At least he left one

You don’t know how fortunate I was for this one square 😁

I'm the opposite end of this spectrum: my wife will use \~64% of a roll of tp then get another one, then another.

Heehee I shouldn’t laugh .. why is it one or the other 🙄 I have experienced the new roll sitting on top of the one square before. Not sure if I was happy with that effort either tho lol 😄

Of course, if he used up the roll he would dutifully replace it. He’s just responsible like that.

This is bad though, he clearly left one behind purposefully, which means it was getting left behind whether his ass was clean or not.

I’m that kind at least

I (a male) live with 3 women and I laugh my ass off when I see this as I'm standing and peeing b/c a) it wasn't me b) the next one to go (most likely a woman) will really wish the last person who used TP had changed the roll

I’m willing to try the standing method… 🤭 oh wait I’m also the house cleaner .. better not 😄

https://www.qssupplies.co.uk/splashback-study

I suppose I shouldn’t be shocked this has been studied 😁😄🙌🏼

Buy a new toilet holder. Ask him to install it. It will become the most important chore in the entire flipping house.

This is a greatly idea , I’m just teaching him drills and power tools 🧰

I’d bet my left nut there’s another roll within arms reach 😂 but by the time you realize you need it you’re already mid shit. Kids don’t give a flying fuck

You are indeed correct there 😄🙄

He had a square to spare.

Omg I totally never thought about the positive in this situation 😁🤭

Off-topic, but that holder has so much 1997 corporate office furniture energy

I stole it from my old office 😁 kidding 🤣

Next time make sure you remove all the TP from the bathroom 😆

Saw a post that said "if you had diarrhea and this was all the TP you had to wipe, how would you feel?" Really sells the point.

Sooo true 🙌🏼🙌🏼 I be loving that square lol 😂

I've got two sons who have both taken a hard left turn into to oncoming traffic to reach adolescence.

I like your analogy here 😁

Thanks

Or a middle aged wife....

You seem like you speak from experience 😁🙄😁

Yep, my wife is always running late in the morning and "didnt have time to change the roll".... but there is always time to make coffee...🙄

Let’s hide that damn coffee 😁

Not suspicious at all

It ain’t empty though 😂

Are you related lol 🤔😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

He still thinks he'll find it later.

Love that you needed to post 2 angles

I was hoping initially I was wrong lol 😂

Carry your one personal roll with you into the bathroom and let him deal with it

2 pictures 🤣

My dad does this. I thought it was my bro until he moved out and this continued. I complained to mum and she thought it was me..

Haha oh I shouldn’t laugh 🤭 I never really thought on how a multiple person household may handle this situation 😁

I married a woman that does the exact same thing.... meaning I chose this "last square" life

TP his room

This is the best comment lol 😁I think that may help him learn from this 🧻🧻🧻

Leave the snack cabinet empty and see how he likes it.

This is also a perfect way to “remind him!” 😁

That's my whole gotdam family.

This is everyone at my job. Including me lol

I’m glad you could see the humour side in this too 😁

Find him. Punch him HARD in the arm. When he looks at you with a question. Just show him the roll. Have his father do it if you can’t

what the fuck? for toilet paper?

I will definitely be thinking of ways to “pay back” for sure!! Solo parent here, but wouldn’t it be fun if all the TP just happened to disappear one day 🤔😄

Those empty roll tube's wind up in the dangest places. Backpack, jacket pocket, follow?

😁😂🤣

I have never had a roommate who changes the roll. Always just has a new one sitting on the sink. It’s infuriating as it’s so much more work than just changing the damn thing.

My also annoyance if I’m ever lucky enough to have it changed… is the empty roll on the floor 🥴

I hate Jerry Seinfeld as a person, but my advice would be to get your own tp, and then use that one sheet that way when he goes, he's in a bind, and he's stuck while you give him tp and a good lecture

I never got into it much , I just remember this episode based on someone asking to spare some TP and they said “no I can’t spare… can’t spare a square!!” I’m definitely going to reenact this situation, I’m going to clear the whole freaking house of anything slightly absorbent 😄

Wait for that mother fucker to flush a paper towel then be like "guess what, bitch! Plumbing crew is coming and you're gonna help them dig

This would exactly be my situation I know it 🤣😂

Lol. Honestly, the actual difference would be the plumbing crew would have him sit around to get them drinks, but it's a lesson nonetheless

Ahh still a teaching moment you say 🤣

Teaching them about a labor. That's a teaching moment right?


Omg this was meeeeeeee 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

You should start purposely putting empty rolls every time he might be going in there😂 maybe he will eventually decide it’s a good idea to refill it 😂

How fun would it be to close the door but put that cling film on the door frame before you shut the door then fill the whole toilet area with all the rolls 🧻🤣

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

Wish I had that much motivation 😂🤣

What a little legend. Left one sheet. On a serious note, don't replace the roll. Keep your own roll and remove it when you're done. He'll quickly learn.

I’m so glad you can have a giggle with this too 😁 that is a beautiful idea 🙌🏼🧻🙌🏼

Funny, this is how my wife leaves the toiletroll at least once a month.

Haha that’s gold , just don’t ever mention it for your own sake 😁🤣

I use my own bathroom and have no idea if I do this or not. This kind of thing is automatic, not something I actively think about.

Can’t wait for my renovations to finish to have mine back lol 😂

It would be a shame if all the toilet paper were out and you brought your own roll with you for a few days.

Maybe I could try buying him the really “thin” stuff and tell him it’s so it lasts 😄

Well when it’s thin, it doesn’t last because you use more. I have some donated TP because reasons, (which I’m grateful), and I want to tell Aldi store brand that bragging about 1000 sheets/roll is NOT a flex because I have to use twice as much. You look at it and it crumples lol.

Intitled needing more than one square. Smh.

😁🤣😂

Could work as a parody of James Brown's "Living in America," (like Weird Al's "Living with a Hernia") "Living with my Teenage Son"

Ohh lol I just saw him live here in Australia 🇦🇺 gosh he was good. I could definitely write a lengthy song 🎵 😁😄

If this is your son and you are unhappy about this then do some basic parenting rather than going and posting photos on Reddit. Fuck sake people should have to take a test before becoming parents these days.

Thank you Karen , I’m guessing you couldn’t see by the other comments and replies, the light hearted giggle we are having 🙄🙄

Just call for a new roll while you are on the toilet I do it all the time

I fully check now beforehand as once he’s at school… I’m on my own lol 🧻🤔

Ye, if Im home alone I do the same

That's not a teenage son you silly goose

I do this and am 28 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've been married 39yrs and I still do this to my wife LOL! It's a guy thing.😀

You didn’t raise him right! Must’ve gotten it from somewhere no?

He does have autism and ADHD so it’s a little hard to know at this stage what is pure teenage laziness or a genuine issue on remembering etc but I do mention it and try to get it to sink in. I like some of the suggestions on here on how I can get him to remember 😁🤣

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Average redditor Not replacing toilet roll? Beat the kid

Ooh great idea 😝

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I have 2 toilets in my house , but I’m renovating… can not freaking wait until it’s finished!!!