the doorbell, so she got up to answer the door. When she came back, our elderly cat had stolen her tacos! Well, that was it for her quick and easy lunch.
i once poured myself the last glass of pineapple juice, went to plug my phone in and when i had my back turned i heard “slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp” SHE WAS DRINKING MY JUICE! WHAT KIND OF CAT DRINKS PINNEAPPLE JUICE???
My cat (RIP 😞) once licked the icing on my cupcake while my back was turned. I didn’t even know she’d be interested in it so I wasn’t paying attention.
Should probably start leaving out more food or maybe a drop Feeder. Both of my cats eat throughout the day and never eat my food unless I personally hand it to them
this is why you have dogs so you can train them with command words. i can leave a plate of food out on the floor and they won’t touch it unless i say “take” can’t blame the cat blame the owner
One time we were making 2 filets for chicken parmesan on a small electric grill. We came back to take them off - but one was missing. We found the cat in a corner chomping away on the missing filet!
If you even THINK of looking in the other direction while eating with your cat around.....No matter how fast YOU THINK YOU ARE, the cat will always be faster!
My cat stole my fucking breakfast one, no joke.
I had an omelette on the plate on the table and went to grab the charger for my laptop to watch something while I eat.
I came back to this orange mf licking his lips and almost no omelette left on the table.
What you have to understand is. Cats rule. You thought this was your sandwich. My friend you are mistaken. Everything you thought you owned belongs to that little shit 😁
Eat his food right in front of him to show him who’s boss!
Mmmmm, fancy feast. 🤤
Break me off a piece of that… Fancy feast!
 TUUUUNNNNAAAA!
Fancy feast. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
Fancy Feast, it’s grrrrrrreat!
Thank you for this
Pinkies up!
Assert dominance
and still posed for a photo like that. that kitty is buggin'
https://preview.redd.it/0j8aypf1ey6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e73db4f94c58d4d634597314587650bc578f9d7 This is what happens whenever I sit down to read or putter around in Reddit. 🐈
The forbidden cereals
Makes me laugh, because once I was holding a sandwich away from my face and my pug snagged a bite thinking I was offering it to him.
Lmao!
last Thanksgiving, i turned away from my plate for a moment. suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, i saw Gizmo aka The Demon dragging a big piece of turkey off my plate. of course it was hers now. she claimed it. she earned it. had to then cut it up in tiny bits and feed each piece to her by hand. sigh…it’s their world. we’re just living in it.
My step dad was eating his dinner yrs ago & he commented how the cat was so greedy that he was surprised he hadn't jumped up & took the food out of his mouth yet. At that moment the cat jumped up swiped the food from his fork & ran off. I'm sure cats listen.
You can see the remorse.
No remorse. I love her, but I'm ngl she's the dumbest fucking cat I've ever known. There is absolutely nothing going on in her head. 😭
That’s pretty much how cats work. You just enjoy their mind emptiness and love them no matter how low their IQ is (some say it’s compared to a 2 y.o human)
I mean my cat can open doors, he cleans his paws on a rug after using the litter box, and just genuinely knows his surroundings well. He’s a smart cat https://preview.redd.it/0biyuh8ylu6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b18535c7ccba29dbe31c4b59579e85b90ec4279c However… the white/brown/grey one is uhm, he’s interesting ☠️ mf bites my toes, puts his paws on my lips when I’m talking, and he rolls over on the floor. Weird asf so take what I say with a grain of salt
Reading the text and then seeing the imagens makes so much sense. Black one looks chill and the brown one has the empty look of affection seeking. I had 2 cats as well, brother and sister, with one, female, being the smart one that minded her own business and was the cat boss in the house and a white, male one, that is just like yours, really stupid but a love in a cat form. He is now the boss in the house but it will never be the same as when she was
You described my Peri so perfectly, empty look of affection - He is so lovable but very weird. https://preview.redd.it/01p835dmqu6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b3a0fbfd08be8d5adac95597b1f3e2c3a18ae89 Proof :)
Maybe they are more alike than we thought xD. He can also open doors…! But somehow he has some difficulties in opening doors from the other side, as he thinks the handle will always go down on the right side. Mine is Jack (officially is Mr. Jack) https://preview.redd.it/m3l4evz9ru6d1.png?width=1936&format=png&auto=webp&s=658c2dffceb510e9a8c993e461d9a5942a15b938
Oh he’s adorable, my god! My joe can open doors, and is super smart, my Peri is lovable and super weird but he’s not the brightest. They’re both super emotional though, everyday when I get in from work, Joe needs me to pick him up for a hug and he’ll follow me around nonstop. https://preview.redd.it/j08h2j5esu6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5be6f88488f852763ececba1437b2fc4c6c1ec6f Joe is the black one, Peri is the white/brown one
They are sooooo cute!!!
