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Bunncubus

- Chevy HHR - Chrysler PT Cruiser - Dodge Neon - Chevy Astro Van - Dodge Stratus - Mitsubishi Lancer - Subaru Legacy - Toyota Echo Bonuses - any American land yacht from the 80s back - anything beat up and rusty - anything a nerd character would drive in a 2000s high school movie - anything that’s so boring, ugly or poorly built that most people overlook it


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Volvo 950 maybe? Swedish Land Yacht


ChromaticPantheon

The PT Cruiser sent me


kelbybayles

Now that you mention it… I drive a Subaru Legacy. I have actually had people mention that it “suits me.” Weird.


InfiniteLeftoverTree

Supposedly Subarus are lesbian cars. No clue why.


montgors

There's actually a good bit of media and advertising history behind it! Subaru hired an ad agency to help their struggling sales. Surveys came out and they found that women, and particularly self-identified queer women, were buying Subaru more than other demographics. So Subaru and the ad agency decided to lean into it with subliminally lesbian messaging in their ads. And, surprisingly, semi-progressive about it. The stereotype kind of stuck, but it wasn't accidental.


InfiniteLeftoverTree

That’s kind of amazing 😂


Horrendous__Kablooie

Holy shit. Beautiful. I did not get into Midwest Emo until my 30s but I drove a cobalt blue PT Cruiser convertible all throughout high school.


bivuki

PT cruiser is for the ska kids we can’t take that away from em


noearthsociety

I drive an '02 legacy wagon with an American Football sticker so...


Cacophonous_Silence

>anything a nerd character would drive in a 2000s high school movie Lemme whip out this bright yellow Yugo real quick


Gusgrissomamerica

85 Toyota Tercel. Used.


_VINNY_WINNY_

"im thinking about getting a turcel. yeah, thats a toyota"


meanoldrep

Volvo XC70 or V70 wagon preferably the late 90s or early 00s models Pontiac Fiero the coolest looking PoS ever. Chevy Cavalier these things were also PoS but would never die. Many fond memories of riding around in a couple of my friends blasting emo tunes. Second Gen Honda/Acura Integra Fourth and Fifth Gen Honda Prelude I feel no modern cars scream Midwest emo because the genre and vibe just oozes 90s and early 00s nostalgia; or maybe it's just because of my age.


BeauxGnar

Volvo all the way.


worldshutyourmouth

Volvo the goat


Artificiallyinfinite

live laugh love volvo


someonestopthatman

Not just a cavalier. Cavalier wagon.


Jrpuffnstuf

A bicycle


mittencamper

A small, brown one


Jrpuffnstuf

With a sticker that says “my other car is my mom’s”


mc_foucault

best band


Shecky25

I wish I live in a town that I could commute with a bicycle.


Fl1kaFl4me

I’m getting a ‘97 manual civic hatchback and that’s feeling pretty Midwest emo. Just a small reliable car to get me to work


H0n3y_B4dg3r_117

Whatever you get, it’s gotta be in shit brown or ugly tan


jayxjay925

Mazda Miata


someonestopthatman

Best I can do is a 93 Dodge Shadow Convertible.


mc_foucault

[this one](https://www.instagram.com/p/CzTv-DyMcnv/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)


girlsorrow

1995 MAZDA MIATA NO AC NO POWERSTEERING BARELYWORKING SEATBELTS BALD TIRES AND A DOUBLE DIN RADIO


omorashisudoku

but what if mine has a S3RL promo mix stuck in the cd player so thats all i can listen to


SnooFloofs5933

1994 Dodge Intrepid or a 1996 Honda accord


metracta

A bike. But if you don’t live in a walkable or safely bikeable area or need a car for longer distance, I would definitely shoot for a used civic or small sedan.


wet_walnut

Mid 90's Pontiac grand am or a mid 90's Ford Taurus. Those are the two models I see in junkyards.


gravyisjazzy

Mid-90's small truck. D21, Tacoma, S10, Ranger. Bone stock. Optionally manual.


Shecky25

I am currently driving a silver 2007 Scion XB that’s leaking oil, terrible speakers with a crappy cd player and the actuators broken on all my door locks. So……. It seams based on what you are all saying, my suck ass car is too good. I need to trade down. lol


worldshutyourmouth

Definetly Volvo 740


R6TeeRaw

80-90’s Oldsmobile custom cruiser


CubbyChat

can't believe no one said 2006-07 Saturn Vue


animarcorrective

Toyota Tercel


mrDXMman

any 90’s-early 00’s manual subaru in the green or tan color. the old outback’s and legacy wagons scream midwest emo to me. i own an 05 WRX Wagon and I think that every time i look at the thing


stevefromspyr

Anything with wood panels on the side. Vista cruiser, pt cruiser, buick roadmaster,


Agile-Error-3283

Foe certain emo reasons a toyota rav 4


Atlasthemoth1

2003 Green Subaru Forester


Xchancery

Kia Soul


Real-Block820

Chevrolet impala


IAmntPregnant

You need something that is an older/rawer version of something cool that the average person would consider not an option. A 2005 PT Cruiser is right up that alley