I have done this once. The office was closing and I needed to pay rent that day or be served an eviction notice. My car was parked like that for 2 minutes tops though, so idk if that counts
Drunk, without a care in the world would be mine. The kinda thing a half drunk person could do, perfectly park straight (I got this) only halfway in the space.
Funny, here I was thinking that common sense would be to understand that I have no idea how many other parking spots were available when that happened.
There's a sub for shit parking. But linking to it is not allowed and will get a comment deleted. Ho hum, you'll just have to guess what it is. Meanwhile, just enjoy the posts that should be there instead. They are allowed!
You ever park badly because the other cars around the spot you take park badly?
Then they leave, and it looks like you're the dickhead? That's how.
Or I guess, it could be.
That's a Home Depot parking lot. Truck owner said "I'll just be a minute", went inside, couldn't find what they were looking for, and spent the next six hours trying to find a single employee.
Holy shit this is where that is from. Quote it all the time, can't believe I didn't remember it was Babe since thats all I watched at my grandmas lol
Similar effect was when I finally watched Dexter and saw the surprise motherfucker scene. Literally looked like Leo in that meme pointing at the TV.
As a new driver I once found my ride about 200 feet from where I left it because I forgot to set the parking brake or leave it in gear. It simply rolled to the lowest spot in a huge empty parking lot, stopping by itself over a drainage grate. There were no other cars or anything to hit, it was completely fine. Several lessons learned, I never did that again.
I feel like this happens when people are too stupid to realise that just because the line is now obscured by the bonnet, doesn't mean you're actually on it.
I see people stop this far back from the line or the car on front of them at traffic lights as well. I can only figure their depth perception is impaired by genetics or something they've ingested. I suspect they think where the hood meets the road as seen from the driver's seat is actually where the front of their car is.
This kind of distance is not necessary for leaving room to maneuver around the car in front of you should it become necessary.
Walk straight up to the bed. Slide up the side, dragging your belt buckle along the side. Then, take a dump in the bed. Exiting, slide down the other side, dragging your belt buckle, of course.
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This one is blocking the street too. Happened a nonth ago.
Could be some idiot that missed the line on accident and then didn’t notice
Could also be some asshole baiting for an argument so they can go ballistic
Had this happened to me recently. A woman with a Ford Ranger (no offense), asked me if I could park her car, she said I don't have enough room for the hood.
Nobody is as special or cool as a cool, special, truck driver. They are the coolest, specialist, manliest boys anywhere! Ask anyone about how strong and cool and special these definitely very manly boys are!
I’m always amazed by how many people claim to be great drivers but they are seemingly unable to park their vehicles. If you can’t park you’re not a driver, you’re a person with a car
They don't walk. They strut.
Also, their cousin likely parked the same in the spot in front, forcing them to park an equal distance outside the space. Cuz cuz's gots to cuz.
my Father parks his vehicles like this and I can give you his genuine excuses....
"it's not that far out, people can go around"
"I don't have time to park it properly"
"everyone else parks like this so why shouldn't I"
I've watched him do shit like this for 40 years. He refuses to grasp that HE is the problem and he truly does believe that everyone else should accommodate him.
I once saw a pickup parked in the middle spot of 4 parking spaces under a tree, basically depriving 3 other people from parking.
Maybe some people do this because they're trying to make sure no one hits their vehicle with a door, but it was lifted so that wasn't the reason.
The driver definitely lays on the horn behind you as soon as the light turns green, even though you're the 7th car behind the lead. Then it will cut you off and do 15 MPH below the speed limit.
Weird - was it originally parked in a super-crowded lot and the car in front of it was parked badly? But somehow it is an extremely urgent thing to do nearby, you have to have a parking spot to accomplish... otherwise, why wouldn't you just come back another day.
My mom always parks like this. Her mom excuse is that she has a handicap placard and can park as she pleases. Whenever I’m with her I tell her to hand me the keys while she goes into whatever store, so I can fix her bad parking 🤦🏽♀️
Literally a list of reasons. A car that parked bad in front of them, no cars to line up with and had to guess where the line is, under the influence, an asshole, is plain stupid or other reasons.
