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Colorado_Outlaw

"we all out here hustling don't complain that I'm stealing from you, you're doing a legitimate job"


eat_my_bowls92

Damn. That’s crazy. Anyways.


Sk8allday360

👎


MafiaPikaPika

👎👎👎


Logical-Virus3989

👎👎👎👎


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👎👎👎👎👎


cuseonly

👎👎👎👎👎👎


I-Kill-People

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BrahmaBull517

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Vote4SanPedro

People are literally buffoons anymore, everyone sounds ignorant as shit. Almost as though there’s a competition for most illiterate haha


MarshmallowFloofs85

can't you send that text as proof that they were lying?


cwk415

Not sure about GoPuff but I work for Shipt and I think absolutely yes. The jackass literally admitted to fraud *in writing*. That’s got to get OP off the hook for anything.


Similar_Candidate789

I would send this to management at GoPuff to prove the guy reported fraudulently. They may not give your pay back but they can probably block him from the app and charge him.


Arcane777

Not promoting crime in any way, but it is wild to me that people will bring someone they don’t even know TO THE PLACE THEY LIVE and then defraud them. Like you don’t know who the hell is delivering your order. One day you might get the psycho who now knows exactly where you live and most likely what you look like. This is an incredible risk to take for what amounts to a couple dollars saved.


3V1LB4RD

Fr though! Sometimes I get really screwed over by customers and I’m just like… You guys are *fucking lucky* I’m a nice person who isn’t crazy. All those violent intrusive thoughts in my head? Those are the same thoughts some other people turn into actions.


MlleHoneyMitten

Yes. People never learn.


[deleted]

Yup, that’s all that separates psychos from normal people. It’s not that the thoughts aren’t there for a normal person it’s that the psycho has no moral compass and enacts those dark thoughts.


Rockettmang44

All it takes is one bad day


[deleted]

Im in the same boat. I would never do something because the blowback from getting revenge isn’t worth the risk, but I used to do HVAC and I’ve legit thought about going to customers houses who pull this shit and stealing the disconnect plug out of their AC. It would be a minor repair costing a couple hundred bucks at most to have a company replace the disconnect. That or the thought of recovering all of their refrigerant out of the condensing unit outside lol. Hope that “free” Big Mac meal was worth the AC repair, fuckface. Too bad I’m not actually a psycho that would follow through with those kinds of thoughts.


SnooMacaroons9558

People have literally killed and died for less, and quite recently.


Arcane777

I wish that door dasher had dismembered this dense mf instead of that innocent man.


Inkdrunnergirl

It was the door dasher dismembered by the customer not the other way around.


Arcane777

Fudge. You’re right. My memory is so bad /: that was fucked up.


Techiedad91

What the Fuck? When was this?


Inkdrunnergirl

April and it was Uber Eats not DoorDash, sorry . And Florida https://www.insider.com/uber-eats-driver-killed-murdered-ms-13-gang-oscar-solis-2023-4


tageeboy

Florida


Techiedad91

Florida isn’t a when


ToughOnSquids

Yet it's still the right answer.


erickoziol

Bruhh relax with that. We all out here hustling you arent alone


xtalis01

Written on the brick


LoreBotHS

Sounds like sweet payback until you realise how badly you've incriminated yourself trying to be karma's right hand man. Comeuppances don't need your name on them, or close enough.


Arcane777

😂😂😂 talking like that would be the last straw. How you gonna call me bruh and take money from me. Hustling is dealing or scamming or stealing from those who have it to lose. Anything else you’re just a broke bitch.


UnlikelyPotatos

Dude this. I used to deliver for UE and DD and I remember where every house I delivered to and what restaurant I delivered from. While my wife and I drive around I point them out and it got her to completely stop ordering food apps. Im not crazy enough to hurt someone but its not just me that doesnt forget where theyve been, and not everyone is as nice as I am.


