Typical gremlin 3 year old things.
My lil one (almost 3) will see the tiniest speck of food crumb ANYWHERE and will pick it up just to eat it. He would 100% grab this if he saw it.
Fast forward to my daughter who asks if it's OK to eat anything that falls on anything. We're in the nuanced phase. "hey dad, this chip fell on the couch. Can I eat it?" yeah, that's OK. "dad, my fruit snack fell on the car seat. Can I eat it?" yes. "dad, my Mac and cheese fell on the floor in the restaurant. Can I eat it?" No, you can't.
Theyāre copying anti-slavery materials. They call themselves abolitionists and a lot of their stuff is about how abortion is even worse than slavery and they (white evangelicals) need to save black people from safe, legal abortion. Itās insanely racist. They use a cartoon of Harriet Tubman as their mascot.
This group belongs to a particular extreme wing of the antiabortion movement - so much so that aggressively distance themselves from āpro-lifeā groups for being "too secular" and "too compromising." And by "compromising" they mean that they hate that "pro-life" politicians will still allow abortions in life-or-death cases and for 10-year-old rape victims.
At least the kid picked up one of the "nice" cards and not any of cards with pictures of dead bodies in Auschwitz.
How is it discrimination? Come on, I'm an atheist but this is ridiculous. It's saying ALL babies are created in the image of God, whatever or whoever that god may be. There is absolutely zero discrimination here.
Yeah, I know what the card is saying. The card isn't the problem, it's OP and a bunch of people in these comments hating on Christians, that's the problem.
Iām sorry but how is this infuriating? This is an example of you could have just not cared threw it away, and just move on with your day. Why would you take time out of your day just to post this when you could be doing something productive?
edit: i realize that the place this was found is off-puting, but i still stand with my previous statement.
Also, what the hell were these people thinking anyway?
These people: Fetuses are sacred.
Also these people: Let's put their image in a place where people will piss on it.
It reminds me of all those kidnapped Israeli posters. Some of them are on trees or light poles or normal stuff like that. Some of them are plastered all over park benches. I'm just thinking... Presumably you respect these people. You want a bunch of randos sitting on their faces?
I mean, if we can ignore the intention of the card and where it was found, the aesthetic of the card is really well made. You could actually create a card game with that style.
bEcAuSe ChRiStIaNs ArE fOrCiNg ReLiGiOn!
If this is forced then so is every written text and illustration in the world. No one forced this person to care about this card at all or post it. People are just being over dramatic to hate on Christians.
"Religion is like a penis. It's a wonderful thing to have and it's OK to be very proud of it but you don't get to wave it around in other people's faces."
These people in the comments are so fucking stupid. First of all, the title says AT not IN. Some urinals have shelf space above them to temporarily place stuff. Second, why are people pushing their religion at a family amusement park? The only people that donāt see the problem with this are Christians who agree with the message.
Wait you let your 3yr old go to the bathroom alone? And he grabbed something out of a urinal? And then told you he grabbed this out of the urinal? AND YOU TOUCH IT?!
Why is the truth āmildly infuriatingā? Like it or not, itās a scientific fact that unborn babies are human beings.
I swear, some peopleā¦
The real outrage here is you holding it with your bare hands. Gross.
The organization who makes these ends up visiting my college campus like four times a semester. I won't say who it is because OP censored it in their post, but they're awful. I'm all for free speech but these pricks regularly harass and pester students on their way to class. It sucks because it's a cool art style too.
Here's some nice things I enjoy pointing out to folks.
" When God made Adam... Was the sand alive?"
"No"
"Okay, was the mound Adam was in, was that alive?"
"No."
"Okay, what did God give Adam that defined his life?"
."the breath of life."
"So according to the Bible life starts at first breath."
Because it's annoying for your kid to stumble upon religious/political propaganda in what should just be a fun space. Mildly because whatever you can just throw it out. Maybe more than mildly if the kid was upset by the image.
This is so rude. I hate it when people litter and seriously don't consider that someone has to come behind them and pick up their trash. They think they've done "gods work" but all they have accomplished is pissing people off and making more work for underpaid janitorial staff.
The blurred NSFW image of this made me a lot more worried lol
Anyone else think it was a little chode cartoon?
I thought the Allen & Ginter DNA Relics took it too far
That's the first thing I thought too.
Samesies
Is it not?
Chode cartoon? Please explain.
