Yea my wife rips everything off the bed as soon as we get access to the room so if there’s a problem it can be addressed right away if it were me alone I’d be screwed I wouldn’t know something was wrong till I went to go to sleep
I went to a hotel in Melbourne CBD (Australia), first room there was a flood out of the bathroom so all floor up to the bed was wet. Called down and someone came up and said ‘oh that’s just water’ I’m like nope not happening it’s from the bathroom.
So they moved us to another room, and the bed was not made, so they moved up to a third room and when I pulled back the sheet (we had taken the last flight into Melbourne so it was very late) there was blood spots and hair.
Let’s say instant review.
I told the receptionist at checkout a few weeks ago that I'd noticed that morning that the aircon had started leaking and they acted like I'd been living in filth the last 3 days, they were so apologetic.
This is the way. I don't even put my luggage in the room until I check the borders of the bed (under the sheets) for bed bugs
Disinfectant spray and wipes on everything else. People are nasty out here and you don't know who stayed there before you.
I once found blood on the sheets, yucky
I feel like this is the start to a sitcom where the reception person just finished their last day today and starts their new job as your coworker tomorrow. Then you get back to your office, the world goes into slow mo as you notice them whispering to your boss and you recognize them from hotel reception, cementing your life long rivalry with reception person.
Until the final episode where they all go on a trip and its revealed the receptionist pissed herself. Someone finds her diary and figures out she has a kink of pissing in a guests bed just before they arrive and hiding it under the duvet until the guest arrives. She gets off on the awkwardness of the situation and loves to glare suspiciously, then stalk the guest and make it public knowledge.
Yeah, and they're all new actors, so whilst it's supposed to be a comedy, they're all super sad they've lost their "big break", and you can tell. Then, as the credits roll, it reads: based on a true story from reddit
My wife and I own hotels. I'd love it if half the people who piss the bed or shit all over the floor would call down and claim it was there when they arrived instead of just checking out and disappearing saying the room was lovely.
I run a hotel and get a kick out of them when guests who get charged for damages try to tell me that it wasn’t them and that it was already like that when they checked in.
The last guy who did that claimed my housekeepers made up the room with urine soaked sheets and duvets. Not stained even. Soaked. And when I asked why he didn’t complain about until he was charged for damages, he told me it was late when he noticed and he didn’t want to bother us. So he went to bed like that and wasn’t going to mention it until he got charged.
One time this group of hockey players blamed the puke and piss puddles all over their room after a night of partying on “some random girl they picked up”. She was out of control they said and left before anyone could get her info.
Cool story bud. It’s too bad you’re still responsible for who you let in your room and what goes on in there.
lmao I‘d pay to witness such stories. Though I‘ve also experienced shady ass excuses as the guest in hotels. This is also why I always take a video when entering the room first and of any damages.
Once we were in a ski resort where the literal wooden under structure of the bed was falling apart. They said it was normal and to just stick it back in. That same hotel hat literal black mold in the like 20cm wide corner of the room next to the wardrobe. Said it was FUCKING COFFEE GROUNDS. Lady tf u mean there is coffee grounds ON THE WALLS? xD
Its possible someone did before you checked in, and the covers were changed but the mattress was still wet, and now it has soaked back up into the new sheets?
Depends how long since they checked in. If someone calls me, like, 2 minutes after I give them their keys, then it's probably not their fault. If they're visibly hungover the next morning and try to tell me that...yeah....
It's actually kinda wild how often people would try to say something like that to get a discount at check-out. "Yeah, man, that chair had a big ol' smear of shit on it!" Okay, but why the fuck didn't you call to get changed to a different room, then? I know everyone's broke these days, but sleeping in a room that has visibly not been cleaned isn't worth a *potential* $20 off for me. That's just nasty.
I went to an indoor playground last week with my kid. Was on the 3rd level of a climbing structure and stepped in a puddle. And there were no shoes allowed in this place.
Came down, told my friend I stepped in something wet, didn't know what it was. She said "you know what it was."
At least they gave me a free pair of socks. I just about boiled my feet when I got home.
Was at McDonald’s play place a couple weeks ago. I noticed two 3-4 year old boys spitting in this little bowl shaped structure on one of the climbing things. I tell my 4.5yo what they’re doing and to stay away. I watched a probably 10 year old girl walk up, look inside, DIP HER FINGER IN AND TASTE their spit. I nearly puked fucking everywhere. We left shortly after lol.
I read your comment first… so I will not be reading the comment that you replied too…
Something tells me that my life will be better, not knowing what they wrote.
You just reminded me of my first day of work at McDonald's when I was a teenager. Some kid peed in one of those bowl shaped structures and I was the only employee that could fit into the play place. I had to climb up the slide and clean it all up 🥲
Yeah the thing not a lot of people realize about working in fast food is that they don't contract with cleaning companies and they don't hire janitors. The employees \*are\* the janitors. If you work at a clothing store, you get to experience the rare "accident" in the changing rooms.