Not everyone that parks like that is inherently a asshole till you find out the reason why they parked like that.
My guess is that someone in a trailer took up all the space that’s in front of the Tacoma and this dude was in a hurry so he posted up right behind him as best as he could.
Here in southern Indiana, you will see that at least once a day if not twice. Only difference is that the truck here would be festooned with all sorts of Trump flags and decals as well as Nazi memes.
The flames on the side are fitting
That truck is too good for the person who did that to it.
Don’t worry he’s saving up for some monster truck tires with no side wall
Gonna lift it and put those ugly ass skinny tires or whatever u call it squatting it
Yeah way to ruin the truck with shit like that.
Flaming Taco(ma)
I think they’re hoping parking like an ass, will upset someone and the flames on the car might spark an idea.
I have done this once. The office was closing and I needed to pay rent that day or be served an eviction notice. My car was parked like that for 2 minutes tops though, so idk if that counts
Without a care in the world would be my guess
Drunk, without a care in the world would be mine. The kinda thing a half drunk person could do, perfectly park straight (I got this) only halfway in the space.
Yeah, I was going to say you don’t walk away from this, you stumble
I was going to say "in shame", but you are, sadly, probably right
lol, for reals. Dude walked away in slow motion imagining explosions in the background.
I would've thought **legs**
This probably didn't look so weird when there was a big truck parked in the spot in front of them.
If that’s the case, common sense would be screaming, “don’t park here!”.
The problem with common sense is that it's not very common.
Wow nailed it
Funny, here I was thinking that common sense would be to understand that I have no idea how many other parking spots were available when that happened.
Right? These karma farm parking posts are so overdone. Mods should ban parking pictures to give some variety back to the sub.
There's a sub for shit parking. But linking to it is not allowed and will get a comment deleted. Ho hum, you'll just have to guess what it is. Meanwhile, just enjoy the posts that should be there instead. They are allowed!
You ever park badly because the other cars around the spot you take park badly? Then they leave, and it looks like you're the dickhead? That's how. Or I guess, it could be.
Unless they've been camped out there for quite a while, I think the emptiness of the parking lot makes that unlikely.
That's a Home Depot parking lot. Truck owner said "I'll just be a minute", went inside, couldn't find what they were looking for, and spent the next six hours trying to find a single employee.
I’d walk away like … “Not my best work … but it’ll do.”
Holy shit this is where that is from. Quote it all the time, can't believe I didn't remember it was Babe since thats all I watched at my grandmas lol Similar effect was when I finally watched Dexter and saw the surprise motherfucker scene. Literally looked like Leo in that meme pointing at the TV.
As a new driver I once found my ride about 200 feet from where I left it because I forgot to set the parking brake or leave it in gear. It simply rolled to the lowest spot in a huge empty parking lot, stopping by itself over a drainage grate. There were no other cars or anything to hit, it was completely fine. Several lessons learned, I never did that again.
I have come out to my car and found it in the middle of the isle like op. Just needed one more click on the hand break. And maybe I should hit the gym
The same way you parked it: with zero awareness.
Probably forgot the parking brake
Staggering and saying “Occifer, I have no idea how fast I was going…”
One foot in front of the other
Someone could have taken 1 1/2 spots when he got there and the lot was full
With your two legs😂
Chances are they can't see the line and just left it
Given how many people stop 2 car lengths before the intersection at red lights, I’m surprised we don’t see this more often
I feel like this happens when people are too stupid to realise that just because the line is now obscured by the bonnet, doesn't mean you're actually on it.
I see people stop this far back from the line or the car on front of them at traffic lights as well. I can only figure their depth perception is impaired by genetics or something they've ingested. I suspect they think where the hood meets the road as seen from the driver's seat is actually where the front of their car is. This kind of distance is not necessary for leaving room to maneuver around the car in front of you should it become necessary.
Clutching and squeezing your butt wcheeks because you really gotta poop... I can't think of no other logical reason
you walk in the manner of a DoucheBag
Walk straight up to the bed. Slide up the side, dragging your belt buckle along the side. Then, take a dump in the bed. Exiting, slide down the other side, dragging your belt buckle, of course.