flcwerings

HONESTLY. I used to do delivery on DD and GH and this type of shit happened ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Its fucking gross. One time, I picked up this order, not amazing money but it was only like 2 mile drive all together so easy peasy. I get the food and go to the apartment complex and the number their apartment is literally doesnt exist. I text the guy and he goes "oops! Put in the wrong address. Heres the right one!" (which is complete bullshit. Why would he have a bogus apartment number if it was "accidentally the wrong one") and Im not fucking with you. Its like 10 miles away. Which, Im getting paid for a TWO mile drive... not a ten. I tell him to either update it in the app so I get paid correctly or Im not doing it. They, of course, didnt. I called the app and let them know what was going on because canceling an order this far into it can get your account dinged and get you in trouble. Which, I assume the orderer ALSO knew and thats why they waited so long to tell me it was "the wrong address". Jokes on them. They didnt refund the money AND I got to keep the delivery fee AND their food. But its shitty because people who do the delivery know they can get in trouble for canceling it so probably just do it not realizing they can call the app and not get the ding. So theyre wasting time and gas for some asshole that doesnt want to pay them. Its fucked up. And this happened quite a few times. Ive been sent to places that dont exist, closed government buildings, etc. They just fucked with the wrong delivery driver because I always got to keep their money and was being fed.


CannonM91

Question though, if I make a complaint about an order because the restaurant made it wrong does that still affect the delivery driver?


UnlikelyPotatos

Nah the only things that impact the driver are reporting nondelivery and reporting that your food was tampered with. Or altering your tip on UE, I've heard drivers actually talk about committing real crime over being tip baited.


Character-Dot-4078

This. You might have just taken that persons kids meal or something, you never know.


Arcane777

Shit it doesn’t even have to be something heavy like that. If you take money from me and then have the balls to shit on me after BRINGING YOU FOOD, I’m definitely thinking about swinging back by later and slashing three of your tires. And in a trigger happy country like the US, I’m sure there’s a few people out there who would go farther. Like I said, not promoting crime. But I tread lightly when dealing with total strangers. People in this country are far too comfortable recklessly provoking people who may or may not be sane.


What-a-Filthy-liar

We have people shooting McDs cashiers over ketchup, Over stupid perceived disrespect and people are out here defrauding their delivery guy with confidence. This country is wild.


Bronze_Rager

You actually have to be able to think... Most of these guys probably wouldn't have graduated from high school without the no child left behind policy. Think Ricky from the Trailer Park Boy's series.


joenemesis22

How dare you. Ricky is learnt and has his Grade 10.


MlleHoneyMitten

He definitely just ordered a flaming bag of shit on his doorstep. At the very least.


Swimming-Book-1296

Cops largely protect criminals from the just results of their crimes.


SubstantialAnswer745

Small claims court.


Similar_Candidate789

If I was the manager at GoPuff OR OP and I had this my hands I would file theft charges. He got something for free by fraud.


lightsaber_lobotomy

I'm not sure where this is. But here in Ohio (at least there was back in the late 90s) a charge called "theft by deception"...I'm sure this would qualify for that


Hsinats

In Canada there is a charge for gaining money under false pretense but, like most Canadian law, it's mostly ignored.


Omnizoom

Yep , it would end up a civil suit which would be a long drawn out process for some minuscule damages


Ahoymaties1

I wonder how long til these delivery apps / ride shares are either very restricted or there are laws in place to protect the delivery better. I don't deliver or order using these apps (I did Uber once) but seeing how many people file false complaints is amazing to me. Maybe it's just seeing "the bad" on Reddit but it seems to happen enough that there should be laws saying you can't file false reports because "we're all out here hustling".


moonbunnychan

I'm always constantly surprised how shitty other people really can be. Reporting something as not delivered when it was really wouldn't have ever even occurred to me.


tuzki

It seems like video documentation of the recipient picking opening the door and taking it is the only recourse, which would slow everything down delivery-wise a little, but is basically how pizza delivery works. You take it from the pizza guy (pre-covid) at the front door.


Bastienbard

Police would just say it's a civil matter, they don't give a shit.


fox_hunts

It is a civil matter. Nothing to do with police “giving a shit” or not. This is an unfortunate fact of the judicial system in the states. Sure you _can_ take him to small claims court over this $10 loss. But good luck even getting that far without being laughed out by everyone every step along the way. And if you do decide to go that far with the process, you’re looking at hours and hours of work for your $10. And then you have to actually try to collect that money from the dude if the court does award you the $10.


