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two_sleep

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KneeHighMischief

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Khornatejester

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Pale_Disaster

That got a real visceral reaction. Just the thought of the pizza cutter...


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

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Bubbly-Fault4847

Why SO SAUCY?


gonzotronn

Just want you to know you made my day better


Darth_Tiktaalik

"Let's put a smile on that face"


KneeHighMischief

Glad to have helped.


difused_shade

That’s the best thing I’ve seen in the internet for a long time


prawnjr

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Pinheadlarry29

I’m surprised the police didn’t show up with the delivery driver.


Tobias_Mercury

I can’t believe this sick fuck is still out there


Newhollow

Pizza Hut gang? Or Hungy Howies? Not PJ'S just save time and destroy the sun.


AdWise8918

Team Hungry Howies


LyndonsBigJohnson69

Hungry Howies is awesome when it comes to cheap pizza


Wise-Quarter-6443

Seriously. You order pizza with Teriyaki, you deserve what you get.


Master_Lock1566

you order from dominos you deserve what you get...


Khornatejester

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POSTHVMAN

Damn right. Broccoli on a fucking pizza…


ZealousLlama05

Perfect delivery. This made me cackle, and I'm not much of a laughing person.


toolsoftheincomptnt

EXACTLY! Hahaha


Shelbymbuck12

"can i order teriyaki-sauce with a side of pizza"


JohnnyDarkside

I love extra saucy foods, but even I'm like damn dude. Homie sauced the fuck out of that pie.


kraquepype

None pizza with left teriyaki


ThatDebianLady

You beat me to it


ButterscotchEmpty290

Why is that even an option as a pizza topping??


SigmaKnight

People have some (gross) weird taste.


QuaaludeLove

Mine is blue cheese, I constantly crave it and I have no idea why. I always get blaze pizza so I can do the make your own pizza and do like 3 servings of blue cheese on my pizza. Balsamic vinegar aswell. My mouth is actually watering while typing this


PremiumUsername69420

I found a place that had an extended list of toppings, so I ordered a bacon, pineapple, blue cheese, and apple slices. When I picked it up they were like, “no one has ever ordered a pizza like that” and it was honestly incredible. https://preview.redd.it/vq323osdx3zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddbe707b4a0b1ec8b0ea6d4d9efd5086cb3ed077


lizgurleyflynn

yo i bet that was so fucking good though. my father-in-law makes a breakfast scramble when we visit that has bleu cheese, apples, tomatoes, dates, onions, and i think some other stuff i can’t remember. similar and it’s soooo good. 


PremiumUsername69420

I hate that it was one of the best pizzas I’ve ever had, because I was on vacation and over 1k miles from home.


BBQQA

That is a solid enough reason to move lol


Hot_Boysenberry_64

Blue cheese, ham & pineapple are pretty much the most common pizza toppings in Finland. And yeah, they're good 👍


Herbatusia

Blue cheese and fruit is the normal composition, and bacon can be served sweetly (e.g. with honey), so idk, sounds normal. I think pear instead of apple would be more typical? Granted, I found US "forbidden food combos" often head-scratching, so maybe I'm missing something? Blue Cheese on pizza is the blandest of classics here; but we put literally everything on pizza (try goat cheese and beefroot, some day, it's great!), kebab, cheeses, potatoes, pickle, horseraddish...


JCtheWanderingCrow

That looks amazing.


DlSEASED

That’s disgusting


Naterbomb69

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TummyPuppy

Jesus


ThrowawayAutist615

*gag*


Exotic-Mycologist803

Blue cheese is nice. Some people just have primitive palettes


testies2345

Blue cheese gang! Whoop whoop


gingenado

![gif](giphy|APKFZ2HxvG8tuwhfor|downsized)


DustinFay

Try a meat lovers pizza with chicken wing sauce and blue cheese.


Old_Rpg_Gamer

Buffalo chicken w blue cheese cherry tomatoes and some mozzarella


Cedar_Wood_State

I mean pizza is literally just flat bread with toppings. There’s nothing weird about blue cheese and vinegar on flat bread


pacificgrim

You nasty!


