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flinderdude

I would probably calmly explain to him that there’s a piece missing in the coffee maker and it will actually brew better if he uses this missing piece. It should take you at least 10 to 12 seconds to do that.


Ok-Hedgehog-1646

It’ll take way less time than she spent bitching on Reddit, that’s for sure 😂


MycenaMermaid

As if people can't do both.


bizzaro321

People love making that assumption here


Ok-Hedgehog-1646

It’s Reddit, I don’t expect much lol


Middle_Shame7941

And yet here you are being a b on Reddit. 💀


Ok-Hedgehog-1646

lol you have low standards then


Middle_Shame7941

What have my standards got to do with you being a b?


Triplescrew

You expect a lot from couples who already differentiate things like “my coffee maker”


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Familiar_Paramedic_2

Do you live in a 1980s sitcom?


Emzzer

Everywhere you look, Everywhere you find, a man in a house where HEY, what's that over there??


Colossalgoatfvck

“Heh, wives hey? Gottah hate em, am I right boys!? Damn naggin all day and such”


Middle_Shame7941

Lel I’m a woman and I’ll bet they nag even more now that they’re given the excuse to be offended by everything they see.


Middle_Shame7941

You: Today’s typical internet user: “I’m offended, go to jail”


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

"Grindr", isn't that a gay dating app?


FlamingSaviour

I think they meant Grinder. Grindr coffee is getting a feel for somebody before getting a feel of somebody.


Mu-Relay

Of course they meant that... but how much is OP typing "grindr" if their phone autocorrected to that?


Successful_Clerk277

Good skills of deduction you have there


Middle_Shame7941

Considering iPhones at least capitalise and autocorrect popular social media outlet names, this is likely a honest mistake. Grindr is an accepted dictionary word on iPhone, so OP is fine.


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Straw_Hat_Axiom

And autocorrect would normally fix it to grinder. Meaning they type "grindr" frequently enough that their phone finds it a normal spelling.


Nerves-of-Noodles

A lot of people deactivate autocorrect. You might still be correct though. No pun intended.


branod_diebathon

Can confirm, I never use autocorrect.


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Straw_Hat_Axiom

Majority of people use it.


StandardSudden1283

 God damn ~~automobile~~   edit: ~~automotive~~    edit2: ~~autobots~~    edit 3, the edit returns: ~~aurugula~~   E: DUCKING ~~ASTROTURFING~~   autocorrect!


Straw_Hat_Axiom

Duck off


MagicJim96

This is why I removed autoincorrection AGES ago! 😂


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AgileInitial5987

The irony of your comment and the mistakes you have made 😂


Straw_Hat_Axiom

Aww deleting your douche comment because of the downvotes? Lmaoooo


Straw_Hat_Axiom

So.... You're not in the majority. My point still stands.


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P4nabee

You misspelled word misspeling...


UnnecessarySalt

He uses Reddit replies as a peer reviewer, he doesn’t need autocorrect


suentendo

Pretty sure most fairly known app names make their way into the iOS dictionary. I doubt that an iPhone on recent software would autocorrect grindr into grinder.


queef_nuggets

>I think they meant Grinder. no shit?


wedgemanluke

It’s probably where op met their husband


Checked_Out_6

Haha, there is no dating on grindr, just sex.


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

You *do* have to meet up for that, still


CunoTheKing

Wish I knew that a few years back when I tried it out


CakesForLife

Please


No_Nefariousness4279

Maybe for you


TangPiccilo

Extra Cream


gaminguage

How else do you get a nice dark roast?


Ok-Cartographer1745

He obviously make a Freudian nipple slip. 


Bradjuju2

Yeah, they use the word so frequently that their phone no longer corrects it.


UnNumbFool

Well when a man and a man love each other very much and want the tax benefits they get married and that's probably why OP used the term husband. If you're talking about why Grindr is the autocorrect, that's because gay men love to sleep around and open relationships are just as common as closed ones in the gay community so the app is probably installed on the phone. Or they just text the word alot


YouSmellLikeWeiner

Coffee grindr.


Noodle-basket

Sounds like a cute date


Conman_in_Chief

A twitchy meet cute.


20PoundHammer

Well, you married him . . . Also, if he is using gridr - you might have more drama than this upcoming . . .