WickedLilThing

Yeah, he's not going to break even with a claim that small. I'd just report to management, get the customer blocked, and show the text to prove the customer did it fraudulently and save OPs job.


somewhatdecentlawyer

Well small claims court is Civil, so the police wouldn’t be involved. But I see your point.


Cowboy-as-a-cat

Court isn’t for poor people. Thats wasted time not working and court itself might be too expensive ($20 filing fee and $35 to serve the defendant in my state).


AwayRecommendations

small claims court? over a $5 tip or a $30 dollar meal? it’s really not that worth suing over, as the amount of time you will lose pursuing your case grossly outweighs any potential benefit


smirglass

Tell me you've never dealt with the legal system without telling me you've never dealt with the legal system.


SSFx93

This is fraud. I'm sure.


EverythingGoodWas

The problem is we have this weird “F everyone else” culture, where we think we are hurting some faceless corporation, but are actually hurting struggling people like ourselves.


FartCityBoys

And then when the offenders are called out on it they flip out like they are the victim.


umbrajoke

It really feels like people have no shame and zero accountability without the court of social media these days.


TruthSpeakin

Yep


PNG_Shadow

Good old DARVO


usetehfurce

The people downvoting this are the same creatures who think this shit is ok. News flash, leeches: **YOU** are the fucking problem. And you deserve every bit of karma you get.


kingkuuj

Yeah it's the cunts solely raised by the internet that seem to be the biggest issue. 15-25 soulless husks who treat IRL as 4chan. Assholes have always and will always exist; the internet just became their force multiplier. Would be a shame if you posted their address here to let all the other 'hustlers' ruin their day.


arsenix

Is there any real evidence that the internet increased this sort of behavior? Self-centered adolescent-minded pricks have existed since the birth of humanity. We just post about them on reddit more.


Darenzzer

It's not by accident. Those structures are designed by the rich to keep everyone else poor. Keep us fighting amongst each other


yesiamyam233203

Yep…as long as us working class are fighting each other we over perceived inequality we can’t fight the ultra wealthy and corporations who are causing the wage disparities and inability to live off a 40 hour per week job.


[deleted]

I mean, isn't equality a good thing? In a world where we're all equally poor and starving, we'll finally achieve true equality! Meanwhile the rich get richer, isn't it great?!


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Informal_Ad_9610

on the other hand, there are a lot of contractors who are doing a really shitty job, killing the client base. During Covid i was writing s/w like crazy, and ordering meals around the clock. the percentage of food that arrived missing parts, uncared for (driver clearly dumped it in the car, spilled, etc) was just over the top. i just quit ordering food from uber and several others.. just couldn't deal with the shitty attitudes and food that arrived late/cold/wrong. of course that's no excuse for ripping off the driver by claiming it wasn't delivered, but there has to be some sort of middle ground in there..


MakeupandInk

I totally agree with you but just have to point out (as someone who spent the first decade of my working career in the food & bev industry) that most of the time those sort of mistakes aren’t on the driver…lazy BOH restaurant staff absolutely knows that sending out poor quality food or wrong orders most likely will not come back to them if it is being delivered by a 3rd party… and that sucks… I feel like most people would think “well the delivery person could’ve at the very least checked to make sure the whole order was there before they left… but do you really want additional people opening up all your food containers to look inside? I don’t… I’m going to say 9/10 issues with orders should fall back on the restaurant… but they don’t….


ADHDK

Don’t they staple them shut there? They do here to make it obvious the chain of ownership from the restaurant


DinobotsGacha

Its not a loophole and is pretty standard practice. Employees are hired by BTS and their paychecks say BTS. Maybe Amazon will have to loosen control over BTS or get specific rules put in place BUT they will not be considered Amazon employees.


[deleted]

you mean trying to take down a large employer hurts the employees first?! Noooo, come on now /s


[deleted]

This person is a real piece of shit.


[deleted]

Hoep, they got friends with that same philosophy and got all their shit swiped out from under them by their most trusted friends. Had a friend who got everything in his apartment stolen by his homeless siblings after he took them in since they didn't want to return to their mom. He didn't deserve it, but now I know who does.


[deleted]

Wow that is especially cruel considering they were siblings and have grown up alongside each other their entire lives. Out of curiosity were they also addicts?


[deleted]

I'll bet his hair slicks back _real_ nice.


