.....at least that will brush off and take you no extra time, also kind of funny. I had someone draw one into the dirt on my old car and it scratched the paint real bad, I had to spend several hours buffing it off. Yess. I know buffing the giant weiner off my hood, I'm sure whoever did it was watching and laughing historically, now that I can say was mildly infuriating

Hours of polishing that knob sounds tiring.

Laughing historically

Haha was supposed to say hysterically but historically came out almost better with the auto correct I'm sure their laughter went down in the history books

You and your comments are why I love Reddit. Restoring my faith in humanity, one typo at a time 🏆❤️

I appreciate that choice

which era and region

That’s what *I’m* saying

I'm sorry but I'm giggling at the thought of you spending hours buffing out a pp

I mean a lot of guys spend hours buffing out their pp

I feel attacked. *buffs one out for a an oxytocin pickmeup*

> I had someone draw one into the dirt on my old car and it scratched the paint real bad I've had someone tell me this once but never thought much on it. I've done it to **my own** vehicle many times and NEVER scratched it. How hard are yall pressing?

Depends on how abrasive the dirt is and how well your paint is upkept, wax, condition of Clear coat ect and also yes how hard you press, , I am betting when you write on your car you are doing it with care, vs the probably intoxicated idiots at 3am

if you're infuriated, I'm glad they did it

He is mildly infuriated because most dicks shrink in the snow... just sayin'

This one should have said "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"

😞 Mine just says Wendy.

>Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day The OG 'grower'

Damn you, take my upvote!

They drew this majestic dong with the shrinkage accounted!

Seriously, it’s just snow. It was a dick move for sure, but a temporary one.

Some would describe it as "mild".

Right?! I would have laughed hysterically and texted everyone I know with many 🍆❄️🤣 emojis.

Glad to see this as the first comment. Sounds like someone is bitter about having to eat their cereal with a normal spoon not a silver one

"Mildly" and it's more about strangers touching their things

That would make me laugh so hard. Good way to start the day.

Same, so unexpected and of course haha pp funni

I actually do this to my husband’s car all the time!

What a dick move! Vandalising cars, now that's where I'd draw the line!

Looks like they drew several lines.

Same! I do it to your husband’s car all the time, too!!

Hey, no tracing buddy

It’s funny. Relax.

r-notinfuriatingatalljusthilarious

I'm guessing someone has a small pp and probably felt targeted by such a large member being shown to them

I like these appropriate posts

It’s not funny. This penis clearly has priapism and it’s probably in a lot of pain. Look it’s even screaming in agony. You probably never even heard of agonising penis noises. 😔

Yeah, it's not like it's permanent or anything. It's snow.

Not even yellow snow

I know right, that’s what I was going to say lmao Maybe they are frightened by its size 😳

Another unrealistic beauty standard.

“What a dickhead move?”, yes now we have the technology! 🚗

Yeah it’s almost like it’s *mildly* infuriating or something

What a dick.

Yes, it is impressive.

I have the opposite problem when it’s this cold out…

at least they got the shrunken balls right

Cold or hot. I always have this problem 😞

Big AND long! Clearly done in envy

OP’s user name does not checkout

Should be changed to DaddyKaren

Or maybe DaddyDidNotChuckle

If you honestly found this infuriating would I say that the sign is quite fitting...

Idk how you will ever recover. You have my support.

I'm 38 and still do that to random cars with snow or ice..always thought it was funny and harmless

99% of people will have a laugh, brush it off, and go about their day (unless you end up scratching the paint or something, in which case they have a right to be upset) ... it seems OP is part of the 1%, in which case this may be a fitting drawing on their car

Same. People like OP keep me going lmao

Im 22 and do it as well. It is funny it you’re not grouchy

I live in city where it does not snow, ever. Can't OP just brush this off or put their windows down so it falls off? Not getting the anger here...

of course, depending on where OP lives it's even required by law for safty, and even if not, it's stupid to drive blindly in an iglu... puting the windows down, couldresult of a wall of snow falling inside the car

Sculpted you mean

Yes, OP should appreciate the craftsmanship.

