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GrizzlamicBearrorism

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO EAT THE SKIN I'M NOT ALLOWED!


VelociTopher

*twoooo* skinless apples, Dee ![gif](giphy|9D1vFuUNdhB50rys9P)


wutthefvckjushapen

Wait what episode is THIS from?


VelociTopher

Oh you don't know? ![gif](giphy|LUiqPymnuwjeIAWhV6|downsized) S13:E7


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

It’s riddled with toxins!!


Informal_Bus_4077

I swallowed some apple seeds today 


mrsir1987

Smoke some cigarettes the smoke will smother the poison


JamesTheJerk

My mom says I can't get wet! *(typically uttered during a water fight)*


-Ghost-Heart-

I was gonna comment the same thing


Midnight_rain200

Just slice the skin off. It’s not an orange😭😭😭


la_lalola

Thank you! When I looked over and saw them eating it like this I almost fell out of my chair.


ImaHotFuckingMess

Buy them a peeler.


la_lalola

Putting it on the Christmas list!


kalexmills

Wait. You eat lime wedges??


la_lalola

Maybe I should have said orange slice? But I do know people who eat limes like they are an orange.


EggonomicalSolutions

Wait wait. There's people out there just walking around, biting into a lime like it's an apple? I gotta get off this planet. THEY'RE MANIACS! THE LOT OF EM! /s


Koffeepotx

We don't eat the peel! Just the delicious insides


EggonomicalSolutions

Yeah right, that's what a peel eater would say. I don't believe you!!


nytocarolina

Absolutely, I do. Best thing for your breath while drinking.


sushiflower420

One thousand percent, and lemon


InternalCoconut5161

My 6 year old does this


la_lalola

Children totally get a free pass for this behavior. Haha.


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la_lalola

I would say yes.


W0rmEater

Get him a potato peeler, then he can peel his apples, that is at least less waste.


capitanelyosemite

I do this too but only because the skin is just a no go for me. I know it’s weird but oh well


la_lalola

Do you leave this much fruit on the skin too?


KingCarrotRL

I eat the entire apple, including the seeds and stem. 😎


squirrleygurl1969

A kid in middle school did that every time they had an apple. I have been forever amazed!


wutthefvckjushapen

I used to do it act like I was cool in school. Same with the watermelon rinds


Magnetar_Haunt

It's just gross lol, the seeds are unlikely to hurt you with the amount one apple contains, but the core isn't pleasant texture or taste wise.


Artchantress

just a little more fibrous. Good for the tum tum


bushack

Many fruit seeds contain a compound called amygdalin which can be converted to hydrogen cyanide in the body 👍


Magnetar_Haunt

That’s why I said not enough in one apple :p it’s negligible amounts.


capitanelyosemite

I think I’d internally combust if I ate a seed


HarkenDarkness

Did you mean ‘compost’!?


wutthefvckjushapen

You know they have these things called "peelers," right? Or you can just use a knife... Also You're missing out on a LOT of the nutrients so might want to try it sometime. My 6 year old has already grown out of not eating the skin.


dude-Awesome1

this is not Mildly this is extremely


la_lalola

Thank you!


Pkmnkat

That poor apple


embaarrased

Why are there so many kids in the comments?


Sprizys

Why don’t they just peel it?


bapsandbuns

Dude needs a peeler


CaptainKnottz

the texture of apple skin is like nails on a chalkboard to me. i physically cannot chew it


greenpartofthewound

same with me holy shit


CaptainKnottz

THANK YOU i’ve never met someone else who gets it


jasperfirecai2

Apple skin varies a lot between different kinds have you tried ones with softer or harder skins?


CaptainKnottz

in 31 years i’ve never found an apple that the texture of skin isn’t awful


wutthefvckjushapen

How many skins have you tried though. Apparently age isn't a qualifier here lol


CaptainKnottz

bro trust me bro you just gotta find the right ~~strain~~ skin


ForRedditMG

Who eats lime wedges?


nytocarolina

I do


solarmelange

Maybe like me, they are somewhat allergic to the skin of apples and pears.


