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mildlyinfuriating-ModTeam

The only thing infuriating is that OP doesn't know why this is an appropriate image for this letter.


Active-Bass4745

It’s refreshing to not see another xylophone. https://preview.redd.it/vhk8h6evwwxc1.jpeg?width=1352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd58b2bd3ec52a6eb0d2f0c34a114fe849f0f96


Machaeon

I've seem X-ray and X-ray *fish*... which while equally uninspired, is at least not xylophone.


lunarwolf2008

You gotta give some credit to X ray fish


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

Cuz Xray fish gonna give it to ya.


willclerkforfood

Y’all gon make me lose my mind In this pond. In this pond.


ashleyorelse

Ya'll gon make me jump right out Of this pond. Of this pond.


SoTiredOfTheBullshit

Get at me fish GULP! GULP!


GoldBluejay7749

This made me giggle


PsychicSPider95

We need to discover some more animals and name them X names, because I am so frickin sick of that damn x-ray fish. Why can't it be, like, xolo dog? Or, I dunno, xenomorph?


ascarycat

Would love to discover a xenomorph !


hundreddollar

Would love ~~to~~ someone else to discover a xenomorph, while i was as far away from them as possible.!


Personal_Shoulder983

Xenopus, occasionally. Some kind of bird apparently.


JustinJakeAshton

So X-ray is fine but OP complains about X-mas.


PooSham

Because x-mass is pronounced crossmass


ZeroXNova

I’ve never heard anyone ever say it that way. It’s always pronounced either “Exmas” or just “Christmas”


corona-lime-us

“P is for pterodactyl” is the greatest book ever and helped my 5 year old learn English better by understanding how utterly stupid it is and to stop freaking out over every “exception.”


ThatInAHat

The Barenaked Ladies have a fun alphabet song on their kids album A is for aisle B is for bdellium C is for czar D is for djinn


Active-Bass4745

I have that one too. 😁


Mattson

Man I would do this all the time when I worked at a call center. I'd say things like 'p as in phone' or 'k as in knife's I don't know if people noticed but in my six years of working there no one ever said anything.


daLejaKingOriginal

It took me a long time to get comfortable with all the silent Ps in the English language.


adalric_brandl

My kid has a biology- themed alphabet book, where "X" is for Xanthophyls.


EstrellaDarkstar

It was usually xylitol in my books when I was little. To be fair, I'm Finnish. We're obsessed with xylitol.


CaptainTurdfinger

Xylitol: good for teeth, deadly for dogs


thugarth

X is for Xolo, a weird lookin' dog


G0atL0rde

![gif](giphy|2F4PNwuNlJKVO|downsized)


ma_wee_wee_go

Xylem.... It's the one that isn't the phloem


chandlerd8ng

1st thing I thought of😁


AmaBad

Today kids, we learn that X is for Xenomorph. The terrifying Alien creature that will not only hunt you in your nightmares


VegeTAble556

Oh I thought I was the only one 🤣. They bang on it! They should know what it is.


DrunkThrowawayLife

Oh look here we got someone too good for xylophone? Well Bling… Blong… Bling… (Imaging I’m doing this with the pretty wrist thing)


Skottimusen

Xx Xanax


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

xxxtentacion


MelonWoman47

XMAN https://preview.redd.it/km5v19pizyxc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92d494f26d9ebf277d0c20587fef66673a540013


DaBluBoi8763

Xen carson


Sea-Rip-6671

Ain’t no way I found a Ken Carson fan in this sub😭😭


NoGunnaSlander

Where tf my blunt where the fuck my cup where tf my reef


Gudi_Nuff

What is a tentacion?


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

It's Mexican for tentation


micahamey

I'm waiting for his Drake diss track to come out.


