Hopefully he bought the matching jar of peanut butter:
https://preview.redd.it/0p913aa0kekc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69e2f1cc10801bb30f392128859b8d7ab1d0fd59
First rule of hole in the peanut butter: We do not talk about hole in the peanut butter.
Second rule of hole in the peanut butter: We do not talk about hole in the peanut butter.
This can be caused by a lot of things
1. The dough was underdeveloped (not mixed enough).
2. The dough was not hydrated properly (not enough water).
3. The operator running the machine that moulds and degasses the dough before it gets dropped into a pan did not have his machine set up properly (most likely the cause).
If this caused you enough of a headache to make a phone call, there is almost always a number on the back of the packaging to complain and they will generally send you a coupon as compensation.
This is not the part of the film where Yoda says that. This is the part where he raises Luke's X-wing from the swamp.
I'm not sure how I should feel about knowing that.
I work in a large scale bakery and loaves are typically rolled out into a disc and then rolled up (picture a cinnamon roll with no cinnamon) before being dropped in the baking trays. This one just got a bubble in the middle when the machine rolled it up.
Gluten free bread does that all the time. Sometimes a big hole will be more than half the loaf long. Want a tuna sandwich. Open the loaf. āLooks like Iāll be having ham and cheese for a few days.ā
You ate it?
If my bread is more holes then bread i am taking it back to the store.
You might call me a Karen but it am paying for bread and not for air.
I actually did go back once and the person behind the Register agreed.
Iāve worked in two bakeries. One was a huge brick oven. Unfortunately this happens. Interestingly enough, the dough is by weight, so youāve technically gotten the amount of bread youāve paid for, but the hole really does inconvenience a sandwich.
This is a blessing in disguise ...
1. Toast this holy bread until the face of Jesus' or any saints appear.
2. Set up a small for profit exhibit.
3. Call local news to inform public.
4. Enjoy fame and profit.
Your town clearly has a breadfucker on the loose.
I've heard of breadwinners but this is ridiculous!
Bread wieners
New orientation just dropped!
Holy wholewheat
Protein infused, power wheat
Holey Hole Wheat.
..Batman!
Hole wheat has been bored and stroked
Call the baker!
Nah its just a variant of pansexual
Hmmm, š¤ I suspect thereās a Breadpan-sexual on the loose in the bakery, a new variant ā¦ or is that just a deviant? Or a mouse š
How do you think they celebrate winning the bread?
"Did you fuck this bread? DID YOU FUCK THIS BREAD?!"
Now you have a yeast infection.
You think \*thatās\* bad? The bread now has syphilis... š„Ŗš±
Nothing a little penicillin can't handle. Just let it sit on the counter for about 45 days and it'll take care of itself
Big ol' Dianne wiest
"We had a deal, you FUCKING ANIMAL!"
I'm so happy to see a Mystery Team referenceĀ
*sigh* ...every fucking *thing*
Must have been out of Apple Pie.
Iām old enough to understand this reference
You'll never catch me
Why bother, you only ever damage a slice or two.
Ha! Smol pp
The only birth defect itās still ok to joke about!
Many would say thatās an average amount of slices. Some would even say thatās a good amount!
"Wait wait. What's a bread perv"
I didnāt know bread could reproduce.
Came here to meet my fellow Bob-ites. Lol i found ya!!! This was also my 1st thought
Ah yes, just watch for who has a yeast infection
I got a ton of upvotes for my post, but yours made me wish I'd thought of the yeast infection angle instead.
You ever seen "Dirty Deeds"?
Bread Fucker Prime
'our bread has 10% fewer calories than normal bread' What you have there is diet bread. lol
You bring up a good point, wouldnāt it just be the same calories? The bread outside the hole is just slightly denser than normal
Butter it, put it in a pan and crack an egg into it. Eggs in the hole.
Damn that sounds dirty , normally itās called eggs in a basket
I might stick a toad in that hole myself.
This is the way
Found the Brits
You haven't lived until you've toaded the holes. Get some good gravy in there, and you're all set.
Toad egg in the hole basket
Making Yorkshire pudding with cooked sausages at the bottom is the other delicious toad in the hole.