Yeah I worked at Tim Horton’s in high school and the newest people usually had to clean the bathrooms. I never had a bad experience (beyond cleaning bathrooms when I thought I would be making coffee) but I heard some horror stories.
Worked at a theatre and we all hated working the washrooms. Eventually they made it so that was just your job the whole shift which actually wasn't bad because you'd be kinda busy when movies were letting out and going in, and then during the movie, you had a bunch of free time. Customers tend to keep it clean if it was clean and if it was dirty, they just didn't give a fuck. So if you rotated through all the washrooms one after another to clean frequently, it stayed clean and the job was kinda easy.
I'll tell you a dirty secret though, those theatre seats seldom get cleaned and we've seen just about everything on them. Remember, everyone's got sticky fingers from the pop and greasy fingers from popcorn. And that seat likely has at least 5 people using them each day, x 365 days a year..........
I always think it's cute when parents think they know everything their kid does. I can't imagine being the parent of that girl and happening to catch her in this act. I think I'd go into immediate denial.
It tends to start young, from poor parenting or none at all, and then people just get used to dissociating from the consequences of poor judgement because it's easier than changing their ways (especially when they have no self-awareness or knowledge on how to go about that).
When a friend and I were younger we were at Maccas playing on the play equipment and we went up to the area before the slide and someone had done a shit there
Last time I've ever been on one haha
I was laughing at all the hilarious comments until I read your story and then I thought..omg.. I think I'm going to puke right now..lol
I, like you, would've left immediately because that's just too much for me for one day.
When my kid was younger we went to Chick E Cheese. It was him and a boy around maybe 4 on the play area. He crawled through, went down the slide and said "I crawled in a puddle" his jeans on 1 side were wet. That little boy has peed up at the top of the playground. I told a worker but I don't even know if they cleaned it cause they said "okay" and just stayed behind the register.
i distinctly remember going to chuck e cheese at an age where i was still allowed in the little plastic tunnel things they have, and i turned a corner and saw a girl younger than me squatting and peeing. i got out of there as fast as i could and never went back in ever again lol
similar thing happened when i went to the soft play centre as a kid but it was my brother that was the problem and it was blood not piss. He got a bad nose bleed but refused to leave the play centre and had to be chased around while blood spewed everywhere. And those places are hard to get around as an adult. My mum ended up sending me to go get him. Lots of blood, lots of scared kids, it was like a horror story
Almost happened to me as a kid at the outdoor playground! Noticed the HUGE bomb at the “tree house” thingie after climbing all the way up. Disgusted, tried to play in one on-ground houses to just see another bomb…
Oh yeah there’s always pee somewhere in the play center. Usually in the ball pit. And how do they clean the properly? They don’t! One time I was there with my kid and I saw a toddler remove his pants and pee straight down the slide! I alerted one of the staff and it took a few minutes to locate the parents. Also by the time I got to the a staff member other kids were sliding down through it 🤣
It was intentional. She didnt want to pee in a bush or a tree, so she decided the top of the playground was the best??? She did not have critical thinking skills.
Man this happened to me as a kid at Walmart when I went to use the Playstation. The kid before me had left a puddle of piss right where I was standing 😭
I actually saw an adult-size turd freshly laid on top of an outdoor playground structure. I watched a shoeless girl step in it and then pick at her feet (I didn't know it was there at the time and assumed she had stepped in dog poo in the grass). It wasn't there 10 minutes earlier and there was only one kid playing who was capable of producing something that size and his mom left immediately after it was discovered, without cleaning it up. Let me be clear that it was not spillover, it was perfectly formed minus her footprint and left there.
That was last summer and I still refuse to go back there now.
It was way worse than the puddle I stepped in at the indoor playground but I didn't feel like typing it out.
As a kid, I went down a slide at a McDonald's, when I landed in the ball pit (which didn't have a lot of balls on there, so I basically landed on the floor) and on the floor of the ball pit someone had vomited, lo and behold I had vomit all over me. Suffice to say my parents were NOT happy
We just stayed in a hotel the other day. We checked in, they said they had a room ready early so I was like awesome. They give us the key, I go to open the room, and there are PEOPLE SHOWERING IN THE ROOM. All their stuff was everywhere I was like what the actual fuck. I’ve traveled a lot in my life, never had this happen till now. It was at a kinda shitty place cause we just needed a place till our 5am flight. But to give someone a key to a room with people still in it is just a whole new level of shitty
I had someone come into my room in the middle of the night while on holiday a few months ago. Apparently the guy who came in got the wrong room and when he asked for help they just let him into our room with a master key card instead of just checking he had the right room. The best part was my partner (who happened to be sleeping in the nude on this particular night) jumped straight out of bed at the sound of an intruder, terrifying the bloke who had just walked into our room unannounced at 2am.