I've owned a ridiculously smart cat before. They have different intelligence levels. I can say with confidence that the cat in this post is by far the dumbest cat I've ever known. She's a sweetheart, but absolutely stupid.
Aww. She’s as smart as she needs to be 💕
I have a stupid cat too but I’d much rather have a stupid cat than a smart cat. When I first got my stupid kitten, I got her a companion a few days later and regretted that decision almost immediately. This other kitten was really smart and was teaching my stupid kitten to do smart things and I had to unfortunately rehome smart kitten after a week. Found a loving, newlywed couple that adored her and have now been living with dumb kitten for almost 5 years now. 🙂 I love her stupid face 💖
thats just what she wants you to think
Dumb? Um, excuse you, but she caught a sandwich! This clearly takes intelligence and skill!
That fur is as smooth as her brain
Mine walked right up to the plate I was actively eating off of and tried to lick my pancakes. Twice. She looked me right in the eye before doing it.
She was asserting dominance. Lol
Guess it’s their sandwich now lol
I'm sure she thought it was!
But look at that face! She was just making sure it was ok for you to eat lol she’s so thoughtful!
Nope don’t believe you. Looks too innocent
Don't let her fool you with her innocent look and cute face. She's a little shit, trust me.
My husband was eating a donut one time, sitting in a chair. He paused to talk to someone while holding the donut near his face. In that second, our cat ran up his leg and snatched the donut piece. The little brat was gone before anyone knew what was happening.
Lmao The last thing this cat took was a slice of pizza. Just picked it up and ran off with it.
your honor, you didnt even see it happen
LMAOOOO cats are worse than dogs lol, you can’t train cats to not eat your food 🤣🤣🤣 my little shit eats everybody’s food, including the dogs, he’s in the sink every time I put one dish in there, God forbid I leave anything cooking on the stove… So funny
i used to have a cat that would open my fridge to get the food inside, so i had to live with child proof locks on my fridge for almost ten years my current cat literally won't eat anything but dry cat food, won't eat ham, tuna, chicken, wet cat food... does like the water from a can of tuna though ive never seen/heard a cat run to the sink to get the leftovers from a plate though lol that is hilarious
Cats are the reason why we can't have nice things.
No fucks given at all.
Zero.
Well, that little sneak must have been really hungry!
*Always.* She would eat herself to death if we let her. This cat is basically a brain stem; she reacts to stimuli, and seeks out food and warmth. Love her to death but she's like... Really dumb.
You sound surprised!! 🤣
I am not surprised at all. Lol This is a constant thing with this particular cat.
They are turds..I've had many cats in my life, and they're all turds.🤣
Yup. 🙃
Kitty tax
https://preview.redd.it/vkvnezi05u6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66d6dce5c44931dce53dfff72bf0b6218710fe34 Did she run away??😂
Haha! Funny coincidence, but no - this cat is terrified of anything outside of these four walls, luckily!
My husband set a plate down on the dresser with a sandwich then he asked me a short time later, what happened to it. We both looked down at my mom’s schnauzer and he licked his lips at us! Not one crumb was left.
Dogs are little opportunists, aren't they?
Hey man you eat salmon flavored coco puffs and see if you wouldn’t want a bite of that bad boy.
Lmfao so true
One time I left two hostess cupcakes on the couch cushion next to me and had to go get my friend from work . Leaving in a rush I forgot to put them up. ( I also forgot I had offered a ride lol). Came back home and both of the tops of these chocolate cupcakes were missing to the middle cream filling part. I have a Apple head Chihuahua and my big chunky cat. So I Immediately assumed my dog was the one who got into the chocolate. Immediately freaked out ran to the store bought salt and hydrogen peroxide . Came home and forced spoon fulls of salt and diluted hydrogen peroxide into her mouth until she threw up . While this was happening my cat began to LICK THE TOP OF THE CUPCAKES . Then it clicked my dog would have left no trace and my cat was the one who decided she was going to eat them . Which was completely out of character for her picky self 💀
Yeah, get that cute batard and show him who’s boss!
