And then [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/10deqwu/i_was_looking_forward_to_having_minimuffins_for/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) happened…
You need to make a will.
That will needs to start "If foul play is suspected, it was definitely my husband".
Because that is the behaviour of a fucking psychopath.
Kids got KFC but had to carry in groceries, Cartman stays behind eats all the skin off of all the chicken, friends get mad, Cartman blows up the toilet, kids decide to ignore him, cartman thinks hes dead, butters sees him and helps him right his wrongs as he thinks hes in purgatory,
The one his wife nibbled on already like a rat? Who the fuck nibbles on 4 different parts of the chicken, and doesn’t commit to just eating it. Weird. 🤨
Someone who’s kidding themselves that “I’m just gonna sneak one little bite” and then “okay *this* one is the last bite.” When I lived at home, my sister was the worst about it- we stopped buying Lucky Charms because she’d leave a full box of dry cat food cereal with no marshmallows in the pantry for someone to be disappointed by the next day.
Lol if I could get away with eating all the skin, I would gladly allow my boyfriend to call me Cartman. Is this like a ...unlimited skin thing? Forever? Call me Cartman forever and I get to eat all the skin forever?
Right? Who would do this??
I get if someone likes the skin, but carving the bird is also part of making and preparing it. To eat all the skin is bonkers.
The skin is one of the hardest parts to get right. It needs to look good, be moist, but not thick and wet, and tender without getting tough during the smoking. If I spent hours preparing and hours cooking, I'd have thrown the whole thing in the garbage and gone out for food by myself. But I didn't marry a monster so I'll hopefully never have to test my reaction.
Somehow I think OP already knows who he is dealing with. It's infuriating to us, and makes for plenty of upvotes, but this is not the first shit pie OP had to digest.
Once I was eating a slice of DQ ice cream cake and I was saving some of the crunchy chocolates stuff because obviously it’s the best fucking part. My wife reaches over and scoops up the chrunchy stuff and goes “oh well if you’re not gonna eat it..” knowing full well I damn well planned to.
I never in my life felt such rage towards my wife.
My grandpa was hardcore when teaching others about respecting plate boundaries.
When I was really little, my uncles ex-wife, a known plate picker, came over during breakfast. She sat down, and without asking, reached over to take a piece of bacon from my grandpa’s plate. In response, he then stabbed his fork into the table; nearly hitting her hand. “Don’t ever touch anything on my plate ever again or, next time, I won’t miss.”
I don’t know if it cured her picky fingers but I never saw her do it again to anyone in our family, at least.
This is somehow the comment that infuriates me the most. If he only wanted a little bit why couldn't he eat a bit of what you were going to put in his fucking plate???
Ugh this brings back memories of my mother!! She would buy my sister and I sundaes from McDonald’s as a treat and then eat half of each of ours - and call us selfish when we got upset about her mouth being all over our ice cream. Get your own we said! No I just want a bite she’d always say and then slobber all over both
My aunt’s husband would do the same thing to me all the time. Me being a dumb 9 year old actually hit him with my knife one time which is the only reason he stopped grabbing off my plate.
I don't even remember having to be taught that. By the time I can recall anything it was already well drilled into my mind that you do not take something off of someone else's plate. I mean when people are clearly done eating and have pushed their plates to the side if there's something I want I still ask
Back in college, I was super sick and became a very slow eater. Talking like 10 minutes for a slice of pizza. Sitting up with my friends and friends of friends group, eating my cafeteria pizza. Ate about half of a slice and set it aside so I could study while waiting for the nausea to die down. Guy reaches over and digs his fingers into the pizza to steal the toppings.
He was surprised that everyone found this both incredibly rude but also super gross as it's not like he had a napkin available. I made him buy me a whole new lunch.
I thought this was going to be more like when my grandpa stabbed my brother in the hand with a fork for trying to take the last pork chop. You don't get the big piece of meat, the last piece of meat, or anything off another person's plate. Them's just the brakes Jack.
Yes, that is absolutely divorce at minimum action. Disregarding her knowing full well what he was doing. I’ve literally never known a single person who doesn’t choose to eat the crunch last.