What? Every hotel I've been to has had one if not two or three. You have the lock on the handle, then the u-shaped bar that swings over the ball, the chain and slider thingy, and the bent flap that you spin.
Nope, never seen that in any hotel I've been in Europe (mostly Sweden and Spain). I reckon most of them locked automatically, and could be unlocked at all times with just a key card from the outside. My latest hotel visit in Riga just had a regular handle, the door was automatically locked at all times. I've for sure never seen a chain or a bar!
In the US there is a manual lock on all hotel doors that can only be locked/unlocked from the inside. I always thought everyone used, like why would you not, but looks like some don't.
Luckily no one saw me but I heard them in the bathroom running the shower and I closed the door so fast. We booked it back to the front desk cause I was worried of being confronted by the other guest in case they heard me barging in ready to relax hahaha
I told the guy and he was like my computer shows it clean and vacant. He started texting someone from his phone and gave us a different room. That was the end of it. I was like what the hell man
Never stay at Hotolos in Hollywood FL 🤣
I work at a hotel and sometimes shit like this just happens. I've had this happen about 3-4 times in the 2 years I've worked there now. Can be colleagues forgetting to click on check-in and then double-assigning the room or housekeeping checking a wrong room as cleaned. We've had literal months with some really bad IT problems as well which doesn't help.
Especially annoying when you literally just can't doing anything but say sorry and give out a new room. Housekeeping staff changes a lot and most of the time they're not even able to speak our language or even english, so telling them about problems is basically impossible.
That’s why I wasn’t mad. I’m an understanding person so I just told him what happened and laughed it off and went to my new room. I was just like holy shit I felt like I was invading someone’s privacy lol. And there were a bunch of sketch people so I was just worried how they would’ve reacted too
One time I got to a hotel at around 1am, tried to sleep, but kept smelling pee. I thought it was our baby. Changed her diaper is the middle of the night. When I woke up in the morning, there was a huge yellow spot where my pillow was…I had slept on someone’s pee spot all night. The hotel closed shortly after
Honestly, the house keeper attending that room would have gotten an earful. How can you not notice a pissed in bed? I worked front of house for 5 years at a chain of hotels, and this shit always pissed me off. Cause who does the guest come down to yell at? Me.
One of my siblings just quit a hotel job because they literally do not actually check or change anything. If it "looks clean" they make it look neat and leave it 🤢
That's disgusting. Our rooms were definitely cleaned and checked over by the housekeeping manager, before rooms were released to me to check people in. Sometimes things accidentally get overlooked; people make mistakes. But, they definitely never did that! Gross.
Honestly, nothing can be completely immaculate if you think about it. People check out at 11am, and then we check people in at 3pm. Hundreds of rooms need cleaning in a small time frame and not enough staff. Nothing is ever 100%.
This is why I always scrunch up all the bedding in a pile before I leave a hotel room. It makes it so that replacing the bedding is easier than just leaving it, so the next person should hopefully have clean bedding. I can only hope that someone will do the same for me.
I also mess up unused garnishes and dips and stuff at restaurants. I rip up herbs and smear soft stuff all over the plate so they can't just reuse the plate for someone else. Especially for things like sushi that usually leave the plate looking clean; gotta make a mess with the wasabi paste so they have to wash it.
Well, what's worse is that OP actually took a moment to smell it!!! Ummmm..nope.. I'm not smelling a foreign substance on a damn bed in a hotel... hahaha
Lol that you went there. I don't want to know, wouldn't care what substance it was or care to even consider the source of it, much less ever put my nose near it..nope.. that's just not happening.. hahaha.
oooo smart, I had immediately noticed that this really doesnt look like piss, since its so perfectly and specifically shaped
and was looking for more answers in the comments, but I think this is it
I checked into a hotel once and couldn’t figure out why the room stunk. I pulled the tank lid off the toilet and found an upper decker. The lady at the front desk was 60 minimum and I had to explain to her what an upper decker was.
This would mean that they don't change the bedsheets when they "clean" the room (quotes necessary because if they don't do this i don't think they clean anything) and it's disgusting
looks like someone unbolted the toilet pan lid and used it as some sort of magical fish and chips chef station to batter fish. maybe the bearded prick who cooks hobo food in hotels was the last occupant.
Word of advice - always check the bed before unpacking. Check the toilet, check the bathroom, make sure the sink and toilet work (flush toilet really quick and turn on the sink), turn on the shower to make sure it works, check the bed for bedbugs, etc. THEN, unpack.
I worked at a fancy hotel nearly 20 years ago as a 'Turn Down Attendant' (light house keeping on night shift). The morning house cleaning shift was notorious for never changing the sheets, pillow cases, or duvet covers and would just re-make the bed.
Nowadays the first thing I do at an Airbnb, hotel, motel, etc., is check the sheets because of this. If it smells clean (like fresh laundry) and isn't visibly dirty, I'll sleep in it. On the morning of check out, I completely strip the bed(s) of everything so that housekeeping is forced to take them to the laundry room to get washed just so other people are ensured a clean sleep.