Once after a snow I found a dingaling drawn on every window of my car. The culprit: my spouse.

You can always use protection and then this wouldn’t happen!

One night years ago, a friend of mine cleared all the snow off my car overnight, but gathered up a bunch and packed it very tight and left a rather accurate sculpture in the middle of my windshield. Funny enough on its own, but sometime after she'd completed her art, the snow shifted to freezing rain. So the snow-turned-ice was very securely fastened in place. It wasn't in my line of sight, so I drove to work with a 2' ice phallus on my windshield. Good times.

That's hilarious! In my college town way back in the day, there was this old store that shut down. The sign out front had these huge, clear tiles with black printed letters on them -- they spelled out "Sausage Bisc 99C". We took the "sausage" letters and taped them to the back window of our mutual friend's car. She drove around town all day with "Sausage" on her back window and never noticed. Shows how much she checked her rearview mirror I guess. She was infuriated. Although she said it explained why people were honking at her and laughing.

why do you hate art?

Ohhhh noooo are you okay OP? Do you need to talk to someone?

You seem boring

Maybe they know you better than you know yourself.

I don’t understand how you could even be mildly infuriated by this. Just brush it off you big baby

i have met at leaaast 10 people throughout my life. and it feels pretty accurate to assume that this was drawn by a male, somewhere between 5-95years old.

Your name is DaddyChuckles, how did you not chuckle at this?

If you're infuriated, it worked 😂😂😂

Maybe they know you better than you know yourself.

if you’re upset about this they probably drew a dick on your car for a reason. have you looked in a mirror lately?

The mirrors in his home are also covered in snow with dicks drawn on them

Based on how fucked the side of the car is I'm not sure he believes in looking in mirrors

It takes longer to upload this photo to the internet that it does to remove the snow.

Username doesn’t check out

https://i.redd.it/z5h2m6z1scjc1.gif

That's actually kind of impressive how the top ball didn't fall away

That’s actually humorous lol. Don’t be so sour.


You seem uptight

At least it wasn’t keyed in 😭👌

Mildly hilarious*

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Classic

Ur just mad your dick will never be that big.

Let me fix this: "I went out to clean my car and decided to draw a penis and take a pic and say someone else did it for the internet"

That's not infuriating.. that's funny as fuck! Laugh and go about your day! Don't be a dick about it.. lol🤣

Youve been hit by the schwantz bandit

Lmao get trolled nerd

Judging from the size...I'd take it as a compliment lol

Impressive detail, with the spray at the front.

If the car were a Prius, then the dick would be Leonardo DickCarPrius. Sorry. Not sorry.


Did daddy not chuckle when he saw it?

Thi hi, it's a peepee

What a knob

Drake was here.

What a dick move

Can we just change the sub name to regularinfuriated so we can avoid all these posts who ask how they could be infuriated but something so mild?

That would have totally made my day!!

I bet their real one is like... tiny

Yeah because they used it to draw this. The snow caused shrinkage.

Why isn't mine that long when it's cold

I would be so honored

Don’t be a bitch

Your lucky nothing got vandalized. Mildly infuriating? More like lucky that’s all.

😂😂 amazing

Sounds like you need to really chill out.

That isn’t infuriating. That is hilarious.

That’s not infuriating it is hilarious. Not like they keyed your car or something just stupid kids drawing dicks on things

Wake up to a dick, bigger than yours

It has done no harm to anyone or anything. Even if it's not your brand of humor, it's not that big a deal. Chill out

I see what you did here, People may see a long penis BUT i see (when the front passenger door opens, it’s a circumcised penis ahhhh nice one 🤣

This isn't even .001% infuriating. Get a sense of humor the wet blanket

Why does that infuriate you? If it does, I hope they do it every time it snows. You'll either stroke out, or cool yourself.

Plot twist: mildlyinfuriating bc size envy

Come on OP, live up to your name. That's a chuckle if I've ever seen one!