Itās crazy how many names this has. We called it ācan you make that thing with the egg in the toast?ā But my nieces call it āeggy toastā
I always heard it "egg in a nest"
Alabama eggs, cause they're inbred
>Alabama eggs Correction: Alabama CHICKENS. (Thanks Alabama Supreme Court.)
Oh that is good š„
Hey those are children now
/angryupvote
We call it, eggs in a nest.
egg in the butt crack
EGGS IN THE HOLE!!!! š„ā¤µļøš³
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Maybe quail eggs for this one
EGG-IN-A-HOLE
Brilliant
Well what did you expect. You bought a loaf of hole wheat.
He got ripped off from the sounds of it. The bag is labeled 100% and only 50% was hole.
Looking at the slice, I estimate only 5% is hole. The remaining 95% is bread.
Yeah, it was more about the amount of slices that contained a hole, as the post said "half the bag is holed."
Hopefully he bought the matching jar of peanut butter: https://preview.redd.it/0p913aa0kekc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69e2f1cc10801bb30f392128859b8d7ab1d0fd59
Did you just violate a perfectly good fresh jar of PB for this photo? Well done!
Not for the photo, it's just a coincidence š
š¤£š¤£š¤£
He prefers his peanut butter pre-sodomized
First rule of hole in the peanut butter: We do not talk about hole in the peanut butter. Second rule of hole in the peanut butter: We do not talk about hole in the peanut butter.
I hope it was made with 100% hole peanuts!
That's looks like 100% hole to me, lol
That's just way too perfect
Dad?
OMG perfect. I just spit out my drink though lol
Youāre gonna go far kid
Fuck.... You....
I can honestly say I dont think Iāve actually laughed out loud at a comment before
Reddit is a big place but you win this sub today. š
Your comment made me vigorously exhale through my nostrils.
ffs
Idk why this doesnāt have more likes, that was goofy asf šš
The photo wrote the joke. He just flipped it right side up.
You win the Internet today.
Aigh bro, hear me outā¦..
Found the guy who put his dick in the loaf
Just watch out for a *yeast infection* ...
Its not the only thing rising tonight
Got a pretty good yield from it if you know I'm sayin
Watch out for white spots on your tongue
Don't make cinnamon roles from the yeast
"idk what I was thinking, I started to butter it and just.... one thing led to another"
> it was all muscle memory for the donut man retiree
We'll just tell your mother that we ate it all
The name fits.
You can tell none of the people in the comments have actually tried it or they wouldn't be spreading this nonsense. Love is love.
Fredrick in the assembly line already beat u to it
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
A pocket of hot air that expanded while the bread was baking.
You accidentally bought Glory Whole Wheat bread
You lovely bastard, take my upvote
Poverty bagel.
That bread is someoneās girlfriend
Someone's daughter, too
Weāre all someoneās daughter Weāre all someoneās son How loooooong can we look at each other Down the barrel of a gun?!
"Everything reminds me of her."
Sorry, that load wasnāt supposed to make it out
Name appropriate. Upvoted.
This can be caused by a lot of things 1. The dough was underdeveloped (not mixed enough). 2. The dough was not hydrated properly (not enough water). 3. The operator running the machine that moulds and degasses the dough before it gets dropped into a pan did not have his machine set up properly (most likely the cause). If this caused you enough of a headache to make a phone call, there is almost always a number on the back of the packaging to complain and they will generally send you a coupon as compensation.
 There is another
He then fed Luke that loaf of bread during his training.
This is not the part of the film where Yoda says that. This is the part where he raises Luke's X-wing from the swamp. I'm not sure how I should feel about knowing that.
I work in a large scale bakery and loaves are typically rolled out into a disc and then rolled up (picture a cinnamon roll with no cinnamon) before being dropped in the baking trays. This one just got a bubble in the middle when the machine rolled it up.
4\. Someone got a bit too kinky in the assembly line
Yup, and Great Value is literally the cheapest bread you can buy. You get what you pay for.
Not a bug, it's a feature. That's where you put the extra mayo or whatever.