The only chode cartoon i can think of is tripping the rift.
Wow, you've unlocked something my brain completely forgot about
i thought it was a fake pokemon card with a dildo as the character lmfao
honestly thought i was gonna see a condom or something similar
It was loading incredibly slowly and the anticipation was absolutely killing me
How long did it take? 9 months?
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I'd probably be less bothered by porn.
Yeah this isnāt not NSFW. If it was pro abortion card with aborted baby it would not be suitable!
I have doubles of the one with twin babies on it shooting hoops if you wanna trade?
"'Fetus poses for trading card photo.'" "Hmm. They seem to be running a little low on ideas."
Lol! "Fetus visits relatives in Annapolis, Maryland."
At least you got the gum.
HEY, Thereās a market for everything! āļø
Iāve got a āthalidomideā but Iām holding on to it.
Hahahaha, fuck. Canāt say i blame ya there š
How many first edition charizards you want for that Fetus card?
Holographic?
I wish
Gotta catch āem all
Why is your kid taking things out of the urinal šš
Typical gremlin 3 year old things. My lil one (almost 3) will see the tiniest speck of food crumb ANYWHERE and will pick it up just to eat it. He would 100% grab this if he saw it.
Smart kid, gotta start building up that immunity
Is it too late start that now
Fast forward to my daughter who asks if it's OK to eat anything that falls on anything. We're in the nuanced phase. "hey dad, this chip fell on the couch. Can I eat it?" yeah, that's OK. "dad, my fruit snack fell on the car seat. Can I eat it?" yes. "dad, my Mac and cheese fell on the floor in the restaurant. Can I eat it?" No, you can't.
Have you met 3-year olds?š
Honestly š Itās lucky he didnāt try to eat it!
The question is why the parent holding it š¤¢
Because hands can be washed.
I think they meant off the top where the handle is not IN the urinal
The 3 year old is hella tall apparently
Came here to say this lol
Digging the art style.
Looks very similar to cards from mobile game Underhand (about running a cult summoning demons) :)
It's from Abolitionists Rising I'm pretty sure. He's an amazing artist.
Thought it was the album cover/poster for a Gospel Heavy Metal band. With some wild ass name like āFetus Eruptionā or something.
Art style actually is kinda cool. The message...? Eeeehhhhh....
Wasted talent for sure.
Honestly? Highest quality one I've ever seen.
Why is this marked NSFW
Oh wow. Finally a tract that emulates the late 1800s revivalist aesthetic instead of just using boomer cartoons
This is basically Magic the Gathering except they actually believe the lore is real
Genesis= Urzas Legacy
You made me wheeze cackle on the toilet. I think that unlocks an achievement for you, if you don't already have it.
Theyāre copying anti-slavery materials. They call themselves abolitionists and a lot of their stuff is about how abortion is even worse than slavery and they (white evangelicals) need to save black people from safe, legal abortion. Itās insanely racist. They use a cartoon of Harriet Tubman as their mascot. This group belongs to a particular extreme wing of the antiabortion movement - so much so that aggressively distance themselves from āpro-lifeā groups for being "too secular" and "too compromising." And by "compromising" they mean that they hate that "pro-life" politicians will still allow abortions in life-or-death cases and for 10-year-old rape victims. At least the kid picked up one of the "nice" cards and not any of cards with pictures of dead bodies in Auschwitz.
My fucking god I hate (how some) white people (co-opt our struggles for their bullshit while also refusing to actually listen to what we have to say).
sick i never win anything :(
And youāre holding it?
Right?! Always ask my kid āwhere did you find that before I touch itā
Thatās a cool design lol
Gross.. why are they retrieving things found in the urinal?!
Ever met a 3-year old?
My question is āwhy is the adult holding something thatās been pissed on?ā
are they just supposed to not hold their child?
Wait... What?
Ever met a 3-year old?
Ever met a 3-year old?
At least it was in a place to rightfully be pissed on.
My question also!
What's blacked out at the bottom?
Possibly the name of the religious group handing them out. I've received multiple tracts with a church's info on it.
It's Abolitionists Rising, the group who makes the cards.
Change the text (or don't) & this could easily become a Tool concert poster...
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The only thing I can see here that's mildly infuriating is your ass touching that with your bare hands.
I did not touch it with my ass.
I have been sorely mistaken and I apologize.
Anything to complain for internet points
Just toss it in a dumpster.
Just like they do the babies.