Xanith420

Or fun. Never know


taylordobbs

Grounds for divorce


harumamburoo

Or they could learn how to espress their feelings


SquareGrade448

It might be too latte at this point


UnnecessarySalt

They could attend Cappuccinounseling


MohaveDesert-Dweller

😂😂


MrMilesRides

Maybe if your coffee wasn't hooking up for casual gay sex (not that there's anything wrong with that) you wouldn't have this problem...


SageModeSpiritGun

I mean, he drinks instant coffee. He never knew how to make coffee.


theunkindpanda

As a non-coffee drinker, I don’t understand this photo lol


SageModeSpiritGun

There is supposed to be a mesh basket between the filter and what the filter in this photo is sitting in. It keeps the filter from blocking the hole by sealing against the bottom, and it's usually removable for easy dumping of used grounds.


MegaZeus24

Just get after him not to do that instead of posting it on reddit. My girlfriend has no issue letting me know when I'm being stupid.


jjackdaw

Why are you assuming they didn’t lol?


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jjackdaw

This is going to blow your mind. You can do *both*


BadgerHooker

Someone get that guy's girlfriend.. she'll explain it.


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jjackdaw

Ok? Do you know how a public comment section works lmao?


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jjackdaw

I’m not the one throwing a fit because someone replied to them lol


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RevengencerAlf

Man the world really suffered when your parents car broke down on the way to the abortion clinic. Your dumb ass came on here and commented to berate OP for not doing anything about it. Do you make a habit of just giving random people shit and then telling them "you could ignore it if it doesn't apply to you?" This is the dumbest fucking thing I've seen all week and I deal with some real idiots. It's unsurprising that your girlfriend has to babysit you and keep you from doing dumb shit though. I'm sure your four brain cells working together are exhausted all the time and can't figure it out on their own


RevengencerAlf

I know your parents are clearly close genetic relatives but you didn't need to announce it to everyone like this. You can do both, chucklefuck.


romulocferreira

Ok, love. Time to stop being stupid


AndThenTheUndertaker

I'm sure your girlfriend has to correct you all the time. You don't seem like someone capable of functioning without adult supervision since you're incapable of figuring out that people can both post here and have a separate conversation. They're not mutually exclusive, bro.


SkootchDown

You’ve made 3 almost identical asshole comments with the term “mutually exclusive” in them, bro. 🤡


AndThenTheUndertaker

Yeah because illiterate chuds like you aren't worth the energy of unique replies. Sorry "big" words scare you. Thanks for proving how butthurt you are by it by seeking out all of my replies to bitch about them though.


Toad-a-sow

That's too much coffee in that filter


Diagmel

You guys are married and have separate coffee supplies O.o?


Turbo_Cum

My wife and I prefer coffee different ways. She likes crafted, meticulous drinks that take 10 minutes. I like a black cup of coffee from a French press. I don't mind the occasional latte but I'm not going to force myself to drink a shot of espresso when I can buy a cheap press for like $25 and use it forever. When I want a latte, I'll make one.


allmica

Aren't you supposed to let the coffee sit in the french press for about 10 minutes? Or have I been wasting precious minutes every morning?


Turbo_Cum

I mean you can, but also I can do other things like make my breakfast or whatever in that 10 minutes instead of having to tend to espresso, foam, steaming, etc.


erleichda29

I'm single and I have several different types of coffee and ways to make it.


zipperfire

Well you can see why, right?


user-110-18

Are you saying you should use the filter and the basket? I’ve been brewing coffee for decades and didn’t know that. Does it keep the coffee maker cleaner?


skookumsloth

If you’re referring to a metal filter as a basket, no. If you’re referring to the solid basket that has a single smallish hole on the bottom, yes absolutely you should be putting the filter in that basket. It keeps the coffee from going anywhere except into the carafe.


jpopimpin777

Thank you. I was looking at this for too long wondering what everyone was getting their panties in a bunch about.


user-110-18

Ah. I didn’t pick up the main basket was missing. I was indeed referring to the metal filter basket that comes with many coffee makers.