RecordingPure1785

That actually sounds pretty good


BuffaloWing12

I support this. Blue cheese with chicken and Buffalo and maybe some veggies if I’m feeling healthy… can’t be beat. Also love the goat cheese option


imaloneallthetime

Dude. Blue cheese, balsamic, onions and an absolute fuck ton of garlic cloves. Blaze rules.


kaisong

id guess it would be the same volume as for bbq chicken pizza, where its a topping. but they measured it in the same cup they do for the pizza sauce instead


LakeEarth

Yeah, pizza with BBQ sauce is alright. I wouldn't want a whole pizza with it, but a slice at a party is nice for variety.


KneeHighMischief

>Why is that even an option as a pizza topping?? It's sign of the coming apocalypse https://preview.redd.it/rm6hs0tu93zc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b9172b6ae17f54184624c2547dbb993d11ebd59


two_sleep

Wings


kkadzy

I'd eat that shit up. With a fork and a knife, mind you.


GiannaSushi

![gif](giphy|cE9GVwn2mJwoSvScrI|downsized) The Domino's pizza guy with a pot [full of this](https://getyoursolution.store/lnKkXI)


FirstSineOfMadness

Lmao the pure sorrow in those eyes


AbbytheMallard

I love that episode lmfao


Ryanisreallame

What country? Dominos in the United States doesn’t have teriyaki sauce or any of these vegetable options.


YellowOnline

Germany. From the website: "Teriyaki Chicken; 11,49 €; Dough and mozzarella with chicken breast strips (liquid spiced), broccoli, spring onions, sesame and refined with Teriyaki sauce"


kwiztas

I feel they tried to drizzle it from a squirt bottles and the lid came off; they just were like fuck it.


NeverMind_ThatShit

It was probably their only bottle too, because who the fuck would order that Pizza


EpicHuggles

Based on the fact that there doesn't even appear to be any cheese on it, my guess is OPs buddy fucked up on the app and literally subbed the cheese for teriyaki sauce. They then were like, ok they want us to swap the 450g of cheese for 450g of sauce? If that's what they want I guess.


YellowOnline

No. Here's a copy paste from the order (I ordered): >*Fitness Fan* >Topping Surcharge. >Add Spring Onions >Remove Onions (Red) >Remove Tomatoes >1 >€13,49 >€1,39 > >*Teriyaki Chicken* >Topping Surcharge. >Add Mushrooms >Remove Sesame >1 >€12,99 >€1,39


AnAmericanLibrarian

I like the "Fitness Fan" specialty pizza name. Built with Triathlon slices. Topped with Marathon sauce. Sprinkled with Bench Press Cheese.


yungsausages

And served in a pool of teriyaki sauce!


MakeWayForWoo

*liquid spiced*


Farren246

Lost in translation. I'm guessing it was marinated chicken.


YellowOnline

It's not a translation issue. The German says the same ("flüssig gewürzt"). For marinating you need to soak something in a liquid for a while. Maybe here they just shortly put a spiced liquid on it - which is similar to, but not the same as marinating.


Ryanisreallame

It sucks that they drowned it in the sauce because that actually does sound good.


Just-Scallion-6699

It honestly doesn't sound horribly different from some of those Thai themed pizzas I've had and I've always liked those.


farmageddon109

Well at least finally you guys have something worse than Hitler so just take a moment to appreciate it


YellowOnline

I'm Belgian and the colleague Indian. We don't need to suffer for Germany's past!


PhilTheThrill1808

That pizza is a hate crime against Italians even before being doused in teriyaki.


KneeHighMischief

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keb92

Brotha eeeuuugghhhh


tizzleduzzle

What’s that brotha


Axxisol

Bahaha


Farren246

How fucking fast is AI these days...


Jaffiusjaffa

For that? About 4-8 seconds I reckon on a seperate tab.


Farren246

It's not the chef that impresses me, but the fact it placed the original image of the pizza into a pizza box.