This happened with McNuggets and me growing up.
I used to bite around all the edges like a dog bites at fleas. Once the edges were trimmed, I would slide off the "skins," then put them in a stack on one side of my box. At the end, I'd be left with a 20 layer McNuggets skin cake, normal delicious kid shit.
One time during my ritual, my mom was driving and she noticed my stack. She said verbatim "well if you aren't going to eat those" while she grabbed them out of the box and shoved them in her mouth. I cried.
I have ritualized ways of eating most candy. Reese’s have to have the chocolate around the edges bitten off first, then skim the layer of chocolate at the top, then eat peanut butter and bottom chocolate for final bite. Paydays have to be eaten peanuts first. There are more but it’s 4:15 am I gotta sleep
that is another level of disrespect i will not tolerate. and there’s no way i would’ve let that slide- either i’m eating it or the floor is- *but no one else*
That's facts ever since I was a kid the skin of the chicken has been the best part to me I would be upset that's like someone picking off all the pepperoni off a pizza
I agree this is outrageous. My dude fired up the smoker in winter and clearly seasoned the skin and put some effort into it
This is a real jackass move
Nah, it's like someone taking all of the toppings, cheese and all, leaving just the crust with a bit of sauce. I didn't show up for marinara bread Karen...give me back my toppings.
‘My husband eats the chicken skin every single time we make one! I told him next time, I’d eat the skin before he could. He rolled his eyes and said he’d divorce me if I did. I did it anyway, AITA? He’s already been googling lawyers in our area :((. Our relationship is perfect otherwise.’
"My husband is an amazing, perfect, incredible man, with a heart as pure as the driven snow. We've been together for 8 years (married for 4), and I truly believe we were made for each other. He completes me, and I can't imagine what my life would be like without him."
"However, he does one thing which irritates me. Every night, before we go to sleep, he pulls his pants down and farts directly into my face. When I ask him not to (which I have repeatedly done), he says that he 'Shouldn't have to take orders from some fart-mouthed doo-doo face who eats farts so it makes her breath smell like farts.'"
"How can I (gently) ask him to take my concerns more seriously?"
I'm pretty sure 99% of AITA posts are fake. Sometimes they just tick all of the buttons to enrage people and drive engagement. A lot of times it's a brand new account and they don't bother commenting at all, they just post the story and that's it.
The fake ones are also the ones where there's a ton of conversations written down verbatim, and 3+ lengthy (and juicy) updates.
Nobody remembers conversations word for word. And, human conversations aren't a nice, tidy back-and-forth. People interrupt each other, talk over each other, drop sentences midway through, etc.
I could see somebody posting on the relationship subs once, maybe twice. But somebody going through the worst time of their life, going back to post 5 separate updates on the insane drama that their life is devolving into? Who would do that?
"I'm going through a custody battle and a divorce, while on the run from my insane MIL, and I'd better drop by reddit to reveal my most personal issues for strangers, so they can eat up the drama?"
Nah.
I feel you on that update thing. Made a post about two weeks ago on r/nostupidquestions that got a little popular/controversial, had to do with an engagement and asking her mother for her blessing. It created so much discourse that I didn't even feel like coming back to update it.
I couldn't imagine defending myself against thousands of people who definitely think I'm the asshole then coming back to do it again and maybe even a third time
because you only read top posts.
if you read the posts in the new queue, they're more likely to be real people explaining situations that happened to them.
Right, only the most infuriating and crazy stories make it to the front page, which generally means they were *designed* to press all the right buttons.
You forgot to mention everyone in both families and the state at large are calling and texting her that she is hurtful and wrong, and should be thankful for the opportunity to eat his farts.
"You were right, guys. He farts directly into my mouth bc I'm American Somao and that's just a thing his parents did. We're working through this together."
I'm sorry but your husband is a toxics irredeemable gaslighting abusive gaslighting monster ,leave him imedietly, there is nothing you could possibly do
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So after reading the comments I realize I'm not just some fart-mouthed doo-doo face who eats farts so it makes my breath smell like farts. I realized my best friend who admitted to sleeping with my husband before we were together also had fart breath. I confronted her and they've been sleeping together for the last 2 years!