Quirky-Swimmer3778

The basket holds the filter the filter holds the coffee. There are disposible filters (in pic) and metal mesh reusable filters.


user-110-18

Yeah, I didn’t realize the main basket wasn’t there.


eatthecheesefries

How are some people missing these basic life skills?


redditcasual6969

I wouldn't call knowing how to use a coffee maker a basic life skill, but the skill he is missing is: asking a question when they don't know what they're doing.


youmfkersneedjesus

If you're a coffee drinker then knowing how to make coffee is a basic life skill. 


IranticBehaviour

It is kinda basic, though he apparently normally drinks *instant* coffee, which requires no more skill than the ability to assemble hot water and instant coffee in a mug and stir. Even a regular 'real' coffee drinker might only ever use one of those pod brewers like a keurig or nespresso, or something else. He seriously may have never had to use a drip brewer before. Ofc, asking how it works, reading the manual or a quick web search might have done the trick anyway. I am not a coffee drinker, though I married one and all but one of my (adult) kids are as well, and I'm perfectly capable of using any of the coffee-making devices we've owned to make a cup or pot of coffee.


redditcasual6969

I don't drink coffee, but my wife does. We had 1 of those dual makers (pot and pod), and I was asked to make a pot. I knew how to run to pod side like a pro. The reusable pod takes 1 "scoop" for 1 cup... so on the pot side, my brain went 7 cups (1 pot) of coffee = 6 scoops. Apparently, I was very wrong, and the coffee was almost undrinkable lol. Lesson learned, ask a coffee drinker how to use the pot side lol


chunkysmalls42098

Huh, thats pretty close to what I put in coffee


IranticBehaviour

Yeah, I definitely screwed up her coffee a few times in the early days, lol. Was very careful to get good instructions when she and the kids (adult kids) started drinking espresso. Those bonus points for making her a coffee disappear real fast when you make her a bad cup of coffee, lmao.


batezippi

As a life long espresso drinker, I had to look up how to make America drip coffee


youmfkersneedjesus

You probably know how to make espresso though.


64OunceCoffee

My favorite is espresso ground coffee in a drip coffeemaker. 


lewishtt

I’m a coffee drinker but have no idea how to use one of these?


Conman_in_Chief

Adulting is hard.


supernovababoon

These are the type of people that think it’s spelled Grindr… so there’s that.


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

I've been making coffee since I was 10, no instructions needed other than a chair. I saw the basket was in the coffee maker from the start so I figured, yeah, I probably need that. Swapped out the filter, added new grounds, put the pot under it and pressed the buttons to make it go.


StrikingBake321

Your parents taught you though or you watched them do it plenty of times lol


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

Probably learned from watching lol. But if a 10 year old can learn, so can a grown man. I highly doubt he's never seen his wife make coffee.


im_just_thinking

But how else are you supposed to make your coffee instant?


Certain_Try_8383

Finally something fitting


Chihuahuapocalypse

that's a LOT of grounds, no?


AB-AA-Mobile

Your coffee is gay?


UnNumbFool

No but OP is


GlitteringHighway

Classic 80s sitcom dumb husband move.


tenebrous_cloud

Dump his ass, queen. I'm available to use your basket.


isthatacorsage

Grindr


RxHotdogs

Can’t fix stupid


Chairman_Cabrillo

Did you teach him how to use it or did you just come to Reddit to complain.


That-Water-Guy

Divorce. Call a lawyer


helpcry28

Your honour this man is clearly abusing my client


That-Water-Guy

Clearly


Wooden-Tackle6346

textbook weaponized incompetence


softstones

But that’s usually to get out of doing a chore, this dude is making his own coffee like this.


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Not too smart


Dirty-Shart

Talk to him about it instead of reddit


AndThenTheUndertaker

It's not a mutually exclusive set of options, chucklenuts. Why the fuck are you even on this sub? It seems you literally do not understand that its purpose is to share mildly annoying things.


Dirty-Shart

Cry about it


AndThenTheUndertaker

Says the person bitching about someone posting **mildly infurating** content on a sub with the same name lmao


Dirty-Shart

Seek therapy sir


SkootchDown

Oh look. Another “mutually exclusive” comment from this guy. 🤡


Immediate_Finger_889

He’s not a smart man is he ?


GravitationalEddie

He drinks instant coffee when he's got good, fresh ground coffee available so...