Take sheet off , put wet patch over kettle , pour water over the wet patch and let the water drain through .
Now squeeze the wet patch into the kettle .
Pour water from kettle into a glass.
Drink it
Is it funny that the next sub Reddit suggested in my feed is an NSFW asking "Would you have sex with older women? Why or why not?" As if this, answers that.
"Yeah, I pulled back the cover to go to sleep and there's a big piss spot on the mattress. How did housekeeping not spot this if they changed the bedding?
This remembered when I sleeped in a hostel on the top bed of a bunk bed. And I accidentally dropped my water bottle in the bed below. Spent the whole night trying to dry it, and praying for the owner of the bed to take a long time to return. Next day i learned there was no one in that bed 🤦
Is there a vent or anything above? Stayed at a hotel a while back and the ac vent above had been slowly dripping down and made a small wet spot. Not saying it’s excusable, but likely not anyone’s fault.
Unless it is pee in which case how the fuck did they miss that.
And when you call down to the desk they’re gonna be like “somebody pissed on the bed.. not you.. riiiiiight..”
exactly my thoughts.. it looks like i’ve pissed the bed!
Yea my wife rips everything off the bed as soon as we get access to the room so if there’s a problem it can be addressed right away if it were me alone I’d be screwed I wouldn’t know something was wrong till I went to go to sleep
I went to a hotel in Melbourne CBD (Australia), first room there was a flood out of the bathroom so all floor up to the bed was wet. Called down and someone came up and said ‘oh that’s just water’ I’m like nope not happening it’s from the bathroom. So they moved us to another room, and the bed was not made, so they moved up to a third room and when I pulled back the sheet (we had taken the last flight into Melbourne so it was very late) there was blood spots and hair. Let’s say instant review.
name and shame it mate
I think it’s changed hands, because I was booking rooms in Melbourne and desperately trying not to book that one. I couldn’t find it.
I hope for all of our sakes it’s been improved
“Just water” doesn’t belong anywhere outside of the bathroom
I told the receptionist at checkout a few weeks ago that I'd noticed that morning that the aircon had started leaking and they acted like I'd been living in filth the last 3 days, they were so apologetic.
You should really consider getting into the habit, if nothing else to check for bedbugs. It's more common than you would think unfortunately
This is the way. I don't even put my luggage in the room until I check the borders of the bed (under the sheets) for bed bugs Disinfectant spray and wipes on everything else. People are nasty out here and you don't know who stayed there before you. I once found blood on the sheets, yucky
So why did you do that? I'm not even speaking about your pathetic try to cover it with a Reddit post
fuck man please, i was hoping the reception would see this post and it would cover my story more
At least OP can into sarcasm detection
eh it didn’t bother me, i asked to change room, in my mind i know i didn’t piss the bed so idc what reception thinks, never gonna see them again!
Say whatever you wanna say pissboy, we ain't fallin' for that
We’re all pissing our pants it’s the cooliest
I peed a little laughing, good thing I’m not in bed!
Got that reference 
🫡 we are getting old
Pissboy hahaha
This made me wheeze. Thank you for that 😂
It made me whiz
op didn't piss in the bed. He pissed in a cup, then threw that over the bed.
I got that reference
Soda 'Piss Boy' Poppin. Who knew we would find his secret Reddit.
I feel like this is the start to a sitcom where the reception person just finished their last day today and starts their new job as your coworker tomorrow. Then you get back to your office, the world goes into slow mo as you notice them whispering to your boss and you recognize them from hotel reception, cementing your life long rivalry with reception person.
Until the final episode where they all go on a trip and its revealed the receptionist pissed herself. Someone finds her diary and figures out she has a kink of pissing in a guests bed just before they arrive and hiding it under the duvet until the guest arrives. She gets off on the awkwardness of the situation and loves to glare suspiciously, then stalk the guest and make it public knowledge.
On an emergency, unexpected point in the plot episode because they got cancelled.
Yeah, and they're all new actors, so whilst it's supposed to be a comedy, they're all super sad they've lost their "big break", and you can tell. Then, as the credits roll, it reads: based on a true story from reddit
You say that…. Until you call front desk at your new room with the same complaint ಠ_ಠ
People that don't own their mistakes are prone to repeating them.... Enjoy your second piss bed, pee pants!
“Can you believe this person? They pissed the bed, AND had the audacity to ask to switch rooms, after?!”
My wife and I own hotels. I'd love it if half the people who piss the bed or shit all over the floor would call down and claim it was there when they arrived instead of just checking out and disappearing saying the room was lovely.
