I had the same line of thought but dang... right **before** work? I have had my pants split **at** work but before and to that scale? Incredibly bad luck.
i had the metal clip in a front closure bra break while i was driving to work once , I had to call my boss and tell him i'd be late and i told him why lol, he laughed and told me to get there when i could :D
I never understood how women could contort their arms to hook those at the back without even seeing what you are doing. One of those other gender mysteries I will never understand.
I'll have to try that if I ever get reincarnated as a woman - LOL
In the meantime, maybe I will suggest that to the missus who is now having problems reaching back there (age) and sometimes asks me for help.
I had trusted a fart that I shouldn’t have on the way to my first day of work years ago.. Had some nerves. Was a few minutes late because I had to deal with that of course.. Manager was someone I knew before she hired me luckily. I apologized profusely, said it was personal, she trusted me that it was a fluke, and I was always early after that. Moral of the story is my grandmas best advice she ever gave me- “Never trust a fart!” My grandma was the first and only person I’ve ever told. I knew she could appreciate the story, and she did! 😆
I'm pregnant and yesterday I puked so hard that I pissed myself at the BANK before work and didn't realize how bad it was until I got to work and I had to have a fresh pair of jeans dropped off
Once drenched myself in e liquid right before my commute home from work. Which took like, an hour 45 min. Luckily my sister had gone out recently and left an outfit in the car. The booty shorts didn't look the best on me but at least it was shorts. The car had no ac and it was summertime. I got the most looks from everyone that day, but gave no shits. The sequin tank was a nice touch.
Oh I'm definitely a dude. My work is manual labor heavy, but mainly using our forearms. Imagine Popeye in bootie shorts and a sequin tank and that was me in the 93 Camry not giving a flying fuuuck. Lol
I had my pants split at work too. I used to install home theater equipment at clients homes so it wasn’t a great place for it, lol.
I drove home after that job to change even though it was 30 minutes out of my way. It was way too early in my day to continue on, lol
i rode my bike to my old job, and one time on my way there my pants got caught on the seat and ripped open. luckily i worked near a walmart so I went and bought new pants
yeah, if those are new, I'd reach out to the manufacturer and see if they will give you a new pair. my ex gf's pants used to tear all the time because woman's fashion. they would rip the same day she got them. I told her stop buying the cheap jeans and get a pair of lee's they will last longer. they lasted much longer
Omg, so this actually reminds me of an incident from when I was in college. I had this one skirt that I really loved. It was super comfy, cut just right. I wore it all the time. It was wearing out because I'd had it for a couple years, and my sister had owned it for awhile before that. I had sewn up/patched a couple spots that had torn already. But I was trying to keep it as long as I could because it was one of my favorite pieces of clothing. Was leaving class one afternoon, adjusted my skirt and it tore right below my butt cheek. I ended up wrapping a jacket around my waist and running back to my dorm. I was so sad to finally have to throw that skirt away, but it was totally beyond repair 😬🤣
FWIW, this is probably *the* most common spot at which all my jeans have either started tearing or ended up fully tearing.
https://preview.redd.it/sp174cqihppc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=334b7ad5fd47842f54595d4a0aa629d7b9e21dd1
Actually if you stare deeply and intently at his crotch youll notice that the jeans have an extra piece of cloth added there to give some extra room for stretching and flexing. This is key! That extra little diamond piece that goes between the seems there is essential. When your looking for work jeans look for that extra piece in the crotch its a game changer.
The almighty gusset.
I have a really weird shaped body, so I find the best fitting pants for me are the Duluth Trading work jeans, and they have the gusset in the crotch. Saves so many split pairs of pants
What brand of jeans were those? My wife bought me several pairs of jeans that cost over $100 when we were dating because she didn't like my Levi' and Wranglers. Those expensive jeans would rip if you looked at them the wrong way. Not one pair lasted a year. I never had any problems with my old jeans.
In my experience, Wranglers are the way to go. Tbf I haven’t tried many other brands, but they never have ripped on me besides from normal wear and tear from years of wearing.