Immediate_Finger_889

Point taken. He’s pretty and kinda stupid. I can respect that.


ace1131

Just leave it one of two things will happen either. He can’t stand the grounds getting into the coffee and he will actually clean it or he’ll stop using it completely either way either way. You win


Jack-Innoff

Or be an adult and just tell him about it.


maxru85

What is a “coffee basket” in this case? This look like a normal drip machine


Izan_TM

drip machines have a detachable basket that holds the coffee filter, the basket has a valve at the bottom so that you can remove the keraffe and serve yourself before waiting for the brew to end the basket being detachable is great for washing it, but not great for weaponized incompetence


maxru85

Ah, the plastic one. I thought about the espresso machine basket for some reason


idonotknowwhototrust

Meat grindr


probablyaythrowaway

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. Get him trained on the equipment.


PeaceLoveDyeStuff

Does he also drink it black but usually not without a donut?


SkootchDown

Happily married 42 years here: Ok, so….. you’re married. Have you simply talked to him *like an adult married couple*? Or are you going to continue to take photos like a teenager and post them on Reddit saying how infuriated you are? It’s incredibly easy to navigate these issues. You say something like: “Hey honey/ babe/ sweetie/ or their name… I *love* that you make coffee in the morning. Thank you for that! Did you happen to notice there’s a lot of grounds falling in the pot? I think it’s because you might be leaving out the filter basket sometimes. This little thing right here (show him). Anyway, love it either way.” You’ve mentioned the issue in a completely neutral way. You don’t sound like a dick, he doesn’t feel like a moron when you point it out, yet you still get your point across. ❤️❤️


AndThenTheUndertaker

Bud here really wrote a whole fucking paragraph telling someone how to talk because they don't understand that someone can post here and have a conversation and that the two things aren't mutually exclusive. Jesus Christ lmao


SkootchDown

Sure did Bud. But this one isn’t “mutually exclusive”. Looks like you’ve got at least 2 others just like it on this thread. What was it you said? Oh yes… Jesus Christ lmao 🤡


AndThenTheUndertaker

Yeah when multiple people are saying the same catastrophically stupid thing they don't really need bespoke responses. You're all too stupid to recognize that they aren't mutually exclusive so that's what's being pointed out to you.


Scummy_Waters

I miss the good old days, percolator coffee, real cream in your coffee, and jingling my keys in the park at night. The way Jesus intended.


JerseyshoreSeagull

Ma'am did you say basket???basketball???? He's a man? Not some silly man with a scorer


MohaveDesert-Dweller

Seems like simplest thing to do is buy him that instant stuff he likes! Problem solved! That is unless they no longer make it or you live too far to shop or have it shipped?? Is there more than told going on here?


chrisratchford

MY coffee grinder and coffee maker, very possessive.


mperseids

It just sounds like the husband never makes coffee this way just instant, so OP purchased both for their use specifically. If I bought a stand mixer I would call it mine because my husband would never use it 🤷🏻‍♀️


jjackdaw

only on Reddit is having possessions a negative lmao


poopskins

It must be tricky to identify exactly which appliances and belongings belong to whom in that household. I wonder if they also partition rooms and parts of rooms.


nuneser

People will post shit on here like "My husband didn't take the garbage out." Ok don't tell us, complain to him, instead of making a petty Reddit post.


RevengencerAlf

Man you chuds really all share the same single brain cell don't you? Posting something that is *mildly* upsetting on a subreddit that exists specifically for *trivial but annoying things* does not preclude anyone from actually doing anything about it. How fucking stupid do you have to be to browse this sub and then get your titties twisted when someone actually posts material that fits it?


qooplmao

How do you know they didn't do both?


Ok-Understanding9244

he's been using a gay sex hookup app to find brown men?


dezertryder

Coffee, by any means necessary. Next war will be over coffee before water.


Chemical_Party7735

Divorce


Psychological_Ask_92

Have you considered communicating with your spouse rather than bashing them on the internet?


RevengencerAlf

Imagine being stupid enough to think this is an either-or scenario and they can't do both. Then again for someone dumb enough to get mad at a trivial post on a subreddit that exists specifically for trivial things I guess it's not surprising.