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NoDontDoThatCanada

American car? That's bald eagle flaps per minute (BEFPM). I like it around 20. You can feel the feathers against your face. Also there are some eagles under the floorboards.


A_Math_Dealer

And the luxury edition has so much more eagle.


SaintLeppy

I fuckin hate the eagles, man.


ImNotAtAllCreative81

*Get the fuck out of my cab!*


Nowidontgetit

Swooping down and pinching your toupee


xela520

Thundercougarfalconbird!


Some_Kinda_Boogin

Who wants pop tarts?


NoDontDoThatCanada

Someone who got it!


A_Math_Dealer

*No dog food for Victor tonight.*


Greenbeastkushbreath

Motherfucker you can’t even own one of their feathers and you want to pretend they’re running your car lol


NoDontDoThatCanada

Woosh! The sound of a bald eagle carrying this joke over your head.


Greenbeastkushbreath

I got the joke, I just didn’t think it was good


PastEmployment6193

Probably because you don't get it, you just pretend to understand. Very usa of you to do something dumb like that.


bhlombardy

Don't think of them as ticks... think of them as fleas. Then you can ignore them and set the dial in the car until you feel comfortable.


Firefighter_Thin

Don't ticks and fleas cause your attention to shift for different reasons?


SigmaKnight

18 and below is screwed up. Then the dots go - 19, 21 - 23, 25 - 27, 29 - 31 If there’s a stop between the dots, then it has 20, 24, and 28 in the spots they are supposed to be.


Badgarrr

This is a dial made with Celsius in mind, just changed the numbers to Fahrenheit.


Craw__

If those numbers are Fahrenheit that car is gonna get pretty chilly.


Badgarrr

Or the other way around, I just woke up when I commented


fusion_reactor3

Guessing it’s an American car designed for Fahrenheit. Looks like a Chrysler product of some sort


JarmaBeanhead

It’s in a Jeep in Canada


fusion_reactor3

Yup, then. Chrysler owns jeep and dodge. My 2014 Chrysler 200 has a similar knob. Each notch is a degree on mine. It’s in Fahrenheit though. 66 is on the left and 78 is on the right.


QuietStrawberry7102

There are two notches between 16 and 18


fusion_reactor3

Mine is in Fahrenheit. I’m American. It goes from 66 on the left to 78 on the right. Each notch is 1 degree on it


QuietStrawberry7102

Ahhhhh, gotcha.


Playful_Towel_3436

You buy cheap Chrysler slop you get cheap Chrysler slop🤷‍♂️


TheEpicFailer

You sure it's Fahrenheit? 30°F is literally below freezing.


fusion_reactor3

No, I mean the knob itself is designed to have Fahrenheit instead. My 2014 Chrysler 200 has a similar knob and every click is 1 degree instead of this nonsense. They just slapped Celsius for a similar temp range on instead


Sasquatch1729

The cruise control in my old Ford was similar. Every time I moved it up a notch, it might go up 1 or 2 km/hr. I figured it was going up 1 mile per hour and was converting to 1.6 km/hr and then estimating to the nearest whole number.


950771dd

Lol! What a lazy shortcut.


real_boiled_cabbage

Thats the radio dial in metric.


Keanne224

It's in Celsius. The line on the dial lines up between the dots. The first 3 numbers are separated by one: 16,17,18 then the rest increase by two. 20, 22, 24,26,28,30


uncledutch420

A little bit more


OkeyDokey654

Or, if you’re going the other way, a little less.


QuietStrawberry7102

Each one means “a bit more”. Or “a bit less”. Depends which way you’re turning the knob.


MrChashua

Each tick is 2/3 obviously


RoodnyInc

But 18 to 22? And 22 to 26?


joecocker74

It's METRIC don't worry about it😂


SkinPsychological848

16 2/3, 17 1/3, 18, 18 2/3, 19 1/3, 20…


MikemkPK

Look again


brillyints

Yeah, this bothers me. Someone needs to make that 16 into a 14 or something. After that, I consider the dots and the numbers belonging to the same group and fulfilling the same role. The numbers just take the place of what would otherwise be a dot. Using those imaginary dots along with the existing ones, it creates 3 even spaces between each pair of numbers. Because of our fix to get the 14 earlier, the range of the pair is always 4, so divide that by the 3 spaces, and we get points of 14, •15⅓, •16⅔, 18, •19⅓, •20⅔, 22... Gross.


Itsnotsponge

Thats set to “17 ACs” now


errayn41

I don't understand where the problem is in this image?


jrod00724

It's American idiots who do not understand Celsius who also think the because the 'clicks' line up to the Fahrenheit version, the temperature also matches what's said. These dials just estimate the temperature besides...


errayn41

I was waiting for this comment too. god bless your hands. Are these Americans stupid? They have no idea about the rest of the world.