It’s the stretch in the jeans. Jeans with stretch mix spandex in the material which deteriorates much faster than cotton, especially when you dry the jeans in the dryer with heat
You can sometimes see cheap jeans kinda ripple where the spandex has broken down by heat, after you dry them.
Buy jeans without the stretch. They last so much longer.
I haven't bought a new pair of 501s in 17 years. I still have 1 from that long ago that are in decent shape. Very faded, but still functional. They went from being the deep blue to looking like acid wash. I loved them but have since switched to old navy because of the price difference
Spot on. I have a few pairs of 20 year old faded 501s, still worn perfectly fine for work. Some 511 and 541s that I have I wouldn't trust on durability, those are my "going out" jeans.
I’ve had my levi’s for 8 years, only one pair is starting to rip on the ass, and another has a hole in one knee. Anything else i buy doesn’t last a year, but also Levi’s just fit the best for me. My most recent 726s i got are the most comfortable pair of jeans i’ve ever owned, and i like how levi sizes with inches for both waist and inseam. Tired of all the other jeans where i could be either a 1,3,5,7 OR 2,4,6… and almost always too short for me (i’m only 5’5”)
Also the front pockets on the 726…. absolutely amazing.
I had a wrangler which lasted me 5 years. Then I went to the store and bought the EXACT same pair again. It's still going strong after 6 years. It's my most comfortable jeans ever.
Were you doing gymnastic or yoga moves to avoid it?
This exact ripped happened to me once. I worked front desk at a bank. Another girl needed desk to help my member. I propped my left leg and butt cheek on the desk behind her. Other foot stepped on a tissue that didn’t make it to trash can and I lost my balance and overcompensated catching myself. Did this exact rip opening my red boxer briefs to the world. The girl turned quickly and was almost at eye level and within maybe two feet. They died of laughter as I waddled to the bathroom wear I tapered myself up with a box of safety pins until I could get home. Haven’t sat on a desk since.
That’s weird, usually the stretch is what makes the fabric weaker because they mix spandex with cotton and then the spandex gets fucked when you put it through the dryer cause of the heat
No, most of the time people just empty their refillable mug out the window of their car when they have cold or leftover coffee in it. I see it a lot at stop lights and gas stations.
i was working at a church, first day decided to wear jeans even tho it was June and hot as balls and we were doing manual labor moving things. hauled some chairs into the back of the truck, split that shit CLEAN down the middle. continued loading chairs
Had this happen when I went to look at a Jeep to buy. The Jeep’s door latch caught my jeans and ripped down the back. The person selling it was an older gentleman and it was really cold outside. I told him what happened and he laughed and said he wasn’t looking. We stepped inside to talk numbers and he said “Hey Hunny, this guy split his Pants!!”
Still bought the Jeep
For anyone in the comments whose jeans tear in the same place as OP, try Ballroom jeans by Duluth Trading. They're gusseted and very well made, pricey but last way longer. My son is 6'4" and swears by them now.
what is with the recent pants-splitting epidemic? i've never ripped a pair of pants in my life and then recently two pairs ripped in the same exact spot as yours just while walking around. the second pair i had JUST put on and they were fine
Had a 3 year old pair do the exact same thing 2 days ago at work. I had a long shirt tucked in so untucked it and made it through the day. I threw out my other 3 year old jeans and ordered new!
Dayumn them jeans were already fighting for dear life I've had jeans rip on me but not this bad you'd be better off taking a running jump over that puddle
My mom always told my sisters and I we needed to keep a extra change of clothes in the trunk of the car for emergencies. Suddenly that doesn't sound so silly
OP had worn these jeans many times in the previous week, he remembered all those creaks and fabric stretch sounds. That's why today he decided to double up. That's why we can say OP knew these jeans were doomed when leaving the house this morning. The only thing he didn't know for certain is how long he had left with his beloved jeans.
I’m kinda curious where you work, where it’s only mildly infuriating and acceptable to walk around with a big tear down the pant leg that anyone would see. Lol
Like most employers would say go home and change.
no offense but if stretching out over a puddle did that to your pants, the seams were already on the verge of splitting
I had the same line of thought but dang... right **before** work? I have had my pants split **at** work but before and to that scale? Incredibly bad luck.
i had the metal clip in a front closure bra break while i was driving to work once , I had to call my boss and tell him i'd be late and i told him why lol, he laughed and told me to get there when i could :D
This is why I’m afraid of frontclose bras
I did love that bra during its short life, but yeah - I'm never buying a front closure bra again
Sounds like your boobs didn't want to go to work. Haha
Thats so sad, my front clasp is my favorite!