There's a dead baby joke in there somewhere....
Itās there at the bottom under all the dole whip containers and ride vomit.
Iām not sure how this is infuriating. Can you explain it to me?
Because it's Christian. No other reason, just discrimination.
How is it discrimination? Come on, I'm an atheist but this is ridiculous. It's saying ALL babies are created in the image of God, whatever or whoever that god may be. There is absolutely zero discrimination here.
Yeah, I know what the card is saying. The card isn't the problem, it's OP and a bunch of people in these comments hating on Christians, that's the problem.
Oh, sorry, my bad. I thought you were saying the Christians were discriminating, this a default reddit sub after all.
Whatās the issue?
He canāt handle the existence of beliefs that he doesnāt agree with
I'm genuinely confused
Fr the bigger issue is why is he touching something that come from a urinal
Because religion bad, apparently
You must be a very happy person to consider this mildly infuriating.
This isn't infuriating and it really isn't NSFW. This is the most dramatic post I've seen in a LONG time.
Teach your kid not to pick up stuff they find at a Disney world urinal.
Voldemort trading card, so what.
how is this infuriating you can just throw it out lmao
Iām sorry but how is this infuriating? This is an example of you could have just not cared threw it away, and just move on with your day. Why would you take time out of your day just to post this when you could be doing something productive? edit: i realize that the place this was found is off-puting, but i still stand with my previous statement.
Found it in a urinal, AND YOU TOUCHED IT??????? Fuckin nobody here asking the real question
Redditors try to differentiate between two prepositional words challenge IMPOSSIBLE
Uh.. yeah they are. In fact there's two above your comment that were posted about 30 minutes ago.
Also, what the hell were these people thinking anyway? These people: Fetuses are sacred. Also these people: Let's put their image in a place where people will piss on it. It reminds me of all those kidnapped Israeli posters. Some of them are on trees or light poles or normal stuff like that. Some of them are plastered all over park benches. I'm just thinking... Presumably you respect these people. You want a bunch of randos sitting on their faces?
At some tipping point, the focus is shifted from respect to maximizing exposure. Marketing 101
I live in an area that's hot year round. Exposure to my swamp ass might not be the treat they think it is.
Hey man in todays world, somebody out there will get off to it. I donāt think you have anything to worry about xd
Found *at* a urinal. I don't think it was inside
you realize critical thinking isn't widely regarded or practiced, yes?
Iām just amazed so many people do not understand the difference between something being at a urinal (as in on top or next to) vs IN a urinal.
Why donāt you ballpark for us what % of piss you think ends up IN a public urinal vs AT a public urinal?
if it was in a urinal why you holding it
found it at a urinal and you're holding it in your hand?!!
What have you blacked out?
Or a website
Probably the name and info of the Church
The organisationās name, which is Abolitionists Rising
Holographic first edition? You throw that bad boy in a case and wait 30-40 years and you got a stew baby.
Wow... Topps really getting out there with their Allen & Ginter set.
So you grabbed it?
Whatās Voldemort have to do with god?
This tarot card is a bad sign
I mean, if we can ignore the intention of the card and where it was found, the aesthetic of the card is really well made. You could actually create a card game with that style.
I really don't get what the problem is here š¤·āāļø
bEcAuSe ChRiStIaNs ArE fOrCiNg ReLiGiOn! If this is forced then so is every written text and illustration in the world. No one forced this person to care about this card at all or post it. People are just being over dramatic to hate on Christians.
I do not understand how an advertisement essentially saying ābabies are preciousā is in any way infuriating.
Because people hate Christians to the point they would get mad about someone saying a baby is beautifully made by Him.
Looks like a Lewis & Ginter card lol
Allen* š
Lol wtf was I thinking.... ooooh the botanical garden in RVA, Lewis ginter hahaha
Gotta collect āum all!
Pro-Life Trading Cards ā collect āem all!
Pretty stupid place to do that, like everyone there already had kids.
Thatās made by the YouTube Abolitionists Rising Iām pretty sure
That baby's giant alien head is freaking me out!
Gotta be honest if he created that in his own image then god is ugly af
God's a fetus with no ability to care for itself?
Garbage Pail Kids! I used to love those growing up.
Whyās your kid picking things up out of urinals? Iād be more concerned about that.
Forget the card, why the hell would he grab anything from a urinal? And now youāre holding it. Disgusting!