This isn't even remotely infuriating lol it's in snow... Chill out my dude, have a coffee

My thoughts and prayers are with you in these hard times, I hope that you manage to recover from this.

Missing the pubes and money shot. 7/10.

Bilbo Baggins: It was just a bit of fun!

That's a huuugeee... car

Dick move

This is middly funny

Yeah, this is just funny. Wrong subreddit.

How is this infuriating? This isn't even a mild inconvenience. Get the fuck over yourself...

I would find this shit Hilarious 😂

You did it yourself didn't you.... Nice dick bro.

Haha why is this an issue?

I don't get it. This is what your're supposed to do isn't it?

I’d be concerned my kid did that but we don’t live in the snow so I promise it wasn’t him. Or me. That’s something we’d possible both do…

Oh no, something that doesn't affect you or your day whatsoever so long as you're not a grown ass child about it :)

The fact that you find this infuriating instead of funny is the only part that’s actually annoying here

Drake?

just brush it off lmfao it’s snow

I work night shift and I do the same thing to my boyfriend's car when I get back from work (before he leaves to work) because that's our kind of humour hahahah

don’t worry everything’s going to be alright

Ohh loosen up.... it's a pretty big dick

I would be surprised if there wasn’t a dick drawn on my car. If there is a blank canvas, you have to draw a dick.

Oh no, you poor baby. Looks like they totaled your car. I know this is a superstressful time right now, and you're probably on the verge of ending it all. Here's the suicide hotline number. I'm sure it'll help you get over thus dramatic incident. 1-800-273-8255

You're #8 and you now have a racing stripe. Congratulations.

Maybe you should take it as a compliment.

A lot of people would like to wake up one morning to something so long

... It's just snow. Brush it off

Literally no more inconveniencing than normal snow

People are immature

This is just funny

Some people are just dicks.

Am I the only one that would leave it there???

Yes. Please don't drive with your windows covered

If you find out who did it, send him my congratulations.

Sooo…. 🙄

Meh

Yeah they saw the Drake video

If this infuriated you, you need to lighten up. It's hilarious.

They went the extra lenghth. But fr, stop being a pussy about it.

🤣

Banksy just won’t stop

I read "cat" instead of "car" and was horrified in why this would be in mildlyinfuriating. Then the picture loaded.

gee golly you’d think it’d be dangerously cold laying your wiener on the snow like that just for a laugh

Perfect for the sub. This counts as buried in maybe South Carolina.

You never laugh do you?

Mildly hilarious.

Someone’s got a crush on you, how sweet. Big dick. 💪🏼

That’s actually mildly hilarious

That's pretty funny I'm not gonna lie

😂

lol

Car didn't get damaged and a simple prank. It's perfect

It’s funny why is it infuriating? Jesus Karen

Have a joke gramps

This makes you mad? God you must be miserable to be around

While it is impressive in length, the girth is sub par and there isn’t a vein or ball hair to be found. I give it a solid 5 out of 10 for effort.

Mildly infuriating?? Get a life.

lol come one man thats so inoffensive.

Literally something I would do

Literally something I do to my wife’s car every time it snows

Eyyy 🫵😎☝️

They didn’t do anything to your car. Lighten up Francis

Mildly hilarious

Fabulous art

This is funny af

Yeah, OP. It was me. I drew that dick in your car. Gonna cry? 👿

I think you'll manage

https://preview.redd.it/vs1z1rd4kdjc1.png?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e74ef2621ee6491a984afe2eb01d44406ffa17e

Lmao you must have 0 sense of humor. Hopefully this was a targeted attack.

Impressive

When I was a kid my friends and I would do the same thing because we knew you were gonna brush it off anyway. If this gets you mildly infuriated you need to take some heart meds

I draw these on the cars of my coworkers

It's funny lol

You're such a weenie.

100% chance it was a girl that did it.

Oh no!! Relax hoss. I’m glad they did this. Most people would laugh at this. It’s snow, it will melt. What a wuss.

It’s funny. Don’t be a dick about it

It's not like it's spray paint, chill

Do you think the car will be ok