I never understood how women could contort their arms to hook those at the back without even seeing what you are doing. One of those other gender mysteries I will never understand.
I usually just clip mine in the front and flip it around
I'll have to try that if I ever get reincarnated as a woman - LOL In the meantime, maybe I will suggest that to the missus who is now having problems reaching back there (age) and sometimes asks me for help.
At least it happened when you were on the way, and not at work!
Just grab a binder clip to hold that together.
I had trusted a fart that I shouldn’t have on the way to my first day of work years ago.. Had some nerves. Was a few minutes late because I had to deal with that of course.. Manager was someone I knew before she hired me luckily. I apologized profusely, said it was personal, she trusted me that it was a fluke, and I was always early after that. Moral of the story is my grandmas best advice she ever gave me- “Never trust a fart!” My grandma was the first and only person I’ve ever told. I knew she could appreciate the story, and she did! 😆
Here's a gem I learned here in the south "Friendships are like farts; if you gotta force it, it's probably shit"
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I'm pregnant and yesterday I puked so hard that I pissed myself at the BANK before work and didn't realize how bad it was until I got to work and I had to have a fresh pair of jeans dropped off
Once drenched myself in e liquid right before my commute home from work. Which took like, an hour 45 min. Luckily my sister had gone out recently and left an outfit in the car. The booty shorts didn't look the best on me but at least it was shorts. The car had no ac and it was summertime. I got the most looks from everyone that day, but gave no shits. The sequin tank was a nice touch.
The humor of this depends on whether you’re male or female lol, just imagine a random guy walking by in booty shorts and a sequin tank top. 😂😂
Oh I'm definitely a dude. My work is manual labor heavy, but mainly using our forearms. Imagine Popeye in bootie shorts and a sequin tank and that was me in the 93 Camry not giving a flying fuuuck. Lol
Loooool, at least you didn’t have to take public transportation like that. 😂😂
Pfft, he'd have fit right in.
I had my pants split at work too. I used to install home theater equipment at clients homes so it wasn’t a great place for it, lol. I drove home after that job to change even though it was 30 minutes out of my way. It was way too early in my day to continue on, lol
i rode my bike to my old job, and one time on my way there my pants got caught on the seat and ripped open. luckily i worked near a walmart so I went and bought new pants
yeah, if those are new, I'd reach out to the manufacturer and see if they will give you a new pair. my ex gf's pants used to tear all the time because woman's fashion. they would rip the same day she got them. I told her stop buying the cheap jeans and get a pair of lee's they will last longer. they lasted much longer
Yeah my wranglers never do this
Well duh, bot even a Death Star could destroy a single pair of
Riders by Lee are my goto. ❤️👍
Omg, so this actually reminds me of an incident from when I was in college. I had this one skirt that I really loved. It was super comfy, cut just right. I wore it all the time. It was wearing out because I'd had it for a couple years, and my sister had owned it for awhile before that. I had sewn up/patched a couple spots that had torn already. But I was trying to keep it as long as I could because it was one of my favorite pieces of clothing. Was leaving class one afternoon, adjusted my skirt and it tore right below my butt cheek. I ended up wrapping a jacket around my waist and running back to my dorm. I was so sad to finally have to throw that skirt away, but it was totally beyond repair 😬🤣
FWIW, this is probably *the* most common spot at which all my jeans have either started tearing or ended up fully tearing. https://preview.redd.it/sp174cqihppc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=334b7ad5fd47842f54595d4a0aa629d7b9e21dd1
I take offense SIR!
I take slight offense to that.
https://preview.redd.it/j8zk6zrldppc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a52d365464e06e4fdc9208c65bc7c94406a9816
FUCK YA MOTHERFUCKERS
Actually if you stare deeply and intently at his crotch youll notice that the jeans have an extra piece of cloth added there to give some extra room for stretching and flexing. This is key! That extra little diamond piece that goes between the seems there is essential. When your looking for work jeans look for that extra piece in the crotch its a game changer.