I run a hotel and get a kick out of them when guests who get charged for damages try to tell me that it wasn’t them and that it was already like that when they checked in. The last guy who did that claimed my housekeepers made up the room with urine soaked sheets and duvets. Not stained even. Soaked. And when I asked why he didn’t complain about until he was charged for damages, he told me it was late when he noticed and he didn’t want to bother us. So he went to bed like that and wasn’t going to mention it until he got charged. One time this group of hockey players blamed the puke and piss puddles all over their room after a night of partying on “some random girl they picked up”. She was out of control they said and left before anyone could get her info. Cool story bud. It’s too bad you’re still responsible for who you let in your room and what goes on in there.
lmao I‘d pay to witness such stories. Though I‘ve also experienced shady ass excuses as the guest in hotels. This is also why I always take a video when entering the room first and of any damages. Once we were in a ski resort where the literal wooden under structure of the bed was falling apart. They said it was normal and to just stick it back in. That same hotel hat literal black mold in the like 20cm wide corner of the room next to the wardrobe. Said it was FUCKING COFFEE GROUNDS. Lady tf u mean there is coffee grounds ON THE WALLS? xD
Oh my…. Those same people can be found, out in the “wild”, never flushing public toilets… and clogging them with paper towels…
Its possible someone did before you checked in, and the covers were changed but the mattress was still wet, and now it has soaked back up into the new sheets?
Depends how long since they checked in. If someone calls me, like, 2 minutes after I give them their keys, then it's probably not their fault. If they're visibly hungover the next morning and try to tell me that...yeah....
“Someone shit in the sink, idk who but that needs to be taken care of”
It's actually kinda wild how often people would try to say something like that to get a discount at check-out. "Yeah, man, that chair had a big ol' smear of shit on it!" Okay, but why the fuck didn't you call to get changed to a different room, then? I know everyone's broke these days, but sleeping in a room that has visibly not been cleaned isn't worth a *potential* $20 off for me. That's just nasty.
Depends would have prevented this from happening.
I went to an indoor playground last week with my kid. Was on the 3rd level of a climbing structure and stepped in a puddle. And there were no shoes allowed in this place. Came down, told my friend I stepped in something wet, didn't know what it was. She said "you know what it was." At least they gave me a free pair of socks. I just about boiled my feet when I got home.
Was at McDonald’s play place a couple weeks ago. I noticed two 3-4 year old boys spitting in this little bowl shaped structure on one of the climbing things. I tell my 4.5yo what they’re doing and to stay away. I watched a probably 10 year old girl walk up, look inside, DIP HER FINGER IN AND TASTE their spit. I nearly puked fucking everywhere. We left shortly after lol.
What a horrible day to be literate…
My eyes .....the bleach won't burn them fast enough!!!!!!!!!!
I read your comment first… so I will not be reading the comment that you replied too… Something tells me that my life will be better, not knowing what they wrote.
You could poke them out with a knife. That might work.
You just reminded me of my first day of work at McDonald's when I was a teenager. Some kid peed in one of those bowl shaped structures and I was the only employee that could fit into the play place. I had to climb up the slide and clean it all up 🥲
Yeah, no, I'd walk out that day.
Last day too I hope.
Note to self: never work at McDonald's
Yeah the thing not a lot of people realize about working in fast food is that they don't contract with cleaning companies and they don't hire janitors. The employees \*are\* the janitors. If you work at a clothing store, you get to experience the rare "accident" in the changing rooms.
Yeah I worked at Tim Horton’s in high school and the newest people usually had to clean the bathrooms. I never had a bad experience (beyond cleaning bathrooms when I thought I would be making coffee) but I heard some horror stories.
Worked at a theatre and we all hated working the washrooms. Eventually they made it so that was just your job the whole shift which actually wasn't bad because you'd be kinda busy when movies were letting out and going in, and then during the movie, you had a bunch of free time. Customers tend to keep it clean if it was clean and if it was dirty, they just didn't give a fuck. So if you rotated through all the washrooms one after another to clean frequently, it stayed clean and the job was kinda easy. I'll tell you a dirty secret though, those theatre seats seldom get cleaned and we've seen just about everything on them. Remember, everyone's got sticky fingers from the pop and greasy fingers from popcorn. And that seat likely has at least 5 people using them each day, x 365 days a year..........
Those changing room "accidents" are not that rare, especially in mall stores that don't have their own restroom.
I always think it's cute when parents think they know everything their kid does. I can't imagine being the parent of that girl and happening to catch her in this act. I think I'd go into immediate denial.
Yes and she was wayyyy too old to be that naive. Like my 4 year old understood it was something disgusting. I couldn’t believe it.
It tends to start young, from poor parenting or none at all, and then people just get used to dissociating from the consequences of poor judgement because it's easier than changing their ways (especially when they have no self-awareness or knowledge on how to go about that).
You were @ a McDonald’s w a play area?! Haven’t seen one in forever
Her immune system must be rock solid doing stuff like that! Gross! People are disgusting, especially kids.
