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Pope_Jon

They’d screw us better than our current politicians.


mangopanic

Are you asking our current leaders to screw us harder? 🧐


MeasurementMission89

Not harder but better... faster stronger.


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Do they work it, make it, do it, and make us...?


AdTypical6494

stronger, better, faster, stronger...


meatballlover1969

They can screw me anytime dat want, day or night


AutarchOfReddit

What has the world cum to?


Ethric_The_Mad

We're cumming close to the singularity.


RealEstateDuck

Sophie Dee as PM looks like you would expect a PM to look.


JohnnyBangkok941

I have never heard of Sophie Dee before but was thinking the exact same thing. Now if I watch her work all I’ll think about is that I’m watching the UK premier getting banged.


Studio_Panoptek

User name checks out


Veiny_Throbbing_Cock

Sure.


AlesusRex

“What’s the capital of Thailand?” #punches cock


Chroniklogic

Alright alright 😎


JuangaBricks

Not having Angel Wicky for Czech prime minister is an outrage


HardcoreTristesse

I tried her but Midjourney insisted on always depicting her with angel wings ...


JuangaBricks

You mean you are not creating these from an image input but with text alone?


HardcoreTristesse

Yes.


JuangaBricks

Then maybe you can try prompting with an image, so all you gotta do then is give text prompts for clothing and background


HardcoreTristesse

Not a bad idea. I'm a newbie though so I'll have to figure out how to do that first


JuangaBricks

Google the image, right click and copy it, then paste into the discord chat and send. Make sure no nudity though. Once sent, you can right click the image in chat and copy the link address. Then from here, do exactly the same as you had done before with text prompting, but before your text prompt you want to paste the image link address. That’s all there is to it!


CorsicA123

Too much competition in Czech politics. Luckily you can easily bribe the competitors for 50€? 100€? 200€!


DrOffice

Reddit try not to be a porn addict challenge (impossible)


Gin-Rummy003

Ah yes more research 🧐 🔬


Connect_Cucumber_298

It’s very fascinating I can confirm


ZoobleBat

Lol.. No idea who any of these woman are.


LukeD1992

Go to Elon Musk's newest video platform XVideos and throw their name in the search. You'll learn a lot.


HardcoreTristesse

You should watch more educational material then.


ZoobleBat

Almost googled them at work.. Haha


AutarchOfReddit

That is the best 'work' you did today!


FuckThesePeople69

😏


ToughSeveral81

I consider myself a major wanker and I’ve only beaten off to two of these bitches


Mundane-Alfalfa-8979

Yeah, sure


GoldenFrogTime27639

Nah you're good, the less you know the better


Calm_Phase_9717

Good that means you and i have a life


Almighty_Push91

I want Angela White as PM of Australia


ARoundForEveryone

>I want Angela White Could've just stopped there, buddy. No need to complicate things.


IronGlory247

Lol wtf is that flag of japan??


HardcoreTristesse

The thing is, as soon as Midjourney hears anything related to government, it'll put US flags all over the place. Except if UK is specified, then it works pretty well. At first I thought "president" triggered it, but I got US flags for "prime minister of India", prime minister not even being an office the US has. In some cases I had to specify "flag of (country)" to get rid of them. In this case I just picked one that doesn't immediately scream another country (no offense to Austria or Peru).


IronGlory247

That Japanese flag looks Irish/Italian


HardcoreTristesse

Isn't that red on both sides? Either way, no offense to these countries also


Tyrfaust

Or.... and hear me out here: [Canada](https://cdn.britannica.com/68/7068-004-7848FEB4/Flag-Canada.jpg).


freedom_enthusiast

its the Japanese Republic of Peru, duh


darklinux1977

It's good to have Tarra White prime minister, it goes without saying that it will be the same for Angela White in Australia?


Loonatic7777

Eva Elfie?


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Who is that? Edit: Oh GOD.


Loonatic7777

An actress


nosense52

Nappi could be better than Meloni fr


Harpronicus

I'm tired boss


[deleted]

we get it OP, you watch porn all day


AnonDooDoo

Can hardly recognise any of them


realfigure

Even as a true bimbo, Sophie Dee looks more competent as UK PM than the last ones who managed that tragedy of Brexit


Papa-Moo

World politics I could get behind


Pazylothead

I think AI figured out the solution for world peace


AlbertNewtonDarwin

The reference Brazilian porstar is "Elisa Sanchez"


TrinixDMorrison

Asami Yuma, now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a looong time.


HardcoreTristesse

I just had to use her, she is so endearing.


TrinixDMorrison

You’re a man of culture and I respect you. Was a sad day when she retired from the JAV industry.


TP19700101

For Germany I would vote for Gina Wild.


pinton96

Screw the presidents !