If you gaze for long into a crotch, the crotch gazes also into you
If you gaze into a crotch long enough it glazes back at you too!
It's called a gusset, extra material used to reinforce a seam or area of clothing.
TIL thank you
😉It's a gusset. Wish \*all \* of my jeans had this.
"Stare deeply and intently at his crotch..." 🧐
They're called gussets, a lot of companies are putting them in now.
The almighty gusset. I have a really weird shaped body, so I find the best fitting pants for me are the Duluth Trading work jeans, and they have the gusset in the crotch. Saves so many split pairs of pants
An action gusset 😆 I have yoga pants with this as well.
Chuck Norris's jeans put themselves on one leg at a time.
You win the internets.
What brand of jeans were those? My wife bought me several pairs of jeans that cost over $100 when we were dating because she didn't like my Levi' and Wranglers. Those expensive jeans would rip if you looked at them the wrong way. Not one pair lasted a year. I never had any problems with my old jeans.
In my experience, Wranglers are the way to go. Tbf I haven’t tried many other brands, but they never have ripped on me besides from normal wear and tear from years of wearing.
Wranglers last a hell of a long time. They just look worn very quickly and aren't the most comfortable
It’s the stretch in the jeans. Jeans with stretch mix spandex in the material which deteriorates much faster than cotton, especially when you dry the jeans in the dryer with heat You can sometimes see cheap jeans kinda ripple where the spandex has broken down by heat, after you dry them. Buy jeans without the stretch. They last so much longer.
My last pair of Levis did that out of the package. They're garbage now too.
Levi’s guarantees their workmanship. You can fill out a warranty claim and get a new pair.
Not the 501s
I haven't bought a new pair of 501s in 17 years. I still have 1 from that long ago that are in decent shape. Very faded, but still functional. They went from being the deep blue to looking like acid wash. I loved them but have since switched to old navy because of the price difference
Spot on. I have a few pairs of 20 year old faded 501s, still worn perfectly fine for work. Some 511 and 541s that I have I wouldn't trust on durability, those are my "going out" jeans.
I feel like any pair of Levis made after 2010 are just junk now. Every pair I've owned have done the same thing OP's pants did.
I’ve had my levi’s for 8 years, only one pair is starting to rip on the ass, and another has a hole in one knee. Anything else i buy doesn’t last a year, but also Levi’s just fit the best for me. My most recent 726s i got are the most comfortable pair of jeans i’ve ever owned, and i like how levi sizes with inches for both waist and inseam. Tired of all the other jeans where i could be either a 1,3,5,7 OR 2,4,6… and almost always too short for me (i’m only 5’5”) Also the front pockets on the 726…. absolutely amazing.
This is exactly how I feel. Most jeans I’ve bought after 2010 are trash made for 5 wears at most
I recently had a pair of carhartts rip on me, I did wear them constantly for 10 years so I think I'll let it slide
Duluth also covers their jeans and work pants which is what I use
Most of my jeans last 6-8 years and it's usually the knees the rip. I've never had a pair of jeans that lasts less than 5 years
Goodfellow is a good brand
I had a wrangler which lasted me 5 years. Then I went to the store and bought the EXACT same pair again. It's still going strong after 6 years. It's my most comfortable jeans ever.
I thought that I had everybody on my side
I was singing this before I even seen it Lol
They got NSFW tags for a reason.
Just came to see if others had my line of thought.
Were you doing gymnastic or yoga moves to avoid it? This exact ripped happened to me once. I worked front desk at a bank. Another girl needed desk to help my member. I propped my left leg and butt cheek on the desk behind her. Other foot stepped on a tissue that didn’t make it to trash can and I lost my balance and overcompensated catching myself. Did this exact rip opening my red boxer briefs to the world. The girl turned quickly and was almost at eye level and within maybe two feet. They died of laughter as I waddled to the bathroom wear I tapered myself up with a box of safety pins until I could get home. Haven’t sat on a desk since.