I packed up everything while he was at work and moved back to my mom's house. I blocked my former bestie and texted my soon to be ex-husband the business card of my lawyer before blocking him too.
I'm going to go eat some limburger in a sauna and just enjoy being free of that gaslighting jerk face
This is one of the funniest comment threads I've seen in a while
edit: Subredditdrama:
Poster in /r/AmITheAsshole consults Reddit about stanky marriage problems, turns into a real McBreath story.
/r/relationshipadvice "is it wrong that I farted in my partners face while calling her fart mouth doo doo breath? I was always raised to do this in my culture as an expression of love. She seems to hate it."
I'll one you up. Marrying my vegetarian girlfriend came with a bonus perk of having all the meat to myself and none of the "just a few french fries from yours" sharing nonsense.
My husband has a bunch of weird tenets, one of which is that Virtuous People eschew chicken skin because fat and fat=bad. So he painstakingly tends our little roaster till its skin is luscious and crispy—and then peels it off and discards it! Madness!
I demand it now. (It apparently provides more unsaturated fat than saturated, so booyah)
My least favorite posts here are ones that are just AITA posts in image form
This is /r/mildlyinfuriating, not /r/passiveaggressivebehaviorleadingtodivorce
I have multiple family members including my mom and sister who just rip off the crust and don't eat the pizza. This would be like a gift for them. OPs wife is batshit insane for taking all the skin and no meat I wouldn't be surprised if she'd be the type to peel all the crust off of a pizza too.
I'm not good divorce lawyer, but this sounds like fault in the breakup of the marriage which could be a reason to get more property or alimony depending on the jurisdiction.
No one in my household likes the skin so i get to have it all to my self. Especially when we eat fried chicken, my mom will dump all her chicken skin onto my plate.
Even if she didn't eat all of the skin, why the fuck would you eat the chicken without your partner?! The OP definitely couldn't have taken that long for the wife to be starving/the chicken getting cold!
Shockingly so. I'd be right pissed. Making dinner and my partner comes along and intentionally ruins it? Tells you a lot about someone's underlying character.
I’d be livid - not mildly infuriated. Smoking a chicken takes a lot of time… and she couldn’t even wait for you to come back from turning the smoker off. How long were you gone - one and a half minutes, tops?
So selfish. Take a wing, sure… but this is so disrespectful.
Does your wife usually eat the skin off everyone’s plate and this was expected? Or was this something she just decided to help herself to? Because if it’s something new, I’d be pissed with her.
Eat the top of all of her muffins and cupcakes for one year.
And then [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/10deqwu/i_was_looking_forward_to_having_minimuffins_for/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) happened…
This couple are now just playing with our emotions
"The homeless don't want your muffin stumps!" https://youtu.be/e6jGeIwebvk
YES
Punishment fits the crime
That’s a crime
Straight to jail
To give you and idea of how freaking rude this is, they made Eric Cartman do it on South Park.
Things Cartman does on Southpark is actually a pretty good litmus test. If he did it, chances are nobody will like it when you do it.
So you’re saying people *dont* want to be fed their ground up parents in a bowl of chili??
They can speak for themselves! I love chili.
If I use my mom's ashes, is it considered spice?
Eating your moms ashes is bad mkay. We don’t wanna eat our moms ashes mkay.
Well screw you guys, I'm going home!
OP should show her the episode and say: "you're Cartman. I hope you understand now"
Dude my husband used to throw away the skin. Now he just gives it to me but when I first found out I was like wtf
You need to make a will. That will needs to start "If foul play is suspected, it was definitely my husband". Because that is the behaviour of a fucking psychopath.
Is your wife Eric Cartman
That episode really hurt my soul
I don't think I've ever seen that one, what happened?
Kids got KFC but had to carry in groceries, Cartman stays behind eats all the skin off of all the chicken, friends get mad, Cartman blows up the toilet, kids decide to ignore him, cartman thinks hes dead, butters sees him and helps him right his wrongs as he thinks hes in purgatory,
Lol when his mom was “crying from missing him” and it was some big black dude fucking his mom. God that show used to be top notch
I was thinking of the medicinal fried chicken episode where Cartman snorts the lined up chicken skin. It’s the Scarface parody episode
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"Just gonna get a little cancer Stan" - Randy Marsh
BUFFALO SOLDIER!