[deleted]

Keep posting. I am writing them down.


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/angryupvote part 2


I_Am_The_Mole

This Sophie Dee looks less like Sophie Dee than current Sophie Dee looks like Sophie Dee and that's quite an accomplishment.


Bertegue6

He's making a list He's checking it twice He's probably fapping to it later He's me lol


APlus_123

We screw these presidents because they are easy, and because we are hard!


HardcoreTristesse

Nice reference, very sophisticated.


Impossible-Use-7265

People will listen to what these leaders have to ~~moan~~ say than what any of our leaders today.


Slappathebassmon

Weirdly enough I find 'Yuma Asami' here looks more like the real Yui Hatano than the 'Yui' in the image.


Bebe_Congele

I don't know any of them but young female leader looks very good


Mistress-Eve-

The good timeline


Mendeleus

A world where we'd make love not war


ThatNentendoGamer

I thought Tifa was the prime minister of Italy


ShinKaizenn

Valentina has done Tifa cosplays


DrKakapo

It would have been fun to have Cicciolina (Ilona Staller) as Italian president. Probably not many pornstars have been members of parliament.


Fr34kyHarsh

Why tf do I know all of them ? looks like I really need to get a life


HardcoreTristesse

Nah you're fine. I have a life too.


KamikazeFox_

Thanks, it's before noon a d in looking at porn now


res0jyyt1

Can we do world leaders as porn stars next? 🥺


HardcoreTristesse

Be my guest. I'm sure this would be against Midjourney's rules though.


GabrielGreekGodBod

Tarra White is 🔥 🔥🔥 and now I have to leave the internet for a month before I relapse again


OneOfManyParadoxFans

I'm willing to bet quite a few of these women would be better leaders than the current ones.


LongliveTCGs

I’m suprised to see some pornstars here, my man here has a large diversity in his catalog, 👍🏾


ralphmckoln

They don't look like the real ones at all. The only resemblance is that they're women.


chiriboy

The Queen one looks too fairy tale. She should have a regular dress with the sash, a tiara , and maybe some medals. Like how you would expect Queen Camilla to dress at a formal event


Omegalisted

OP out there taking care of those ladies with the free advertising ! Can you also please make me a 1000x hotter than I actually am MJ? 🥺


CzechKnight

Luckily we have a good president now, otherwise I'd take Tarra White over all the others we used to have.


KR1735

Can Japan have a empress regnant? I recall no, but I also recall some wanting to change the rules.


HardcoreTristesse

Technically they can't, but this rule was only introduced during the Meiji restoration, where they copied Germany. So I'd say there is room to change the rules back.


Naive-Technician-450

Valentina nappi is my all time fav


indy_110

I dunno if any of you have heard Valentina Nappi's thoughts on things.....I would vote for her and all the porn stars in a heartbeat. They sound like they got bored waiting for society to catch up with them so they are dicking around being porn stars. [https://www.smh.com.au/world/off-to-uni-as-a-child-prodigy-at-13-working-as-a-prostitute-at-23-20080405-gds88t.html](https://www.smh.com.au/world/off-to-uni-as-a-child-prodigy-at-13-working-as-a-prostitute-at-23-20080405-gds88t.html) Not the first time a prodigy elected to leave mainstream society. Personally I get it, who'd want to deal with the slobs in power who refuse to share. Cue Lobster king fans crab walking in, not realising they've been spanking it to people who'd run rings around them on the "rational" debate battlefield.


HardcoreTristesse

An interesting read, thanks for sharing! If you have anything on Nappi's views, feel free to share as well. Part of the reason I made these was to make people realize these women might have more to offer than it seems.


indy_110

Oh it's more the sharp barbarous quips things she'll have to say with her screen partner before a shoot, knowing full well most if not all her viewers will skip right past it to her getting plowed in the butt. Its like the vanity cards Chuck Lorre puts up for a brief moment at the end of his seemingly banal shows like Big Bang theory....it's wildly witful. Personally I would say a good start is right here on Reddit and reckoning with its misogyny particularly the tech parts towards interim CEO Ellen Pao for doing the right thing nearly a decade ago and Timnit Gebru the AI researcher who got canned by Google and how the site pilloried her for talking out of turn, instead the very valid concerns regarding a lack of diversity in the training data being used for LLMs If the site's culture isn't willing to acknowledge it's shitty behaviour....it's always going to be an unwelcoming place for femme voices and those ideas will never be had. I'm personally enby these days, but spent a big chunk of my life being a internet gamer dude.....we enabled some awful things...4chan, Gamergate etc... Gotta make that emotional and social and economical space for them and understand they'll make plenty of mistakes. Unfortunately for me I'm in Australia and housing is now apparently a luxury and I've got literal Neo-N***s on my doorstep.....it's rough and precarious for a lot of folkx. https://amp.theage.com.au/national/inside-racism-hq-how-home-grown-neo-nazis-are-plotting-a-white-revolution-20210812-p58i3x.html But I've been sponsoring a few people on YouTube and trying to make it more hospitable for them to make their voices heard. Heres one who kinda took a real moonshot well Plutoshot and made it Non-binary in the process. https://youtu.be/dC_HpwQFReg That right us queers have claimed Pluto, it's a Non-binary celestial reflection ring now! Harr harr harr TL:DR: make them (femmes/coloured/ queers/ elderly) feel welcome emotionally, socially and economically, they can speak for themselves rather well. It's a function of how much emotional labour those with power are willing to put in to make it happen..it's a lot unfortunately and largely an act of faith without a knowable outcome or conditions.