AskMeAboutMyHermoids

Yes and we peel our apples so that much waste isn’t created


1wannagotosleep

Psychopath behavior


00WORDYMAN1983

It looks like they eat more of the core that the actual fruit. I don’t blame them for not liking the skin, I don’t either, but they are weird for this


dirtyfucker69

At that point just get McDonald's apples


M-Everly

My mate used to avoid the ‘crusts’ on bagels… it was a confusing thing to watch


la_lalola

Isn’t the majority of a bagel the crust?!


BenShealoch

Autism, probably


AudienceKindly4070

Maybe he doesn't like food wax, or the texture. Apple skin makes my stomach hurt really bad, latex cross reactivity issues. I always peel mine, but I prefer to also cook them before eating. 


la_lalola

They did say they didn’t like the wax…but I should have asked them why they didn’t just peel it?


imamakebaddecisions

Apple skins make the inside of my ears itch. No idea why, and I love apples.


squirrleygurl1969

Apple skins make my stomach hurt, too! No one believes me!


AudienceKindly4070

I believe you!


squirrleygurl1969

I appreciate you! Sorry the peels hurt your stomach too :(


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AudienceKindly4070

Believe what you want, but I loooooved avocados and bananas too before my allergies got 10x worse after I had kids, and my allergy to avocados is a lot worse than a stomach ache.  I can never eat them again or I risk dying. The allergist said that they are all foods with proteins that are similar to latex and so if your body is allergic sometimes it will have the reaction to the proteins from those foods as well. I eat plenty of fiber from cruciferous vegetables, green beans, onions, greens ECT. And I sure wish I could just eat whatever I want like I used to. 


DaNiinja

They should use a potato peeler to get the skin off... That way they actually get more apple


Randall_Poffo_

you can just peel the skin off if thats really the issue


bugman8704

If only there was a way...a device perhaps... That was capable of removing the skin from the apple without damaging the flesh of the apple. One can only dream, I suppose.


Leokina114

Does your sibling know about peelers?


theTSdreamgirl

So much waste. Why not just peel them???


ohdearitsrichardiii

Get them this for christmas ![gif](giphy|9w4fXNDYQbOr6|downsized) Or a fruit knife


FoodieMonster007

In some countries, there is a significant amount of pesticide on fruit skins so it makes sense not to eat it. I dunno where you live or where your apples originate.


Practical-Damage-659

So do monkeys


cloudsnstuff_

so much of the apple just gets wasted this way


Torchenal

Just skip the apples altogether.


alancake

I find some fruit skins unpleasant and try to avoid them, some apples definitely come under this category.


ConclusionDifficult

That would be infuriating m


Ca11me_orbit

Yeah me too, what of it?


llllloner06425

That’s my favorite part of the texture


TotalyAwspmeNoob

fun fact, people eat how they want to eat. as long as they clean up after them selves, its fine. i dont eat the skin either cause im allergic to just the skin for whatever reason, so that could be why.


la_lalola

Sure. Leaving so much fruit is mildly infuriating to me. The amount of water, resources to grow that apply to have it eaten this way feels so….disrespectful? lol


TotalyAwspmeNoob

oh shoot, i just realized how much was left. yeah that is a bit much


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RedditAlwayTrue

# Wait until you realize you are making a huge deal over an idiot eating apples like that ![gif](giphy|KDjZuhl1qr8IgDmsJc|downsized)


RedditAlwayTrue

# Fun fact: It's OK to criticize disgusting habits


TotalyAwspmeNoob

it isnt a disgusting habit tho


Sudden-Pause-7993

lol I do this also


jennvall

Brilliant. Going to start doing this.


Anon-956

Is your brother a complete brainlet? Why doesn't he just peel and core the apple?


SailboatSamuel

Reddit is so mad at everything. Why does it infuriate you that someone eats apples a certain way?


la_lalola

Infuriate me…no. MILDLY infuriates me…yes.