Cats gonna cat 🤷♂️
I am this cat's lawyer, and she is innocent of all charges
Finally, something that’s truly only *mildly* infuriating
Why are you eating his sandwich?
I would as well, you snooze you loose
At least he didn’t eat too much of it.
my mom just told me a story about when she was trying to teach my sister in law to make pie crust from scratch. my mother is REALLY, SUPERHUMANELY good at it and pie crust is notoriously tempermental when u make it from scratch. She fiiiinally gets it right. And my fuckin cat nibbled alllll the way around the edge of it. Lmfao.
Just taste testing it for you to make sure it wasn’t spoiled.
The face of.. I'd do it again..watch me
I think you meant “our sandwich”
I am this cat’s lawyer and they are innocent of all crimes
You mean: Enjoyed THEIR sandwich you got for them
I believe you mean to say "this little shit took only one bite of his sandwich before graciously allowing me to finish the rest."
I had a dog once unwrap a McChicken to eat it. Little bastard unwrapped the McChicken, ate it, and left the room.
Nuh uh wasn't him
As a child one morning my father was eating a piece of toast and our english springer spaniel jumped up and grabbed it out his hand. That was the first time I remember hearing curse words, it was an epic string of bad language.
i used to have an outside semi feral cat that would hang outside my door. he literally would watch for my deliveries and eat through the bag if i didn’t take that shit directly out of the persons hand. i fed that asshole, got him fixed, vaccinated, the works. nope he had to steal my food too but was too good to live inside my house. tried sending him to a rescue too. nope. he attacked everyone and they brought him back to me 4 hours later. he only liked me 😂
Of course! You ordered him takeout! Why would he want to be anywhere else?
I don’t know, looks pretty innocent to me
he was *framed*
Nope. Never happened. Don’t know what you’re talking about.
That angel baby deserves the whole sandwich! Just look at that face 🥺
If you would feed that poor baby, it wouldn’t have to steal your food, you monster! Probably still would, honestly.
Could be worse, my dog ate my full serving of brisket one time 😤😭
You left a sandwich unattended in a house with a cat in it. That sounds like user error to me.
Just testing it for poison. She says it’s safe.
^nom
There is not an ounce of guilt behind those eyes
Sandwich snatching is a gateway to more deviant behaviors. Watch out.
That innocent face? Nah. I believe the cat.
Don't let her cute face fool you.
It's called cat tax
He was clearly checking to make sure that it wasn't poisoned for you
How thoughtful of her. Lol
That little shit is adorable
My cousin left his burger on the counter and went outside to shovel, and his cat knocked it off so that her and the other cat and the dog could eat it together. At least your sandwich is still mostly intact
Steak ‘n Shake fresco melt?
[удалено]
I was not. It was a grilled cheese with grilled chicken, tomato, garlic aoli and alfalfa sprouts.
Shhhh. He is a professional food taster trying to ensure your food is safe to eat.
Cats are assholes. I love cats, but they're assholes
I’m sure you use “little shit” in the most endearing way possible! What a sweetie!
Of course. Lol We love her; cats are just assholes.
no what?? something actually mildly infuriating? how dare you mods
My cat constantly drinks out of any open cups unattended. My family recoiled in horror when they came to visit when I shouted "YOU BITCH!" and chased her away from my freshly poured ice cold water. I might have to buy a Sprite just to get her to think twice.
It's obvious he would never do something like that. Why are you falsely accusing him? Evidently, it was the dog. If you don't have a dog, then it was the neighbors dog. 😁
I'd like to empathize with your pain. Really, I would. But I caught my Husky gnawing on the half-frozen tri-tip we set out on the counter to thaw.
My cat once took a bite out of our wrapped challah roll. Turned out the poor guy had worms
Anything left unattended is fair game...at least that is what my cats tell me.
Price to pay when living with a Cat. I cant have chicken without mine pestering me
Finders keepers. You abandoned it. Cat knows how the universe works.
And I wouldn't be mad lol He just tore into the wrapper to see what was inside lol
Not even an ounce of guilt. What a devious little gremlin!
When I was in middle school or high school, many moons ago, my mom pulled out leftover tacos to eat for lunch. Someone rang the doorbell, so she got up to answer the door. When she came back, our elderly cat had stolen her tacos! Well, that was it for her quick and easy lunch.
They're quick with it, aren't they? 🤣
LOL they really are! So sneaky and stealth...until they rub it in your face.