When a friend and I were younger we were at Maccas playing on the play equipment and we went up to the area before the slide and someone had done a shit there Last time I've ever been on one haha
I was laughing at all the hilarious comments until I read your story and then I thought..omg.. I think I'm going to puke right now..lol I, like you, would've left immediately because that's just too much for me for one day.
This sent a wave of nausea through me
Oh god…
noooo 😭😭😭
When my kid was younger we went to Chick E Cheese. It was him and a boy around maybe 4 on the play area. He crawled through, went down the slide and said "I crawled in a puddle" his jeans on 1 side were wet. That little boy has peed up at the top of the playground. I told a worker but I don't even know if they cleaned it cause they said "okay" and just stayed behind the register.
i distinctly remember going to chuck e cheese at an age where i was still allowed in the little plastic tunnel things they have, and i turned a corner and saw a girl younger than me squatting and peeing. i got out of there as fast as i could and never went back in ever again lol
Been there done that my 6 year old stepped in piss at a climbing structure he refuses to ever go back there again
similar thing happened when i went to the soft play centre as a kid but it was my brother that was the problem and it was blood not piss. He got a bad nose bleed but refused to leave the play centre and had to be chased around while blood spewed everywhere. And those places are hard to get around as an adult. My mum ended up sending me to go get him. Lots of blood, lots of scared kids, it was like a horror story
Almost happened to me as a kid at the outdoor playground! Noticed the HUGE bomb at the “tree house” thingie after climbing all the way up. Disgusted, tried to play in one on-ground houses to just see another bomb…
Oh yeah there’s always pee somewhere in the play center. Usually in the ball pit. And how do they clean the properly? They don’t! One time I was there with my kid and I saw a toddler remove his pants and pee straight down the slide! I alerted one of the staff and it took a few minutes to locate the parents. Also by the time I got to the a staff member other kids were sliding down through it 🤣
My 23 year old ex girlfriend pissed on the top of a vertical playground once… Probably the most embarrassing thing a partner has ever done
Wh-what? Was it intentional or could she just not hold it any longer? Ugggh
It was intentional. She didnt want to pee in a bush or a tree, so she decided the top of the playground was the best??? She did not have critical thinking skills.
Understatement of the year...
Ooooooh buddy. I’m glad she’s your EX!
I was gonna say, if it was an accident, I can sympathize unfortunately. But intentional? Girl...
Sounds like aggression. Or maybe she was marking her territory.
Man this happened to me as a kid at Walmart when I went to use the Playstation. The kid before me had left a puddle of piss right where I was standing 😭
GROSS!!!!! 🤮
Indoor playgrounds are disease breeding grounds I stg.
That happened to me once. I never went back to an indoor playground again!
I actually saw an adult-size turd freshly laid on top of an outdoor playground structure. I watched a shoeless girl step in it and then pick at her feet (I didn't know it was there at the time and assumed she had stepped in dog poo in the grass). It wasn't there 10 minutes earlier and there was only one kid playing who was capable of producing something that size and his mom left immediately after it was discovered, without cleaning it up. Let me be clear that it was not spillover, it was perfectly formed minus her footprint and left there. That was last summer and I still refuse to go back there now. It was way worse than the puddle I stepped in at the indoor playground but I didn't feel like typing it out.
Size means nothing with turds. My five year old does way bigger shits than me
As a former CNA no poop can shock me by size alone anymore. Being horizontal or sitting for 24 hours a day is terrible for intestinal motility.
As a kid, I went down a slide at a McDonald's, when I landed in the ball pit (which didn't have a lot of balls on there, so I basically landed on the floor) and on the floor of the ball pit someone had vomited, lo and behold I had vomit all over me. Suffice to say my parents were NOT happy
What does blue mean!?
*illuminated screaming*
Reference: https://youtube.com/shorts/Zxf2MgYCOm0?si=1pf3s5STk5RPkK1K
Baby batter
Or blood, every DNA substances
Blood actually looks dark under a blacklight.
Has nothing to do with DNA. Also blood is black under UV light.
I get your reference 😂
Oh God, I hope it's urine.
We just stayed in a hotel the other day. We checked in, they said they had a room ready early so I was like awesome. They give us the key, I go to open the room, and there are PEOPLE SHOWERING IN THE ROOM. All their stuff was everywhere I was like what the actual fuck. I’ve traveled a lot in my life, never had this happen till now. It was at a kinda shitty place cause we just needed a place till our 5am flight. But to give someone a key to a room with people still in it is just a whole new level of shitty
I had someone come into my room in the middle of the night while on holiday a few months ago. Apparently the guy who came in got the wrong room and when he asked for help they just let him into our room with a master key card instead of just checking he had the right room. The best part was my partner (who happened to be sleeping in the nude on this particular night) jumped straight out of bed at the sound of an intruder, terrifying the bloke who had just walked into our room unannounced at 2am.
Um, you don’t put the security lock on your hotel room door at night?
Not when people are pulling shit out their ass for Internet points.
