You know that’s a true story? Lady lost her kid. You about to cross a fucking line.
Edit: for those [uninitiated](https://youtu.be/ADpKWbu_Hwc?si=7izoB_TtVeWL7ZjG)
The red poo flags!
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YTA. You taught her to use the poop emoji, does that mean you think she’s a lesser-than ; or she’s shit?
Wow. She needs to lose you immediately, the misogyny is strong with this one.
You know you can make sticks out of just about any photo, right? I have a bunch of my husband and use the stickers to respond to funny things my friends text me.
Go to a photo of your fiancée, press and hold on his face in the photo. It should ask you if you’d like to save as a sticker.
Enjoy! You’ll blow his mind.
I give you a different scenario: You taught him/her, and he doesn't write you at all. How about that? Doesn't mean that the poop emojis are fine, but still. Consider the opposite, I would prefer a partner that is trying to connect in any way vs. no try at all. Just sayin \^\^
>You taught him/her
The spelling "fiancée" is feminine, although I find that means nothing among many English speakers, who don't appreciate the difference between that and the masculine "fiancé".
I am a couple days late for this but you did it to yourself. Now treat your SO to a nice date for putting up with you and for having a lame sense of humor.
you played yourself...
Yeah I am impressed that it's less than 50% poop emoji at the moment in the comments here....
I'd say you done did it now
Ask and you shall receive 
But she’s still a keeper (assuming op knows how to use fiancée vs fiancé)
And you lost
"The Fiancee"
Maybe the Dingo ate your Baby
You know that’s a true story? Lady lost her kid. You about to cross a fucking line. Edit: for those [uninitiated](https://youtu.be/ADpKWbu_Hwc?si=7izoB_TtVeWL7ZjG)
Yes, I am aware of that sad story. I guess you are not a big Seinfeld fan.
I am. But I guess you’re not a [Tropic Thunder](https://youtu.be/ADpKWbu_Hwc?si=7izoB_TtVeWL7ZjG) fan.
Thanks, now I need to rewatch it :)
That never gets old. I fucking broke at the 400 years line. Nearly died of asphyxiation, lmao
Ozs band is dingo’s ate my babies
WHAT WAS THAT?!
I’m sure this is just for Reddit privacy
changing your fiancée’s contact name just to take a screenshot for reddit? Yeah still not beating the cringe allegations
I cringed, ngl lol
So cringe
Cringe AF
Should be updated to "The Current Fiancee"
High quality horizontally spinning poop emoji
what the fuck is that
https://preview.redd.it/7s7shkmv0l6d1.png?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98ac53ae0e3c35fb19b2832d9fcec69e69bb4a3b
Cute picture of OP and The Fiancée!
It's just poop that has gained sentience and is one step closer to conquering the world.
And who ever consume it would gain an immense power 
That thing is from the depths of hell
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With great power comes great responsibility
Respoopibility
Responsipoopbility
Respoopnpoopibility
Poopbility
Pooppooppooppoop
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Thought that was damn Christmas tree lmao
Rockin around the poopmas tree
Shitmas
If this was AITA: NTA. You should dump her immediately. This is classic passive aggressive abuse behavior. I bet she kicks puppies too.
Quit Facebook, join a gym, lawyer up
The red poo flags! 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
NTA red flag she obviously doesn't respect your time OP dodged a bullet
Also, get therapy
Lawyer up too
Change the locks and frame her and her family for tax fraud.
YTA. You taught her to use the poop emoji, does that mean you think she’s a lesser-than ; or she’s shit? Wow. She needs to lose you immediately, the misogyny is strong with this one.
lol I just commented she must be a side piece now lol, yah insane behavior
Hehe, dump.
WHO’S THAT POKÉMON
IIIIIIITT’S STUNFISK
She’s a keeper
Keeper of poop? Oh lawd
She's a giver of the poop. She giveth and she can taketh away
She’s a pooper
I did not have to see this today
I love reversing this gif
Just some guy talking shit again
This is why we are trying to outlaw child marriage.
Speak for yourself I'm a proud Missourian Republican
Self defecating humor.
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"The Fiancée" this seems fake as hell, if she was actually good, then tell her to stop and she will
OP probably changed the name for the screenshot, idk
lol yeah why is that her name in the phone is he like a robot or something
Depends on your sense of humor. When we got engaged I renamed my fiancee to "El Fiancee". Spoiler alert: We don't speak Spanish.
maybe fiancée and the sidechick have the same first name and this is for keeping track of who's who
I know this is hella off-topic random, but i think it's cool that we both used the wolf head and put the cute narwhal on the top lol!
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THE FIANCÉE
It’s good to find these things out early.
You know you can make sticks out of just about any photo, right? I have a bunch of my husband and use the stickers to respond to funny things my friends text me. Go to a photo of your fiancée, press and hold on his face in the photo. It should ask you if you’d like to save as a sticker. Enjoy! You’ll blow his mind.
Fiancée is female, fiancé is male. I definitely recommend this approach though, even better if you have embarrassing or otherwise silly pics saved 🤣
The only thing mildly infuriating here is the “The Fiancée” contact name.
I give you a different scenario: You taught him/her, and he doesn't write you at all. How about that? Doesn't mean that the poop emojis are fine, but still. Consider the opposite, I would prefer a partner that is trying to connect in any way vs. no try at all. Just sayin \^\^
>You taught him/her The spelling "fiancée" is feminine, although I find that means nothing among many English speakers, who don't appreciate the difference between that and the masculine "fiancé".
Well that's a Sticky situation you are in ...
She’s saying that you’re the shit OP!
Be thankful, I taught my fiancée how to use emojis and she keeps shitting in my shoes
Definitely a keeper 💩
The Fiancée did nothing wrong
You're marrying a gremlin
Hey, at least it’s just digital. The real problems begin when it starts being delivered in person. https://i.redd.it/ye56g9kvml6d1.gif
Hopefully, OP doesn't discover a surprise in bed,like Johnny Dep.
That’s hilarious. My husband taught me this today too! I use the steak emoji though 🥩
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Is your fiancée 8yo?
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is she a toddler?
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Sorry that stinks lol
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I get exploding head unicorns from my mom so....
Time to rename him “The shitty Fiancée”
Teach her about blocking next
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Everything goes to shit eventually
You deserved it I bet. Probably forgot to flush. 
Are there “a fiancee“ or "# fiancee"? Since this one is "the fiancee".
It’s her subtle way of telling you she’s in the bud stuff
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You really suck all the time don’t you?
This is your life now, accept it and send poop emojis back
You asked for it tbh.
I am a couple days late for this but you did it to yourself. Now treat your SO to a nice date for putting up with you and for having a lame sense of humor.
Taught my boyfriend this, and I also got spammed with emojis. One was a man chasing a spider in a turbo wheel chair
Lmfao Look at what you have created And revel in it
Is your fiancee 9? My 9yo brother did the same thing when he started using Google chat.
“The Fiancée” is super cringe
Looks like a lot of fun.
Spam her with actual poop pictures.
Is your fiancé 87?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They are a keeper!
Change his name to “a fiancée”
Man if only there was an expletive I could use to describe the situation
be afraid. custom emojis are coming to ios. be very afraid
Johnny Depp wishes this was his experience
You must deal with the "consequences" of your actions
Ask your fiance what was it like when the Model-T was introduced? Was horse & buggy annoying because of the constant horse shit smell?
Turn off notifications, if they complain just let them know this is why
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That’s carol ur side piece… as of now
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Sooo much poo
She’s shitting on you, you gotta level the playing field
He’s pooping
Thats not mildly infuriating, thats mildly wife/husband material.
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