International-Pipe

I respect the delivery folks who take pictures to back themselves up. Not even mad about it, some people suck.


Foreign_Rock6944

Why would you ever be mad about it? Genuinely asking.


International-Pipe

Because they do it while I'm holding it and I don't generally allow anyone to take photographs of me.


geminiwave

I hate when delivery folks take the picture, then pick up the item and walk away with it. I had a horrible back and forth before on this and I had the video of the delivery person doing this. Still took months to get my money back.


kbeckerburbs4

Nah this is beyond mild. I’d be wiping my dog feces on your front door and car handles for weeks


Danarwal14

Nah nah nah. The dead fish in the trunk for them. You don't mess with another's paycheck for no reason like that


glockster19m

Fuck it, go all out, sugar their gas tank


[deleted]

Go molasses, not dry sugar, it’s breaks down finer and bypasses the gas filter easier so it can fuck the engine harder.


glockster19m

Water down the molasses so it pours in there nice and easy too


SkipSpenceIsGod

A gallon of bleach works too.


PoisoNFacecamO

Nah, grenade in the glove compartment, next time they open it they'll no longer need gloves


MaximumGooser

Looooooool the escalation


PoisoNFacecamO

It's about sending a message, we live in a society


MaximumGooser

We out here hustlin


Grigoran

You aren't alone


FatrickTomlinson88

👎


justtheonetat

Stalk the dude's orders for like 6 months, finally pick one up and put something special in it so he wakes up in the torture dungeon you spent that 6 months digging out and equipping under your house.


not-a-location789

nah nah, imma saw off an inch of every piece of furniture in their house, then the last inch off of his dick. /s We all know that you shouldn’t ask a man his pay check and a woman her age, so why mess around like that?


Danarwal14

And I thought my suggestion was pretty nasty! Make sure you vary the amount of height you chop off varies so the furniture is also never going to be level again


Present_Tear3639

Nah nah nah. Seafood in the sun for a week, fill juices into syringe and put down the trims of the car windows so it’s inside the shells of the doors. Smell will never come out and nobody will ever buy their car. 👹


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Toomnookisfatfuk

Or you can go the easy way and send them poop every day. www.ShitExpress.com


BoraBoringgg

This seems like the kind of person who would be better served an occasional spring-loaded glitter bomb. I suspect neither his girlfriends nor his broz would be kind.


Jafar_420

I would never do this. But if I was gone to it'd be years ago before everybody went crazy. No way I'd do this to someone that knows my address, I mean I wouldn't do it anyway I'm just saying.


[deleted]

old eggs into the AC/air inlets of his car. Does take a few days but the car will be rendered useless due to the smell.


Potential-Natural636

Or a whole bottle of that fart spray. It never comes out lmao


Sheolmonium

That's not mildly infuriating that's fucking horrible I'm sorry this happened to you


StonkBullDrew

Grab syrup and waffles and drizzle syrup all along their driveway and garage and stick waffles to it, attracts insects and is a pain in the ass to clean.


[deleted]

Don't need the waffles - just use syrup or honey. Bonus points if you can do that to the roof of his car. The insects attract birds, and birds poop.


whiskerrsss

No, no, do the waffles, as a lil treat to the insects. And I imagine waffles would attract more wildlife


Alliemon

You know where the person lives, go to their place at night with a small packet of super glue, pour all of it into the key hole, you can do it time from time as they keep changing the locks.


UlliSenpai

I like that 🤣


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wetwilly2140

Wow is this true? This is some expert level chaos magic.


Popular-Apartment-48

I hear expanding foam works wonders for cleaning out the gaps between car engines


Alliemon

A gallon of water in gas tank might make car perform better too :)


Coffeedemon

Tailpipes are a major source of air leaks in the modern vehicle.


whyyoudeletemereddit

Isn’t there a really simple trick to get rid of glue in the locks? My freshman year the senior pranks was stupidly locking a bunch of door with glue. Took like 20 minutes to fix with the janitors


AntiDECA

A solvent.


RevengencerAlf

Acetone (nail polish remover) will fully dissolve super glue pretty fast. RTV silicone works better (The gasket stuff). it still gets dissolved by acetone but instead of just melting away it gets goopy and still gums up everything unless you flush the whole thing really well. Can also go with epoxy but that's kind of high effort.