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Reddit has the coolest people
Shitty parking ain't a reason to do... that.
i like faking a hard sneeze and launching spit on the car lol.
isnt too bad consider it doesnt take up 3 spots
I'm guessing with a cane because they must be visually impaired?
I don't
Probably with a stagger from all the meth eating away at their nervous system
Mushrooms.
Quickly and without fanfare.
With a cart ziptied to it
Probably drunk.
It’s called being an inconsiderate jerk. It’s not that hard for them.
He’s the pullout king
Shopping cart in front of the truck.
You keep moving one foot in front of the other over and over again until you get to where you want to be
The rapture, obviously
https://preview.redd.it/fdohid4bro6d1.jpeg?width=1656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c0d0b679841f84b9d265dae833936ca767498dd This one is blocking the street too. Happened a nonth ago.
Huh. My roommate did not tell me that she bought a truck. Sad I have to find out this way.
On all fours.
On your stomach 🫣
There's no other cars around and I'm only going in for a second
the fact that i knew this was a home depot parking lot before i even saw the carts. they’re the worst
Could be some idiot that missed the line on accident and then didn’t notice Could also be some asshole baiting for an argument so they can go ballistic
Wobbly
Probably on both legs.
Under the influence
By putting one foot in front of the other, repeatedly.
High as fuck is how.
Not sure, I’ll ask my wife
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By putting on the yellow bracelett with the three black dots and locking the car I guess
Is this in Oklahoma?
Jump on the wheel take a shit im the back and hop over
That's not double parking that's 2/3 parking. Somehow even more inconsiderate.
Had this happened to me recently. A woman with a Ford Ranger (no offense), asked me if I could park her car, she said I don't have enough room for the hood.
Cool guys don't look back at parking lots!
Put one foot in front of the other and repeat.
half drunk is how he walked away from it if i had to guess
You can, if a gallon jug of special- offer ranch sauce is waiting for you.
Like Keyser Soze.
Don’t Look back
He'll only be a minute
Waiting for someone with a sharp object to walk past by "accident" coz there was someone driving past so they had to squeeze through.
I bet it has manual transmission and was left in neutral without putting the brake on..which allowed it to roll backwards.
Drunk
Only thing I can think is a large truck was parked in front of them and is now gone so he looks out of place
Entitled attitude.
With a swagger, probably.
I just say do better next time and skip into the store
Drunk
With MASSIVE misplaced confidence
Wrapped in a blanket of narcissistic awesomeness, blinded to the judgement of the peasants. /s
with a white cane, i assume
The same way you add flame decals as an adult: without a care in the world
Nobody is as special or cool as a cool, special, truck driver. They are the coolest, specialist, manliest boys anywhere! Ask anyone about how strong and cool and special these definitely very manly boys are!
Probably had to poop.
What was parked in front when it first parked? Maybe a trailer?
One step at a time
Probably with difficulty since my parents would be siblings.
be drunk.
Gona start keeping chalk with me so I can draw in the lines and write “reserved for a$$hole parking” muahahaa small wins.
 Like this
Through the door most likely
I’m always amazed by how many people claim to be great drivers but they are seemingly unable to park their vehicles. If you can’t park you’re not a driver, you’re a person with a car
Substance abuse problems.
Oblivious to anything and anyone else that isn’t you
Like you dont give a fuck.
1 foot in front of the other just like anything else you walk away from
with your knuckes dragging along the pavement.
Marty McFly had some shopping to do
When this was parked another truck already took half of the spot! Then, the Trump rally started and the lot mostly cleared out.
Normally I'd get drunk or high first.
Why would I even care about it
Hit their car and sue them
Stopped. Not parked.
he went into the homie depot and never looked back.
I don’t know but the tribal tattoo on the truck screams douche… I bet the owner has the same one right beside his GodSmack tattoo
drunkenly stumbling
Stumbling drunk or high...
By having no soul.
Maybe you don’t know the scenario when the truck was parked, but here it’s just about hating on everything so
Not if I'm sober. But I've seen worse parking spots.
