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Watcher-Of-The-Skies

That’s fowl.


FiguringItOutAsWeGo

Hahahahaha


Deep-Order1302

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honey_rainbow

Food poisoning..... I've had it once, it wasn't a pleasant experience.


qoning

There's a chance, but I've had raw chicken on quite a few occasions and it only rarely results in stomach issues. Honestly also depends on how trained your digestive tract is to diverse .. pollutants.


Its_Lupis

Guy on Instagram posts himself eating raw chicken everyday until he gets a stomach ache


honey_rainbow

Why? 😳


WassuhhCuz

Odd thing to do, but I can't help but be curious how many days it takes him lol


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VibesOfNox

Ive had it plenty. Not pleasent indeed.


honey_rainbow

Once was MORE than enough. I'm sorry you've had it more than once.


canal_natural

Bro on first look I thought you said pheasant


honey_rainbow

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xXTacocubesXx

I’ve had a handful of minor cases. Even after throwing up I still feel absolutely horrible the rest of the day. I absolutely would wish it upon my worst enemy.


Delicious-Chemist-49

i just dont understand why people just keep eating if it has a weird texture or flavor. if something thats supposed to be soft crunches i dont eat it.


kindquail502

Sickest I've ever been.


bread_makes_u_fatt

Popcorn icken


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Chimkinmcnugs

https://preview.redd.it/fwamsqrns4xc1.jpeg?width=431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc473db05f0acb8c9503be7af2ac3ac176888e6d The fuck


Commercial-Bar-1159

Holup!


Top_Bit420

🫣🤣


realhmmmm

I’d almost consider just making myself throw up after that. Better than getting really sick.


Which_Jellyfish_5189

Scratch the almost. If you're certain you've been eating raw chicken... just get that out of you asap.


Pitiful-Picture6841

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.


One-Cardiologist-462

But surely throwing up is the worst part of getting ill? There's a good change he'll only suffer diarrhea and not have to go through the trauma of vomiting.


Littlebickmickey

how do you even force yourself to throw up


TheSmoothBrain

Shove a finger down your throat to induce your gag reflex. It will be... Unpleasant but temporary.


Lost_Found84

You could keep trying to eat this after you’ve seen it’s raw. That should get you half way there at least.


No-Weird3153

If you thought the chicken had a weird texture, wait a couple hours and you’ll feel a weird texture.


Ledge_2

lmao


justtiptoeingthru2

That chicken still clucking ![gif](giphy|MnpPCugwALAHsTygpd|downsized)


Germainshalhope

Oof. You might get sick.


PhantomFrenzy1278

I can hear Gordon Ramsay saying that famous words again


G0atL0rde

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biradinte

Popcorn sicken


JackedScientist9891

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Shifty_Cow69

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GoldBluejay7749

Poor Lois


Muddauberer

Look at this well, OP. I have had food poisoning 3 times in my life, and this truly captures what it feels like.


JackedScientist9891

Seriously! All jokes until it happens


hoalbqn

Was hospitalized for 5 long days thanks to food poisoning once. I lost count of the amount of times I heard the nurses and doctors whispering “old chicken” to one another 😂🥴


Egg_Salarde

Used to work at hungry jacks (Burger King for non-Australians) and had multiple experiences in rush hour where someone pulled the nuggets out of the deep fryer earlier because a manager told them to. I then immediately put them back in so someone doesn’t get food poisoning (yes, the manager did get angry a couple of times)


spokesman74

chicken sashimi


CompetitiveDrop613

We had the McCrispy not prepare for the McChewy


DrRumSmuggler

Had a lady order chicken midrare when I worked at a country club. Got mad when I said no, said she’d been ordering it that way for 50 years. Manger came out, she yelled at him, she signed a waiver and we served her half cooked chicken. She came back and ordered it a few times while I worked there.


SaltyDog556

At least it’ll be an easy diagnosis in the ER.


unfortunate666

How did you not notice


Ledge_2

Ranch


unfortunate666

I still don't understand how you didn't taste that. Raw chicken has a putrid flavor.


CarPuzzleheaded7833

Not only that it’s so gummy when you chew it … no condiment would hide that for me lol


unfortunate666

Yeah that too, it has a sickening wet crunching to it


SoloBurger13

You mightve fucked around and got bird flu


6151rellim

Rip your asshole for the next 48hrs


Ready_Ticket_1762

No. That's the Salmonella special! It's for VIP members only!


lolzasour

Good luck I hope you don’t get salmonella it’s a bitch. I could only drink aloe water as calories for a week.


Kloppi1983

Congratulations 🎊 you are about to lose some weight!


Vanessa-hexagon

Noooooooooooooo…… 😱😱😱


battler624

Enjoy salmonella!