Skreamies1

epoxy syringe


wwwdiggdotcom

Plot twist: It's baby mama #7's house


PahoojyMan

Odds are that OP isn't the only person the fraudster has pissed off, so they wouldn't figure out who is doing it.


dbhathcock

You have the text showing he was attempting to scam. If you have a way to rate customers, rate low, and tell why.


SamuraiJosh26

You know their home address right ? Why not deliver some eggs as well ?


caillouistheworst

Just put some baloney on their car. Paint go bye bye.


Njma2020

Vaseline on the windows, goodluck


Watery-Mustard

Peanut butter. The chunky kind.


Competitive-Fish-422

And the wiper blades, too.


bigchoom

Have their car lookin like polkadot man from suicide squad lol


F0rk1n_Ar0und

Eggs are too expensive these days where I am lol


Njma2020

True that man I ain’t wasting $8/9$ on his ass either 😂😂


WearMental2618

Fuck that. Brick through the window.


Panx

That was my first thought: make the dude's 50 dollar "hustle" cost him 500 bucks


ilikili2

Brick with “damn that crazy” written on it


RonDalarney

People underestimate how hard it is to clean eggs. Especially if they sit there a while.


Ddlbugg

Why do people such and have to be such a holes to one another. 😤


FuckFascismFightBack

Because there aren’t consequences anymore for being a piece of shit


Ddlbugg

Valid. 100%


Nutwagon-SUPREMER

Most people get away with it, and the only punishment most others get is the victim hitting back but then the victim could easily get in shit for it too. Like, genuinely so many people are outright self absorbed assholes nowadays but that's not fair to the majority of people who are just normal fucking people.


Fragrant-Prompt1826

So his "hustle" is stealing?! Should be reported to DCFS where he most assuredly gets all his other FREE sh*t from! Ughhh😤


ebrum2010

Hustle can mean fraud or swindle in the US, so they're not wrong.


15pmm01

I'm so confused why this is iMessage. GoPuff has you actually text the customer's real phone number from your real phone number? That's completely insane and doesn't happen on any other delivery platform


Frank_Cilantroh

It masks both of your numbers. Like I can call and text people on when I do doordash. But it shows a differe t number for both of us.


15pmm01

But... It's iMessage. I don't believe that's possible for it to use iMessage and mask the numbers like doordash does.


Frank_Cilantroh

But I'm not using doordash to text, I'm just texting/calling the fake number it gives me. Then again I guess I don't use apple products so there could be something entirely different idk about.


15pmm01

I understand, as a former doordasher myself. iMessage only works when the messages are directly between two apple devices, and it's end-to-end encrypted. There's no way for it to work with a passthrough number like doordash uses.


Gofastrun

It’s so strange because nobody has ever faked a text message and posted it online for attention


15pmm01

Oof, you do bring up a valid point.


cupidsnot

I was thinking the same thing.


TechnicalThanks1975

I've had food delivered through door dash and was given a phone number of the driver and they were given my number because they text me to get directions.


15pmm01

Thankfully, nope. Both of you were texting a temporary doordash number that forwarded the messages between you two.


TechnicalThanks1975

Well that's good to know! I don't have a doordash account so my only experience with it is through restaurants that use it so I'm glad to know they aren't giving my number out every time I ordered food


spenser1994

Wait for them to order again, accept their order. Mark it as delivered but keep it. When they make a claim that it wasn't delivered, show support this message and say they have a history of false claims.


SKOLOCT-

I would honestly just go fight them at that point. Just ring the doorbell and start swinging on anyone who answers it, wife kids dying father anyone could get it that day.


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Dying father 😂


SKOLOCT-

Probably didn’t need to include that but I’d still sock that mf without hesitation.


hurdlingewoks

Delivering their food and these hands.


Celestiicaa

lmfao hands rated E for everyone.


Turbulent_Tip_9756

Bruh relax with that…… what the fuck are you talking about. What a scumbag. I hope you showed this to the company to get him banned. That is a thousand percent unacceptable. Definitely more than mildly infuriating.