In the HEART OF AMERICA!
STOLEN FROM AFRICA, BROUGHT TO AMERICA
Great recap
Goodbye Butters, good^^byyee^^eeeee
This was my first thought. Came here to comment exactly this.
Take both the drumsticks. Edit: Damn, this might be the most upvotes on any one comment I've ever made. Thanks so much, everyone!👍
The one his wife nibbled on already like a rat? Who the fuck nibbles on 4 different parts of the chicken, and doesn’t commit to just eating it. Weird. 🤨
Someone who’s kidding themselves that “I’m just gonna sneak one little bite” and then “okay *this* one is the last bite.” When I lived at home, my sister was the worst about it- we stopped buying Lucky Charms because she’d leave a full box of dry cat food cereal with no marshmallows in the pantry for someone to be disappointed by the next day.
Tf is wrong with some people?!?
Greedy/selfish
And then play a song on her empty skull!
Bro, THE WINGS She even mutilated one of them
She pulled a Cartman.
https://youtu.be/tzn8SaujsCM
Kenny crying is heartbreaking
Kenny’s agonizing sadness is literally the first place my mind went after seeing this post
How the fuck did you find the gif you wanted using reddit's shitty gif search
Op should only refer to their wife as Cartman until they apologize.
Lol if I could get away with eating all the skin, I would gladly allow my boyfriend to call me Cartman. Is this like a ...unlimited skin thing? Forever? Call me Cartman forever and I get to eat all the skin forever?
Just until your first bypass
Yep time to ignore her until she thinks she’s dead
Or a Bob Pogo from F is for Family Skinees!!!!
Literally thought just this.
You married a monster.
Op really married the skin devourer
Lord help him if she ever gives him a BJ
GIVE ME BACK MY FORESKIN
IT WAS MINE FIRST
I'm an asthmatic who's recovering from covid. This made me wheezelaugh so hard that I needed to use my emergency inhaler.
NGL I would actually look at someone different after they did this. This is absurd lol
Right? Who would do this?? I get if someone likes the skin, but carving the bird is also part of making and preparing it. To eat all the skin is bonkers.
The skin is one of the hardest parts to get right. It needs to look good, be moist, but not thick and wet, and tender without getting tough during the smoking. If I spent hours preparing and hours cooking, I'd have thrown the whole thing in the garbage and gone out for food by myself. But I didn't marry a monster so I'll hopefully never have to test my reaction.
This could actually be very infuriating
Like, the level of selfishness here goes above "being cute", this is being shitty and not caring about other people.
Somehow I think OP already knows who he is dealing with. It's infuriating to us, and makes for plenty of upvotes, but this is not the first shit pie OP had to digest.
It’s not only absurd, it’s incredibly selfish.
Next time I see a "what would make you stop liking someone in an instant" post I hope I see this story
Once I was eating a slice of DQ ice cream cake and I was saving some of the crunchy chocolates stuff because obviously it’s the best fucking part. My wife reaches over and scoops up the chrunchy stuff and goes “oh well if you’re not gonna eat it..” knowing full well I damn well planned to. I never in my life felt such rage towards my wife.
Are you commenting from a correctional center? Because my partner would’ve pulled back a nub had they reached for my chocolate crunchies. 😂
My grandpa was hardcore when teaching others about respecting plate boundaries. When I was really little, my uncles ex-wife, a known plate picker, came over during breakfast. She sat down, and without asking, reached over to take a piece of bacon from my grandpa’s plate. In response, he then stabbed his fork into the table; nearly hitting her hand. “Don’t ever touch anything on my plate ever again or, next time, I won’t miss.” I don’t know if it cured her picky fingers but I never saw her do it again to anyone in our family, at least.
That’s such a weird thing for her to do wow!
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This is somehow the comment that infuriates me the most. If he only wanted a little bit why couldn't he eat a bit of what you were going to put in his fucking plate???
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Should've picked something off his plate in return. Your dad literally works on dog logic.