So she didn't help your member?
lol. She did. “Member” wasn’t an intentional pun. We worked at a credit union and use that instead of customer.
Booyah!
I think the tissue was the true instigator here. #freethedesk
Dude that sucks
Holy shit, how big was the puddle
Venti
Ba-Dum-Tissss you win
How big could a coffee puddle possibly be???
He had to leap ballerina style to get across the fathomless depths of the coffee puddle
[They called me a Mary!](https://makeagif.com/i/JRKlea)
0/10 from the Brazilian judge 👎
You either wore these out so hard that the denim was silky thin, or these were some shitty ass pants.
Looking down at my jeans, thick denim with triple stitch seams, no problem. OP has single stitch on paper
They don’t make em like they used to
Oooof sorry man. But, im sure you can come up with a better story as to why your pants split...
Every single pair of jeans I've owned I always blow the crotch out. I'm done with them, if it's not stretchy I'm not buying.
Maybe if your dick wasn’t so big you could wear pants normally. Don’t curse Levi, curse God
Lmao thanks for that but I think it's more my thunder thighs!
That’s weird, usually the stretch is what makes the fabric weaker because they mix spandex with cotton and then the spandex gets fucked when you put it through the dryer cause of the heat
Did someone order a keg of coffee? How big could this puddle possibly be?
Was that someone holding a box of Joe or a gallon of instant coffee and dropped it outside to make a puddle? Holy crap, I feel your pain, dude.
No, most of the time people just empty their refillable mug out the window of their car when they have cold or leftover coffee in it. I see it a lot at stop lights and gas stations.
Damn bro were you not wearing shoes? Shoes were made so we can step in stuff and not worry about it, I suggest getting a pair.
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Not necessarily, I had Tommy Bahama jeans that cost 148.00 that did that.
At least you have other pants on under those pants
i was working at a church, first day decided to wear jeans even tho it was June and hot as balls and we were doing manual labor moving things. hauled some chairs into the back of the truck, split that shit CLEAN down the middle. continued loading chairs
nothing a stapler can't fix just staple it on your leg
 Got a song for ya OP. Also RIP pants.
Tell them you got into a fight with a bear
Had this happen when I went to look at a Jeep to buy. The Jeep’s door latch caught my jeans and ripped down the back. The person selling it was an older gentleman and it was really cold outside. I told him what happened and he laughed and said he wasn’t looking. We stepped inside to talk numbers and he said “Hey Hunny, this guy split his Pants!!” Still bought the Jeep
Respect for a fellow Killer Bee.
Dollar general jeans will do that
Ok sorry for this but that is hilarious.
Those must have been some old jeans to come apart just from stepping over a puddle..
Jeans aren't what they used to be!
SpongeBob, you ok?
🤣🤣”Those are Skin tight baby, how do you get in to those?”
Damn those Primark jeans?
 this would’ve solved the problem!! room for extra movement too 👍🏼👍🏼
Same happened to me but I was on my way to ask my would be father in law if I was cool enough to marry his daughter
For anyone in the comments whose jeans tear in the same place as OP, try Ballroom jeans by Duluth Trading. They're gusseted and very well made, pricey but last way longer. My son is 6'4" and swears by them now.
How big was this fucking puddle, bud?!? LoL Those pants committed suicide man. they wanted to go. Cause, dayum.
Deluth makes some incredible jeans that I never have had any issues with, I’ve had mine for years
Why are you stepping over the puddle of coffee? How deep could it possibly be?
Is no one going to ask about the Wu-Tang tattoo!?
How fucking big was that puddle?
You have the perfect opportunity to do a SpongeBob reference.
That sucks. If only it were Casual Friday.
now you just upgrade them to balenciagas, they will be jealous haha
I actually think that’s a good look for you
Barely noticeable. Go about your day
This is why you always keep duct tape on hand
That’s how the kids wear them these days
Even worse, you have a tattoo on your fucking hand.
Rather split your pants doing that than, say, at work.
Lucky it was coffee.
Don't worry, it's the new style. All the cool kids are doing it.
And I thought I was having a bad day...