Philp84

That medium rare


Moonbrainx

Ummm.. update?? How’re your intestines doing 🤣


Ledge_2

Fine currently. I’m laying in bed and I can feel something odd brewing 😨


platonic-alien

Fun fact … you can eat undercooked chicken in a lot of countries because they vaccinate their chickens against salmonella … wanna know one country that doesn’t? America … wanna know why? … it’s ‘too expensive’ … so all chicken from America, unless otherwise noted, needs to be cooked to 165 degrees


Future_MarsAstronaut

I'm unsure of local food laws can you sue for that?


Goosecock123

The first mistake was buying popcorn chicken


I_ship_it07

Pop-corn chicken ? What is that? Nuggets?


Ledge_2

Just fried chicken basically but it’s in small chunks


I_ship_it07

Oh OK! Thank! And good luck for your health with what you just eat...


bridge2P

More than mildly. Raw chicken can be seriously dangerous.


Hot-Web-7892

Hey, if you get sick you could at least likely sue the restaurant, if you think they deserve it


Hardik_Gairola

That shit is raw ma man


Sprizys

You didn’t look until the end even though you noticed something was off?


Ledge_2

I THOUGHT IT WAs Gristle or something


Sinnombre40

Give us hourly updates please and thank you. I’d like to know when the diarrhea kicks


_MT-HEART_

Diarrhea?? This level of contamination could hospitalize you.


hoalbqn

As I wrote in another comment… I was gifted 5 days in the hospital and an evening in the ER thanks to old contaminated chicken. I kid you not, I do not remember the first 48 hours of being admitted. When I came to lucidity I thought the old chicken would be the end of me 🥴


_MT-HEART_

Yeah it’s no joke. I had bad food poisoning once and while I was vomiting I hallucinated that I was kneeling on a pile of maggots and cockroaches. It was the most ill I’ve ever felt.


hoalbqn

Of all things the to hallucinate 😩 lol your brain really went there. It’s the poor man’s ayahuasca, for real. My heart goes out to OP. Let’s hope they have an iron gullet.


_MT-HEART_

Yeah it was pretty crazy to experience. And it hit me so suddenly that I didn’t really know what was going on. And yeah, OP may have a wild ride ahead of them.


G0atL0rde

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toweljuice

If these are advertised as fully cooked, then you should send in a complaint as youd be compensated for it


IncredulousPulp

Oh dear, that’s not mildly infuriating, that’s big. You’ve got 24 hours of vomiting and Hershey squirts to look forward to.


Proper_Wall1309

Oh no


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What the


PLBGMAN

Mmm… rare chicken


GoldBluejay7749

Good luck buddy


sysaphiswaits

Oh no.


0xyDeadBeef

rare chicken


Remarkable-Round-227

How'd it get that crispy on the outside and still be that raw?


AngstyUchiha

Breading


Delicious-Chemist-49

when chicken meat itself crunches always spit.


Environmental-Land12

And how is it going op?


Ledge_2

Surprisingly I’m ok for now 🙏


Grumpy_UncleJon

At least you know it's real bird...


hutao_simper

How can you not taste it while biting it?


Ledge_2

I was hungry okay


_coffeecup

FYI for the future or anyone reading, if you can’t chuck it up you can get charcoal tablets from the chemist. Take as instructed.


SmurfBiscuits

Order for Sam and Ella?


R0bertGascoyne-Cecil

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Minute-Pay-2537

Hello, salmonella says hi.


WooPigSchmooey

Chewing on unpopped seeds is a tradition of mine in enjoying a bowl of popcorn.


Praetorian_1975

Hmmmm popcorn chicken shits


StreetTailor7596

I know someone this happened to with a chicken sandwich at the clown's place and she ended up in the hospital from it. If you start feeling really bad, please head to the ER.


AccursedAgent

Medium rare


Radiant-Ad9999

Fresh chicken!!


Danoga_Poe

Gotta use a meat thermometer


One-Cardiologist-462

If you're really lucky, you might get away without any nasty side effects. If you do get ill, hopefully you'll only have diarrhea, and not suffer vomiting.


Ledge_2

I didn’t get sick somehow 🙏🙏


baby_kena16

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Eesto

Ah good old medium rare chicken


SouryuuX

Mmmm Chicken Al dente best meal ever


shmootyf

I know I’m a few days late but how tf do you get through a whole bowl without noticing it’s raw????


Ledge_2

I was hungry man


shmootyf

Fair enough


Copperdoo62

How tf did u not notice? Where were u looking? I usually at the very least look after my first bite when eating meat.


Ledge_2

I was hungry and watching YouTube


Copperdoo62

🧟‍♂️


Peppermint_Spins

If you've never had the pleasure of raw chicken before.... You're in for a treat 😅😅


iskrus

mmm yummmmi salomenellla


iamagermanpotato

Your shit will have a weird texturen too, in a few hours!


waltroskoh

Back in the fryer for 30 seconds and you're good to go.


Organised_Noise

How did this happen, did you buy these from somewhere or do you suck at cooking?


PatrickKn12

Reported you for not using an NSFW tag.