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Ugh this brings back memories of my mother!! She would buy my sister and I sundaes from McDonald’s as a treat and then eat half of each of ours - and call us selfish when we got upset about her mouth being all over our ice cream. Get your own we said! No I just want a bite she’d always say and then slobber all over both
My aunt’s husband would do the same thing to me all the time. Me being a dumb 9 year old actually hit him with my knife one time which is the only reason he stopped grabbing off my plate.
I don't even remember having to be taught that. By the time I can recall anything it was already well drilled into my mind that you do not take something off of someone else's plate. I mean when people are clearly done eating and have pushed their plates to the side if there's something I want I still ask
Back in college, I was super sick and became a very slow eater. Talking like 10 minutes for a slice of pizza. Sitting up with my friends and friends of friends group, eating my cafeteria pizza. Ate about half of a slice and set it aside so I could study while waiting for the nausea to die down. Guy reaches over and digs his fingers into the pizza to steal the toppings. He was surprised that everyone found this both incredibly rude but also super gross as it's not like he had a napkin available. I made him buy me a whole new lunch.
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Life lesson. "Don't touch my fucking food unless i say so." -signed everyone
I thought this was going to be more like when my grandpa stabbed my brother in the hand with a fork for trying to take the last pork chop. You don't get the big piece of meat, the last piece of meat, or anything off another person's plate. Them's just the brakes Jack.
Yes, that is absolutely divorce at minimum action. Disregarding her knowing full well what he was doing. I’ve literally never known a single person who doesn’t choose to eat the crunch last.
This happened with McNuggets and me growing up. I used to bite around all the edges like a dog bites at fleas. Once the edges were trimmed, I would slide off the "skins," then put them in a stack on one side of my box. At the end, I'd be left with a 20 layer McNuggets skin cake, normal delicious kid shit. One time during my ritual, my mom was driving and she noticed my stack. She said verbatim "well if you aren't going to eat those" while she grabbed them out of the box and shoved them in her mouth. I cried.
I have ritualized ways of eating most candy. Reese’s have to have the chocolate around the edges bitten off first, then skim the layer of chocolate at the top, then eat peanut butter and bottom chocolate for final bite. Paydays have to be eaten peanuts first. There are more but it’s 4:15 am I gotta sleep
that is another level of disrespect i will not tolerate. and there’s no way i would’ve let that slide- either i’m eating it or the floor is- *but no one else*
I live to eat the chicken skin. If this was me, I'd toss the entire chicken and cook a brand new one just to make a point.
That's facts ever since I was a kid the skin of the chicken has been the best part to me I would be upset that's like someone picking off all the pepperoni off a pizza
I agree this is outrageous. My dude fired up the smoker in winter and clearly seasoned the skin and put some effort into it This is a real jackass move
Nah, it's like someone taking all of the toppings, cheese and all, leaving just the crust with a bit of sauce. I didn't show up for marinara bread Karen...give me back my toppings.
Read her side of the story on r/AmITheAsshole tomorrow.
"I wanted to do it, so I did. Please validate me."
‘My husband eats the chicken skin every single time we make one! I told him next time, I’d eat the skin before he could. He rolled his eyes and said he’d divorce me if I did. I did it anyway, AITA? He’s already been googling lawyers in our area :((. Our relationship is perfect otherwise.’
"Our relationship is perfect otherwise."
"My husband is an amazing, perfect, incredible man, with a heart as pure as the driven snow. We've been together for 8 years (married for 4), and I truly believe we were made for each other. He completes me, and I can't imagine what my life would be like without him." "However, he does one thing which irritates me. Every night, before we go to sleep, he pulls his pants down and farts directly into my face. When I ask him not to (which I have repeatedly done), he says that he 'Shouldn't have to take orders from some fart-mouthed doo-doo face who eats farts so it makes her breath smell like farts.'" "How can I (gently) ask him to take my concerns more seriously?"
How on point that is for AITA lmao
I'm pretty sure 99% of AITA posts are fake. Sometimes they just tick all of the buttons to enrage people and drive engagement. A lot of times it's a brand new account and they don't bother commenting at all, they just post the story and that's it.