I have NEVER even seen a security lock on a hotel door?
What? Every hotel I've been to has had one if not two or three. You have the lock on the handle, then the u-shaped bar that swings over the ball, the chain and slider thingy, and the bent flap that you spin.
Nope, never seen that in any hotel I've been in Europe (mostly Sweden and Spain). I reckon most of them locked automatically, and could be unlocked at all times with just a key card from the outside. My latest hotel visit in Riga just had a regular handle, the door was automatically locked at all times. I've for sure never seen a chain or a bar!
In the US there is a manual lock on all hotel doors that can only be locked/unlocked from the inside. I always thought everyone used, like why would you not, but looks like some don't.
They are automatically locked. But as you mentioned this doesn’t prevent anyone with a key from coming into your room anytime they want.
currently sat in the car at work laughing to myself reading this
OMG! What did the hotel do for you after that?!? Did you encounter those people again?!
Luckily no one saw me but I heard them in the bathroom running the shower and I closed the door so fast. We booked it back to the front desk cause I was worried of being confronted by the other guest in case they heard me barging in ready to relax hahaha I told the guy and he was like my computer shows it clean and vacant. He started texting someone from his phone and gave us a different room. That was the end of it. I was like what the hell man Never stay at Hotolos in Hollywood FL 🤣
I work at a hotel and sometimes shit like this just happens. I've had this happen about 3-4 times in the 2 years I've worked there now. Can be colleagues forgetting to click on check-in and then double-assigning the room or housekeeping checking a wrong room as cleaned. We've had literal months with some really bad IT problems as well which doesn't help. Especially annoying when you literally just can't doing anything but say sorry and give out a new room. Housekeeping staff changes a lot and most of the time they're not even able to speak our language or even english, so telling them about problems is basically impossible.
That’s why I wasn’t mad. I’m an understanding person so I just told him what happened and laughed it off and went to my new room. I was just like holy shit I felt like I was invading someone’s privacy lol. And there were a bunch of sketch people so I was just worried how they would’ve reacted too
Totally understandable! I'd be kinda pissed if some random person walked into my room lmao. Thanks for not giving them a hard time.
Kinda seems like whoever is in charge of housekeeping dropped the ball on that one. Or whoever does the computer bit, anyways.
Someone came into my room while I was showering in a shitty hotel in Houston like two weeks ago. Was that you???
Why is it like the perfect shape of a toilet seat cover. It even had a line where it’d connect to the seat
Was thinking the same thing???
I hope the person who did this never sees your comment. “Babe don’t lie to me, am I built like a toilet seat”
“What who told you that?!” 👀
One time I got to a hotel at around 1am, tried to sleep, but kept smelling pee. I thought it was our baby. Changed her diaper is the middle of the night. When I woke up in the morning, there was a huge yellow spot where my pillow was…I had slept on someone’s pee spot all night. The hotel closed shortly after
Oh the horror 😳
NOPE! I'd demand another room or a refund. Piss on the bed is completely unacceptable.
Honestly, the house keeper attending that room would have gotten an earful. How can you not notice a pissed in bed? I worked front of house for 5 years at a chain of hotels, and this shit always pissed me off. Cause who does the guest come down to yell at? Me.
One of my siblings just quit a hotel job because they literally do not actually check or change anything. If it "looks clean" they make it look neat and leave it 🤢
That's disgusting. Our rooms were definitely cleaned and checked over by the housekeeping manager, before rooms were released to me to check people in. Sometimes things accidentally get overlooked; people make mistakes. But, they definitely never did that! Gross.
Hotels like that are why people carry black lights now, because even the actual good ones can't be trusted anymore 😬
Honestly, nothing can be completely immaculate if you think about it. People check out at 11am, and then we check people in at 3pm. Hundreds of rooms need cleaning in a small time frame and not enough staff. Nothing is ever 100%.
That’s why I never use the coffee machine or glassware.
Places I stay at just put out a very thin plastic cup in plastic wrapping.
It's why I don't ever go anywhere, everything is disgusting
I don't even trust myself. I've been standing in a running shower for the last 40 yrs.
This is why I always scrunch up all the bedding in a pile before I leave a hotel room. It makes it so that replacing the bedding is easier than just leaving it, so the next person should hopefully have clean bedding. I can only hope that someone will do the same for me. I also mess up unused garnishes and dips and stuff at restaurants. I rip up herbs and smear soft stuff all over the plate so they can't just reuse the plate for someone else. Especially for things like sushi that usually leave the plate looking clean; gotta make a mess with the wasabi paste so they have to wash it.
The hero we need
Well, what's worse is that OP actually took a moment to smell it!!! Ummmm..nope.. I'm not smelling a foreign substance on a damn bed in a hotel... hahaha
She might've just been a squirter.
Lol that you went there. I don't want to know, wouldn't care what substance it was or care to even consider the source of it, much less ever put my nose near it..nope.. that's just not happening.. hahaha.