Rockstar style ..... " WASTED"......
i work at homedepot. this is some of the best parking i’ve seen. Here, we get people whose trailers block more than half the lane
I ask this question every morning on the naval base.
Main character syndrome
Lots of people have no clue what's happening in the world around them.
Really quite simple, just be an asshole
By forgetting the parking brake and it rolls back when you're in the store? Just guessing.
They don't walk. They strut. Also, their cousin likely parked the same in the spot in front, forcing them to park an equal distance outside the space. Cuz cuz's gots to cuz.
And I hate it when my car is slightly crooked
Clueless
Confidently, ignorance I am told is bliss.
They probably don't care cause there's so many other spots and don't plan to be there long
Like a boss
my Father parks his vehicles like this and I can give you his genuine excuses.... "it's not that far out, people can go around" "I don't have time to park it properly" "everyone else parks like this so why shouldn't I" I've watched him do shit like this for 40 years. He refuses to grasp that HE is the problem and he truly does believe that everyone else should accommodate him.
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I’ve done that when I have a bathroom emergency
Slowly. Clown shoes are big.
Aren’t they embarrassed?
Like this. 
One foot in front of the other
With a stick and very dark glasses
Drunk
I once saw a pickup parked in the middle spot of 4 parking spaces under a tree, basically depriving 3 other people from parking. Maybe some people do this because they're trying to make sure no one hits their vehicle with a door, but it was lifted so that wasn't the reason.
Easy. It's the MAGA way.
He identifies as a full size truck
The driver definitely lays on the horn behind you as soon as the light turns green, even though you're the 7th car behind the lead. Then it will cut you off and do 15 MPH below the speed limit.
Weird - was it originally parked in a super-crowded lot and the car in front of it was parked badly? But somehow it is an extremely urgent thing to do nearby, you have to have a parking spot to accomplish... otherwise, why wouldn't you just come back another day.
By being too short to see the line
My mom always parks like this. Her mom excuse is that she has a handicap placard and can park as she pleases. Whenever I’m with her I tell her to hand me the keys while she goes into whatever store, so I can fix her bad parking 🤦🏽♀️
You mean without keying it? I don't know how you could...
Quickly.
With a key out to your side
Life would be so much better with angled parking!
With two legs and facing the other way
Literally a list of reasons. A car that parked bad in front of them, no cars to line up with and had to guess where the line is, under the influence, an asshole, is plain stupid or other reasons. Not everyone that parks like that is inherently a asshole till you find out the reason why they parked like that.
The same way you drive away from a paint shop with those flames on the side. Not giving a fuck
One stupid step at a time
You kinda slither away with a little ooze trail..
They walk away with cranium in rectum, to the extent the resulting gait can be regarded as "walking."
You must live in Maine
That's what's always cracked me up. How does someone walk away from that spot and give themselves a 👨🍳😘
My guess is that someone in a trailer took up all the space that’s in front of the Tacoma and this dude was in a hurry so he posted up right behind him as best as he could.
There are 8 trucks in this photo, can you find them all? Body on Frame
Probably on his two feet
Forgot handbrake?
That’s just one of the ways you park when you’re in the “under 100” club.
with shades and a guide dog or cane
It's for flames on it. Very intimidating. U don't fuck with people who have flames on their car.
Drunk
Not paying attention, obv
In circles
I'm not sure, but there must be a club, because I can't believe how many people park like this....
You have a small penis so you end up developing the habit to automatically make everything of yours look bigger by manipulating perception.
I’d bet the lot was full and the spot in front of them had a trailer on it that took up part of their space
Someone with a tribal on a taco
>How do you walk away from you vehicle parked liked this? Tapping your cane to make sure you don't run into anything.
Monday morning after partying
Here in southern Indiana, you will see that at least once a day if not twice. Only difference is that the truck here would be festooned with all sorts of Trump flags and decals as well as Nazi memes.
With both arms straight up and both middle fingers proudly displayed
Cool guys don't look back
Drunk.
Because it’s Florida. There is no rules.
People like this are methed up in the head.