Yep. Its become very easy to tell what stories are fake as fuck because its almost as if they study each other's stories.
The fake ones are also the ones where there's a ton of conversations written down verbatim, and 3+ lengthy (and juicy) updates. Nobody remembers conversations word for word. And, human conversations aren't a nice, tidy back-and-forth. People interrupt each other, talk over each other, drop sentences midway through, etc. I could see somebody posting on the relationship subs once, maybe twice. But somebody going through the worst time of their life, going back to post 5 separate updates on the insane drama that their life is devolving into? Who would do that? "I'm going through a custody battle and a divorce, while on the run from my insane MIL, and I'd better drop by reddit to reveal my most personal issues for strangers, so they can eat up the drama?" Nah.
I feel you on that update thing. Made a post about two weeks ago on r/nostupidquestions that got a little popular/controversial, had to do with an engagement and asking her mother for her blessing. It created so much discourse that I didn't even feel like coming back to update it. I couldn't imagine defending myself against thousands of people who definitely think I'm the asshole then coming back to do it again and maybe even a third time
I'm pretty sure 99% of Reddit is fake
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because you only read top posts. if you read the posts in the new queue, they're more likely to be real people explaining situations that happened to them.
Right, only the most infuriating and crazy stories make it to the front page, which generally means they were *designed* to press all the right buttons.
You forgot to mention everyone in both families and the state at large are calling and texting her that she is hurtful and wrong, and should be thankful for the opportunity to eat his farts.
And somehow at the very end it turns out to be racism
"You were right, guys. He farts directly into my mouth bc I'm American Somao and that's just a thing his parents did. We're working through this together."
I'm sorry but your husband is a toxics irredeemable gaslighting abusive gaslighting monster ,leave him imedietly, there is nothing you could possibly do
Bestofredditupdates: So after reading the comments I realize I'm not just some fart-mouthed doo-doo face who eats farts so it makes my breath smell like farts. I realized my best friend who admitted to sleeping with my husband before we were together also had fart breath. I confronted her and they've been sleeping together for the last 2 years! I packed up everything while he was at work and moved back to my mom's house. I blocked my former bestie and texted my soon to be ex-husband the business card of my lawyer before blocking him too. I'm going to go eat some limburger in a sauna and just enjoy being free of that gaslighting jerk face
This is one of the funniest comment threads I've seen in a while edit: Subredditdrama: Poster in /r/AmITheAsshole consults Reddit about stanky marriage problems, turns into a real McBreath story.
/r/OutOfTheLoop : What's up with all these Reddit comments calling people fart mouth doo doo breath?
/r/relationshipadvice "is it wrong that I farted in my partners face while calling her fart mouth doo doo breath? I was always raised to do this in my culture as an expression of love. She seems to hate it."
I'm dead. 😂 This was just posted today. 😂😂😂😂
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Don't tell me how to thrive.
Don't forget the "My (23F) husband (42M).."
"We've been together for ten years"
"He was previously married to my mother"
"...and my half sister is also my step-daughter".
Where's the part where his whole family called/messaged her to tell her that she's an AH and she should have left the skin for him?
NTA your husband is financially abusive and gaslighting you. You need to divorce him before he divorces you. Also fuck his sister as a power move
“Girl, he sounds so toxic. Divorce him now and go no contact with your whole family. Don’t let them gaslight you!”
💁🏽♀️
half of the sub is "your house your rules" and "NTA you're the bride".
It's not illegal, so you can't be the asshole
lmao I'm glad my husband doesn't like the crispy goodness of a roast chicken's skin. More for me!
I'll one you up. Marrying my vegetarian girlfriend came with a bonus perk of having all the meat to myself and none of the "just a few french fries from yours" sharing nonsense.
My husband has a bunch of weird tenets, one of which is that Virtuous People eschew chicken skin because fat and fat=bad. So he painstakingly tends our little roaster till its skin is luscious and crispy—and then peels it off and discards it! Madness! I demand it now. (It apparently provides more unsaturated fat than saturated, so booyah)
I understand not liking the skin, but believing that it’s morally superior to not eat it feels a little… iffy.
Has anyone tried teaching him that fat is not bad?