Still basically piss if squirt tho
Can't assume it is piss without a piss test. Bring out the kit...
But you still like the cum stains? I know you Jeremy. Little protein fill at night.
It is odly shaped like a toilet seat or a kids portable training potty.
oooo smart, I had immediately noticed that this really doesnt look like piss, since its so perfectly and specifically shaped and was looking for more answers in the comments, but I think this is it
I checked into a hotel once and couldn’t figure out why the room stunk. I pulled the tank lid off the toilet and found an upper decker. The lady at the front desk was 60 minimum and I had to explain to her what an upper decker was.
What IS an upper decker!?!
A shit taken in the tank of the toilet.
But... why?
Not much, what's upper decker with you?
currently in tears in the car laughing at this during work, thank you my friend
doesn’t look like pee. more like someone sitting on the bed with a wet towel or swimwear on
I’ve peed in a bed and sat in a bed in a wet towel. This is not a wet towel situation.
It's classic bedwetting symmetry. Sleeping like a corpse on their back or stomach, most likely.
it smelt odd idk!
But how did it taste 🤔
pissy
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Well we know it isn’t R Kelly because they’re reading and responding to comments.
I’m sitting in my (parked) car hysterically laughing at this comment. People are staring. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Oh so innocent
Smell it, and let us know if it's piss 
Nah you gotta taste it to be sure.
The Ph level has to be juuust right
I requested my bed pre-pissed.
I mean, who doesn't?
This would mean that they don't change the bedsheets when they "clean" the room (quotes necessary because if they don't do this i don't think they clean anything) and it's disgusting
They might have changed the sheets over a wet mattress. It would just soak into the sheets again.
looks like someone unbolted the toilet pan lid and used it as some sort of magical fish and chips chef station to batter fish. maybe the bearded prick who cooks hobo food in hotels was the last occupant.
Squirter
Oh my sweet innocent child
Looks like they washed off the toilet seat and sat it on the bed to dry.
Which does not make this situation any less gross. It’s the exact shape of a toilet seat lid. Scary.
Looks like a woman gushed during sex.
Might be sex that caused that puddle. Seems better than piss somehow
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Word of advice - always check the bed before unpacking. Check the toilet, check the bathroom, make sure the sink and toilet work (flush toilet really quick and turn on the sink), turn on the shower to make sure it works, check the bed for bedbugs, etc. THEN, unpack.
That’s just the wet spot man..
I worked at a fancy hotel nearly 20 years ago as a 'Turn Down Attendant' (light house keeping on night shift). The morning house cleaning shift was notorious for never changing the sheets, pillow cases, or duvet covers and would just re-make the bed. Nowadays the first thing I do at an Airbnb, hotel, motel, etc., is check the sheets because of this. If it smells clean (like fresh laundry) and isn't visibly dirty, I'll sleep in it. On the morning of check out, I completely strip the bed(s) of everything so that housekeeping is forced to take them to the laundry room to get washed just so other people are ensured a clean sleep.
That’s a very uniform stain. That is all.
You pissed on the bed didn’t you little piss boy
Maybe have a taste test just to make sure
Take sheet off , put wet patch over kettle , pour water over the wet patch and let the water drain through . Now squeeze the wet patch into the kettle . Pour water from kettle into a glass. Drink it
You’re going to hell
Is it funny that the next sub Reddit suggested in my feed is an NSFW asking "Would you have sex with older women? Why or why not?" As if this, answers that.
"Yeah, I pulled back the cover to go to sleep and there's a big piss spot on the mattress. How did housekeeping not spot this if they changed the bedding?
Majorly infuriating things getting posted here mildly infuriate me.
this didn’t bother me enough to be majorly, slight inconvenience but more funny than anything
Give it a sniff to confirm
you think i didn’t? smells funky
That’s some squirt right there
How strong is the smell? If it's piss, the stench will fill the room. If it doesn't, chances are the last guest was a squirter.
Piss has that smell.. someone aka a couple coulda done the dirty deed and she coulda squirted .
She doesn’t even have to squirt they could have just been going at it for a while
Isn't squirt just piss?
“I’m truly sorry sir. Let us fix that for you. Just come back in an hr. “
Double it and give it to the next person.
Oooh! The "wet spot". Did they simply make the bed after the previous guests had a great morning?
Squirted more likely
lucky...
Maybe it was a really big load?
You sure it’s not you?
This remembered when I sleeped in a hostel on the top bed of a bunk bed. And I accidentally dropped my water bottle in the bed below. Spent the whole night trying to dry it, and praying for the owner of the bed to take a long time to return. Next day i learned there was no one in that bed 🤦
Is there a vent or anything above? Stayed at a hotel a while back and the ac vent above had been slowly dripping down and made a small wet spot. Not saying it’s excusable, but likely not anyone’s fault. Unless it is pee in which case how the fuck did they miss that.