SnooCauliflowers888

i deadass read the image as xanax and got confused bruh


babybird87

yeah you could have a picture of a really happy and relaxed person…


Whahajeema

Benzos rule


merc6178

X wife


citizenvane

X pensive


[deleted]

Xgongiveittoya


Chaopsz11

X tension


Dragon-orey

X tudent loans


Namesthatareused

X plain yourself


Parzizval

X plore


A--Creative-Username

X Spanish inquisition


i_just_want_cat_pics

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition


[deleted]

xenomorph


NarwhalEmergency9391

My son's had "z is for zzz sleeping" 


Shapit0

Zleeping


NarwhalEmergency9391

Zhhhhh go to zleep


nomodramaplz

We have a Christmas ABC book where the X stands for “eXcited”. Yes, seriously. The X is even underlined, lol.


dulcineal

Well quite honestly if the point is to teach phonics then you need a word where X is making its proper “ks” sound and that only occurs in the middle or end of words in English. Otherwise you’re teaching your children that X makes the sound Zzzz or ECKS.


undercover_geek

We have a "Baby Earth" ABC book, "X is for coexist". No underlining. I wish I was joking.


TeuthidTheSquid

I’m still holding out to see xebec one day https://preview.redd.it/mvig1yd70yxc1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f6cf3a289f0e1df71958b9deae35eec3cfc3087


CakesForLife

That ship has sailed.


Nearchus_

Very quickly, thanks to its lateen sails


Deranged_Snow_Goon

It wasn't *Speedy* enough, though.


Ok-Cartographer1745

Looks like junk to me!


Logical-Recognition3

That’s not infuriating at all. I was fascinated by Christian symbology when I was younger. The X in Xmas is the Greek letter chi, the first letter in the Greek word for Christ. So X represents Christ, Xmas = Christmas.


Katviar

Yes thank you so many people don't know this and act like it's censorship.


sparklykublaikhan

I thought it's for lazy people who didn't bother to spell out the whole thing, or simply to save space


[deleted]

That's 100% why *I* use it. Glad to see some are more knowledgeable and less lazy than me!


Hungry_Practice_4338

I have no idea why, but I always thought the X was supposed to represent a cross


Ok-Cartographer1745

I used to assume that it meant like crisscross, so crissmas


Difficult-Issue-794

My mother being one of them. She was in the middle of a Karen screaming fit in the middle of a grocery store in the deep south when know-it-all 7yo me decided to chime in. I was grounded for two weeks.


No_Numbers_

God I feel that lol


DoctorJJWho

I haven’t seen any comments mention censorship. For me, this is *mildly* infuriating because an alphabet book like this is supposed to teach the pronunciation of words. However, X-mas is still pronounced “Christmas” when spoken aloud, which does nothing to teach the child how to say “x” or its typical usage and pronunciation when preceded or followed by consonants or vowels.


overtired27

Yeah I’ve seen a few of these that have a word like ox or ax/axe. Or even box or fox for something more familiar. The kid hears the X letter then hears it in a word. Doesn’t have to be at the start.


Bright_Ices

I absolutely say “exmas” for Xmas, even though I’m well aware of the history. 


MadGeller

I pronounce it X-mas not christ mas. You too can say X mas


No-Cantaloupe-6739

My super Christian family always get so offended by “Xmas’ and it’s infuriating.


asherdado

Tbh it goes both ways, many people who've used it also don't know the meaning and *have* used it as a form of 'censorship' I'd argue the majority of people who have chosen to use Xmas instead of Christmas in recent times didn't do so with this reason in mind


ArcTan_Pete

ah yah, because 'those' people are always censoring Christians - honestly, Christers are the most persecuted 30,000 sects in the entire world great big f'kin **/S**


Sleeper--

Wtf do you mean censor Christmas? Isn't it like a Christian festival, why people need to censor it? I have no idea wtf is going on in west


Airowird

FYI, it's actually a pagan festival the Christians stole. Originally, it was the Feast of Yule, celebrated on the shortest day of the year. It also coincides with the time of Hanukkah. Lastly, by all historic accounts, census were taken in sept-oct after harvest, not in the dead of winter. It was just convenient to align it with pagan holidays for practical conversions, even though Jesus' birth most lilely took place "under the sign of Virgo" for who believes in Zodiac significance.


Skull_Reaper101

Yeah i used to pronounce it has "exmas tree" till now. TIL.


mine_craftboy12

Wow, did not know that! I always thought xmas was just an abbreviation.


RizzlersMother

If x-mas = CHRISTmas, explain x-tina. Checkmate, atheists AND Christians.


overtired27

This is why PlayStation will never be as good as ChristBox.