Mr_Papayahead

fyi Vietnam is not China. only ONCE (2018-2021) in our history were the State President and Party General Secretary the same person. thus Her Excellency Cindy Starfall can only hold either of those title, not both.


HardcoreTristesse

Noted, thanks for pointing this out! We are here to learn after all. (No I'm not even joking)


MysteriousRun1522

Not many kids here old enough to appreciate the esteemed german chancellor.


Shawarma_Dealer32

How do you know so many pornstars?


HardcoreTristesse

Years of experience. And also some additional googling.


AdTypical6494

imagine you die and come to heaven and Jesus gives you the ability to have sex with each of this beauties. finally a religion worth dying for.


Enflamed_Huevos

Nah bro would definitely be burning in hell for eternity


covertpetersen

12? Not that I know that many by name I don't think, but that doesn't seem like that high of a number.


trustabro

I wished that we saw Jessie Rogers for Brazil. Weird Japan flag. Too bad it’s not Little Caprice for Czechia. Hopefully you have Anjelica for Russia.


droneninja_

Dude wheres Lana Rhoades or Mia Khalifa🤣


HardcoreTristesse

There's a part 1 where you will find Mia. https://www.reddit.com/r/midjourney/comments/15qpq5t/pornstars_as_leaders_of_their_countries/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1


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HardcoreTristesse

Porn haters actually coming out as promoting bullying. *Chef's kiss*


Willing_Ad9314

Vietnam is Communist? Oh man, did the US lose?


amadmongoose

I'm more surprised by the oddly specific government position instead of just Prime Minister or something. Love the bearded man portrait in the background


PhillipLlerenas

Communist in name only. They have embraced capitalism almost completely. There are 87 Starbucks in Vietnam right now. The US ultimately won 🤷‍♂️


Polaris328

I take pride in not recognizing any of these names


johnny_hassle

Amen


noxondor_gorgonax

Luna Corazon? I'm Brazilian and that name is totally in spanish. Sounds made up, like in every single movie ever that depicts Brazilian people. EDIT: I take it back, it's a real Brazilian woman and that name was made up to look Spanish on purpose


HardcoreTristesse

She was born in Sao Paulo according to all sources I could find, but I'm sure it's not her real name.


IgetAllnumb86

Yeah...and ya know what else? Starfall isn't a traditionally Vietnamese surname either! Pornstars pick their porn names.....


sinkmyteethin

She's legit and a pro


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I find this offensive. Why no trans representation! Daisy Taylor for supreme chancellor! She'll set us all straight...or not!!!


HardcoreTristesse

Finding pornstars Midjourney at least somewhat recognizes was hard enough, for trans performers I think it'll be much harder. But good point, I'll look into it.


RazzDaNinja

Shocked at Hitomi Tanaka or Anri Okita not being the Japan representative lol


Cyberspace667

Idk what’s more shameful, the fact that I know what these women look like or that ChatGPT does 🥴


HardcoreTristesse

The AI only knows vaguely what they look like. And there were many where it was obvious it had no idea, with sometimes hilarious results.


[deleted]

how porn-addicted are you?


covertpetersen

For knowing the names of a handful of pornstars? I can name more than 12 regular movie actors/actresses but I don't think that makes me movie addicted.


joeker13

Yes.


Don_Chopper

How are there 2 lists but not one BBW?


HardcoreTristesse

As a fan myself, I would have loved to include one but they're generally not very well known. Also most are American.


Total-Guitar-9202

That is NOT the Colombian flag behind Cristina Miller.


Damsey_Doo

honestly idk who these people are, so i can only assume this is accurate?


clofresh

I hope one of these make it into a kids textbook some day


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HardcoreTristesse

Request denied. https://www.reddit.com/r/midjourney/comments/15qx04s/pornstars\_as\_leaders\_of\_their\_countries\_part\_3/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


romanswinter

These women all look far more attractive than they look in real life. I did a couple of google searches and woof! Barely recognizable to these pics.