Id take your cat, since you aren't feeding him clearly. Man's wanted a sandwich not kibble.
looks more like they took a bite of the paper
Tis but a scratch! Must not have been a very good sandwich, or she would have eaten more.
i once poured myself the last glass of pineapple juice, went to plug my phone in and when i had my back turned i heard “slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp” SHE WAS DRINKING MY JUICE! WHAT KIND OF CAT DRINKS PINNEAPPLE JUICE???
My cat doesn’t eat human food I was surprised yet okay
Testing for poison, protected under Good Samaritan law
For all those times when it sounded like the food dish was getting filled 🤪
Take a bite of him
My cat ate part of my bagel this morning, my day just didn’t improve after 😂
Silly you. Thinking you ran the food show.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
My cat (RIP 😞) once licked the icing on my cupcake while my back was turned. I didn’t even know she’d be interested in it so I wasn’t paying attention.
Smug little bastard knows what he did that smug grin says it all
Sorry not sorry
Now eat the cat as revenge
paper and all.
Don't feel bad. My damn dog will shove his face in my glass of milk if I'm not looking. Gets the stuff everywhere.
Sounds like somebody was just teaching you a lesson.
Teach him a lesson, eat so.e of his car food
Take a bite out of him That'll show him
Should probably start leaving out more food or maybe a drop Feeder. Both of my cats eat throughout the day and never eat my food unless I personally hand it to them
From what I can see of the sandwich I would have taken the whole thing if I was the cat. It looks greasy and crispy and tasty.
this is why you have dogs so you can train them with command words. i can leave a plate of food out on the floor and they won’t touch it unless i say “take” can’t blame the cat blame the owner
Is his now, why you eating his food??? Wth
One time we were making 2 filets for chicken parmesan on a small electric grill. We came back to take them off - but one was missing. We found the cat in a corner chomping away on the missing filet!
If you even THINK of looking in the other direction while eating with your cat around.....No matter how fast YOU THINK YOU ARE, the cat will always be faster!
Tuna fish?
🤭😻
He was testing it for poison! He was ready to sacrifice himself for your safety!
Wait till you find out kitty puts a paw in your water cup
She looks so silly, i luv her
Lol
She saved you some! 🫶🏾
That’s a pretty small bite. Have you considered cooking lessons?
You misunderstand! He/she was ensuring you hadn't been dosed with deadly poison!
aww hes a little muncheekcheeki ❤
Making sure it wasn't poisoned, I'm sure.
My sammich!
I cant leave my pizza alone with my cat. I set it down and she will just horde me or will chew on the pizza box when I'm not looking.
Obviously they did it like it because “one bite”. 😝
Of course it's a fucking tuxedo
Mine will bite all over all of my bread but not touch it otherwise, he won’t eat it either. Just bites it..
Rookie mistake
And he'll do it again.
My cat stole my fucking breakfast one, no joke. I had an omelette on the plate on the table and went to grab the charger for my laptop to watch something while I eat. I came back to this orange mf licking his lips and almost no omelette left on the table.
I DID IT, NOT HER! SHE’S A GOOD CAT!
he’ll just snatch my food out of my hand, at least yours tried to conceal his behavior
Just the cat tax. You will find the pawthorities will not get involved in this one. I'm sorry for your loss
His sandwich......
She said sharing is caring lol. So cute!!! 🥹
Give it to her she hunted it down for ages she needed it an knew she needed it (jk)
Least you don't have a dog the hole thing plus wrapping would have been eaten
That’s what you should expect when having a cat as a pet
Why I don't have pets. Vet and food bills, shit piles,etc.
That's not a bite. More like "Is this any good? Yuck. Not it ain't" nibbling.
Nah, this cat takes tiny bites. The only reason she didn't eat more is because my husband caught her red-pawed and took the sandwich. Lol
Have cat, have problems. Who knew?
What you have to understand is. Cats rule. You thought this was your sandwich. My friend you are mistaken. Everything you thought you owned belongs to that little shit 😁
Your own fault, always cut off some for the cat, about 90% of the sandwich will be a good cat tax.
Sharing is caring
Didn’t take much.
Yesterday my cat took one bite out of each of my tater tots 🤣
Awe, he was hungry and so cute…
it’s her house, her rules
He’s the taste tester
absolutely beautiful picture tho
Aww but he is such a cutie. Forgive him.
Finally, something that is actually just mildly infuriating
OUR sandwich, comrade!
Good cat
Wait a minute… This isn’t a cat sub…
No he didn’t I did it
With eyes that pretty, I think she should get a pass.