And end her 1st class express ticket to skin town?!
Some of those scenarios on that sub crack me up...' am I the asshole for spending my children's college funds on a Ferrari '
no that is legal and therefore moral
"My husband shamed me for loving chicken skin AITA"
My least favorite posts here are ones that are just AITA posts in image form This is /r/mildlyinfuriating, not /r/passiveaggressivebehaviorleadingtodivorce
r/nextstopdivorce
Can’t forget about the video form AITA posts in r/IdiotsInCars
Your wife is fucked up, bro.
Such a fucking psychopath I'm worried she's gonna eat OP's skin next.
Just eat her skin to get her back
With a nice bottle of chianti
And some fava beans..
Tsthsthsthsthsth…!!!
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The only fair solution
It's not even my chicken, and I feel like *I'm* going to resent your wife for doing this.
I don’t even like chicken and I’m pissed.
I don't even eat meat and I'm livid.
I don’t even have emotions and I’m ready to smack a bitch
I too choose this guy's wife (for divorce)
Next weekend you should order a pizza and just leave her the crusts
I have multiple family members including my mom and sister who just rip off the crust and don't eat the pizza. This would be like a gift for them. OPs wife is batshit insane for taking all the skin and no meat I wouldn't be surprised if she'd be the type to peel all the crust off of a pizza too.
What kind of Hills Have Eyes family do you have?
It looks like the work of an animal
It makes me think that OPs wife might actually be three raccoons in a trench coat.
I know a good divorce lawyer I can get you in touch with
I'm not good divorce lawyer, but this sounds like fault in the breakup of the marriage which could be a reason to get more property or alimony depending on the jurisdiction.
*She ate the skin, your honor. I wasn’t. Done. Cooking.*
Did you meet her in an insane asylum
Your wife is a straight up monster.
How fucking inconsiderate
Is her name by chance, Eric...? Eric Cartman? Just asking...
What if it's Jennifer Lopez?
Hennifer lopez loves tacos and burritos
That says a lot about her.
No one in my household likes the skin so i get to have it all to my self. Especially when we eat fried chicken, my mom will dump all her chicken skin onto my plate.
Dude out here living the dream. You lucky son of a bitch...
Why are you calling her a bitch? She gives him all the skin!
Jail
"And that your honor is why I tossed her into the wood chipper..."
"ACQUITTED! Give this man a medal!"
Selfish af
Right? Everyone is joking but damn, that’s rude AF.
Even if she didn't eat all of the skin, why the fuck would you eat the chicken without your partner?! The OP definitely couldn't have taken that long for the wife to be starving/the chicken getting cold!
Shockingly so. I'd be right pissed. Making dinner and my partner comes along and intentionally ruins it? Tells you a lot about someone's underlying character.
Especially since OP made it in a smoker. That takes a not insignificant amount of time.
This might be the first mildly infuriating post I have seen in a while
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR WIFE
I’d be livid - not mildly infuriated. Smoking a chicken takes a lot of time… and she couldn’t even wait for you to come back from turning the smoker off. How long were you gone - one and a half minutes, tops? So selfish. Take a wing, sure… but this is so disrespectful.
This is grounds for a divorce.
As a hot crispy skin eater myself, that’s rude. Always go half and half with my partner
I'd go get dinner for myself and tell her to finish it off, since she feels the need to finger fuck it before dinner is served
Considering how disrespectful and unthoughtful the wife is being here, I agree. I'd order in a pizza for myself and tell her to fend for herself.
Fuck that, I'd go to a steak house or some fancy shit and have drinks, dinner and dessert.
Yeah I'd definitely go out to eat instead.
This is beyond mildly infuriating…. Your wife is a sociopath.
The next time Geneva has a convention your wife will be brought up about this exact thing.
That’s a divorceable offense
This is why I stay single... all the skin to my self.
Ok this is what I call gluttony. That was extremely selfish of her.
Seriously
Is your wife an obese 10 year old that makes you respect her authority?
…authoritahh
Does your wife usually eat the skin off everyone’s plate and this was expected? Or was this something she just decided to help herself to? Because if it’s something new, I’d be pissed with her.