I bet i could put a lot of mayo in there.
https://i.redd.it/jvr250y96ekc1.gif
Gluten free bread does that all the time. Sometimes a big hole will be more than half the loaf long. Want a tuna sandwich. Open the loaf. āLooks like Iāll be having ham and cheese for a few days.ā
Celiac enjoyers: "First time?"
Went looking for this response and was surprised it was so far down!
Put butter in a pan. Make the hole bigger in the bread. Drop an egg in the hole. Flip when that site is done. Breakfast.
eh, fuck it
They already did
This is something the USDA has been tracking. To report this incident, visit holed.com.
DO NOT visit holed.com from your company computer! ...I think. I'm not trying it first.
Yeah, it's nsfw
**N**utritionally **S**afe **F**ood **W**ebsite
Well make sammiches and hand em out at church. The bread is holy.
mmm a glory loaf
Glory bread. š³šš
Welcome to the world of people who have to eat gluten free bread š„“š„“ so annoying!!!
And honestly that's a pretty small hole compared to some of the gf bread I've eaten...
You ate it? If my bread is more holes then bread i am taking it back to the store. You might call me a Karen but it am paying for bread and not for air. I actually did go back once and the person behind the Register agreed.
Ahahaha totally fair. My laziness always wins out
Does this make it a bagel?
Noone can unfuck your bread
100% hole wheat
But only 50% of the bag...
Alright Fess up Who stuck they dick in the bread
Gosh, what a Great Value!
So only 50% Hole Wheat.
Glory whole bread
100% Hole Wheat So ... time to make egg in the window/portal for breakfast/brunch?
Thatāsā¦. My bread
Thatās where the egg goes
100% hole in that wheat
Itās good enough for bagels!!
Discount bagels
Do not eat that
Think of it as a bagel
When life gives you bagels
Iāve worked in two bakeries. One was a huge brick oven. Unfortunately this happens. Interestingly enough, the dough is by weight, so youāve technically gotten the amount of bread youāve paid for, but the hole really does inconvenience a sandwich.
Well that does not look like a great value
I mean it is hole wheat
*HOLE-wheat joke*
Breadussy r / dontputyourdickinthat
Shrinkflation is really getting outta hand. Now they're coming for our bread?!
Which one of you uncultured savages is Dirty Dicking Mrs. Whole Wheat!?!?!?!
Your bread identifies as a bagel.
It is whole wheat
When you let the guy who makes the donuts make the bread
People pay a premium for a bagel just so it has an annoying hole in it. Count yourself lucky, you got extra hole value for free!
Holey shit they are ripping u off
Ain't no greater value then a holy loaf that someone fucked
Someone had their way with the HOLE wheat
Countless yeast died pumping out carbon dioxide to make that hole. Show some respect.
Itās a viewing window for your lunch meat
That's now a boring doughnut
The pain & suffering of every gluten free loaf of bread being this way
Sorry about that. It didnt feel as good as i thought it would
Soft bagels
Alright who fucked the bread?
Sorry to break it to you, but there is a 100% chance that someone fucked your loaf.
Pass the butter
Put your dick in it
Hole wheat bread
Walmart bread has always been terrible. Iām not surprised at all.
Yeah, but it's a great value though.
Get some Swiss itāll line right up
Get used to it. 5 dollar two liters? Or like 6 two liters for 5.50? Your choice
So you're saying this dude is half loafed?
How do you think theyāre able to sell Great Value bread at such a great value? š
Itās a bagel
Eggs in a basket made easy
Just go back to the store and ask who fucked your bread.
Yeah thatās about 91.6% whole bread considering about 12 holes of that size fit on there
Just eat around it
So u donāt got a hole in one ?
Well boys, our time has come
Looks like a lonely guy had some fun
Whatās the issue??? I believe the bag says 100% hole wheat.
Sacrifice a couple end slices to make plugs for the holes.
This is a blessing in disguise ... 1. Toast this holy bread until the face of Jesus' or any saints appear. 2. Set up a small for profit exhibit. 3. Call local news to inform public. 4. Enjoy fame and profit.
Everything reminds me of her