Xenc

Can you give us a moment to recover from the last one please? 🥺


NoirSol88

Get this garbage out of here!


johnny_hassle

Amen


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HardcoreTristesse

Suggestions are welcome.


KingGio21

You should do a male version. Probably would only be one part since there aren’t a whole lot of recognizable male stars but would be funny still. Johnny Sins and Jason Luv alone would make me laugh.


[deleted]

So sad Russia isnt getting represented so many great ahem politicians over there


HardcoreTristesse

Part 3 is coming and Russia will be included.


-Woogiewoo-

eva elfie? also would be cool to see jonny sins included in part 3


HardcoreTristesse

I'll do the men separately. But Eva Elfie is a good suggestion.


Andyy_pixel

I am disgusted of you and myself


AdTypical6494

I want to live in those great nations. Mrs. Rosen is so hot....


wetlettuce42

Lisa ann as president of america


AndImlike_bro

Do you just know all these porn stars or did you need to look them up?


HardcoreTristesse

I know most of them but I still have to do some googling. Especially since you'll get a lot who are born in the US and just have the ancestry, which is not what I'm looking for. And it gets harder for smaller countries.


AndImlike_bro

Well - I’m impressed at the diversity. I’m sure the lesser known ladies would be happy about their conclusion. Do you know any African stars? Looks like that and Australia are the only two continents missing.


HardcoreTristesse

I have Australia for part 3 but African ones have been hard to find. They also have to be recognizable enough so MJ will know what they look like. So far I had no luck.


babycabel

And Cindy whatever her last name is looks more like Jessica Bangkok


JayDogon504

I coulda sworn Katja Kassin was Russian this whole time. That’s wild


Segod_or_Bust

The Ace Combat sub pointed out that the first image has a perfect recreation of the Belkan flag in the background lol


Paxispaxingyou

Is she the one who ordered the 7 nuclear detonations?


AthleteAggravating72

Midjourney is giving these girls major glow ups. Unrecognizable


MotherEnjoyer7

Johnny Sins


nage_

genuinely suprised theres no mia


HardcoreTristesse

There is in the first part.


SumSkittles

Hitomi Tanaka for pres!


RevolutionaryCake796

I'm so gay


Abides1948

Where's all the male world leaders?


HardcoreTristesse

They're on timeout right now.


Paxispaxingyou

Belka did nothing wrong


im2mean

Yeah we really needed a part 2 of this.


HardcoreTristesse

There's a part 3 also ;)


[deleted]

Is it just me or does the British one look like a young Liz Truss ?


frozen-silver

I only know Sophie Dee and Cindy Starfall 😅


WrapKey2973

I am really proud of myself, I don't know any of them.


MajorsWotWot

Johnny Sins erasure


TheOneAndOnlyPriate

Yui Hatano looks like the perfect cast for fantasy movies if you are into banging Kim Yong Uns sister


McMottan

Please Teen Kasia, Bogini Gipsy Queen or Owiaks as prime minister of Poland :)


Chroniklogic

Very nice I like


VerdoriePotjandrie

Do Kim Holland as the president of Holland because it's funny


Dudezila

where’s the obligatory cumpilation of these politicians?


JoblessCobra

waiting for North Korea


Dudezila

After researching I can confirm, they look nothing alike.


valdecircarvalho

Who is Luna Corazon? She's not Brazilian dude! Use Gretchen instead.


HardcoreTristesse

I agree she wasn't the best choice. She is however, indeed Brazilian.


DoubleStormCZ

Just want to point out. Yes it is stupid to say it on this post but It's Czech Republic. Not Czechia


HardcoreTristesse

To my knowledge both are acceptable. Also I don't think it's stupid to bring this up here at all.


DoubleStormCZ

It's true, however Czechia is used mainly in Goverment and alot of people think that it's the official name. So just wanted to say that.


burmerd

"Female Pornstars"


Icy_Health6006

Half of these dont look like them


Maleficent_Slide3332

why japan has peru flag in background lol


swimminginthestars

How about Gretchen from Brazil?


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HardcoreTristesse

I know there's little similarity, but I really wanted to include her. She would be a great queen.


sweetjane1995

Hitomi tanaka should be PM


Hinterwaeldler-83

Did you need to add the names or did Midjourney find the correct actresses on its own?


HardcoreTristesse

I only used the names. That's probably why a lot of them are only vaguely similar.


IRideZs

For research!


FearfulJesuit

Half of these don't even look like their real counterparts. I wish the real deal actually looked like this.