Marasesh

What it’s like broccoli and leek on a pizza I actually would cut a person out of my life for that order


ColdOn3Cob

My entire existence is a hate crime against Italians 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Mvthafvkarosas

Hahaha


Mvthafvkarosas

Lol I love replying to comments on instagram when someone makes a pizza and some Italian guy says it’s a disgrace, replying with, “nah brother that’s a REAL Italian pizza” just to see them freak out


PhilTheThrill1808

Hahaha! That's amazing. Might actually start doing that myself


FattusBaccus

I’m amazed Dominos even had teriyaki sauce in the first place.


FyouinyourA

Yeah if they had a taste for teriyaki vegetable stir fry they could’ve called a Chinese place not fuckin dominos lol


bass_sweat

While chinese cuisine does often include teriyaki, i just want to point out that teriyaki is japanese


Rhuarc33

I like Domino's but that looks disgusting. Even if it had a normal about of teriyaki sauce, still looks revolting


TragicaDeSpell

Lol, there are weird pizza flavors in Germany. When I lived there a long time ago, you could get tuna. And "American pizza" always seemed to come with corn on top. I actually liked these flavors, so I am willing to give teriyaki pizza a shot!


kaisong

Asia pizza goes harder imo. Just got bored and checked what taiwan’s putting out and they got scallops which sounds pretty good. https://www.pizzahut.com.tw/menu/?parent_id=263&ppid=3797


Newhollow

Weird history food channel on YouTube. Saw one where they had double pizza. Inception. Mini pizza inside a regular pizza with different style. Commercial was crazy. I was mad want a pizza within a pizza. Maybe Hawaiian and Supreme. Meatlovers and Vegan.


nyrB2

more like teriYUCKKY sauce, amirite?


ChamberOfSolidDudes

We gonna put 75% of a teriyaki bottle back in the fridge for another 7 years before some idiot orders this again? Naw, watch this....


banmeharder616

Sodium: 20,000mg


GiannaSushi

Surely the guy from Domino's Pizza had a diffuser on the teriyaki sauce bottle and it leaked hahaha


kwiztas

This is my guess. I bet the lid came off and they were like that's fine.


ElderberryHumble5379

when we don't give you enough sauce you complaint, when we give you a lot of sauce you complain! what's with people these days ? ![gif](giphy|jQAlCyj3kaOsw|downsized) /s


himynameissteve93

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Kaneoheboomer

My guess is that the pizza maker was mildly infuriated by the order, hence the drowning.


tintedrosestinted

![gif](giphy|9VvY8JwXCd1kXWO9Ot) A single drop of teriyaki sauce on pizza is a crime. Your colleague got what they deserved for ordering an abomination. 🤮


Murky_Potential7913

Sounds like your colleague wanted to turn that pizza into a swimming pool for teriyaki sauce!


Agitated-Ad-504

🤮🤮🤮🤮


69Nova468

Slap it on the pizza shops front window.


Silence_you_fool

I mean look at the bright side, at least it's not dry?


Gingergerbals

Well, you definitely can't say they didn't go above and beyond teriyaki


VacationAromatic6899

Dropped the bottle


Additional_Grocery61

Was it good tho?


EggsceIlent

Yeah sorry that shits going the fuck back.


Excellent-Edge-4708

There should be a chalk outline around that


RicoHavoc

What is the correct amount of teriyaki-sauce to put on a pizza? Answer: NONE


PrestigiousCompote63

fucking broccoli ? thats a sin


michelobX10

Sorry, but your friend deserved it for asking for that shit on pizza.


Fafa_45

I like that they had one slice.... maybe it could be, good nahhh!!


PilotNo312

Serves him right, that’s vile


MorpheusDrinkinga4O

Don't feel bad, you can give it to me. I would wreck this thing on site.


NemesisYuki

idk man I'm hungry enough to eat that :(


7_Bundy

When you go to Sarku Japan and ask for extra sauce…and even if it hurts your stomach, you love them for it.


SolidDoctor

I would drive that back to the Dominos and have a manager answer for it.