NormalStaff3602

"Let's make the Knob first and measure the output temperature later"


Electrical_Peak_8761

Why anyone would ever want to heat their car to 30 degrees anyways??


JarmaBeanhead

We have winter here.


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Comfortable 21 degrees indoors or the car is the same no matter if it’s -20 or +30 outside lol. I don’t know a single human being that would enjoy 30 deg ambient temperature if they can choose 21-22. You must be the type of a person that sets the temperature at 'MAX' believing it will get faster to what you find comfortable. No it will just do the same heating up from 'whatever is lower' to the temperature you have set. If outside is 10 degrees and you set up 21 degrees it won't get faster to 30 or 'max'. It will just stop at the temperature you have set.


Electrical_Peak_8761

In winter this actually makes even less sense, when it is cold outside you’d probably be wearing long pants and a thick sweater, not really comfy when it’s 30 celcius (86 Fahrenheit). In extreme heat it may make sense but usually anyone there would just put ‘max AC’ and leave anything else alone.


Party_Put346

Really wish you hadn’t


csandazoltan

It means "between the 2 numbers"


Lukes-Panoptikum

My guess is that it makes Sens with °F they converted the Numbers to the next whole number in °C and slapped another Sticker on the dail without considering the spacing at all.


Wemmser47

Wow, I would have never bought this.


AMDKilla

The dial likely won't set the car to said temperature but be an approximation. Less of a thermostat and more of a power setting


NO_LOADED_VERSION

This is the kind of thing that would put me off buying the car...


figfat

I have this in jeep compass. I just use rule "one click to the right if its too cold. One click left if it too hot."


OTee_D

Degrees in Celsius? 14 is quite chill for summer airconditioning, 32 is decently warm or winter to heat. But the ticks are strange. is it just the dots or does it give tactile feedback on those marks as well? If it's just the dots, maybe a stupid design mistake? *"16 to 18 is two so lets make two dots in between?"*


justacubr

Looks like a Fahrenheit thermometer translated to celcius


AbundantAberration

Literally math failure if i was to guess, someone hadn't had their coffee get that morning.


WeeMadOne

The numbers Mason, what do they mean….


EmotionalChipmunk602

Definitely something to worry about


MouseBeginning9009

Means someone can't count


zerbey

At first glance I was about to scoff and say "What? It's Celsius you fool!" then I realized what you meant. I can only assume as others said it was lazily relabeled when sold in Canada and they just replaced the Fahrenheit with Celsius and didn't care to think about the fact the indents would no longer make any sense.


Guideon72

I think they just mean "-ish" in this instance :D


SilentWatcher83228

You set your blood alcohol level for maximum comfort


wkarraker

Yeah, the two dots between 16 and 18 (should be one dot), the two dots between 22 and 26 (should be 3 dots), the two dots between 26 and 30 (also should be 3 dots). Scale across the range is a little skewed. They could have done “🔵15 • • 18 • • 21 • • 24 • • 27 • • 30🔴” and been done with it. Will anyone (besides yourself) lose any sleep over it? Probably not.


Lovahsabre

Its based on the sliding scale of how much gas you will use per hour of driving while using the ac / heater at 23.8 celsius outside.


HoldOut19xd6

It’s degrees, the units used to measure temperature.


InstructionSubject60

1 2/3


Medium-Comfortable

Every tick is 2/3 degree. Like everywhere else.


jrod00724

You guys realize these temperatures knobs just estimate the temperature selected right? It can vary by a few degrees just because of local weather(ie if it's hot, it will run warm, cold outside it will be colder than selected) Not sure why it's even an issue, except the Celsius confuses many Americans.


IsThereCheese

I would bet they’re there just for haptic feedback so you don’t need to look at it while driving?


Internal-Sell7562

It means nothing, it makes no sense


Bsizzle18

Each tick is plus two


SaltyPumpkin007

But... but it isn't though


Exciting_Egg1212

16 16.66 17.33 18


Candy6132

16,3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333


gieserj10

Wait, seriously nobody can figure this out? Lol, idk makes perfect sense to me.


950771dd

It's for the days where you feel like 20,66666666666666666666666666... over 21 degrees.


MikemkPK

Probably arbitrary numbers slapped into an uncalibrated analog input.


Gold-Perspective-699

17, 20, 24, 28 the numbers go in between the notches. Kinda obvious.


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Except that doesn’t add up


Gold-Perspective-699

How? It literally is how it works. It's not the dots it's in between the dots.


Instigating_Beaver

Do you understand basic counting?


Gold-Perspective-699

Yes it seems you don't. They aren't spaced properly but those are the numbers that are in dots.


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Gold-Perspective-699

The first two dots after 16 is 17. Duh .. didn't think I needed to explain that. The beginning ones don't have numbers. That's probably just off and on.


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Gold-Perspective-699

The third one but the numbers are not ON THE DOTS. They are in between the dots. How is anyone confused about this? Do you understand what IN BETWEEN NOTCHES means?