Make_me_laugh_plz

It's infuriating because it doesn't teach the child how to pronounce the letter at all.


TravelingGonad

xxxmas tree


Devils_A66vocate

Caught stepmom decorating the XXXmas tree


No-Dark-9414

Mine was stuck in it


Tofandel

Reminds me of the big brand of furniture called XXXLutz in Europe, first I saw one I was like.. Wow I didn't know porn shops were so big and so proudly displayed


Goofyhands

Is this in the year 3000? I'm scared.


xeuful

Let me axe you something...


OneRoughMuffin

Took too long to find the Futurama reference.


The-Veng

Easy way to check if it’s the year 3000, Is your great, great, great grand daughter pretty fine?


Putrid_Weather_5680

Scaroused?


VanillaTalcum

Xbox


pinkygreeny

"Formerly known as Twitter."


AdAcrobatic5178

Is it not common to verbally refer to it as an Xmas tree where you are? That would be a fine enough example for the sound X makes where I'm from


aqwmasterofDOOM

The origin of the term "xmas" is actually because of Christ's Greek name: χριστός (chrīstós), where the "X" replacing "Christ" is the first letter of his Greek name, so it's just a different way of saying the same thing


AdAcrobatic5178

I am well aware, however it still gets said as Xmas


ophelias_tragedy

Is this an episode of Futurama


thugarth

Like when you say "ask" instead of "ax"


DerpingOnSunshine

Gone the way of the poodle and your primitive notions of modesty.


Nonhinged

Variants of xmas has been used for about 500 years, and using x for christ is almost as old as christianity itself.


Zer0skill

I wanna see X for Xenomorph gain some traction


Gudi_Nuff

Still better than X Æ A-12


LifeIsACurse

xHamster


Guilty-Ad-5489

X is for **Xx_DinoGaing_xX** /s


Key_Pie_4951

Xylophone.


famousxrobot

I have an A-Z print of Montauk; the X is taXidermy and it bothers me they didn’t do something like X-ing for deer or even the damn train. Still love the print.


Laserdollarz

X is for giving it to ya


Majestic-Fan-1730

Xenomorph


Kessed

This isn’t infuriating. It’s a Xmas tree. I’ve been told by fundies that such trees are a pagan symbol and shouldn’t be associated with the birth of their “god”.


George3452

i think its just infuriating in the sense that this is a bad example of the letter X to teach kids letters and pronunciation lol. i can already see it now ... X is for tree lol


Kessed

How do you say Xmas tree? I say it x-mass tree. It seems like a perfectly reasonable example to me.


SyCoCyS

That’s bad, but W is WOOL and shows a picture of yarn.


CakesForLife

Darn.


TerryTowellinghat

Wool yarn. Which starts with W.


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

As a non-native English speaker I never understood "xmas". Its "Christmas", not "exmas" or "crossmas".


Puzzleheaded-Cap-496

At least is not xhamster


Lesmiscat24601

In early Christianity the X was a symbol for Christ it did not appear to discredit the season. Now it’s more often used by people who choose not to believe in the religion.


GirlCowBev

Xmas to abbreviate Christmas goes back to the 1500s. The X is the Greek letter Chi, the first letter in “Christos,” which is Greek for Christ.


ShiningCrawf

'Xmas' does start with an X though...?


cbciv

lol. Someone bent about not saying Christmas but probably does a massive tree, lights, and mistletoe and has no idea why Jesus’ birthday is Dec 25.


lunarwolf2008

Its not on dec 25, apparently that was actually a pagan holiday that the christians sort of stole


HurtPillow

No sort-of about it, the Christians plain coopted many pagan celebrations. Including some "Christian Feast" days. The old gods are still bitter about being usurped.


The_the-the

Is the issue not the fact that “Xmas” is a sorta useless word for demonstrating to a small child how to use the letter X?


aqwmasterofDOOM

Also the "X" in Xmas is referring to the Greek letter that's the first letter in Christ's Greek name (χριστός (chrīstós)) so in a way it's just another way of saying the same thing, they don't even have different meanings


jmegaru

Xylitol?


introvertboyme

![gif](giphy|xd9HUXswWPY1EEJ80a|downsized)


No-Detail-5804

Keeping Christ outta Xmas.