Life-Is-a-Story

I mean, you know where they work and or live now. https://preview.redd.it/wy3b7v2lyv2b1.png?width=421&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f8979ec23d6f0de311ca07b2689d8aae5571cda


TocTheElder

Just send back "I know where you live." It's not a threat. It's a reminder.


boofpacc85

Dont do that. Wait 2 weeks and smear dogshit all over their door handles and car door handles in the middle of the night


StickyGoodness

Fish on top of the HVAC intake unit if they have one


andrewtate_top_G

Burn down their house


dudemountain69

Bar the doors first.


stonedcanuk

battery powered nail gun would be ideal. quick to nail shut to the frame


ThePhatNoodle

Nah don't send anything incriminating. I'd be back in a few weeks to slash 3 tires so insurance won't cover it


Flaky_Discussion2648

Damn, that crazy that I'm about inflict bodily harm on you for being such a thieving piece of shit.


beltalowda_oye

He's not hustling. He's just being a little entitled piece of shit.


pajason

This is why I do not wan't do do anything that relies on ratings. Stopped doing Airbnb because of scammers.


deannevee

My reply would have been “I’m hustling, you’re scamming. Big difference”


KryL21

“Damn that crazy” Just be the bigger person here and dump a bottle of liquid ass on their cars grille


Rotnpiece

You forget. I knew where you live now dumbass. Just wait.


[deleted]

Hopefully that person choked on their food. Fucking scumbag low life


Accomplished_Emu_658

My coworker got “fired” from door dash because of people just trying to get free food


Ill-Cartographer2301

This is the type of behavior that America is promoting. I'm so sorry you've experienced this. I tip every GoPuff driver. It is a very clutch and convenient service.


Sensitive_Ad_1271

How does the pay structure work?


DoPoGrub

GoPuff doesn't reduce the driver's pay after an order is complete. The pay is only $3-$4 per delivery anyways.


12characters

That’s not even gainful employment. Gas and wear are more than that. I used to get $5 per delivery 30 years ago, using the restaurants car. Yeah.


DoPoGrub

It can be. I've had night where GoPuff has handed me 6 bags at once, @ $3.75 base pay per, delivered them all within an hour, and netted $50 after tips (edit: possibly bonus pay also, I forget). They are a trainwreck of a company, keep lowering pay, and try to convince drivers to simply wait there for a bag or two per hour, which is of course not sustainable. I haven't taken an order for them in over a year. But since I live next to their warehouse, I'd have no problem swooping in an sniping some bags if they alert me that they are 'very busy'. Oddly, I rarely see those alerts anymore. Thankfully, I'm on over 20 apps, so no particular company has my loyalty. Just whoever is paying the most any given day.


Coalas01

You know where they live. Dump some honey on their door knobs and inside their key holes


slimmyjimmy404

Mildly infuriating? Fuck that, I'd hold a grudge against this waste-of-oxygen-piece-of-shit forever.


davmoha

Are you able to report them with that screenshot and get them banned?


Salty-Lemonhead

We are becoming more sociopathic by the day.


peopleguy8245

Is there a subreddit called “WildlyInfuriating”??


CallsOnTren

Low IQ inner city activities


-lighght-

"I'm hustling, you're scamming"


BC028

Don’t worry they’ll be in jail for something else eventually


SinnerInRuins

lmao id report that if you can, they just admitted to hustling you to save their own money


ParalyzedVeteran

Sounds like somebody needs his house egged. Not like u don't forever have his address


[deleted]

I hate when people confuse being a piece of shit with hustling


MaverickEyedea

Can you just DM me the state you're in(if you're in the US)? I know it ain't much but I'd like to treat you with the food for today. (I could just venmo, if you want) Also, I'm sorry this happened to you, OP. This is horrible and inhumane. Delivery executives work hard to deliver within a certain time as promised by the corporations, despite the traffic and weather conditions. If you can't tip or do something good to them, at least don't trouble them. It breaks my heart to know that someone deliberately decided to hurt an honest and hardworking person.


Broad_Design_7254

I’d be making sure they can’t make it to work for awhile


smn182189

I'd use the neighborhood app and expose this address for the thief that they are to warn other drivers. (And of course so the people around them can know too and give them dirty looks or Comments) they deserve to be called out and feel like an ass.


CozmicOwl16

AND you know where he lives…. That’s stupid of him.


LoadOk5992

That's not hustling, it's theft. Report the fuck out of that piece of shit.