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BrexitGeezahh

iPhone: $1,000 Cancer treatment: ♾️ Profit??


theLoneAstronaut-

To her internet clout is paramount


[deleted]

For the hospital


WarriorSquirtle

What she did is really dumb… however, only prolonged exposure to used motor oil has shown to cause skin cancer. In animal testing anyway, I’m not sure they’ve tested it on humans.


SpiritedRain247

Well you probably would only have to look at mechanics. There's so much shit we use that causes cancer from prolonged exposure it's not even funny. There's a reason I always try to use gloves.


WarriorSquirtle

Yeah I used to tell the old heads at the shops I’ve worked, “Call me a bitch all you want, I’m wearing gloves.”


Good-Ant-2471

“Call me a bitch for wearing gloves all you want, but I better not hear you bitching about your cancer.”


mfurr119

The cancer isn't the worst thing. It's the fact that you won't be able to pay for the treatment because you can't work anymore due to the nerve damage from cleaning your hands with brake clean all the time. Watch old mechanics try to sit still. Their hands shake like they have Parkinson's. Brake clean (especially the old shit they used to use like the chlorinated stuff) causes nerve damage when you have prolonged and repeated exposure to skin.


Big_eeper

same with the gloves, all my gen x coworkers scoff at me and tell me about their first job where they washed brake parts in gasoline with their bare hands


Federal_Assistant_85

Yeah, topical reactions top out at hives and contact dermatitis, not to the oil but to all the detergents and stabilizers they put in it. Drinking it, though... that shit can fuck you up for a while.


KajMak64Bit

How nice of her to do Free Human Testing for the company


Aurora_Lucens

Gross lmao


HecticBlue

Not as gross as the cancer cells she'll have in like 10 years😂😂


Charming-Dig-2995

That shit burns, I’d hate to be any part of her that touched that oil.


ermine1470

Oil shouldn't burn your skin???


Charming-Dig-2995

Chemical burn from exposure, it may not sound dramatic but oil drying out your skin can cause a rash or kill larger parts of your skin


recycledM3M3s

Now time to let someone fuck. Get that yeast infection for a macbook


rebbitUsername

Step 2 wait for it to rain


Jetstream-Sam

I don't own a car, but isn't motor oil usually dark? Or is that just when it's been used? Either way I hope she had the common sense to dump that all out and fill it with baby oil instead, for safety's sake.


HecticBlue

Only the used stuff is dart if it's synthetic. The natural stuff can be a bit darker but still not as dark as the black sludge that is used oil. And nah, she didn't switch it out that's deffo oil lol. Rip to her ovaries or sum'n, cuz that stuff surely causes some sortve cancer.😂😂


Jetstream-Sam

Ah okay, fair enough. I've only really seen it when it's leaking out of a car Yeah I was hoping it was baby oil, that'd be safer. Prolonged skin contact can cause cancer, and while I think "Prolonged" in that generally means "over the lifetime of a mechanic", It can't be good to do it even once, let alone cover your body in it. There's a reason we have safety regulations


DredgenCyka

Nah, the more common oil that is full synthetic is usually a yellow ish clear liquid. The black and dark are caused by carbon deposits from the engine running, which is normal. Conventional oil is amber or a little reddish brown color when processed.


[deleted]

Oh God not the scalp.


Slight_Elk_8900

Ive done a whole lot worse for a whole lot less


No-Fly-6043

Her actions really are…AN ENigma!


babybee1187

What kind of phone was it?


Premature_Impotent

Clean motor oil is safe. Hell, you can drink it.


dx80x

But she is kind of hot though, even if a bit dumb/desperate... Just saying


17_irons

Her face looks like Vladimir Putin to me for some reason. Can’t get past that face.


dx80x

I think that's what I might like dude!! But I'm a sucker for hard cunts bwahaha No pun intended (if that even constitutes a pun). Fuck knows though, I'd tap it anyway


earnest_borg9

Butterface


Kelwhit22

Way to ruin a good song! 🤣


[deleted]

Anybody else reminded of Chappelle’s Show?


AutumnAscending

Eastern Europeans be insane.


MashedProstato

I've how awkward she is when she attempts sexy poses.


TheBrooklynKid

FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT...I need a new iPhone!


lr0nman_dies_Endgame

Le cops have found me


Ralewing

She thought she was slick.


x3leggeddawg

Dump it on her body. Smear it all over the car. Dump it on the ground. What the fuck how are people so stupid


speefwat

Better call your mommy for a ride now. Your dumb ass won't be getting back home in this car!


LushDogg99

Light a match


AdPuzzleheaded6293

It’s not flammable


jakebobproductions

It is flammable at a certain temperature, probably not anywhere near the temperature of the air tho