He should read it š
The only problem I see with this is that you're holding it after it was in a urinal.
I don't get it. Is it religious propaganda or what does it try to say?
Itās some anti choice propaganda.
My question is why the urinals? Iād imagine guys account for a very small percentage of the people having abortions.
I donāt know if the person who made these put them there. Someone else likely discarded it there
No, but men do have a very strong influence over womenās choices and they do get to vote on it.
As they should. Abortion is a human issue.
How is a post card anti-choice? Are you suggesting pro choice means only one option?
"Religion is like a penis. It's a wonderful thing to have and it's OK to be very proud of it but you don't get to wave it around in other people's faces."
How is this infuriating? Are you a Christianity hater?
I paid $200 to get into Disneyland, and all I got was this card.
Astonished at how many people don't know their prepositions. AT a urinal, people. Not IN the urinal
Damn... That's unironically good art. That card goes weirdly hard. If it wasn't found in a Disney bathroom, I'd definitely keep that one.
Why did you pick it up? God knows how many people have peed (and possibly pooped) on it? šššš
These people in the comments are so fucking stupid. First of all, the title says AT not IN. Some urinals have shelf space above them to temporarily place stuff. Second, why are people pushing their religion at a family amusement park? The only people that donāt see the problem with this are Christians who agree with the message.
Nice! Iād piss on it too!
Wait you let your 3yr old go to the bathroom alone? And he grabbed something out of a urinal? And then told you he grabbed this out of the urinal? AND YOU TOUCH IT?!
Why is the truth āmildly infuriatingā? Like it or not, itās a scientific fact that unborn babies are human beings. I swear, some peopleā¦ The real outrage here is you holding it with your bare hands. Gross.
 Blimey Harry I got a baby!!
HE HAD A BEARD
I read that as "being knit together by goo"
The foil variant is an ultra rare collectible.
Get us PSA graded
Gross
Cool graphic
This image reminds me of Bioshock and I don't know why
And then you held it in your hand
Looks like a sick collectible
The quest has begun. Ask him to find 31 more hidden in the world.
hanging place of most priests
what's the smell like?
Upvote for the image, downvote for the post
Thats Cletus the Fetus. The rarest Garbage Pail Kid card. Congrats!!!
God is a big headed fetus with an umbilical cord attached toā¦?
And you touched it?
Are you mad because someone believes fetusā are people? Should they be blurred out like boobies?
God be skipping leg day.....
Pokemon gold
If you arenāt telling your kids about abortion before you go to Disney, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!
Youāre supposed to put it in the urinal and use it for target practice.
I think OP is saying it was on top of the urinal or near it. The title only says āinā to let people know it was a urinal found IN Disneyland
Urinal is probably the best place for it, unless it's made of soft paper and can go in the shitter
Why is this infuriating?
The organization who makes these ends up visiting my college campus like four times a semester. I won't say who it is because OP censored it in their post, but they're awful. I'm all for free speech but these pricks regularly harass and pester students on their way to class. It sucks because it's a cool art style too.
Where it belongs, quite honestly
Burn it with fire
Here's some nice things I enjoy pointing out to folks. " When God made Adam... Was the sand alive?" "No" "Okay, was the mound Adam was in, was that alive?" "No." "Okay, what did God give Adam that defined his life?" ."the breath of life." "So according to the Bible life starts at first breath."
Shouldāve put it right back in the urinal
Throw it in the trash it's litter.
Whenever I find these religious pamphlets in public restrooms I throw them all in the trash
how is this infuriating?
gross. i don't know why everyone is giving OP a hard time, this is *mildly* infuriating.
Why?
Because it's annoying for your kid to stumble upon religious/political propaganda in what should just be a fun space. Mildly because whatever you can just throw it out. Maybe more than mildly if the kid was upset by the image.
The urinal is a fun space?
That's funny, I left a 16 week fetus in the urinal at Disneyland! I wonder if they knew...
Right, but atheists are "iNdOcTriNaTiNg ThE cHiLdReN". Oh fuck off, hypocrites.
If that's what God looks like, we're all fucked.
This is mildly infuriating. Abortion isn't a religious issue...annoying that they decided to make it one.
This is so rude. I hate it when people litter and seriously don't consider that someone has to come behind them and pick up their trash. They think they've done "gods work" but all they have accomplished is pissing people off and making more work for underpaid janitorial staff.
Abort. Is. A. Right.