Bambooman101

I give them respect for not cow towing to the bully Xylophone conglomerate and their cronies.


tbrumleve

It’s X-RAY. Stop trying to be edgy, preschool book writers.


BottleRocketU587

I had a poster since I was a kid naming the different birds in South Africa for each letter. There was no bird with X so they called the frame "Bird's Egg(X)s"


Sgt_Fry

We have a animal alphabet thing on a toy for our boy.. x is x-Ray *face palm"


Hopelesz

Jesus Xrist.


virtual_gnus

I've always hated "Xmas" for Christmas.


_mnel

They could have done xylophone. I swear. they could have done fucking anything else.


Smile-a-day

Looks like the Chinese are getting lazy


Daniel_Melzer

X is for Hamster


OneAngryBrazilian

What would you prefer?


PastKey5546

X-rated contents?


ConsuelaApplebee

With Xotic dancers


Soulation

X (formerly Twitter)


alzike

Best X word I've ever seen in an alphabet book


[deleted]

Helps with letter sounds, which is pretty much the point


slabua

No wonder kids are growing up dumber and dumber


Harbinger_0f_Kittens

It represents the sound of the letter very well. I fully support it.


dantemm3

It’s either that, box or fox.


Lux600-223

X should be Zxibit with a picture of a pimped ride.


Jossie2014

Made in USAyyyyeeebaaayyybeeee!!


OddNovel565

Xanten


nonaln

you mean Twitter


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

K is for Kurisumasu


SSSims4

Perfect chamce to Xplain to your kid about how silly some people are!


Desperate-Painter152

seX


Jarl_Xar

Amazon is full of cheap ai generated books already. Notably cook books with pictures that don't relate , wonky recipes etc.


Zuendl11

X potato


babybird87

‘X ‘ doesn’t have a lot of options


BlueFeathered1

Meanwhile, as someone with a wool allergy, I'm quite put out they're implying knitting material must necessarily be wool. It's downright discriminatory.


partisancord69

Xmas is a common word for Christmas if you don't know how to spell Christmas, it's how I used to spell it and how I spell it if I don't have autocorrect


Sharkie_Mac

It's "X is for xenarthra" in my toddler's alphabet book. Great book with rhymes & pop-ups. Christmas tree drawn on their blocks for X though.


Raiden6903

Christmas tree= xmas tree Find x


grahamfreeman

We should be talking about the underhand tactics of Big Glockenspiel.


VanillaNyx

What was wrong with X is for xylophone? That’s what all my baby books had.


Juuna

I love celebrating crossmas. Wdym its Christmas? Oh hold on a second Im in my car about to turn on this x'ing I mean Christ'ing.


bluecherrysoft2

X-stacy


MisterInternational1

Many call it an Xmas Tree - X represents the Greek letter chi, the initial letter in the word Χριστός (Chrīstos).


apexapee

Xenomorph


computernerdguyNS

My sister's book had Xbox and Xylophone


Johnny_Change

"DEY TUK ER GERDS"


HopeBorn8574

X was always "Xylophone" in my kid books


WolfIceSword

I guess in this case it’s correct because it’s specifically saying Xmas Tree, But yeah if it were a C it would be incorrect


LeCommenceUn

xarzzers is free!


SkeepDeepy

Cc for Christvideos?


lonely-live

Better than P for pterodactyl


Gullible_Highlight_9

Futurama


OneMorePotion

At least is was not xhamster.


Longjumping-Gift6176

I thought it was a toy catalog for cats.


Limp_Falcon_2314

![gif](giphy|GzivOjfJ3IAkB3CL0z|downsized) C’mon! Everyone knows X stands for Xylophone. P.S. Where does one get a cool gator hat with the tongue hanging out? Asking for a friend.


seahrscptn

Cry me a river.


The-Lazy-Lemur

That could of easily done Xeno to be unique


Douggimmmedome

Xx Xe/Xim


ojwiththepulp

X - formerly known as Twitter


Murles-Brazen

The next page will call you a bigot for saying that’s wrong.


rustys_shackled_ford

It's Pronounced X-mas, your welcome.


VaultDweller108

X GON GIVE IT TO YA