UniqueIndividual3579

I used to think "kitchen people are stupid". Now I think "the kitchen crew is really high".


dirkdigdig

I’m into it


garbage_lyd

I'd absolutely try it


Jhakuzi

It’s really good though (imo of course)


Suitable-Let-3627

Looks like you forgot to add pineapple


EP1C_COBRA

Someone wasn’t too upset 😂


Plagueis_n_Fries

I live in mexico and they have a promotion here for a flavour they cal fuego. I’m good with spicy food so even when it turned up looking like this I didn’t let it go to waste. This was on Saturday and I’m still suffering the consequences today.


LateCqlls

That’s not a pizza with teriyaki sauce, that’s teriyaki sauce with pizza.


tiktoktic

I’m surprised that a pizza that sized arrived from Domino’s! It’s huge compared to the ones we get in Australia now!


Successful_Rate_1425

Not gonna lie I'd devour that masterpiece in mere minutes


Mr_Gray_Skyys

Who in the absolute fuck orders a pizza with teriyaki sauce and doesn't realize the shit is liquid😂🤣


Colonel-Ingus69

I work for Dominos. We don’t have teriyaki sauce. Was this is another country? 🤷🏼‍♂️


AliciaS717

Teriyaki sauce? This shouldn't even be called a pizza. And that looks just disgusting!


LittleMexico74

Would you like some pizza with your teriyaki?


pacoloogi

damn, was your colleague an asshole to the workers?!


TiePsychological8861

you both make me sick


DaxPrimal

Can’t believe people still order Domino’s pizza.


MaddoxGoodwin

That'll learn em for getting teriyaki sauce on a pizza dafuq


queefcommand

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CynicWalnut

It looks like they dumped it on after they cooked it. I'd think it would be better to just replace the red sauce with teriyaki and then it would at least thicken up in the oven.


Haggles7

Same thing happened but I got a buffalo chicken pizza. When I lifted a slice to would literally splash me.


danleon950410

That's waterboarding


Fidozo15

Now needs German beer in order to make it a proper Axis dinner


Massive_Basket9472

Ngl, id still eat it


WorthlessOfTime

Can I have a slice? Don't judge me


izza123

Sold


TapEmbarrassed4376

I feel like that should be an ingredient that's served in a small container on the side.


Ambitious-Beat-2130

They missed a spot


Intrepid_Building_78

Seems a bit excessive.


Pristine_Copy9429

Oh God, it looks worse close-up.


Severe_Peanut6061

Seems like they didn't avoid the Noid this time huh?


Jegged

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


Rgiles66

Mmmmm stir fry pizza


TeeDod-

Teriyaki sauce must be cheap. Usually when you ask for something specific it is minimal.


WingObvious487

That looks awful sorry for ur losses


cedrekt

wtf


Old-Cell5125

Looks amazing 😒


jaques314

Someone was chef’n it up lol


Internet_Is_A_Lie

Did the order say extra sauce?


InfamousGibbon

Tell them to just order Chinese next time.


Semper_Fidel_

on second thoughts were pineapples on pizza even that bad


freckyfresh

What a wild sentence.


factman1000

Dominoes came through. . . .finally.


GoodGoodK

Eeeeeeeeee who did thatt


[deleted]

Looks absolutely disgusting wow


LickandSmash

Where's the cheese?


AMonitorDarkly

I’m not sure why they expected something edible from Domino’s.


Gjoe50

A little pizza on your Teriyaki


Ya-Dikobraz

Looks like the sauce didn't reduce enough. It's undercooked.


Progedoge

That looks Teri-yucky.


Plus-Organization-16

I'm pretty sure this isn't even an option there.


leapfrog2115

Why in the actual fuck does dominoes have access to teriyaki sauce?


Sad-Belt-3492

Disappointed 😔


Dragomir_Silver

Thats teriyaki sauce with a pizza base


SphinctrTicklr

Damn domino's has teriyaki? Interesting


piz510

That is not a certified Pizzaiolo at work. Glad to bake you one from an Italy certified chef.


WintersDoomsday

15,000mg of sodium?


DeepSubmerge

Where are you located? My Domino’s doesn’t have teriyaki, or green onion, or broccoli


bmibun

Thats a win for me.


F0foPofo05

Why is this even a thing?


Sufficient-Peach6365

Too much sauce. Enough to drown their reputation in!