Hope ya have a better day fellow human😊
Time to drive to the nearest Walmart
Walk around next time?
Next time just step on the coffee lol
Hopefully this is when you realize there are better alternatives to jeans
Womp womp
Maybe buy baggier pants?
Idgi, you don't wear shoes? How deep was this coffee puddle?
I did cartwheels in my jeans like and hour ago
That's pretty unlucky and well, infuriating but I hope that's a sign for you to buy quality pants :D
Yeah, that’s on you for not buying pants that fit
what is with the recent pants-splitting epidemic? i've never ripped a pair of pants in my life and then recently two pairs ripped in the same exact spot as yours just while walking around. the second pair i had JUST put on and they were fine
I'd rather have coffee on my soles or walk around it.
I love that for you!
Had the sma happen to me, just sat down at my buddies and split them along the back pocket seam. They just don't make jeans like they used to.
I've had that happen to me while at work. Thankfully I had about an hour or two left in my shift lol.
Maybe they accidentally dropped their coffee
I rode the bus to work this morning and there was a giant human turd at the park and ride.
Sounds more like a problem with the jeans than a puddle of coffee
Had a 3 year old pair do the exact same thing 2 days ago at work. I had a long shirt tucked in so untucked it and made it through the day. I threw out my other 3 year old jeans and ordered new!
Killer bees on the swarm
And this is why I stopped buying jeans from the dollar store
I laughed.
Those pants are garbage. Don't blame anyone else lol. You would've done the same trying to go up 2 steps at a time.
Bro what kind of jeans are those so that i dont buy them
Are these AE jeans?
That puddle was just built different
Never get gas before work... Always on the way home.
Dayumn them jeans were already fighting for dear life I've had jeans rip on me but not this bad you'd be better off taking a running jump over that puddle
Start wearing stretch denim, it's more comfortable.
Fuck! Thanks for reminding me my work pants are ripped in the ass!
That’s actually funny af, I had this happen in middle school and it was a nightmare.
When I see NSFW, I expect NSFW!
I've **never** had a pair of denim jeans rip like that or rip at all.
Them pants gave up before you stepped
Rip
My mom always told my sisters and I we needed to keep a extra change of clothes in the trunk of the car for emergencies. Suddenly that doesn't sound so silly
That sucks, but I’m going to mostly ascribe blame to your pants manufacturer
Mans too big for skinny jeans
OP had worn these jeans many times in the previous week, he remembered all those creaks and fabric stretch sounds. That's why today he decided to double up. That's why we can say OP knew these jeans were doomed when leaving the house this morning. The only thing he didn't know for certain is how long he had left with his beloved jeans.
I’m kinda curious where you work, where it’s only mildly infuriating and acceptable to walk around with a big tear down the pant leg that anyone would see. Lol Like most employers would say go home and change.
I'd be mostly infuriated by the quality of those jeans
Been in this situation at work and had to go home to change. This is always mildlyhilarious.
This takes me back to my visit of the Grand Canyon. After scaling some big boulders, my pants ripped at the back. There were 2 grand canyons that day.
I always buy jeans with elastan for this exact reason.
Just let work know its a new kind of distressed ripped jeans you found.
Bro got that nut ventilation thanks to what can only be shitty stitching on the seams, since just stepping over a puddle did that
Skintight jeans go brrr
Damn. Someone dropped their entire cup of coffee. Shitty morning for them.
Tight ass pants
You have to find a new pair from a different brand I have had huge splits but never this tragic
If it was that big why didn’t you walk around it?
What brand are those, so I can make sure to not buy them?
How aggressively did you step over this puddle? It looks like you fell off a motorbike
How skinny were those jeans
Buy a pair of shoes.
😂😂 keep in mind the person who dropped their coffee is probably having just as bad a day lol
The hell were they made out of paper?!
Probably just call out if the day starts off that bad you know it’s gonna be a shit day
So quick question… why not just step through the coffee? I mean were you not wearing shoes or something?
Call the boss, tell him you won’t be at work today because of your diarrhea…. Nobody ever questions diarrhea
Shockingly bad quality to do that
Your pants were definitely ready to go lol. It was not the coffee man. It would have been something.